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'''Vaas:''' You are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. You see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they '''BLINDSIDE''' you every fucking time. [[{{Foreshadowing}} So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the]] '''[[{{Foreshadowing}} FUCK]]''' [[{{Foreshadowing}} is it going to be?!]] '''THEM or ME?!''' ''(violently beats his chest)'' '''''MEEEEEE!!!''''' '''OR THEM?!''' ''(chuckles)'' Like... like you know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. ''(beat)'' [[CloudCuckoolander By the way, this lighter really sucks.]] You know, so much for poetics. ''(places lighter in Jason's shirt pocket)''

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'''Vaas:''' You are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. You see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they '''BLINDSIDE''' you every fucking time. [[{{Foreshadowing}} So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the]] '''[[{{Foreshadowing}} FUCK]]''' [[{{Foreshadowing}} is it going to be?!]] '''THEM or ME?!''' ''(violently beats his chest)'' '''''MEEEEEE!!!''''' '''OR THEM?!''' ''(chuckles)'' ''(chuckles, then sobs)'' Like... like you know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. ''(beat)'' [[CloudCuckoolander By the way, this lighter really sucks.]] You know, so much for poetics. ''(places lighter in Jason's shirt pocket)''


->'''Citra''': You are fearless. You will defeat anyone who stands in your way. A warrior from the northern kingdom heard of the giant and vowed to slay him. He painted tatau on his body and took power from the land of the dead. And when he was ready, he walked the path of the lotus pond. The giant rose from the still waters. You are strong. Powerful. Fight! And the warrior raised his dagger. He cut the giant's head clean off it's body. The skull of the giant fell to earth and became our island. The descendants of the warrior became the Rakyat, our people.\\
'''Jason''': Tell me who I am.\\
'''Citra''': You are a warrior. You live for battle. Every man you fight dies and deserves to have his life taken from him. You wear the tatau. You feel the jungle around you. You are Rakyat!\\
'''Jason''': Across this island, Vaas and his pirates enslave the bodies and the minds of the Rakyat. Our guns do not stop until Vaas falls at our feet! We are the warriors of the Rakyat, ''AND I WILL LEAD YOU TO GLORY!''

->'''Hoyt''': Lovely weather we're having.\\
'''Vaas''': Why boss, you planning a parade?\\
'''Hoyt''': ''(laughs hard)'' That's why I love you Vaas, you make me laugh. Everything in business is so goddamn serious. But you. So... what about Snow White?\\
'''Vaas''': You know, I don't give a ''fuck'' about him. I don't give a fuck.\\
'''Hoyt''': Really? Then why am I here?\\
'''Vaas''': Once you got the ransom money, his friends are gonna be sold like that. [[spoiler:I shot his older brother.]] I did what you wanted with his younger brother. It's my sister... she's inking that white boy.\\
'''Hoyt''': '''I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.''' It is by ''my'' grace that ''your head'' isn't impaled on the antenna of my car! Therefore, I would like it if you gave a fuck about Jason Brody!\\
'''Vaas''': Okay, Hoyt. Okay, alright.\\
'''Hoyt''': Fantastic! ''(beat)'' [[FauxAffablyEvil I am really loving this weather.]] What's the name of the village down the road? Beras Town? A bunch of native sympathizers. They stole a transportation manifest that's close to my heart. [[DisproportionateRetribution I'd like to]] [[DeadlyEuphemism pay them a visit.]] Nice to see you, Vaas.

->'''Hoyt''': What a job, poker. Ask anyone on the street and they'll call it a game of chance. Or talk to Sam here, and he'll say it's about ''bluffing'', won't you, Sam?\\
'''Sam''': Ja.\\
'''Hoyt''': Ja! But it's not, is it? It's about keeping you playing until the house collects. ''(Hoyt deals cards before he suddenly grabs a knife and shanks [[spoiler:Sam]] in the neck)'' Sorry, house rules! Ah! Look at that, we have the same cards. So let's raise the stakes a little, shall we? ''(beat)'' [[KnewItAllAlong Foster, Jason Brody, whatever your name is,]] [[BlatantLies it's slipped my mind.]] '''''How stupid do you think I am?!''''' We should keep playing. [[FauxAffablyEvil Dealer's on the left, right?]] ... [[KickTheDog Guess he's sitting this one out.]]

->'''Hoyt''': ''(Holds Jason's severed ring finger.)'' Aw, Jason, now we'll never be married. You know, you could have joined me. Every kill would have been rewarded with money.\\
'''Jason''': ''(Raises knife)'' Fuck you.\\
'''Hoyt''': [[BlatantLies I take no pleasure in this.]] [[BloodKnight Really, I don't!]]\\
'''Jason''': [[BadassBoast I don't need ten fingers to use a knife!]]

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->'''Citra''': ->'''Citra:''' You are fearless. You will defeat anyone who stands in your way. A warrior from the northern kingdom heard of the giant and vowed to slay him. He painted tatau on his body and took power from the land of the dead. And when he was ready, he walked the path of the lotus pond. The giant rose from the still waters. You are strong. Powerful. Fight! And the warrior raised his dagger. He cut the giant's head clean off it's body. The skull of the giant fell to earth and became our island. The descendants of the warrior became the Rakyat, our people.\\
'''Jason''': '''Jason:''' Tell me who I am.\\
'''Citra''': '''Citra:''' You are a warrior. You live for battle. Every man you fight dies and deserves to have his life taken from him. You wear the tatau. You feel the jungle around you. You are Rakyat!\\
'''Jason''': '''Jason:''' Across this island, Vaas and his pirates enslave the bodies and the minds of the Rakyat. Our guns do not stop until Vaas falls at our feet! We are the warriors of the Rakyat, ''AND I WILL LEAD YOU TO GLORY!''

