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-->-- '''[[http://www.toughpigs.com/myweektomie.htm ToughPigs: My Week With Tomie dePaola]]]'''

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-->-- '''[[http://www.toughpigs.com/myweektomie.htm ToughPigs: My Week With Tomie dePaola]]]'''
dePaola]]'''

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->''So what's the lesson here, that it's a good idea to dupe people into doing manual labor for no wages?''
-->-- '''[[http://www.toughpigs.com/myweektomie.htm ToughPigs: My Week With Tomie dePaola]]]'''


'''Lily:''' That''s a ''terrible'' lesson!\\

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'''Lily:''' That''s That's a ''terrible'' lesson!\\


->'''Woo:''' I guess there’s a lesson to be learned here.\\

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->'''Woo:''' I guess there’s there's a lesson to be learned here.\\



'''Woo:''' Your girlfriend won’t leave you as long as you’re clingy enough!\\
'''Lily:''' That’s a terrible lesson!\\
'''Woo:''' Still better than “Good things come to those who wait.”

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'''Woo:''' Your girlfriend won’t won't leave you as long as you’re you're clingy enough!\\
'''Lily:''' That’s That''s a terrible ''terrible'' lesson!\\
'''Woo:''' Still better than “Good "Good things come to those who wait."

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->'''Woo:''' I guess there’s a lesson to be learned here.\\
'''Lily:''' Which is?\\
'''Woo:''' Your girlfriend won’t leave you as long as you’re clingy enough!\\
'''Lily:''' That’s a terrible lesson!\\
'''Woo:''' Still better than “Good things come to those who wait.”
-->-- ''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo'', "[[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2019/01/17/1051-a-lesson-learned/ A Lesson Learned]]"



[[folder: Literature]]
->''"... I leave it to be settled by whomsoever it may concern, whether the tendency of this work be altogether to recommend parental tyranny, or reward filial disobedience."''
-->-- '''Creator/JaneAusten''', ''Literature/NorthangerAbbey'' (final line)

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[[folder:Comic Books]]

->The world is, generally and on balance, a better place to live this year than it was last year. For instance: [[{{BFG}} I didn't have this gun]] last year.
-->--'''Spider Jerusalem''', ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}''

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[[folder:Comic Books]]

->The world is, generally and on balance, a better place

[[folder: Literature]]
->''"... I leave it
to live be settled by whomsoever it may concern, whether the tendency of this year than it was last year. For instance: [[{{BFG}} I didn't have this gun]] last year.
-->--'''Spider Jerusalem''', ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}''
work be altogether to recommend parental tyranny, or reward filial disobedience."''
-->-- '''Creator/JaneAusten''', ''Literature/NorthangerAbbey'' (final line)



[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]

->[eulogizing] Big Jim was a mentor to me. When I was a kid, he caught me stealin' hubcaps off his car; he said, 'Hubcaps? Kid, don't waste your time stealing the hubcaps -- steal the whole car.'
-->--'''Robbo''', ''Robin and the Seven Hoods''

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[[folder: Literature]]
->''"... I leave it to be settled by whomsoever it may concern, whether the tendency of this work be altogether to recommend parental tyranny, or reward filial disobedience."''
-->-- '''Creator/JaneAusten''', ''Literature/NorthangerAbbey'' (final line)

[[/folder]]



->Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. ''Don't'' teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
-->--'''[[Series/ParksAndRecreation Ron Swanson]]'''

->Have you learned ''nothing'' from this case?! Books are bad for your health!
-->--'''''{{Series/Lewis}}''''', "Indelible Stain"

->It's because they knew you were an honorable man. The kind of person who would do the right thing regardless of the circumstances. And now your integrity... [[BaitAndSwitchComment is going to get us both killed.]] I hope you're happy.
-->--'''Quark''' to Odo, ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("Civil Defense")



[[folder:Newspapers]]

->The message of the movie, I guess, is that [[SassyBlackWoman two homegirls]] can find wealth and happiness if only they wear blonde wigs, get rid of those gold teeth and country vocabularies, and [[BeAWhoreToGetYourMan are nice to rich old white men]].
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviews ''B.A.P.S.''

