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'''Chris:''' Jesus H Christ... my first vacation in years... and it has to be with this asshole...\\

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'''Chris:''' Jesus H Christ... my first vacation in years... years and it has to be with this asshole...\\



'''Chris:''' NO! I'm here... because you're a mentally challenged shithead and by law you need a guardian so you don't blow up anything.

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'''Chris:''' NO! I'm here... here because you're a mentally challenged shithead and by law you need a guardian so you don't blow up anything.
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->'''Swagmaster:''' WOOO, VACATION BITCHES! Time to partaaay and get piss drunk!!!\\
'''Chris:''' Jesus H Christ... my first vacation in years... and it has to be with this asshole...\\
'''Swagmaster:''' U fuckin wot? Don't lie to yourself Chris. You love me, don't you. Don't you Chris. You're gay for me Chris.\\
'''Chris:''' NO! I'm here... because you're a mentally challenged shithead and by law you need a guardian so you don't blow up anything.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/GuardsNRetards'': "The Vacation"
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->'''[[Anime/HirogaruSkyPrettyCure Riku (Sora)]]''': yay mushroom\\
'''Marshmallow (Mashiro)''': good god riku are you trying to unalive yourself. these mushrooms are poison
-->-- ''Fanfic/PreCureInANutshell''
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->''"Nagisa, this is the third time you’ve done this, can you please just talk to these girls like a normal person? ''(to [[Anime/YesPrettyCure5 Komachi]])'' I’m so sorry about her."''
-->-- ''Fanfic/GlitterForceIntoTheGlitterverse''
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->''The secondary character is the StraightMan, whose job it is to play comic foil to [[SelfInsert the]] [[MartyStu other]] [[ChaoticStupid character's]] bullshit and inexplicably tolerate his behavior when any sane person would be checking the "rooms to rent" pages with one hand and slamming the idiot's face in a drawer with the other.''
-->--{{Creator/Yahtzee}} does not care for this trope, ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''
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-->--''VideoGame/DiscoElysium''

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-->--''VideoGame/DiscoElysium''-->--''VideoGame/DiscoElysium''

->''"I've tried everything I can with this [[FatIdiot big, dumb animal]], and it's just, it's frustrating, it's ''tiring.''"''
-->-- '''Trev [=McGrath=]''' regarding '''Raj Brandston''', ''Series/HellsKitchen''
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-->--{{Creator/Yahtzee}} does not care for this trope, ''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Webcomics]]''

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-->--{{Creator/Yahtzee}} does not care for this trope, ''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Webcomics]]''
''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''
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-->--''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', "[[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3962 The Great Emulsifier]]"

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-->--''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', "[[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3962 The Great Emulsifier]]"Emulsifier]]"

->'''[[PlayerCharacter The Detective]]''': Something *weird* just happened to me. \\
'''Kim''': Don't take this the wrong way, but — during our short stint working together — *something weird* is almost always happening to you.
-->--''VideoGame/DiscoElysium''
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-->-- ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000: Codex - Necrons (5th ed)''

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-->-- ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000: Codex - Necrons (5th ed)''ed)''

->'''Roko''': Here's a tip: tell her she has to knock first. Then next time she forgets which door is hers, she'll remember she has to ''knock'' on ''your'' door, which will get her to register that it's not ''her'' door she's currently trying to open.\\
'''Elliot''': I... wow. Her brain really works like that?\\
'''Roko''': Melon and logic are like oil and vinegar. You can get them to mix, but it takes vigorous shaking.
-->--''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', "[[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3962 The Great Emulsifier]]"
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->[[PraetorianGuard Obyron]] served as [[CoolOldGuy Zahndrekh]]'s vargard in their very first campaign - an undignified but hugely successful series of skirmishes in the swamps of Yarma - and [[UndyingLoyalty has stood steadfast by his side ever since]], both on the battlefield and off it. Unlike his master, Obyron is very much aware of [[UnwillingRobotization the changes wrought upon their existence]], but has long since abandoned any attempt to awaken Zhandrekh to reality - whatever [[ScatterbrainedSenior the fault in his master's mind]], the damage lies too deep. So, like any dedicated servant, Obyron attends to all the loose ends created by Zahndrekh's eccentricities, chief of which are seeing to it that 'honoured' prisoners of war are 'killed whilst trying to escape,' and that [[DeadlyDecadentCourt upstart Lords of the Royal Court]] are either silenced or disposed of.

