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->'''Homer:''' Now son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me.
->''(he flashes back to his father sending him off)''
->'''Abe:''' Homer, you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
->'''Homer:''' [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood Lousy traumatic childhood!]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Lisa's Sax"
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->''Mom scrubbed my face''
->''And brushed my hair,''
->''My T-shirt's fresh and clean,''
->''My recess snacks are safely stowed''
->''In my brand new Levis jeans,''
->''I've got my frog for Show and Tell''
->''My crayon box is ready,''
->''And peeking out from my new back-pack''
->''My favorite toy,''
->''My Teddy.''

->''Bye mom!''
->''Bye dad!''
->''Bye Rover too!''
->''That's all I've got to say,''
->''No kiss... no hug,''
->''Just shake my hand''
->''And I'll be on my way.''
->''Out our front door''
->''To a wide, new world,''
->''OH BOY... I sure am cool!''
->''I'm all grown up,''
->''No baby stuff,''
->'''Cause...''
->'''It's my First Day of School.'''
-->-- ''I'm Not a Brat!'', "Off to School"
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