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[[folder:Newspapers]]

->The message of
[[folder:Video Games]]
->Kill one person, and [[MurderIsTheBestSolution you can solve so many problems]]. I wonder at
the movie, I guess, is that [[SassyBlackWoman two homegirls]] can find wealth and happiness if only they wear blonde wigs, get rid possibilities.
-->-- '''Runa Fair-Shield''', after seeing you dispose
of those gold teeth and country vocabularies, and [[BeAWhoreToGetYourMan are nice to rich old white men]].
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviews ''B.A.P.S.''
[[ChildHater Grelod the Kind]], ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''



[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]

->'''Dogbert:''' I quit my job as [[HonestJohnsDealership a used car salesman]].\\
'''Dilbert:''' Because you couldn't keep lying?\\
'''Dogbert:''' No, the lying was good. I liked that part.\\
'''Dilbert:''' Was it because crime doesn't pay?\\
'''Dogbert:''' [[BetterLivingThroughEvil I made $400,000 this week.]] I'm retired now.\\
'''Dilbert:''' I don't think this will ever be a ''Reader's Digest'' Special Story.
-->--''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

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[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]

->'''Dogbert:'''
[[folder:Webcomics]]

->'''Thomas:''' Ed,
I quit my job as [[HonestJohnsDealership a used car salesman]].feel like I need to apologize to you.\\
'''Dilbert:''' Because '''Ed:''' Seriously? Why?\\
'''Thomas:''' I haven't set a good example for
you couldn't keep lying?\\
'''Dogbert:''' No, the lying was good. I liked that part.
today.\\
'''Dilbert:''' Was it because crime doesn't pay?\\
'''Dogbert:''' [[BetterLivingThroughEvil
'''Ed:''' Oh, like the thing with the kid earlier?\\
'''Thomas:''' Of course not. That comes with the territory. What
I made $400,000 this week.]] I'm retired now.should have done was stress the importance of not getting caught.\\
'''Dilbert:''' '''Ed:''' There we go, that's what I don't think this will ever be a ''Reader's Digest'' Special Story.
-->--''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''
was waiting for.
-->-- ''Webcomic/BetweenFailures'', "[[http://betweenfailures.com/2008/03/06/244-the-kicker/ The Kicker]]".



[[folder:Video Games]]

->... And that was ''Pressing Issues''. I think we covered a lot of ground. We learned all about how to press the issue. And remember, if at first you don't get hurt, [[BloodOnTheDebateFloor beat the guy very hard in the face with a paperweight]]. It just worked for me, and I feel like a million dollars!
-->--'''Maurice''', ''[[Radio/GTARadio Pressing Issues]]''

->Kill one person, and [[MurderIsTheBestSolution you can solve so many problems]]. I wonder at the possibilities.
-->-- '''Runa Fair-Shield''', after seeing you dispose of [[ChildHater Grelod the Kind]], ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''

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[[folder:Video Games]]

->... And that was ''Pressing Issues''. I think we covered a lot of ground. We learned all about how to press the issue. And remember, if at first you
[[folder:Web Original]]
->So
don't get hurt, [[BloodOnTheDebateFloor beat the guy very hard in the face with a paperweight]]. It just worked for me, worry, girls. Some kind of 'Fairy Godmother' will sweep into your life at any moment, and I feel like a million dollars!
-->--'''Maurice''', ''[[Radio/GTARadio Pressing Issues]]''

->Kill one person, and [[MurderIsTheBestSolution
find you can solve so many problems]]. I wonder at the possibilities.
a man to take care of everything. Just keep wishing!
-->-- '''Runa Fair-Shield''', after seeing '''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_16905_7-classic-disney-movies-that-taught-us-terrible-lessons.html 7 Classic Disney Movies That Taught Us Terrible Lessons]]'''''

->I think I get the message of the story. Christianity is good, and most, if not all, women are evil skanks who should die. And so do anyone else who celebrate any other religion. And bands that are supposedly "evil". And women in power, gays, and those who have disabilities.\\\
That is one fucked-up message.
-->-- From {{@/Arcadiarika}}'s liveblog of ''[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13208528280B41180100&i_id=13213691210I38620100&p=10 The Evil Gods I]]''

