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Quotes from the films ''[[Film/Deadpool2016 Deadpool]]'' and ''Film/Deadpool2'', their marketing, and their music.



->''"From the studio that brought you Film/TwentySevenDresses and Film/TheDevilWearsPrada"''
-->'''-- The Trailer'''

to:

->''"From the studio that brought you Film/TwentySevenDresses and Film/TheDevilWearsPrada"''
-->'''--
you'' 27 Dresses ''and'' The Trailer'''
Devil Wears Prada."
-->-- '''Trailer''', ''Film/Deadpool2''



-->'''-- The Final Trailer'''

->''"Doing the right thing is messy. But if you want to fight for what's right, sometimes, you have to fight dirty. And '''that''' is why [[Literature/TheSisterhoodOfTheTravelingPants Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants]] is pure pornography."''
-->'''-- Deadpool'''

to:

-->'''-- The Final Trailer'''

-->-- '''Final trailer''', ''Film/Deadpool2''

->''"Doing the right thing is messy. But if you want to fight for what's right, sometimes, you have to fight dirty. And '''that''' is why [[Literature/TheSisterhoodOfTheTravelingPants And'' that ''is why'' Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants]] is Pants ''is pure pornography."''
-->'''-- Deadpool'''
-->-- '''Deadpool''', ''Film/Deadpool2''



'''Wade:''' Luck isn't a superpower. It's certainly not very [[MediumAwareness cinematic]]!\\
'''Domino:''' [[ActionHero Yes it is]].\\

to:

'''Wade:''' Luck isn't a superpower. It's certainly not very [[MediumAwareness cinematic]]!\\
cinematic!\\
'''Domino:''' [[ActionHero Yes it is]].is.\\




->'''Headmaster:''' [[VillainousBreakdown ALL YOU DIRTY MUTANTS ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL WITH THE BOY! YOUR SOULS ARE BEYOND REDEMPTION!]] [...] [[TemptingFate YOUR DAY OF RECKONING IS HERE!]]
->([[SurpriseCarCrash Dopinder's taxi crashes into the Headmaster]], [[ShutUpHannibal killing him instantly.]])

->''"Fuck Franchise/{{Wolverine}}. First, he rides my coattails with the R-rating. Then, the hairy motherfucker ups the ante by ''dying''. What a dick! Well guess what, Wolvie? I'm dying in this one, too."''
--> '''-- Deadpool, opening the movie'''

->''"I know what you're thinking: 'I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home.' But that's where you'd be wrong. [[BabysitterFromHell That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now]]. And, believe it or not, ''Deadpool 2'' is a family film. True story. And every big family film starts... with a vicious murder. ''WesternAnimation/{{Bambi}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}'', ''[[Film/Saw3D Saw 7]]''... [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Holy shit-pickles, that guy's on fire]]! That's not [[ComputerGeneratedImages CGI]], folks. He's actually on fire. Yeah."''
--> '''-- Deadpool'''

->''"What do you get when you take [[ComicBook/{{Colossus}} 8 feet of chrome]], [[UnfazedEveryman one pinch of courage]], [[ComicBook/DominoMarvelComics a cup of good luck]], [[ComicBook/{{Cable}} a dab of racism]], [[PintsizedPowerhouse a splash of diabetes]], and [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} a wheelbarrow full of Stage 4 cancer]]? Answer: [[FamilyOfChoice A family]]. See? I didn't lie [[BreakingTheFourthWall what kind of film this was]]. If there's anything you take away today - other than the need to Google "What the fuck is {{Dubstep}}?" - it's that we all need to belong to someone."''
--> '''-- Deadpool, summing up the movie'''

to:

\n-->-- ''Film/Deadpool2''

->'''Headmaster:''' [[VillainousBreakdown ALL YOU DIRTY MUTANTS ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL WITH THE BOY! YOUR SOULS ARE BEYOND REDEMPTION!]] All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Your souls are beyond redemption! [...] [[TemptingFate YOUR DAY OF RECKONING IS HERE!]]
->([[SurpriseCarCrash Dopinder's
Your day of reckoning is here!\\
'''Dopinder:''' ''[crashes his
taxi crashes into the Headmaster]], [[ShutUpHannibal Headmaster, killing him instantly.]])