->'''Hoyt''': ->'''Hoyt:''' Lovely weather we're having.\\
'''Vaas''': '''Vaas:''' Why boss, you planning a parade?\\
'''Hoyt''': '''Hoyt:''' ''(laughs hard)'' That's why I love you Vaas, you make me laugh. Everything in business is so goddamn serious. But you. So... what about Snow White?\\
'''Vaas''': '''Vaas:''' You know, I don't give a ''fuck'' about him. I don't give a fuck.\\
'''Hoyt''': '''Hoyt:''' Really? Then why am I here?\\
'''Vaas''': '''Vaas:''' Once you got the ransom money, his friends are gonna be sold like that. [[spoiler:I shot his older brother.]] I did what you wanted with his younger brother. It's my sister... she's inking that white boy.\\
'''Hoyt''': '''Hoyt:''' '''I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.''' It is by ''my'' grace that ''your head'' isn't impaled on the antenna of my car! Therefore, I would like it if you gave a fuck about Jason Brody!\\
'''Vaas''': '''Vaas:''' Okay, Hoyt. Okay, alright.\\
'''Hoyt''': '''Hoyt:''' Fantastic! ''(beat)'' [[FauxAffablyEvil I am really loving this weather.]] What's the name of the village down the road? Beras Town? A bunch of native sympathizers. They stole a transportation manifest that's close to my heart. [[DisproportionateRetribution I'd like to]] [[DeadlyEuphemism pay them a visit.]] Nice to see you, Vaas.

->'''Hoyt''': ->'''Hoyt:''' What a job, poker. Ask anyone on the street and they'll call it a game of chance. Or talk to Sam here, and he'll say it's about ''bluffing'', won't you, Sam?\\
'''Sam''': '''Sam:''' Ja.\\
'''Hoyt''': '''Hoyt:''' Ja! But it's not, is it? It's about keeping you playing until the house collects. ''(Hoyt deals cards before he suddenly grabs a knife and shanks [[spoiler:Sam]] in the neck)'' Sorry, house rules! Ah! Look at that, we have the same cards. So let's raise the stakes a little, shall we? ''(beat)'' [[KnewItAllAlong Foster, Jason Brody, whatever your name is,]] [[BlatantLies it's slipped my mind.]] '''''How stupid do you think I am?!''''' We should keep playing. [[FauxAffablyEvil Dealer's on the left, right?]] ... [[KickTheDog Guess he's sitting this one out.]]

->'''Hoyt''': ''(Holds ->'''Hoyt:''' ''(holds Jason's severed ring finger.)'' finger)'' Aw, Jason, now we'll never be married. You know, you could have joined me. Every kill would have been rewarded with money.\\
'''Jason''': ''(Raises '''Jason:''' ''(raises knife)'' Fuck you.\\
'''Hoyt''': '''Hoyt:''' [[BlatantLies I take no pleasure in this.]] [[BloodKnight Really, I don't!]]\\
'''Jason''': '''Jason:''' [[BadassBoast I don't need ten fingers to use a knife!]]


-->''(Jason gets trapped in a burning room)'' "Surprise, motherfucker! You didn't think... I knew you were coming, right? ''(chuckles)'' I am so '''DISAPPOINTED!!!''' You showed so much promise, Jason. '''So much fucking promise!''' Now here you are, trapped in the boxes of life like a fucking rat. And the thing is, I ''did not'' bring you here. [[BloodKnight You walked in here by your own goddamn self!]] And that's what Citra does to you, right? She turns you fuckers into rats and now I have to deal with the rodent problem. But... that's what brothers are good for, right?"

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-->''(Jason ->''(Jason gets trapped in a burning room)'' "Surprise, motherfucker! You didn't think... I knew you were coming, right? ''(chuckles)'' I am so '''DISAPPOINTED!!!''' You showed so much promise, Jason. '''So much fucking promise!''' Now here you are, trapped in the boxes of life like a fucking rat. And the thing is, I ''did not'' bring you here. [[BloodKnight You walked in here by your own goddamn self!]] And that's what Citra does to you, right? She turns you fuckers into rats and now I have to deal with the rodent problem. But... that's what brothers are good for, right?"



-->'''Citra''': You are fearless. You will defeat anyone who stands in your way. A warrior from the northern kingdom heard of the giant and vowed to slay him. He painted tatau on his body and took power from the land of the dead. And when he was ready, he walked the path of the lotus pond. The giant rose from the still waters. You are strong. Powerful. Fight! And the warrior raised his dagger. He cut the giant's head clean off it's body. The skull of the giant fell to earth and became our island. The descendants of the warrior became the Rakyat, our people.\\

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-->'''Citra''': ->'''Citra''': You are fearless. You will defeat anyone who stands in your way. A warrior from the northern kingdom heard of the giant and vowed to slay him. He painted tatau on his body and took power from the land of the dead. And when he was ready, he walked the path of the lotus pond. The giant rose from the still waters. You are strong. Powerful. Fight! And the warrior raised his dagger. He cut the giant's head clean off it's body. The skull of the giant fell to earth and became our island. The descendants of the warrior became the Rakyat, our people.\\



-->'''Hoyt''': Lovely weather we're having.\\

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-->'''Hoyt''': ->'''Hoyt''': Lovely weather we're having.\\



-->'''Hoyt''': What a job, poker. Ask anyone on the street and they'll call it a game of chance. Or talk to Sam here, and he'll say it's about ''bluffing'', won't you, Sam?\\

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-->'''Hoyt''': ->'''Hoyt''': What a job, poker. Ask anyone on the street and they'll call it a game of chance. Or talk to Sam here, and he'll say it's about ''bluffing'', won't you, Sam?\\



-->'''Hoyt''': ''(Holds Jason's severed ring finger.)'' Aw, Jason, now we'll never be married. You know, you could have joined me. Every kill would have been rewarded with money.\\

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-->'''Hoyt''': ->'''Hoyt''': ''(Holds Jason's severed ring finger.)'' Aw, Jason, now we'll never be married. You know, you could have joined me. Every kill would have been rewarded with money.\\


''"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"''

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''"Did ->''"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"''


'''Jason''': [[BadassBoast I don't need ten fingers to use a knife!]]