->''“Let this be a lesson, kids.” Steel said, “Stealing is a-okay and if anyone calls
you dispose out on it, feel free to have them punished in absolutely horrible ways.”''
-->-- '''[[http://tohokari-steel.deviantart.com/art/OTD-Ratatoing-469993135 Tohokari-steel's]]''' review
of [[ChildHater Grelod the Kind]], ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''
''[[TheMockbuster Ratatoing]]''



[[folder:Web Animation]]

->You should hate someone because they're an [[{{Jerkass}} asshole]], or a [[LovableSexManiac pervert]], or {{s|tereotypeGay}}nob, or they're {{lazy|Bum}}, or [[SmugSnake arrogant]] or an [[TheDitz idiot]] or [[InsufferableGenius know-it-all]]. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to [[ItsPersonal despise people on a personal level]]. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.
-->-- '''Church''', ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

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[[folder:Web Animation]]

->You should hate someone because they're an [[{{Jerkass}} asshole]], or
Video]]

->I sold my soul for
a [[LovableSexManiac pervert]], or {{s|tereotypeGay}}nob, or they're {{lazy|Bum}}, or [[SmugSnake arrogant]] or an [[TheDitz idiot]] or [[InsufferableGenius know-it-all]]. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You vagina and a man I don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to [[ItsPersonal despise know!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', on why she hates ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''

->That's right, kids. Don't call 911 if you're being attacked by
people on a personal level]]. Not because they're Red, who want to kill or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, kidnap you. Only call for important things, like if your cable goes out and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.
watch ''The WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''. That's what's important!
-->-- '''Church''', ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''
'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'''

->Remember kids, you can talk to your dogs! If for some reason it doesn't work, there's something wrong with you! You should be ashamed of yourself and feel totally awful that you are unable to enjoy your dog! Sorry, we don't know what the fuck's wrong with you. Maybe you're just an idiot.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''WesternAnimation/PoundPuppiesAndTheLegendOfBigPaw''

->'''[[WebVideo/YouCanPlayThis JewWario]]:''' Do ya hear that, kids? Reckless endangerment is okay, as long as you're following your heart.
->'''[[WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede Suede]]:''' ''To your death!'' It's the only way you'll be a Pokémon Master!
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca7NWeTEzGM Suede, Linkara and JewWario]]''' review ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie''

->"Truly Chief Mah God learnt a lesson today: Just threaten to kill people, it gets shit done faster."
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}''' in his review of the ''Pocahontas'' Dingo version.

->"So there you have it, folks! The moral of ''this'' story is 'never think, or else the Secret Police might catch ya and kill ya no matter what!' [[SarcasmMode 'S good for the kids if it's good for the adults!]]"
-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''' on the ''Literature/{{Goosebumps}}'' episode [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiHvu4RfNNw "Don't Go to Sleep"]].



[[folder:Webcomics]]

->'''Thomas:''' Ed, I feel like I need to apologize to you.\\
'''Ed:''' Seriously? Why?\\
'''Thomas:''' I haven't set a good example for you today.\\
'''Ed:''' Oh, like the thing with the kid earlier?\\
'''Thomas:''' Of course not. That comes with the territory. What I should have done was stress the importance of not getting caught.\\
'''Ed:''' There we go, that's what I was waiting for.
-->-- ''Webcomic/BetweenFailures'', "[[http://betweenfailures.com/2008/03/06/244-the-kicker/ The Kicker]]".

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[[folder:Webcomics]]

->'''Thomas:''' Ed,
[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''


->[[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer Never deny your rowdy nature, paladins!]] [[HypocriticalHumor And don't take advice from old people!]]
-->-- '''Old lady''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''

->'''[= SpongeBob=]:'''
I feel like I need used to apologize to you.have a dream.\\
'''Ed:''' Seriously? Why?\\
'''Thomas:'''
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah? I haven't set a good example for you today.\\
'''Ed:''' Oh, like the thing with the kid earlier?\\
'''Thomas:''' Of course not. That comes with the territory. What I should
used to have done was stress the importance a kidney stone. ''Everything passes eventually''. Now stop dreaming and work for a living.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''

