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->"''Welp, better get back to class. You’re missing lazy comedy 101: bigger character is eating."''
-->'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}''', ''Film/PromNightIIITheLastKiss''
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->The first fat [[ComicBook/ArchieComics L'il Riverdale]] character we meet is named ''Fatty''! And their nickname for him is Fatso! There's [[SarcasmFailure no biting analogy for something like that]] -- when you're a writer and you name your fat character Fatty, that's like a writer naming his fat character Fatty. It's the absolute minimum of human thought ever put into the creation of a thing. If the author named him [[FlatCharacter Somename Whenlunch]], it wouldn't be any lazier.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-bizarre-horrors-found-in-squarest-comic-book-ever/ "8 Bizarre Horrors Found n the Squarest Comic Book Ever"]]

->"Are you fat? When you go jogging, do you leave potholes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do elephants throw ''you'' peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say, "OK'?"
-->--'''Thorton Melon's''' Tall and Fat Store ad, ''Film/BackToSchool''



->In this elite special forces troupe, they have nothing but the ''toughest, strongest'' soldiers...aaand one fat guy. I'm gonna guess he's the officer in charge of Comedic Relief.
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2jy001_F6w Good Bad Flicks]]'' on ''Film/TheHouseOfTheDead2''

->'''Testimonial''': I've tried everything, and I just couldn't keep those extra 200 pounds off. It started to affect my marriage.\\
'''Husband''': She was too big for ''me'', and I'll sleep with anything.\\
'''Testimonial''': The Abdomu-trux, the Thigh-Sizer, tummy stapling, I've had my mouth sewn up, my hands chopped off; you named it, I've tried it.\\
'''Husband''': 'Cept for exercisin' and eatin' right, Porky.\\
'''Testominal''' That's right, honey. Then I found the Dormatron!
-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'' radio commercial

->Rather than ignore Conrad's weight the writers played it up -- too much so, really. Music cues featuring comical tuba riffs follow him everywhere, and practically everyone makes wisecracks about his stomach. Even kids are shown to be enormously tactless: "How did you get to be so fat?" they'll ask. After a while you begin to wonder if anyone in America had manners.
-->--'''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/69826/cannon-the-complete-collection/ Stuart Galbraith IV]]''' on ''{{Series/Cannon}}''

->{{Wrestling/TNA}} signed Rosie Lottalove, an obese Knockout fresh out of Team 3D's wrestling school, and gave her a tryout match with [[Wrestling/DaffneyUnger Daffney]]. Rosie seriously injured Daffney in the match [[AssKicksYou by sitting on her face]], but TNA hired Rosie anyway. She wrestled a few more matches for the company before they released her (because she was terrible). TNA refused to pay for Daffney's medical bills related to this accident as well as the aforementioned barbwire board accident she had suffered a few months earlier (because TNA is terrible). Daffney filed a lawsuit as a result, which was eventually settled out of court a day before the case was supposed to start (because the American legal system is terrible).
-->--'''''Taimapedia'''''

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->'''Testimonial''': I've tried everything, and I just couldn't keep those extra 200 pounds off. It started to affect my marriage.\\
'''Husband''': She was too big for ''me'', and I'll sleep with anything.\\
'''Testimonial''': The Abdomu-trux, the Thigh-Sizer, tummy stapling, I've had my mouth sewn up, my hands chopped off; you named it, I've tried it.\\
'''Husband''': 'Cept for exercisin' and eatin' right, Porky.\\
'''Testominal''' That's right, honey. Then I found the Dormatron!
-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'' radio commercial

->"Are you fat? When you go jogging, do you leave potholes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do elephants throw ''you'' peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say, "OK'?"
-->--'''Thorton Melon's''' Tall and Fat Store ad, ''Film/BackToSchool''


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->"Are you fat? When you go jogging, do you leave potholes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do elephants throw ''you'' peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say, "OK'?"
-->--'''Thorton Melon's''' Tall and Fat Store ad, ''Film/BackToSchool''

->'''Pete:''' (''standing in front of the open freezer after the Doctor regenerated and walked out'') It wasn't the same guy.\\
'''Grace:''' Sounds like you saw the guy stole the body.\\
'''Pete:''' He was wearing a shroud and a J.D. tag on his toe.\\
'''Grace:''' Somehow, I don't think the Second Coming happens here.\\
'''Pete:''' Right. You think he's gonna go to a BETTER HOSPITAL? You know what? I'm going home.\\
'''Grace:''' Hey, Pete. Stop by psychiatric and pick up some more mind-altering drugs.\\
'''Pete:''' Okay, sure.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie The TV Movie]]


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->'''Testimonial''': I've tried everything, and I just couldn't keep those extra 200 pounds off. It started to affect my marriage.\\
'''Husband''': She was too big for ''me'', and I'll sleep with anything.\\
'''Testimonial''': The Abdomu-trux, the Thigh-Sizer, tummy stapling, I've had my mouth sewn up, my hands chopped off; you named it, I've tried it.\\
'''Husband''': 'Cept for exercisin' and eatin' right, Porky.\\
'''Testominal''' That's right, honey. Then I found the Dormatron!
-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'' radio commercial
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->''You know, I'm fat\\
I'm fat, come on, you know\\
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout\\
Just now tell me once again who's fat''
-->'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Fat"
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->The first fat [[Franchise/ArchieComics L'il Riverdale]] character we meet is named ''Fatty''! And their nickname for him is Fatso! There's [[SarcasmFailure no biting analogy for something like that]] -- when you're a writer and you name your fat character Fatty, that's like a writer naming his fat character Fatty. It's the absolute minimum of human thought ever put into the creation of a thing. If the author named him [[FlatCharacter Somename Whenlunch]], it wouldn't be any lazier.