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'''Jason''': [[BadassBoast I don't need ten fingers to use a knife!]]knife!]]

''"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"''
-->-- '''Vaas'''
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-->'''Vaas''': You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... ''flying like birds?'' ''(chuckles)'' That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really love you, cause you two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... ''(Grant mumbles)'' I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say? '''Do you want me to slice you open like I did to your friend? SHUT THE FUCK UP!''' Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. '''HEY! YOU FUCK!''' Look me in the eye. '''You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom.''' Shut the fuck up... or you die. ''(Jason mumbles too)'' What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't you laughing now like you did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? You see, thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? ''(beat)'' ''You hit the ground.''

-->'''Vaas''': ''(shoots [[spoiler:Grant]])'' What, you want to run? Huh?! You want to run, you want to disrespect me? You want to fuck with me? I mean, you come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and you want to fuck with me! '''You want to fuck with me.''' I like that. No, ''I respect that!'' I'm gonna give you thirty seconds. And if the jungle doesn't eat you up alive, I will. ''(beat)'' Are you ''FUCKING DEAF?!'' '''I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU CHICKEN FUCK!!! [[Film/ForrestGump Run, Forrest, run!]]'''

-->'''Jason''': Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place at that swimming championship this year, right?\\
'''Daisy''': Yeah, the 400 meter.\\
'''Jason''': What did it feel like, winning? Not afterward, on the podium. But in the water, when you hit the pad.\\
'''Daisy''': Like I was really...present. Like the whole world was me.\\
'''Jason''': You know...I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now... [[ItGetsEasier it feels like winning.]]

-->'''Vaas''': Who gave you that ink, hmm? I asked you a question: who give you that ink, hmm? [[KnewItAllAlong Citra give you that ink, my sister give you that ink, huh?]] You think that makes you one of us? You ''think'' that makes you like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive ''(whistles)'' a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did [[spoiler:your brother Grant]].\\
'''Jason''': Fuck you. \\
'''Vaas''': You are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. You see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they '''BLINDSIDE''' you every fucking time. [[{{Foreshadowing}} So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the]] '''[[{{Foreshadowing}} FUCK]]''' [[{{Foreshadowing}} is it going to be?!]] '''THEM or ME?!''' ''(violently beats his chest)'' '''''MEEEEEE!!!''''' '''OR THEM?!''' ''(chuckles)'' Like... like you know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. ''(beat)'' [[CloudCuckoolander By the way, this lighter really sucks.]] You know, so much for poetics. ''(places lighter in Jason's shirt pocket)''

-->'''Vaas''': Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? [[DramaticPause Insanity... Is... Doing the exact... Same fucking thing... Over and over again expecting... Shit to change...]] [[PunctuatedforEmphasis That. Is. Crazy.]] The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so - boom - I shot him. The thing is - He was right. And then I started to see it everywhere I looked -Everywhere I looked, all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... Over and over and over and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No-no-no-no-no please... This time is gonna be different..." ...I'm sorry, I don't like the way... ''([[HairTriggerTemper punches crate aside violently]])'' '''...you are LOOKING at me!''' Okay, do you have a fucking problem in your head? '''Do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU.''' ''(beat)'' It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed you once already, and [[BlatantLies it's not like]] ''[[BlatantLies I]]'' [[AxCrazy am fucking crazy.]] It's okay. ''(beat)'' It's like water under the bridge. ''Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?''

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-->'''Vaas''': You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... ''flying like birds?'' ''(chuckles)'' That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really love you, cause you two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... ''(Grant mumbles)'' I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say? '''Do you want me to slice you open like I did to your friend? SHUT THE FUCK UP!''' Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. '''HEY! YOU FUCK!''' Look me in the eye. '''You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom.''' Shut the fuck up... or you die. ''(Jason mumbles too)'' What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't you laughing now like you did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? You see, thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? ''(beat)'' ''You hit the ground.''

-->'''Vaas''': ''(shoots [[spoiler:Grant]])'' What, you want to run? Huh?! You want to run, you want to disrespect me? You want to fuck with me? I mean, you come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and you want to fuck with me! '''You want to fuck with me.''' I like that. No, ''I respect that!'' I'm gonna give you thirty seconds. And if the jungle doesn't eat you up alive, I will. ''(beat)'' Are you ''FUCKING DEAF?!'' '''I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU CHICKEN FUCK!!! [[Film/ForrestGump Run, Forrest, run!]]'''

-->'''Jason''': Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place at that swimming championship this year, right?\\
'''Daisy''': Yeah, the 400 meter.\\
'''Jason''': What did it feel like, winning? Not afterward, on the podium. But in the water, when you hit the pad.\\
'''Daisy''': Like I was really...present. Like the whole world was me.\\
'''Jason''': You know...I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now... [[ItGetsEasier it feels like winning.]]