->I mean, [[WhoWritesThisCrap what kind
of not getting caught.\\
'''Ed:''' There we go,
idiotic writer]] tells children that it's okay to be continuously playing pranks on everyone? We're raising a generation of assholes, that's what I was waiting for.
we're doing.
-->-- ''Webcomic/BetweenFailures'', "[[http://betweenfailures.com/2008/03/06/244-the-kicker/ The Kicker]]".
'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia]]''', ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony''

->Man, revenge is underrated, that felt awesome!
-->-- '''Dipper Pines''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->Okay, kids. Sometimes when you're an adult, you have to lie. All of the time about absolutely everything and never show your feelings because it's impolite, sit on them when you die and bury them with you like the ancient Egyptians did.
-->-- '''Nicole Watterson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball''



[[folder:Web Original]]

->Ah, the negative self image [[BeautyEqualsGoodness is a virtue!]]
-->-- ''[[http://aaugh.com/wordpress/2014/03/maybe-everyone-is-unique-but-me/ The AAUGH Blog]]'' on the ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' book ''Be Unique''

->Don't be too quick to thank a soldier today, America: you could be talking to one of the really shitty ones! This is your Veteran's Day message from ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey'', America's foremost military-themed comic strip.
-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''', [[http://joshreads.com/?p=23579 "Man, ouch for that toupee, amiright"]]

->A game that makes children believe in a world of fantasy where battleships, thimbles, and hats are sentient and can own property. On the plus side, it raises the children to be investors and big-business types, [[MisaimedFandom which may not be on the plus side]] according to your views.\\\
''Ex: Monopoly made the child grow up to be a CEO who also thought he was a car.''
-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary''''' on ''TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}}''

->"Jesus Christ," said Richman, taking in the overwhelming volume of useless crap he's actively listened to over the years. "My whole life I've made a concerted effort to give people a fair shake and understand different points of view because I felt that everyone had something valuable to offer, but it turns out most of what they had to offer was complete bullshit."\\\
"Seriously," Richman added, "what have I gained from treating everyone's opinion with respect? Nothing. Absolutely nothing."
-->--'''''Website/TheOnion''''', [[http://www.theonion.com/articles/openminded-man-grimly-realizes-how-much-life-hes-w,19273/ "Open-Minded Man Grimly Realizes How Much Life He's Wasted Listening To Bullshit"]]

->Point is, Wolverine learned that [[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer it's okay to stab people to death]], as long as they're the right people, and I think we can all learn a little something from that.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x13-love-in-vain/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/XMen'' ("Love in Vain")

->I don't get why she is agonising over a moment of compassion that help to save an entire species. Get over it, love! Apparently she won't make that mistake again, so I hope there aren't any [[HoldingOutForAHero civilisations in trouble]] out there, because she would be ‘see ya wouldn't wanna be ya' Janeway!
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/voyager-season-five.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Night"

->''"While it might be reasonable to argue about the morality of developing something like the atom bomb or biological weapons, it seems facile to suggest that [[TheWorldIsNotReady the world's population is too dumb to survive]] the introduction of an engine that can run on water...''Like Water for Octane'' turns the Lone Gunmen into knock-off versions of the Cigarette-Smoking Man, making many of the same arguments he has used to justify his secrets. In a way, this speaks to a conservatism at the heart of ''The Lone Gunmen.''"''
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/11/10/the-lone-gunmen-like-water-for-octane-review Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/TheLoneGunmen'', "Like Water For Octane"

->If you come across a damsel in distress, surprise, she's not. She wanted you to come close so she could yank you off your horse and ride away laughing... The first time a woman in ''[[VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption Red Dead]]'' did this to me, I shot her off and started putting every bullet I owned into her face. Faces don't even have a word for what I did to her. About 20 bullets in, my girlfriend woke up from her nap and asked what the hell I was doing. I explained that I wanted everyone, even the coyotes eating this bitch's remains to [[MakeAnExampleOfThem know the penalty for horse thievin']]. She mumbled something about crazy, but I wasn't listening. Paying attention to women was how I got into this whole corpse-mutilating pickle in the first place.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-red-dead-redemption-hates-women/ "6 Things Red Dead Redemption Taught Me About (Hating) Women"]]