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->The first fat [[Franchise/ArchieComics [[ComicBook/ArchieComics L'il Riverdale]] character we meet is named ''Fatty''! And their nickname for him is Fatso! There's [[SarcasmFailure no biting analogy for something like that]] -- when you're a writer and you name your fat character Fatty, that's like a writer naming his fat character Fatty. It's the absolute minimum of human thought ever put into the creation of a thing. If the author named him [[FlatCharacter Somename Whenlunch]], it wouldn't be any lazier.

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'''Husband''': Except for exercisin' and eatin' right, Porky.\\

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'''Husband''': Except 'Cept for exercisin' and eatin' right, Porky.\\



-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'' commercial

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->"Are you fat? When you go jogging, do you leave potholes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do elephants throw ''you'' peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say, "OK'?"
-->--'''Thorton Melon's''' Tall and Fat Store ad, ''Film/BackToSchool''
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->'''Testimonial''': I've tried everything, and I just couldn't keep those extra 200 pounds off. It started to affect my marriage.\\
'''Husband''': She was too big for ''me'', and I'll sleep with anything.\\
'''Testimonial''': The Abdomu-trux, the Thigh-Sizer, tummy stapling, I've had my mouth sewn up, my hands chopped off; you named it, I've tried it.\\
'''Husband''': Except for exercisin' and eatin' right, Porky.\\
'''Testominal''' That's right, honey. Then I found the Dormatron!
-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'' commercial
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-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2jy001_F6w Good Bad Flicks]]'' on ''Film/HouseOfTheDead2''

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-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2jy001_F6w Good Bad Flicks]]'' on ''Film/HouseOfTheDead2''
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->Rather than ignore Conrad's weight the writers played it up -- too much so, really. Music cues featuring comical tuba riffs follow him everywhere, and practically everyone makes wisecracks about his stomach. Even kids are shown to be enormously tactless: "How did you get to be so fat?" they'll ask. After a while you begin to wonder if anyone in America had manners.
-->--'''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/69826/cannon-the-complete-collection/ Stuart Galbraith IV]]''' on ''{{Series/Cannon}}''
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->In this elite special forces troupe, they have nothing but the ''toughest, strongest'' soldiers...aaand one fat guy. I'm gonna guess he's the officer in charge of Comedic Relief.
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2jy001_F6w Good Bad Flicks]]'' on ''Film/HouseOfTheDead2''
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->{{Wrestling/TNA}} signed Rosie Lottalove, an obese Knockout fresh out of Team 3D's wrestling school, and gave her a tryout match with [[Wrestling/DaffneyUnger Daffney]]. Rosie seriously injured Daffney in the match [[BellyFlopCrushing by sitting on her face]], but TNA hired Rosie anyway. She wrestled a few more matches for the company before they released her (because she was terrible). TNA refused to pay for Daffney's medical bills related to this accident as well as the aforementioned barbwire board accident she had suffered a few months earlier (because TNA is terrible). Daffney filed a lawsuit as a result, which was eventually settled out of court a day before the case was supposed to start (because the American legal system is terrible).

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->{{Wrestling/TNA}} signed Rosie Lottalove, an obese Knockout fresh out of Team 3D's wrestling school, and gave her a tryout match with [[Wrestling/DaffneyUnger Daffney]]. Rosie seriously injured Daffney in the match [[BellyFlopCrushing [[AssKicksYou by sitting on her face]], but TNA hired Rosie anyway. She wrestled a few more matches for the company before they released her (because she was terrible). TNA refused to pay for Daffney's medical bills related to this accident as well as the aforementioned barbwire board accident she had suffered a few months earlier (because TNA is terrible). Daffney filed a lawsuit as a result, which was eventually settled out of court a day before the case was supposed to start (because the American legal system is terrible).
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->The first fat [[Franchise/ArchieComics L'il Riverdale]] character we meet is named ''Fatty''! And their nickname for him is Fatso! There's [[SarcasmFailure no biting analogy for something like that]] -- when you're a writer and you name your fat character Fatty, that's like a writer naming his fat character Fatty. It's the absolute minimum of human thought ever put into the creation of a thing. If the author named him [[FlatCharacter Somename Whenlunch]], it wouldn't be any lazier.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-bizarre-horrors-found-in-squarest-comic-book-ever/ "8 Bizarre Horrors Found n the Squarest Comic Book Ever"]]

->{{Wrestling/TNA}} signed Rosie Lottalove, an obese Knockout fresh out of Team 3D's wrestling school, and gave her a tryout match with [[Wrestling/DaffneyUnger Daffney]]. Rosie seriously injured Daffney in the match [[BellyFlopCrushing by sitting on her face]], but TNA hired Rosie anyway. She wrestled a few more matches for the company before they released her (because she was terrible). TNA refused to pay for Daffney's medical bills related to this accident as well as the aforementioned barbwire board accident she had suffered a few months earlier (because TNA is terrible). Daffney filed a lawsuit as a result, which was eventually settled out of court a day before the case was supposed to start (because the American legal system is terrible).
-->--'''''Taimapedia'''''
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