-->'''Vaas''': Who gave you that ink, hmm? I asked you a question: who give you that ink, hmm? [[KnewItAllAlong Citra give you that ink, my sister give you that ink, huh?]] You think that makes you one of us? You ''think'' that makes you like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive ''(whistles)'' a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did [[spoiler:your brother Grant]].\\
'''Jason''': Fuck you. \\
'''Vaas''': You are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. You see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they '''BLINDSIDE''' you every fucking time. [[{{Foreshadowing}} So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the]] '''[[{{Foreshadowing}} FUCK]]''' [[{{Foreshadowing}} is it going to be?!]] '''THEM or ME?!''' ''(violently beats his chest)'' '''''MEEEEEE!!!''''' '''OR THEM?!''' ''(chuckles)'' Like... like you know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. ''(beat)'' [[CloudCuckoolander By the way, this lighter really sucks.]] You know, so much for poetics. ''(places lighter in Jason's shirt pocket)''

-->'''Vaas''': Did
->"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? [[DramaticPause Insanity... Is... Doing the exact... Same fucking thing... Over and over again expecting... Shit to change...]] [[PunctuatedforEmphasis That. Is. Crazy.]] The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so - boom - I shot him. The thing is - He was right. And then I started to see it everywhere I looked -Everywhere I looked, all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... Over and over and over and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No-no-no-no-no please... This time is gonna be different..." ...I'm sorry, I don't like the way... ''([[HairTriggerTemper punches crate aside violently]])'' '''...you are LOOKING at me!''' Okay, do you have a fucking problem in your head? '''Do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU.''' ''(beat)'' It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed you once already, and [[BlatantLies it's not like]] ''[[BlatantLies I]]'' [[AxCrazy am fucking crazy.]] It's okay. ''(beat)'' It's like water under the bridge. ''Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?''
insanity?''"
-->-- '''Vaas'''

->"You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... ''flying like birds?'' ''(chuckles)'' That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really love you, cause you two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... ''(Grant mumbles)'' I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say? '''Do you want me to slice you open like I did to your friend? SHUT THE FUCK UP!''' Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. '''HEY! YOU FUCK!''' Look me in the eye. '''You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom.''' Shut the fuck up... or you die. ''(Jason mumbles too)'' What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't you laughing now like you did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? You see, thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? ''(beat)'' ''You hit the ground.''"
-->-- '''Vaas'''

->''(shoots [[spoiler:Grant]])'' "What, you want to run? Huh?! You want to run, you want to disrespect me? You want to fuck with me? I mean, you come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and you want to fuck with me! '''You want to fuck with me.''' I like that. No, ''I respect that!'' I'm gonna give you thirty seconds. And if the jungle doesn't eat you up alive, I will. ''(beat)'' Are you ''FUCKING DEAF?!'' '''I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU CHICKEN FUCK!!! [[Film/ForrestGump Run, Forrest, run!]]'''"
-->-- '''Vaas'''

-->''(Jason gets trapped in a burning room)'' "Surprise, motherfucker! You didn't think... I knew you were coming, right? ''(chuckles)'' I am so '''DISAPPOINTED!!!''' You showed so much promise, Jason. '''So much fucking promise!''' Now here you are, trapped in the boxes of life like a fucking rat. And the thing is, I ''did not'' bring you here. [[BloodKnight You walked in here by your own goddamn self!]] And that's what Citra does to you, right? She turns you fuckers into rats and now I have to deal with the rodent problem. But... that's what brothers are good for, right?"
-->-- '''Vaas'''

->"Do you have any idea how fucking rude that was?"
-->-- '''Vaas''', in reaction to being shot at with an AK-47

->"Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the fucking cross and let me be '''''REBORN!!!'''''"
-->-- '''Vaas'''

->"I've killed so many people I've lost count. I can't come back from this. I'm a monster. I can feel the anger inside me. But I am still, somewhere inside me, more than that. Better than that."
-->-- '''Jason'''

->'''Jason:''' Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place at that swimming championship this year, right?\\
'''Daisy:''' Yeah, the 400 meter.\\
'''Jason:''' What did it feel like, winning? Not afterward, on the podium. But in the water, when you hit the pad.\\
'''Daisy:''' Like I was really...present. Like the whole world was me.\\
'''Jason:''' You know...I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now... [[ItGetsEasier it feels like winning.]]

->'''Vaas:''' Who gave you that ink, hmm? I asked you a question: who give you that ink, hmm? [[KnewItAllAlong Citra give you that ink, my sister give you that ink, huh?]] You think that makes you one of us? You ''think'' that makes you like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive ''(whistles)'' a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did [[spoiler:your brother Grant]].\\
'''Jason:''' Fuck you. \\
'''Vaas:''' You are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. You see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they '''BLINDSIDE''' you every fucking time. [[{{Foreshadowing}} So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the]] '''[[{{Foreshadowing}} FUCK]]''' [[{{Foreshadowing}} is it going to be?!]] '''THEM or ME?!''' ''(violently beats his chest)'' '''''MEEEEEE!!!''''' '''OR THEM?!''' ''(chuckles)'' Like... like you know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. ''(beat)'' [[CloudCuckoolander By the way, this lighter really sucks.]] You know, so much for poetics. ''(places lighter in Jason's shirt pocket)''



-->'''Vaas''': ''(Jason gets trapped in a burning room)'' Surprise, motherfucker! You didn't think... I knew you were coming, right? ''(chuckles)'' I am so '''DISAPPOINTED!!!''' You showed so much promise, Jason. '''So much fucking promise!''' Now here you are, trapped in the boxes of life like a fucking rat. And the thing is, I ''did not'' bring you here. [[BloodKnight You walked in here by your own goddamn self!]] And that's what Citra does to you, right? She turns you fuckers into rats and now I have to deal with the rodent problem. But... that's what brothers are good for, right?

-->'''Vaas''': Do you have any idea how fucking rude that was? ''(In reaction to being shot at with an AK-47)''

-->'''Vaas''': Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the fucking cross and let me be '''''REBORN!!!'''''