->Yes people, if you are dying of cancer it's only because you people don't BELIEVE enough. Oh and doctors like [Woody] Harrelson's character that want to cure people and heal them; they are [[ScienceIsBad the REAL problem]]. Don't be fooled, they are the ones really making you sick. Can you really think of anything more grotesque or malicious? Saying the Haitians made a deal with the devil is pretty bad not quite in my opinion. It is moronic but [[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2012/06/338-pat-robertson.html coming from the source]] you are not surprised. You are surprised when you are torpedoed by the message of ''The Sunchaser''.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/01/the-sunchaser-1996-michael-cimino/ on]] ''The Sunchaser'' (1996)

->So don't worry, girls. Some kind of 'Fairy Godmother' will sweep into your life at any moment, and find you a man to take care of everything. Just keep wishing!
-->-- '''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_16905_7-classic-disney-movies-that-taught-us-terrible-lessons.html 7 Classic Disney Movies That Taught Us Terrible Lessons]]'''''

->Finally, a war movie that says that war is good, and that war has closure so long as you ice the sniper on the other team, and that you can TOTALLY shake off PTSD if you just, like, go out into the woods with a couple of crippled vets and fire some guns. GUNS: IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN'T DO?!
-->--'''[[http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-hater-s-guide-to-the-2015-oscars-1686621568 Drew Magary]]''', "The Hates Guide to the 2015 Oscars"

->I think I get the message of the story. Christianity is good, and most, if not all, women are evil skanks who should die. And so do anyone else who celebrate any other religion. And bands that are supposedly "evil". And women in power, gays, and those who have disabilities.\\\
That is one fucked-up message.
-->-- From {{@/Arcadiarika}}'s liveblog of ''[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13208528280B41180100&i_id=13213691210I38620100&p=10 The Evil Gods I]]''

->''“Let this be a lesson, kids.” Steel said, “Stealing is a-okay and if anyone calls you out on it, feel free to have them punished in absolutely horrible ways.”''
-->-- '''[[http://tohokari-steel.deviantart.com/art/OTD-Ratatoing-469993135 Tohokari-steel's]]''' review of ''[[TheMockbuster Ratatoing]]''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Video]]

->Hey, kids! Gambling is '''''GOOD''''' for you! Gamble '''''CONSTANTLY!'''''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII''[='s=] card battles

->'''Janeway:''' We're in this situation because we shared technology with Hirogen to begin with.\\
'''Chuck:''' ''(nasally Janeway imitation)'' And we've learned the valuable lesson '''sharing is bad.'''\\
'''Janeway:''' I won't make the same mistake twice.\\
'''Chuck:''' My idea of dealing with a problem is [[{{Unperson}} killing whomever it affected.]]
-->--''{{Website/SFDebris}}'' on ''Star Trek: Voyager'', "Flesh and Blood"

->Let this be a lesson to you: Men and women can't be friends. Every single guy (or girl) she talks to, [[AnythingThatMoves she's banging.]]
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', "One Hit Wonderland" ("Just a Friend")

->So all is well, and it turns out Bernie actually stole $3 million and not just two, so [[DamnItFeelsGoodToBeAGangster they get to live happily ever after as criminals]] who've learned ''nothing'' during the film's duration! Oh look, and Bernie is still dead.
-->--'''{{WebVideo/MikeJ}}''' on ''Film/WeekendAtBernies 2''

->I sold my soul for a vagina and a man I don't know!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', on why she hates ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''

->That's right, kids. Don't call 911 if you're being attacked by people who want to kill or kidnap you. Only call for important things, like if your cable goes out and you can't watch ''The WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''. That's what's important!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'''

->Remember kids, you can talk to your dogs! If for some reason it doesn't work, there's something wrong with you! You should be ashamed of yourself and feel totally awful that you are unable to enjoy your dog! Sorry, we don't know what the fuck's wrong with you. Maybe you're just an idiot.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''WesternAnimation/PoundPuppiesAndTheLegendOfBigPaw''

->'''[[WebVideo/YouCanPlayThis JewWario]]:''' Do ya hear that, kids? Reckless endangerment is okay, as long as you're following your heart.
->'''[[WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede Suede]]:''' ''To your death!'' It's the only way you'll be a Pokémon Master!
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca7NWeTEzGM Suede, Linkara and JewWario]]''' review ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie''

->"Truly Chief Mah God learnt a lesson today: Just threaten to kill people, it gets shit done faster."
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}''' in his review of the ''Pocahontas'' Dingo version.

