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->'''Book seller:''' I mean, have you ever heard of a "chicken person" or a "pork person"? We wouldn't eat meat that came from anything part-human! It'd be illegal!\\

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->'''Book seller:''' ->'''Tiramisu:''' I mean, have you ever heard of a "chicken person" or a "pork person"? We wouldn't eat meat that came from anything part-human! It'd be illegal!\\
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-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'', [[http://garfield.nfshost.com/1983/02/15/ February 15, 1983]]

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-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'', [[http://garfield.nfshost.com/1983/02/15/ [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1983/02/15 February 15, 1983]]
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->'''Leslie:''' You know, you should seriously consider becoming a carnivore.
->'''Penny:''' Why?
->'''Leslie:''' Because before it ends up on your plate, ''[Shows a picture of a carrot being peeled]'' this is what they do to vegetables!
->'''Penny:''' ''[Uninterestedly]'' Mm… humm… yeah. I’m not sure that baloney is such a good option though.
->'''Leslie:''' Well at least I’m not eating my own kind…
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', “The Flower”
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->'''Book seller:''' I mean, have you ever heard of a "chicken person" or a "pork person"? We wouldn't eat meat that came from anything part-human! It'd be illegal!\\
'''Treat:''' ...It's an issue of legality?
-->-- ''VideoGame/DreamingTreat''

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->''"I am a [[FunnyAnimal nice shark]], not a [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks mindless eating machine]]. [[TropaholicsAnonymous If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.]] Fish are friends, not food!"''

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->''"I am a [[FunnyAnimal nice shark]], not a [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks [[ThreateningShark mindless eating machine]]. [[TropaholicsAnonymous If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.]] Fish are friends, not food!"''
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->''"Sorry if I ever took a snap at ya. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat."''
-->-- '''Nigel the pelican''' to '''Nemo the fish''', ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''
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-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Mr Krabs]]''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' (after it's revealed "Krabby Patties" are a literal name)

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-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Mr Mr. Krabs]]''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' (after it's revealed "Krabby Patties" are a literal name)
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->'''[=McDonald's=] Chorus''': By the time this day ends, this one should do nicely. 'Cuz a bird on the grill, is worth more than two in the hat.
->'''Birdie''': You are supposed to be a friend to all in [=McDonaldland=]!
->'''Ronald [=McDonald=]''': You are a food that I serve fried to billions worldwide. So... you had to see this coming.

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->'''[=McDonald's=] Chorus''': Chorus:''' By the time this day ends, this one should do nicely. 'Cuz a bird on the grill, is worth more than two in the hat.
->'''Birdie''': ->'''Birdie:''' You are supposed to be a friend to all in [=McDonaldland=]!
->'''Ronald [=McDonald=]''': [=McDonald=]:''' You are a food that I serve fried to billions worldwide. So... you had to see this coming.
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-->--Creator/WillSmith points out the FridgeLogic of a chicken mascot for a fried chicken restaurant, ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'''

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-->--Creator/WillSmith points out the FridgeLogic of a chicken mascot for a fried chicken restaurant, ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'''
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->''"A chicken eating chicken? That's just sick."

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->''"A chicken eating chicken? That's just sick.""''



-->-- '''Cassandra Gelvin''' [[https://www.drttmk.com/books/gruffalo on]] ''Literature/TheGruffalo'', ''Website/DontReadThisToMyKids''

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-->-- '''Cassandra Gelvin''' [[https://www.drttmk.com/books/gruffalo on]] ''Literature/TheGruffalo'', ''Website/DontReadThisToMyKids''''Website/DontReadThisToMyKids''
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-->-- ''VideoGame/FridayNightFever''

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-->-- ''VideoGame/FridayNightFever''''VideoGame/FridayNightFever''

->''Of course, as is the case in similar stories with anthropomorphic animals, you have the moral quandary of intelligent animals eating other intelligent animals. If they were all humans instead of animals, this whole thing would be highly disturbing, but they're not, so it's not. So I guess it's okay for a talking fox to eat a talking mouse. I know it's a convention we're pretty used to by now, but that doesn't mean it isn't weird.''
-->-- '''Cassandra Gelvin''' [[https://www.drttmk.com/books/gruffalo on]] ''Literature/TheGruffalo'', ''Website/DontReadThisToMyKids''
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->'''Pig:''' But BLTs taste so darn good.

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->'''Pig:''' But BLTs [=BLTs=] taste so darn good.
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-->-- ''Fanfic/IntelligenceFactor''

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-->-- ''Fanfic/IntelligenceFactor''''Fanfic/IntelligenceFactor''

->'''[[AnthropomorphicFood Melon]]:''' DID YOU SERIOUSLY TAKE A BITE OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD?\\
'''Cesar:''' Oh, my bad, I was hungry.\\
'''Melon:''' SO YOU TOOK A BITE OUT OF MY HEAD.\\
'''Cesar:''' I can do it again.\\
'''Melon:''' FINE\\
'''Melon:''' I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THINGS WOULD END UP THIS WAY.
-->-- ''VideoGame/FridayNightFever''
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->'''Soma:'' In nature, we have the predator-prey relationship. Taking this as an example of many other such relationships, we see one creature outright killing another for the sake of its own continued existence. Now, no one would take issue with me if I dined on a fillet of Magikarp, but I believe I would immediately be burned at the stake if I attempted to consume, say, you. So the question becomes: at which point does a normal hunt become murder?\\