'''Jason''': [[BadassBoast I don't need ten fingers to use a knife!]]

-->'''Jason''': I've killed so many people I've lost count. I can't come back from this. I'm a monster. I can feel the anger inside me. But I am still, somewhere inside me, more than that. Better than that.

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'''Jason''': [[BadassBoast I don't need ten fingers to use a knife!]]

-->'''Jason''': I've killed so many people I've lost count. I can't come back from this. I'm a monster. I can feel the anger inside me. But I am still, somewhere inside me, more than that. Better than that.
knife!]]


'''Jason''': You know...I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now...[[SanitySlippage it feels like winning.]]

to:

'''Jason''': You know...I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now...[[SanitySlippage [[ItGetsEasier it feels like winning.]]


-->'''Jason''': Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place at that swimming championship this year, right?\\
'''Daisy''': Yeah, the 400 meter.\\
'''Jason''': What did it feel like, winning? Not afterward, on the podium. But in the water, when you hit the pad.\\
'''Daisy''': Like I was really...present. Like the whole world was me.\\
'''Jason''': You know...I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now...[[SanitySlippage it feels like winning.]]



-->'''Jason''': Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place at that swimming championship this year, right?\\
'''Daisy''': Yeah, the 400 meter.\\
'''Jason''': What did it feel like, winning? Not afterward, on the podium. But in the water, when you hit the pad.\\
'''Daisy''': Like I was really...present. Like the whole world was me.\\
'''Jason''': You know...I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now...[[SanitySlippage it feels like winning.]]



'''Jason''': [[BadassBoast I don't need ten fingers to use a knife!]]

to:

'''Jason''': [[BadassBoast I don't need ten fingers to use a knife!]]knife!]]

-->'''Jason''': I've killed so many people I've lost count. I can't come back from this. I'm a monster. I can feel the anger inside me. But I am still, somewhere inside me, more than that. Better than that.


-->'''Jason''': Across this island, Vaas and his pirates enslave the bodies and minds of the Rakyat. Our guns do not stop until Vaas falls to our feet! We are the warriors of the Rakyat, ''AND I WILL LEAD YOU TO GLORY!''

to:

-->'''Jason''': -->'''Citra''': You are fearless. You will defeat anyone who stands in your way. A warrior from the northern kingdom heard of the giant and vowed to slay him. He painted tatau on his body and took power from the land of the dead. And when he was ready, he walked the path of the lotus pond. The giant rose from the still waters. You are strong. Powerful. Fight! And the warrior raised his dagger. He cut the giant's head clean off it's body. The skull of the giant fell to earth and became our island. The descendants of the warrior became the Rakyat, our people.\\
'''Jason''': Tell me who I am.\\
'''Citra''': You are a warrior. You live for battle. Every man you fight dies and deserves to have his life taken from him. You wear the tatau. You feel the jungle around you. You are Rakyat!\\
'''Jason''':
Across this island, Vaas and his pirates enslave the bodies and the minds of the Rakyat. Our guns do not stop until Vaas falls to at our feet! We are the warriors of the Rakyat, ''AND I WILL LEAD YOU TO GLORY!''


-->'''Vaas''': Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. [[PunctuatedforEmphasis That. Is. Crazy.]] The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." [[HairTriggerTemper I'm sorry, I don't like the way...]] ''(punches crate aside violently)'' '''[[HairTriggerTemper ...you are LOOKING at me]]!''' Okay, do you have a fucking problem in your head? '''Do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU.''' ''(beat)'' It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed you once already, and [[BlatantLies it's not like]] ''[[BlatantLies I]]'' [[AxCrazy am fucking crazy.]] It's okay. ''(beat)'' It's like water under the bridge. ''Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?''

to:

-->'''Vaas''': Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing [[DramaticPause Insanity... Is... Doing the exact same exact... Same fucking thing over thing... Over and over again expecting shit expecting... Shit to change. change...]] [[PunctuatedforEmphasis That. Is. Crazy.]] The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, me, so - boom - I shot him. The thing is... he is - He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, to see it everywhere I looked -Everywhere I looked, all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, thing... Over and over, over and over, over and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no No-no-no-no-no please... this This time is gonna be different." [[HairTriggerTemper different..." ...I'm sorry, I don't like the way...]] ''(punches way... ''([[HairTriggerTemper punches crate aside violently)'' '''[[HairTriggerTemper ...violently]])'' '''...you are LOOKING at me]]!''' me!''' Okay, do you have a fucking problem in your head? '''Do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU.''' ''(beat)'' It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed you once already, and [[BlatantLies it's not like]] ''[[BlatantLies I]]'' [[AxCrazy am fucking crazy.]] It's okay. ''(beat)'' It's like water under the bridge. ''Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?''


'''Hoyt''': [[BlatantLies I take no pleasure in this. Really, I don't!]]\\

to:

'''Hoyt''': [[BlatantLies I take no pleasure in this. ]] [[BloodKnight Really, I don't!]]\\


-->'''Vaas''': ''(Jason gets trapped in a burning room)'' [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Surprise, motherfucker! You didn't think... I knew you were coming, right?]] ''(chuckles)'' I am so '''DISAPPOINTED!!!''' You showed so much promise, Jason. '''So much fucking promise!''' Now here you are, trapped in the boxes of life like a fucking rat. And the thing is, I ''did not'' bring you here. [[BloodKnight You walked in here by your own goddamn self!]] And that's what Citra does to you, right? She turns you fuckers into rats and now I have to deal with the rodent problem. But... that's what brothers are good for, right?

to:

-->'''Vaas''': ''(Jason gets trapped in a burning room)'' [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Surprise, motherfucker! You didn't think... I knew you were coming, right?]] right? ''(chuckles)'' I am so '''DISAPPOINTED!!!''' You showed so much promise, Jason. '''So much fucking promise!''' Now here you are, trapped in the boxes of life like a fucking rat. And the thing is, I ''did not'' bring you here. [[BloodKnight You walked in here by your own goddamn self!]] And that's what Citra does to you, right? She turns you fuckers into rats and now I have to deal with the rodent problem. But... that's what brothers are good for, right?