->"So there you have it, folks! The moral of ''this'' story is 'never think, or else the Secret Police might catch ya and kill ya no matter what!' [[SarcasmMode 'S good for the kids if it's good for the adults!]]"
-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''' on the ''Literature/{{Goosebumps}}'' episode [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiHvu4RfNNw "Don't Go to Sleep"]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->At first, I was happy to be learning how to read. It seemed exciting and magical. But then I read this: ''Literature/AtlasShrugged'' by Ayn Rand. I read every last word of this garbage, and because of this piece of shit, '''I'm never reading again!'''
-->--'''Officer Barbrady''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->[[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer Never deny your rowdy nature, paladins!]] [[HypocriticalHumor And don't take advice from old people!]]
-->-- '''Old lady''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''

->'''[= SpongeBob=]:''' I used to have a dream.\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. ''Everything passes eventually''. Now stop dreaming and work for a living.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''

->I mean, [[WhoWritesThisCrap what kind of idiotic writer]] tells children that it's okay to be continuously playing pranks on everyone? We're raising a generation of assholes, that's what we're doing.
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia]]''', ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony''

->Man, revenge is underrated, that felt awesome!
-->-- '''Dipper Pines''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->Okay, kids. Sometimes when you're an adult, you have to lie. All of the time about absolutely everything and never show your feelings because it's impolite, sit on them when you die and bury them with you like the ancient Egyptians did.
-->-- '''Nicole Watterson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]

->I don't believe [[TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong you should always go along with the group]]. What about thinking for yourself? What about developing your own personality and viewpoint? What about doing things because you decide they're the right thing to do, not because the majority ruled and you got outvoted? We weren't allowed to teach any of that. We had to teach kids to join gangs. And then to do whatever the rest of the gang wanted to do. What a stupid thing to teach children.
-->-- '''Mark Evanier''', writer of ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends''

[[/folder]]

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->"So there you have it, folks! The moral of ''this'' story is 'never think, or else the Secret Police might catch ya and kill ya no matter what!' [[SarcasmMode 'S good for the kids if it's good for the adults!]]"
-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''' on the ''Literature/{{Goosebumps}}'' episode [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiHvu4RfNNw "Don't Go to Sleep"]].

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->'''Ann''': Word of advice to babysitters: Let kids play with medical supplies all of the time!
-->--''Series/ParksAndRecreation'', Women in Garbage.


->Don’t be too quick to thank a soldier today, America: you could be talking to one of the really shitty ones! This is your Veteran’s Day message from ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey'', America’s foremost military-themed comic strip.

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->Don’t ->Don't be too quick to thank a soldier today, America: you could be talking to one of the really shitty ones! This is your Veteran’s Veteran's Day message from ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey'', America’s America's foremost military-themed comic strip.



->Point is, Wolverine learned that [[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer it’s okay to stab people to death]], as long as they’re the right people, and I think we can all learn a little something from that.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x13-love-in-vain/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'' ("Love in Vain")

->I don’t get why she is agonising over a moment of compassion that help to save an entire species. Get over it, love! Apparently she won't make that mistake again, so I hope there aren’t any [[HoldingOutForAHero civilisations in trouble]] out there, because she would be ‘see ya wouldn’t wanna be ya’ Janeway!

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->Point is, Wolverine learned that [[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer it’s it's okay to stab people to death]], as long as they’re they're the right people, and I think we can all learn a little something from that.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x13-love-in-vain/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'' ''WesternAnimation/XMen'' ("Love in Vain")

->I don’t don't get why she is agonising over a moment of compassion that help to save an entire species. Get over it, love! Apparently she won't make that mistake again, so I hope there aren’t aren't any [[HoldingOutForAHero civilisations in trouble]] out there, because she would be ‘see ya wouldn’t wouldn't wanna be ya’ ya' Janeway!