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->[[PraetorianGuard Obyron]] served as [[CoolOldGuy Zahndrekh]]'s vargard in their very first campaign - an undignified but hugely successful series of skirmishes in the swamps of Yarma - and [[UndyingLoyalty has stood steadfast by his side ever since]], both on the battlefield and off it. Unlike his master, Obyron is very much aware of [[UnwillingRobotization the changes wrought upon their existence]], but has long since abandoned any attempt to awaken Zhandrekh to reality - whatever [[ScatterbrainedSenior the fault in his master's mind]], the damage lies too deep. So, like any dedicated servant, Obyron attends to all the loose ends created by Zahndrekh's eccentricities, chief of which are seeing to it that 'honoured' prisoners of war are 'killed whilst trying to escape,' and that [[DeadlyDecadentCourt [[DecadentCourt upstart Lords of the Royal Court]] are either silenced or disposed of.
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-->--"Girl Meets the Secret of Life", ''Series/GirlMeetsWorld''

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-->--"Girl Meets the Secret of Life", ''Series/GirlMeetsWorld''''Series/GirlMeetsWorld''

->[[PraetorianGuard Obyron]] served as [[CoolOldGuy Zahndrekh]]'s vargard in their very first campaign - an undignified but hugely successful series of skirmishes in the swamps of Yarma - and [[UndyingLoyalty has stood steadfast by his side ever since]], both on the battlefield and off it. Unlike his master, Obyron is very much aware of [[UnwillingRobotization the changes wrought upon their existence]], but has long since abandoned any attempt to awaken Zhandrekh to reality - whatever [[ScatterbrainedSenior the fault in his master's mind]], the damage lies too deep. So, like any dedicated servant, Obyron attends to all the loose ends created by Zahndrekh's eccentricities, chief of which are seeing to it that 'honoured' prisoners of war are 'killed whilst trying to escape,' and that [[DeadlyDecadentCourt upstart Lords of the Royal Court]] are either silenced or disposed of.
-->-- ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000: Codex - Necrons (5th ed)''
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'''Zay:''' What happens to her when you're home, sick?\\

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'''Zay:''' What happens to her when you're home, home sick?\\
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'''Zay:''' What happens to her when you're home sick?\\

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'''Zay:''' What happens to her when you're home home, sick?\\
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-->--''Series/GirlMeetsWorld''

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-->--''Series/GirlMeetsWorld''-->--"Girl Meets the Secret of Life", ''Series/GirlMeetsWorld''
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-->--''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

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-->--''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''-->--''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->'''Zay:''' Wow, yours is really something.\\
'''Maya:''' She a lotta work.\\
'''Zay:''' What happens to her when you're home sick?\\
'''Maya:''' Oh, I can never get sick.
-->--''Series/GirlMeetsWorld''
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->'''Mary Stuart:''' [''On [[AbsentMindedProfessor Gladstone]]''] We've got him housebroken again, dressing again, writing and lecturing again, mostly comprehensibly.\\
'''Catherine Stuart:''' Of course [[GildedCage he's not permitted to leave]]. It is a shame. He's like a caged bird in here. A shabby, flightless thing with a [[WizardBeard hairy beak]] that [[TheAlcoholic stinks of sherry]].\\
'''Mary Stuart:''' A bird who [[ToadLicking licks cane toads]] and must be gently, but firmly, [[PleasePutSomeClothesOn reminded to wear pants]].
-->--''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
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-->--{{Creator/Yahtzee}} does not care for this trope, ''[[ZeroPunctuation Webcomics]]''

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-->--{{Creator/Yahtzee}} does not care for this trope, ''[[ZeroPunctuation ''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Webcomics]]''
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-->--Creator/NealStephenson, ''Literature/{{Cryptonomicon}}''

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-->--Creator/NealStephenson, ''Literature/{{Cryptonomicon}}''''Literature/{{Cryptonomicon}}''

->''The secondary character is the StraightMan, whose job it is to play comic foil to [[SelfInsert the]] [[MartyStu other]] [[ChaoticStupid character's]] bullshit and inexplicably tolerate his behavior when any sane person would be checking the "rooms to rent" pages with one hand and slamming the idiot's face in a drawer with the other.''
-->--{{Creator/Yahtzee}} does not care for this trope, ''[[ZeroPunctuation Webcomics]]''
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->''He had ... a staff of nurses and other female acolytes who were all permanently aflutter over his brillantness and followed him around steering him away from large obstacles and reminding him to eat lunch.''
-->--Creator/NealStephenson, ''Literature/{{Cryptonomicon}}''

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