'''Hoyt''': Ja! But it's not, is it? It's about keeping you playing until the house collects. ''(Hoyt deals cards before he suddenly grabs a knife and shanks [[spoiler:Sam]] in the neck)'' Sorry, house rules! Ah! Look at that, we have the same cards. So let's raise the stakes a little, shall we? ''(beat)'' [[KnewItAllAlong Foster, Jason Brody, whatever your name is,]] [[BlatantLies it's slipped my mind.]] '''''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy How stupid do you think I am?!]]''''' We should keep playing. [[FauxAffablyEvil Dealer's on the left, right?]] ... [[KickTheDog Guess he's sitting this one out.]]

to:

'''Hoyt''': Ja! But it's not, is it? It's about keeping you playing until the house collects. ''(Hoyt deals cards before he suddenly grabs a knife and shanks [[spoiler:Sam]] in the neck)'' Sorry, house rules! Ah! Look at that, we have the same cards. So let's raise the stakes a little, shall we? ''(beat)'' [[KnewItAllAlong Foster, Jason Brody, whatever your name is,]] [[BlatantLies it's slipped my mind.]] '''''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy How '''''How stupid do you think I am?!]]''''' am?!''''' We should keep playing. [[FauxAffablyEvil Dealer's on the left, right?]] ... [[KickTheDog Guess he's sitting this one out.]]


-->'''Vaas''': You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... ''flying like birds?'' (''chuckles'') That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really love you, cause you two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (''Grant mumbles'') I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say? '''Do you want me to slice you open like I did to your friend? SHUT THE FUCK UP!''' Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. '''HEY! YOU FUCK!''' Look me in the eye. '''You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom.''' Shut the fuck up... or you die. (''Jason mumbles too'') What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't you laughing now like you did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? You see, thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (''beat'') ''You hit the ground.''

-->'''Vaas''': (''shoots [[spoiler:Grant]]'') What, you want to run? Huh?! You want to run, you want to disrespect me? You want to fuck with me? I mean, you come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and you want to fuck with me! '''You want to fuck with me.''' I like that. No, ''I respect that!'' I'm gonna give you thirty seconds. And if the jungle doesn't eat you up alive, I will. (''beat'') Are you ''FUCKING DEAF?!'' '''I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU CHICKEN FUCK!!! [[Film/ForrestGump Run, Forrest, run!]]'''

-->'''Vaas''': Who gave you that ink, hmm? I asked you a question: who give you that ink, hmm? [[KnewItAllAlong Citra give you that ink, my sister give you that ink, huh?]] You think that makes you one of us? You ''think'' that makes you like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (''whistles'') a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did [[spoiler:your brother Grant]].
-->'''Jason''': Fuck you.
-->'''Vaas''': You are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. You see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they '''BLINDSIDE''' you every fucking time. [[{{Foreshadowing}} So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the]] '''[[{{Foreshadowing}} FUCK]]''' [[{{Foreshadowing}} is it going to be?!]] '''THEM or ME?!''' (''violently beats his chest'') '''''MEEEEEE!!!''''' '''OR THEM?!''' (''chuckles'') Like... like you know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (''beat'') [[CloudCuckoolander By the way, this lighter really sucks.]]

-->'''Vaas''': Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. [[PunctuatedforEmphasis That. Is. Crazy.]] The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." [[HairTriggerTemper I'm sorry, I don't like the way...]] (''punches crate aside violently'') '''[[HairTriggerTemper ...you are LOOKING at me]]!''' Okay, do you have a fucking problem in your head? '''Do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU.''' (''beat'') It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed you once already, and [[BlatantLies it's not like]] ''[[BlatantLies I]]'' [[AxCrazy am fucking crazy.]] It's okay. (''beat'') It's like water under the bridge. ''Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?''

to:

-->'''Vaas''': You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... ''flying like birds?'' (''chuckles'') ''(chuckles)'' That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really love you, cause you two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (''Grant mumbles'') ''(Grant mumbles)'' I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say? '''Do you want me to slice you open like I did to your friend? SHUT THE FUCK UP!''' Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. '''HEY! YOU FUCK!''' Look me in the eye. '''You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom.''' Shut the fuck up... or you die. (''Jason ''(Jason mumbles too'') too)'' What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't you laughing now like you did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? You see, thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (''beat'') ''(beat)'' ''You hit the ground.''

-->'''Vaas''': (''shoots [[spoiler:Grant]]'') ''(shoots [[spoiler:Grant]])'' What, you want to run? Huh?! You want to run, you want to disrespect me? You want to fuck with me? I mean, you come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and you want to fuck with me! '''You want to fuck with me.''' I like that. No, ''I respect that!'' I'm gonna give you thirty seconds. And if the jungle doesn't eat you up alive, I will. (''beat'') ''(beat)'' Are you ''FUCKING DEAF?!'' '''I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU CHICKEN FUCK!!! [[Film/ForrestGump Run, Forrest, run!]]'''