->''"While it might be reasonable to argue about the morality of developing something like the atom bomb or biological weapons, it seems facile to suggest that [[TheWorldIsNotReady the world’s population is too dumb to survive]] the introduction of an engine that can run on water...''Like Water for Octane'' turns the Lone Gunmen into knock-off versions of the Cigarette-Smoking Man, making many of the same arguments he has used to justify his secrets. In a way, this speaks to a conservatism at the heart of ''The Lone Gunmen.''"''

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->''"While it might be reasonable to argue about the morality of developing something like the atom bomb or biological weapons, it seems facile to suggest that [[TheWorldIsNotReady the world’s world's population is too dumb to survive]] the introduction of an engine that can run on water...''Like Water for Octane'' turns the Lone Gunmen into knock-off versions of the Cigarette-Smoking Man, making many of the same arguments he has used to justify his secrets. In a way, this speaks to a conservatism at the heart of ''The Lone Gunmen.''"''



->Yes people, if you are dying of cancer it’s only because you people don’t BELIEVE enough. Oh and doctors like [Woody] Harrelson’s character that want to cure people and heal them; they are [[ScienceIsBad the REAL problem]]. Don’t be fooled, they are the ones really making you sick. Can you really think of anything more grotesque or malicious? Saying the Haitians made a deal with the devil is pretty bad not quite in my opinion. It is moronic but [[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2012/06/338-pat-robertson.html coming from the source]] you are not surprised. You are surprised when you are torpedoed by the message of ''The Sunchaser''.

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->Yes people, if you are dying of cancer it’s it's only because you people don’t don't BELIEVE enough. Oh and doctors like [Woody] Harrelson’s Harrelson's character that want to cure people and heal them; they are [[ScienceIsBad the REAL problem]]. Don’t Don't be fooled, they are the ones really making you sick. Can you really think of anything more grotesque or malicious? Saying the Haitians made a deal with the devil is pretty bad not quite in my opinion. It is moronic but [[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2012/06/338-pat-robertson.html coming from the source]] you are not surprised. You are surprised when you are torpedoed by the message of ''The Sunchaser''.



->Okay, kids. Sometimes when you're an adult, you have to lie. All of the time about absolutely everything and never show your feelings because it's impolite, sit on them when you die and bury them with you like the ancient egyptians did.

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->Okay, kids. Sometimes when you're an adult, you have to lie. All of the time about absolutely everything and never show your feelings because it's impolite, sit on them when you die and bury them with you like the ancient egyptians Egyptians did.

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->Okay, kids. Sometimes when you're an adult, you have to lie. All of the time about absolutely everything and never show your feelings because it's impolite, sit on them when you die and bury them with you like the ancient egyptians did.
-->-- '''Nicole Watterson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball''


-->--''{{Website/SFDebris}}'' on ''Star Wars: Voyager'', "Flesh and Blood"

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-->--''{{Website/SFDebris}}'' on ''Star Wars: Trek: Voyager'', "Flesh and Blood"

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->"Truly Chief Mah God learnt a lesson today: Just threaten to kill people, it gets shit done faster."
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}''' in his review of the ''Pocahontas'' Dingo version.


->That's right, kids. Don't call 911 if you're being attacked by people who want to kill or kidnap you. Only call for important things, like if your cable goes out and you can't watch ''The WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''. That's what's important!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'''



-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''Pound Puppies And The Legend Of Big Paw''

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-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''Pound Puppies And The Legend Of Big Paw''
''WesternAnimation/PoundPuppiesAndTheLegendOfBigPaw''

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->'''[[WebVideo/YouCanPlayThis JewWario]]:''' Do ya hear that, kids? Reckless endangerment is okay, as long as you're following your heart.
->'''[[WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede Suede]]:''' ''To your death!'' It's the only way you'll be a Pokémon Master!
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca7NWeTEzGM Suede, Linkara and JewWario]]''' review ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie''

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