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->'''Soma:'' ->'''Soma:''' In nature, we have the predator-prey relationship. Taking this as an example of many other such relationships, we see one creature outright killing another for the sake of its own continued existence. Now, no one would take issue with me if I dined on a fillet of Magikarp, but I believe I would immediately be burned at the stake if I attempted to consume, say, you. So the question becomes: at which point does a normal hunt become murder?\\
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-->--Creator/WillSmith points out the FridgeLogic of a chicken mascot for a fried chicken restaurant, ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'''

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-->--Creator/WillSmith points out the FridgeLogic of a chicken mascot for a fried chicken restaurant, ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'''''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'''

->'''Soma:'' In nature, we have the predator-prey relationship. Taking this as an example of many other such relationships, we see one creature outright killing another for the sake of its own continued existence. Now, no one would take issue with me if I dined on a fillet of Magikarp, but I believe I would immediately be burned at the stake if I attempted to consume, say, you. So the question becomes: at which point does a normal hunt become murder?\\
'''Mulberry:''' You claim sapience is the answer to this question?\\
'''Soma:''' Sapience is the ''attempt'' at answering the question. The line has to be drawn somewhere, otherwise we are left with two extremes that are not desirable. All meat is murder, in which case carnivores starve, or no meat is murder, in which case you could kill anyone you wanted so long as it was for food purposes.
-->-- ''Fanfic/IntelligenceFactor''
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-->-- '''Greg Meeka''', ''Website/{{Neopets}}'', [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=565904&week=681 here]].

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-->-- '''Greg Meeka''', ''Website/{{Neopets}}'', [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=565904&week=681 here]].here]].

->''"A chicken eating chicken? That's just sick."
-->--Creator/WillSmith points out the FridgeLogic of a chicken mascot for a fried chicken restaurant, ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', "[[Film/LesMiserables2012 Les Misérobble robble]]"

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-->--''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', "[[Film/LesMiserables2012 Les Misérobble robble]]"robble]]"

->''"They're far too expensive for my taste! But even if I were that rich, I don't think I would. I think I'd feel guilty... I mean, they're supposed to hatch into Neopets. It's a bit like cannibalism when you think about it."''
-->-- '''Greg Meeka''', ''Website/{{Neopets}}'', [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=565904&week=681 here]].

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-> ''"They serve fish in kitchen. Also, fish are guests on boat. Mafia try not to think about this."''
-->-- '''Mafia Goon''', ''VideoGame/AHatInTime''

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-> ''"They serve fish in kitchen. Also, fish are guests on boat. Mafia try not to think about this."''
-->-- '''Mafia Goon''', ''VideoGame/AHatInTime''

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->'''Birdie''': You are supposed to be a [[FalseFriend friend]] to all in [=McDonaldland=]!
->'''Ronald [=McDonald=]''': You are a [[LetsMeetTheMeat food]] that I serve fried to billions worldwide. So you had to see [[TheFarmerAndTheViper this]] coming.

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->'''[=McDonald's=] Chorus''': By the time this day ends, this one should do nicely. 'Cuz a bird on the grill, is worth more than two in the hat.
->'''Birdie''': You are supposed to be a [[FalseFriend friend]] friend to all in [=McDonaldland=]!
->'''Ronald [=McDonald=]''': You are a [[LetsMeetTheMeat food]] food that I serve fried to billions worldwide. So So... you had to see [[TheFarmerAndTheViper this]] this coming.
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-->--''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', "[[Film/LesMiserables2012 Les Miserobble robble]]"

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-->--''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', "[[Film/LesMiserables2012 Les Miserobble Misérobble robble]]"
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->'''Birdie''': You are supposed to be a friend to all in [=McDonaldland=].
->'''Ronald [=McDonald=]''': You are a food that I serve fried to billions worldwide.

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->'''Birdie''': You are supposed to be a friend [[FalseFriend friend]] to all in [=McDonaldland=].
[=McDonaldland=]!
->'''Ronald [=McDonald=]''': You are a food [[LetsMeetTheMeat food]] that I serve fried to billions worldwide.worldwide. So you had to see [[TheFarmerAndTheViper this]] coming.
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->'''Ronald [=McDonald=]''': You are a food that I serve fried to billions worldwide. So you had to see this coming.
-->--''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', "[[Literature/LesMiserables Les Miserobble robble]]"

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->'''Ronald [=McDonald=]''': You are a food that I serve fried to billions worldwide. So you had to see this coming.
worldwide.
-->--''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', "[[Literature/LesMiserables "[[Film/LesMiserables2012 Les Miserobble robble]]"

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->'''[=McDonald's Employees=]''': By the time this day ends, this one should do nicely. A bird is worth more grilled, than two in the hat.



->'''[=McDonald's=] Employees''': By the time this day ends!
->'''Birdie''': [[BigNo Nooooo!]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', "[[Literature/Les Miserables Les Miserobble robble]]"

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->'''[=McDonald's=] Employees''': By the time this day ends!
->'''Birdie''': [[BigNo Nooooo!]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', "[[Literature/Les Miserables "[[Literature/LesMiserables Les Miserobble robble]]"

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->'''[=McDonald's Employees=]''': By the time this day ends, this one should do nicely. A bird is worth more grilled, than two in the hat.
->'''Birdie''': You are supposed to be a friend to all in [=McDonaldland=].
->'''Ronald [=McDonald=]''': You are a food that I serve fried to billions worldwide. So you had to see this coming.
->'''[=McDonald's=] Employees''': By the time this day ends!
->'''Birdie''': [[BigNo Nooooo!]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', "[[Literature/Les Miserables Les Miserobble robble]]"

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