-->'''Vaas''': Who gave you that ink, hmm? I asked you a question: who give you that ink, hmm? [[KnewItAllAlong Citra give you that ink, my sister give you that ink, huh?]] You think that makes you one of us? You ''think'' that makes you like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (''whistles'') ''(whistles)'' a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did [[spoiler:your brother Grant]].
-->'''Jason''':
Grant]].\\
'''Jason''':
Fuck you.
-->'''Vaas''':
you. \\
'''Vaas''':
You are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. You see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they '''BLINDSIDE''' you every fucking time. [[{{Foreshadowing}} So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the]] '''[[{{Foreshadowing}} FUCK]]''' [[{{Foreshadowing}} is it going to be?!]] '''THEM or ME?!''' (''violently ''(violently beats his chest'') chest)'' '''''MEEEEEE!!!''''' '''OR THEM?!''' (''chuckles'') ''(chuckles)'' Like... like you know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (''beat'') ''(beat)'' [[CloudCuckoolander By the way, this lighter really sucks.]]

]] You know, so much for poetics. ''(places lighter in Jason's shirt pocket)''

-->'''Vaas''': Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. [[PunctuatedforEmphasis That. Is. Crazy.]] The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." [[HairTriggerTemper I'm sorry, I don't like the way...]] (''punches ''(punches crate aside violently'') violently)'' '''[[HairTriggerTemper ...you are LOOKING at me]]!''' Okay, do you have a fucking problem in your head? '''Do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU.''' (''beat'') ''(beat)'' It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed you once already, and [[BlatantLies it's not like]] ''[[BlatantLies I]]'' [[AxCrazy am fucking crazy.]] It's okay. (''beat'') ''(beat)'' It's like water under the bridge. ''Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?''



-->'''Vaas''': (''Jason gets trapped in a burning room'') [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Surprise, motherfucker! You didn't think... I knew you were coming, right?]] (''chuckles'') I am so '''DISAPPOINTED!!!''' You showed so much promise, Jason. '''So much fucking promise!''' Now here you are, trapped in the boxes of life like a fucking rat. And the thing is, I ''did not'' bring you here. [[BloodKnight You walked in here by your own goddamn self!]] And that's what Citra does to you, right? She turns you fuckers into rats and now I have to deal with the rodent problem. But... that's what brothers are good for, right?

-->'''Vaas''': Do you have any idea how fucking rude that was? (''In reaction to being shot at with an AK-47'')

to:

-->'''Vaas''': (''Jason ''(Jason gets trapped in a burning room'') room)'' [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Surprise, motherfucker! You didn't think... I knew you were coming, right?]] (''chuckles'') ''(chuckles)'' I am so '''DISAPPOINTED!!!''' You showed so much promise, Jason. '''So much fucking promise!''' Now here you are, trapped in the boxes of life like a fucking rat. And the thing is, I ''did not'' bring you here. [[BloodKnight You walked in here by your own goddamn self!]] And that's what Citra does to you, right? She turns you fuckers into rats and now I have to deal with the rodent problem. But... that's what brothers are good for, right?

-->'''Vaas''': Do you have any idea how fucking rude that was? (''In ''(In reaction to being shot at with an AK-47'')
AK-47)''



-->'''Hoyt''': Lovely weather we're having.
-->'''Vaas''': Why boss, you planning a parade?
-->'''Hoyt''': (''laughs hard'') That's why I love you Vaas, you make me laugh. Everything in business is so goddamn serious. But you. So... what about Snow White?
-->'''Vaas''': You know, I don't give a ''fuck'' about him. I don't give a fuck.
-->'''Hoyt''': Really? Then why am I here?
-->'''Vaas''': Once you got the ransom money, his friends are gonna be sold like that. [[spoiler:I shot his older brother.]] I did what you wanted with his younger brother. Except it's my sister... she's inking that white boy.
-->'''Hoyt''': '''I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.''' It is by ''my'' grace that ''your head'' isn't impaled on the antenna of my car! Therefore, I would like it if you gave a fuck about Jason Brody!
-->'''Vaas''': Okay, Hoyt. Okay, alright.
-->'''Hoyt''': Fantastic! (''beat'') [[FauxAffablyEvil I am really loving this weather.]] What's the name of the village down the road? Beras Town? A bunch of native sympathizers. They stole a transportation manifest that's close to my heart. [[DisproportionateRetribution I'd like to]] [[DeadlyEuphemism pay them a visit.]] Nice to see you, Vaas.

-->'''Hoyt''': What a job, poker. Ask anyone on the street and they'll call it a game of chance. Or talk to Sam here, and he'll say it's about ''bluffing'', won't you, Sam?
-->'''Sam''': Ja.
-->'''Hoyt''': Ja! But it's not, is it? It's about keeping you playing until the house collects. (''Hoyt deals cards before he suddenly grabs a knife and shanks [[spoiler:Sam]] on the neck'') Sorry, house rules! Ah! Look at that, we have the same cards. So let's raise the stakes a little, shall we? (''beat'') [[KnewItAllAlong Foster, Jason Brody, whatever your name is,]] [[BlatantLies it's slipped my mind.]] '''''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy How stupid do you think I am?!]]''''' We should keep playing. [[FauxAffablyEvil Dealer's on the left, right?]] [[KickTheDog Guess he's sitting this one out...]]

-->'''Jason''': Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place at that swimming championship this year, right?
-->'''Daisy''': Yeah, the 400 meter.
-->'''Jason''': What did it feel like, winning? Not afterward, on the podium. But in the water, when you hit the pad.
-->'''Daisy''': Like I was really...present. Like the whole world was me.
-->'''Jason''': You know...I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now...[[SanitySlippage it feels like winning.]]