instantly]''
-->-- ''Film/Deadpool2''

->''"Fuck Franchise/{{Wolverine}}.Wolverine. First, he rides my coattails with the R-rating. Then, the hairy motherfucker ups the ante by ''dying''. What by'' dying. ''What a dick! Well guess what, Wolvie? I'm dying in this one, too."''
--> '''-- Deadpool, opening the movie'''

-->-- '''Deadpool''', ''Film/Deadpool2''

->''"I know what you're thinking: 'I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home.' But that's where you'd be wrong. [[BabysitterFromHell That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now]]. now. And, believe it or not, ''Deadpool 2'' is not,'' Deadpool 2 ''is a family film. True story. And every big family film starts... with a vicious murder. ''WesternAnimation/{{Bambi}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{The '' Bambi, The Lion King|1994}}'', ''[[Film/Saw3D King, Saw 7]]''... [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Holy 7... ''Holy shit-pickles, that guy's on fire]]! fire! That's not [[ComputerGeneratedImages CGI]], CGI, folks. He's actually on fire. Yeah."''
--> '''-- Deadpool'''

-->-- '''Deadpool''', ''Film/Deadpool2''

->''"What do you get when you take [[ComicBook/{{Colossus}} 8 feet of chrome]], [[UnfazedEveryman chrome, one pinch of courage]], [[ComicBook/DominoMarvelComics courage, a cup of good luck]], [[ComicBook/{{Cable}} luck, a dab of racism]], [[PintsizedPowerhouse racism, a splash of diabetes]], diabetes, and [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} a wheelbarrow full of Stage 4 cancer]]? cancer? Answer: [[FamilyOfChoice A family]]. family. See? I didn't lie [[BreakingTheFourthWall what kind of film this was]]. was. If there's anything you take away today - -- other than the need to Google "What the fuck is {{Dubstep}}?" - Dubstep?" -- it's that we all need to belong to someone."''
--> '''-- Deadpool, summing up the movie'''-->-- '''Deadpool''', ''Film/Deadpool2''

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For quotes from the ''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}'' comic books, see [[Quotes/{{Deadpool}} here]].

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[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:''Deadpool'']]
-> '''Deadpool''': Finish fucking her the fuck up!\\
'''Colossus''': Language, please!\\
'''Deadpool''': ''Suck a cock!''
-->-- ''Film/Deadpool2016''

-> ''"I've given Deadpool every chance to join us. But he'd rather act like a child. A heavily armed child. When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming X-Man?"''
-->-- '''Colossus''', ''Film/Deadpool2016''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Deadpool 2'']]
->''"From the studio that brought you Film/TwentySevenDresses and Film/TheDevilWearsPrada"''
-->'''-- The Trailer'''

->''"From the studio that killed Wolverine."''
-->'''-- The Final Trailer'''

->''"Doing the right thing is messy. But if you want to fight for what's right, sometimes, you have to fight dirty. And '''that''' is why [[Literature/TheSisterhoodOfTheTravelingPants Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants]] is pure pornography."''
-->'''-- Deadpool'''

->'''Domino:''' Domino. I'm lucky.\\
'''Wade:''' Luck isn't a superpower. It's certainly not very [[MediumAwareness cinematic]]!\\
'''Domino:''' [[ActionHero Yes it is]].\\
'''Wade:''' Let's meet in the middle and say no, it isn't.

->'''Headmaster:''' [[VillainousBreakdown ALL YOU DIRTY MUTANTS ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL WITH THE BOY! YOUR SOULS ARE BEYOND REDEMPTION!]] [...] [[TemptingFate YOUR DAY OF RECKONING IS HERE!]]
->([[SurpriseCarCrash Dopinder's taxi crashes into the Headmaster]], [[ShutUpHannibal killing him instantly.]])

