Follow TV Tropes

Following

History Quotes / CoolGuns

Go To



-->-- '''Opening lyrics''' of "[[https://www.tapum.eu/about-us/the-song.html Ta-Pum]]" [[note]] A WW1-era Italian song about the sound of the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mannlicher_M1895 Mannlicher M1895]] rifle [[/note]]

to:

-->-- '''Opening lyrics''' of "[[https://www.tapum.eu/about-us/the-song.html Ta-Pum]]" [[note]] A WW1-era [=WW1=]-era Italian song about the sound of the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mannlicher_M1895 Mannlicher M1895]] rifle [[/note]]


->The staff weapon is a weapon of terror. [[WeaponForIntimidation It is made to intimidate your enemy]]. This (lifts the P90) is a weapon of ''war''. [[BoringButPractical It is made to]] ''[[BoringButPractical kill]]'' [[BoringButPractical your enemy]]."

to:

->The staff ->'''Major Carter''': This weapon is called a P90. It carries a fifty-round top-loading magazine of teflon-coated ordnance, with a cyclical rate of fire of nine-hundred rounds per minute.\\
''(after a demonstration)''\\
'''Colonel O'Neill''': This ''(lifting a staff weapon)''
is a weapon of terror.''terror''. [[WeaponForIntimidation It is made to intimidate your enemy]]. ''(tosses it away, lifts up his P90)'' This (lifts the P90) is a weapon of ''war''. [[BoringButPractical It is made to]] ''[[BoringButPractical kill]]'' [[BoringButPractical your enemy]]."\\
'''Major Carter''': And it's capable of doing so effectively at five times the range I just demonstrated.\\
'''Colonel O'Neill''': We've used it to win about every skirmish we've had with the Goa'uld and the Jaffa who serve them. Those of you who've [[HeelFaceTurn gone up against us and survived]]... and you know who you are... you know what I'm talking about.

Added DiffLines:

->''Twenty days on Ortigara''\\
''with no change to dismount''\\
''Tapum, tapum, ta put!''\\
''Tapum, tapum, ta put!''
-->-- '''Opening lyrics''' of "[[https://www.tapum.eu/about-us/the-song.html Ta-Pum]]" [[note]] A WW1-era Italian song about the sound of the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mannlicher_M1895 Mannlicher M1895]] rifle [[/note]]

Added DiffLines:

-> Finally, the close-up, last resort. The one that Colt got right. A hundred years and four wars old, and those for the United States alone. Its replacement proved its worth by immediately going wrong. Seven in the magazine and one in the chamber, half the capacity of modern handguns - but eight fat forty-fives , with twice the impact, half the recoil of nine-millimeter rounds. All you have to do is put them where you want them.
-->--'''Frank Castle''', ThePunisherMAX, extolling the virtues of the venerable [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1911_pistol M1911]]

Added DiffLines:

->When it comes to shotguns, people throw around terms like stopping power and corridor clearing, but the truth it's a great weapon to feel like an awesome prick. No, scratch that. The God of Awesome Pricks. You don't have to be some 20-something douche looking to go from zero to hero to save his grody friends. Just grab a shotgun, because nothing says "I belong" to the world like two barrels to the face.
-->--''VideoGame/FarCry3BloodDragon''


->Fifty-caliber time, this'll sort you bastards!
-->--'''"Classic" Masterson''', ''VideoGame/KillingFloor2''

to:

->Fifty-caliber time, this'll sort you bastards!
-->--'''"Classic" Masterson''',
->If it's good enough for special forces, it's good enough for me.
-->--'''Donovan Neal''',
''VideoGame/KillingFloor2''


-->-- '''Yuri Orlov''', ''Film/LordOfWar''

to:

-->-- '''Yuri -->--'''Yuri Orlov''', ''Film/LordOfWar''



-->-- '''Popular saying referring to the Colt Single Action Army, or "Peacemaker"'''

to:

-->-- '''Popular -->--Popular saying referring to the Colt Single Action Army, or "Peacemaker"'''
"Peacemaker"



-->-- '''Nidge''', ''Series/LoveHate''

to:

-->-- '''Nidge''', -->--'''Nidge''', ''Series/LoveHate''



->'''Sol''': What's that?
->'''Vincent''': Haha! ''This'', is a shotgun, Sol!
->'''Sol''': It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!

to:

->'''Sol''': What's that?
->'''Vincent''':
that?\\
'''Vincent''':
Haha! ''This'', is a shotgun, Sol!
->'''Sol''':
Sol!\\
'''Sol''':
It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!



->The greatest battle implement ever devised.
-->--'''General George S Patton''', on the M1 Garand.

to:

->The ->In my opinion, the M1 Rifle is the greatest battle implement ever devised.
-->--'''General George S Patton''', on the M1 Garand.
Garand



-->-- '''Ash''', ''Film/ArmyOfDarkness''

to:

-->-- '''Ash''', -->--'''Ash''', ''Film/ArmyOfDarkness''



-->-- '''Valentin Dmitrovich Zukovsky''', ''Film/{{Goldeneye}}''

->''"AK-47 -- the very best there is! When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room... accept no substitutes."''
-->-- '''[[Creator/SamuelLJackson Ordell Robbie]]''', ''Film/JackieBrown''

to:

-->-- '''Valentin -->--'''Valentin Dmitrovich Zukovsky''', ''Film/{{Goldeneye}}''

->''"AK-47 ->AK-47 -- the very best there is! When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room... accept no substitutes."''
-->-- '''[[Creator/SamuelLJackson
substitutes.
-->--'''[[Creator/SamuelLJackson
Ordell Robbie]]''', ''Film/JackieBrown''
''Film/JackieBrown''

->Fifty-caliber time, this'll sort you bastards!
-->--'''"Classic" Masterson''', ''VideoGame/KillingFloor2''


-->--'''Sergeant Hartman''', ''Film/FullMetalJacket.''

to:

-->--'''Sergeant Hartman''', ''Film/FullMetalJacket.''
''Film/FullMetalJacket''

Added DiffLines:

->''"AK-47 -- the very best there is! When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room... accept no substitutes."''
-->-- '''[[Creator/SamuelLJackson Ordell Robbie]]''', ''Film/JackieBrown''


->I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this... is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.

to:

->I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this... is [[GatlingGood my weapon. weapon]]. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at [[MoreDakka 10,000 rounds per minute.minute]]. It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.


-->--'''Jericho Cane:''', ''Film/EndOfDays''

->''"Walther PPK, 7.65 millimeter. Only three men I know use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them. "''

to:

-->--'''Jericho Cane:''', Cane''', ''Film/EndOfDays''

->''"Walther ->Walther PPK, 7.65 millimeter. Only three men I know use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them. "''


----
<<|QuotesWiki|>>

to:

----
<<|QuotesWiki|>>
----

Added DiffLines:

->''"Walther PPK, 7.65 millimeter. Only three men I know use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them. "''
-->-- '''Valentin Dmitrovich Zukovsky''', ''Film/{{Goldeneye}}''

Added DiffLines:


->Between your faith and my Glock 9mm, I take my Glock.
-->--'''Jericho Cane:''', ''Film/EndOfDays''


->I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this... is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.

to:

->I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this... is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.

Showing 15 edit(s) of 31

Top

How well does it match the trope?

Example of:

/

Media sources:

/

Report