-->'''Hoyt''': (''Holds Jason's severed ring finger.'') Aw, Jason, now we'll never be married. You know, you could have joined me. Every kill would have been rewarded with money.
-->'''Jason''': (''Raises knife'') Fuck you.
-->'''Hoyt''': [[BlatantLies I take no pleasure in this. Really, I don't!]]
-->'''Jason''': [[BadassBoast I don't need ten fingers to use a knife!]]

to:

-->'''Hoyt''': Lovely weather we're having.
-->'''Vaas''':
having.\\
'''Vaas''':
Why boss, you planning a parade?
-->'''Hoyt''': (''laughs hard'')
parade?\\
'''Hoyt''': ''(laughs hard)''
That's why I love you Vaas, you make me laugh. Everything in business is so goddamn serious. But you. So... what about Snow White?
-->'''Vaas''':
White?\\
'''Vaas''':
You know, I don't give a ''fuck'' about him. I don't give a fuck.
-->'''Hoyt''':
fuck.\\
'''Hoyt''':
Really? Then why am I here?
-->'''Vaas''':
here?\\
'''Vaas''':
Once you got the ransom money, his friends are gonna be sold like that. [[spoiler:I shot his older brother.]] I did what you wanted with his younger brother. Except it's It's my sister... she's inking that white boy.
-->'''Hoyt''':
boy.\\
'''Hoyt''':
'''I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.''' It is by ''my'' grace that ''your head'' isn't impaled on the antenna of my car! Therefore, I would like it if you gave a fuck about Jason Brody!
-->'''Vaas''':
Brody!\\
'''Vaas''':
Okay, Hoyt. Okay, alright.
-->'''Hoyt''':
alright.\\
'''Hoyt''':
Fantastic! (''beat'') ''(beat)'' [[FauxAffablyEvil I am really loving this weather.]] What's the name of the village down the road? Beras Town? A bunch of native sympathizers. They stole a transportation manifest that's close to my heart. [[DisproportionateRetribution I'd like to]] [[DeadlyEuphemism pay them a visit.]] Nice to see you, Vaas.

-->'''Hoyt''': What a job, poker. Ask anyone on the street and they'll call it a game of chance. Or talk to Sam here, and he'll say it's about ''bluffing'', won't you, Sam?
-->'''Sam''': Ja.
-->'''Hoyt''':
Sam?\\
'''Sam''': Ja.\\
'''Hoyt''':
Ja! But it's not, is it? It's about keeping you playing until the house collects. (''Hoyt ''(Hoyt deals cards before he suddenly grabs a knife and shanks [[spoiler:Sam]] on in the neck'') neck)'' Sorry, house rules! Ah! Look at that, we have the same cards. So let's raise the stakes a little, shall we? (''beat'') ''(beat)'' [[KnewItAllAlong Foster, Jason Brody, whatever your name is,]] [[BlatantLies it's slipped my mind.]] '''''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy How stupid do you think I am?!]]''''' We should keep playing. [[FauxAffablyEvil Dealer's on the left, right?]] right?]] ... [[KickTheDog Guess he's sitting this one out...out.]]

-->'''Jason''': Hey, I got a crazy question. You won first place at that swimming championship this year, right?
-->'''Daisy''':
right?\\
'''Daisy''':
Yeah, the 400 meter.
-->'''Jason''':
meter.\\
'''Jason''':
What did it feel like, winning? Not afterward, on the podium. But in the water, when you hit the pad.
-->'''Daisy''':
pad.\\
'''Daisy''':
Like I was really...present. Like the whole world was me.
-->'''Jason''':
me.\\
'''Jason''':
You know...I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now...[[SanitySlippage it feels like winning.]]

-->'''Hoyt''': (''Holds ''(Holds Jason's severed ring finger.'') )'' Aw, Jason, now we'll never be married. You know, you could have joined me. Every kill would have been rewarded with money.
-->'''Jason''': (''Raises knife'')
money.\\
'''Jason''': ''(Raises knife)''
Fuck you.
-->'''Hoyt''':
you.\\
'''Hoyt''':
[[BlatantLies I take no pleasure in this. Really, I don't!]]
-->'''Jason''':
don't!]]\\
'''Jason''':
[[BadassBoast I don't need ten fingers to use a knife!]]


-->'''Jason''': You know...I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now...[[SanitySlippage it feels like winning.]]

to:

-->'''Jason''': You know...I never thought I'd be able to kill someone. The first time, it felt wrong. Which is good, right? But now...[[SanitySlippage it feels like winning.]]]]

-->'''Hoyt''': (''Holds Jason's severed ring finger.'') Aw, Jason, now we'll never be married. You know, you could have joined me. Every kill would have been rewarded with money.
-->'''Jason''': (''Raises knife'') Fuck you.
-->'''Hoyt''': [[BlatantLies I take no pleasure in this. Really, I don't!]]
-->'''Jason''': [[BadassBoast I don't need ten fingers to use a knife!]]


-->'''Vaas''': (''Jason gets trapped in a burning room'') [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Surprise, motherfucker! You didn't think... I knew you were coming, right?]] (''chuckles'') I am so '''DISAPPOINTED!!!''' You showed so much promise, Jason. '''So much fucking promise!''' Now here you are, trapped in the boxes of life like a fucking rat. And the thing is, ''I'' did not bring you here. You walked in here by your own goddamn self! And that's what Citra does to you, right? She turns you fuckers into rats and now I have to deal with the rodent problem. But... that's what brothers are good for, right?

to:

-->'''Vaas''': (''Jason gets trapped in a burning room'') [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Surprise, motherfucker! You didn't think... I knew you were coming, right?]] (''chuckles'') I am so '''DISAPPOINTED!!!''' You showed so much promise, Jason. '''So much fucking promise!''' Now here you are, trapped in the boxes of life like a fucking rat. And the thing is, ''I'' did not I ''did not'' bring you here. [[BloodKnight You walked in here by your own goddamn self! self!]] And that's what Citra does to you, right? She turns you fuckers into rats and now I have to deal with the rodent problem. But... that's what brothers are good for, right?

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