->''"Fuck Franchise/{{Wolverine}}. First, he rides my coattails with the R-rating. Then, the hairy motherfucker ups the ante by ''dying''. What a dick! Well guess what, Wolvie? I'm dying in this one, too."''
--> '''-- Deadpool, opening the movie'''

->''"I know what you're thinking: 'I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home.' But that's where you'd be wrong. [[BabysitterFromHell That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now]]. And, believe it or not, ''Deadpool 2'' is a family film. True story. And every big family film starts... with a vicious murder. ''WesternAnimation/{{Bambi}}'', ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}'', ''[[Film/Saw3D Saw 7]]''... [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Holy shit-pickles, that guy's on fire]]! That's not [[ComputerGeneratedImages CGI]], folks. He's actually on fire. Yeah."''
--> '''-- Deadpool'''

->''"What do you get when you take [[ComicBook/{{Colossus}} 8 feet of chrome]], [[UnfazedEveryman one pinch of courage]], [[ComicBook/DominoMarvelComics a cup of good luck]], [[ComicBook/{{Cable}} a dab of racism]], [[PintsizedPowerhouse a splash of diabetes]], and [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} a wheelbarrow full of Stage 4 cancer]]? Answer: [[FamilyOfChoice A family]]. See? I didn't lie [[BreakingTheFourthWall what kind of film this was]]. If there's anything you take away today - other than the need to Google "What the fuck is {{Dubstep}}?" - it's that we all need to belong to someone."''
--> '''-- Deadpool, summing up the movie'''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:"Ashes" by Céline Dion]]
->What's left to say?\\
These prayers ain't working anymore\\
Every word shot down in flames\\
What's left to do with these broken pieces on the floor?\\
I'm losing my voice calling on you\\
\\
'Cause I've been shaking\\
I've been bending backwards till I'm broke\\
Watching all these dreams go up in smoke\\
\\
Let beauty come out of ashes\\
Let beauty come out of ashes\\
And when I pray to God all I ask is\\
Can beauty come out of ashes?\\
\\
Can you use these tears to put out the fires in my soul?\\
'Cause I need you here, woah\\
\\
'Cause I've been shaking\\
I've been bending backwards till I'm broke\\
Watching all these dreams go up in smoke\\
\\
Let beauty come out of ashes\\
Let beauty come out of ashes\\
And when I pray to God all I ask is\\
Can beauty come out of ashes?

->'''Deadpool:''' Céline! That was amazing! That was the most beautiful performance I've ever seen in my life!\\
'''Céline:''' Thank you so much! Thank you!\\
'''Deadpool:''' No, thank you... We need to do it again.\\
'''Céline:''' Okay. Why?\\
'''Deadpool:''' Well... it's too good. Yeah, this is... this is ''Film/{{Deadpool 2}}'', not ''Film/{{Titanic|1997}}''. Alright. You're at like an [[UpToEleven 11]]. We need to get you down to a 5, 5-and-a-half tops. Just phone it in.\\
'''Céline:''' Listen, [[Music/CelineDion this thing]] only goes to eleven. So beat it, ComicBook/SpiderMan!\\
'''Deadpool:''' God, I should’ve asked Music/NSync.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:"You Can't Stop This Mother F***er"]]
->Fighting dirty, fighting dirty, fighting dirty, fighting dirty\\
Fighting dirty, fighting dirty, fighting dirty, fighting dirty\\
\\
You can't stop him, he's TheJuggernaut\\
You can't stop this mother fucker\\
\\
Holy shit balls, holy shit balls, holy shit balls, holy shit balls\\
Holy shit balls, holy shit balls, holy shit balls, holy shit balls\\
\\
Oh holy shit balls, oh holy shit balls, oh holy shit balls, oh holy shit balls\\
Oh Holy shit balls, oh holy shit balls, oh holy shit balls, oh holy shit balls\\
Oh holy shit balls, oh holy shit!
[[/folder]]
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