History Quotes / Baseball

-> It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
-->-- '''A. Bartlett Giamatti'''
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-> Baseball is the hurrah game of the republic! That’s beautiful: the hurrah game! well--it's our game: that's the chief fact in connection with it: America’s game: has the snap, go, fling, of the American atmosphere--belongs as much to our institutions, fits into them as significantly, as our constitutions, laws: is just as important in the sum total of our historic life.

-> '''Marina:''' Baseball is the most contrived artificial sport ever created. Try to throw this ball past that player, but only in this small area... And if she hits it, pick it up and throw it at her, but only if she's stealing a--
->'''Pearl:''' You don't know how to play baseball, do you?
-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''
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-> Baseball is the hurrah game of the republic! That’s beautiful: the hurrah game! well--it's our game: that's the chief fact in connection with it: America’s game: has the snap, go, fling, of the American atmosphere--belongs as much to our institutions, fits into them as significantly, as our constitutions, laws: is just as important in the sum total of our historic life.
-->-- '''Creator/WaltWhitman'''

-> You got nine guys on each side, yeah... You got a pitcher and a catcher. And they throw this ball back and forth. And that's all there is to it?... Oh, all right. A guy from the other side stands between them. With a bat. I see. And he just watches them?... Oh, I see. He swings at it?... He may or he may not swing at it. Depending on what?... "If it looked like it were a ball." Uh, what's a ball, Mr. Doubleday?... You've got this plate. Uh-huh... And as long as it's above the knees, but below the shoulders, it... No, no, go ahead, I'm listening... it's a strike. Three strikes and you're out, and three balls... Not three balls, ''four'' balls. Why four balls, Mr. Doubleday?... Nobody's ever asked you before... Or he may hit it? If he hits it, what happens?... He runs as far as he can, before somebody catches it. As long as it stays what?... As long as it stays ''fair''. And what's fair, Mr. Doubleday?... You've got these two white lines?... Is this a rib? Is this one of the guys in the office? Who is this?
-->-- '''Creator/BobNewhart''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-3sP23BWdU Nobody Will Ever Play Baseball]]"

-> Baseball gets its name from the type of field on which it is played: a baseball field. There are twenty-seven players on each team; however, no more than thirteen are allowed on the field at one time--nine from one team, and from one to four on the other. To make it a fair match, the team with the smaller number of players is allowed to carry clubs. [...] Naturally, both teams occasionally use their fists, but this is usually unnecessary. You see, all players have ingeniously attached sharply-pointed, metal cleats to their shoes. With these, the more experienced players can, with grace and skill, badly lacerate an opponent, yet make it look quite accidental. As you can see, the game is an excellent means for building character and teaching young men good sportsmanship, fair play, and first aid.
-->-- '''Creator/AlfredHitchcock'''

-> Baseball? It's just a game--as simple as a ball and a bat. Yet, as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. It's a sport, business--and sometimes even religion. Baseball is Tradition in flannel knickerbockers. And Chagrin in being picked off base. It is Dignity in the blue serge of an umpire running the game by rule of thumb. It is Humor, holding its sides when an errant puppy eludes two groundskeepers and the fastest outfielder. And Pathos, dragging itself off the field after being knocked from the box.
-->-- '''Ernie Harwell'''

-> Every player in every game is subjected to a cold and ceaseless accounting; no ball is thrown and no base is gained without an instant responding judgment--ball or strike, hit or error, yea or nay--and an ensuing statistic. This encompassing neatness permits the baseball fan, aided by experience and memory, to extract from a box score the same joy, the same hallucinatory reality, that prickles the scalp of a musician when he glances at a page of his score of ''Don Giovanni'' and actually hears bassos and sopranos, woodwinds and violins.
-->-- '''Roger Angell'''

-> Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
-->-- '''Yogi Berra'''

-> You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
-->-- '''Earl Weaver'''

-> More than any other American sport, baseball creates the magnetic, addictive illusion that it can almost be understood.
-->-- '''Thomas Boswell'''

-> Over the years people have said to me, "Isn't it dull covering baseball every day?" My answer used to be "It becomes dull only to dull minds." Today's game is always different from yesterday's gamee.
-->-- '''Red Smith'''

-> Baseball, like life, revolves around anticlimax. That in many ways is the beauty of it. I realize that’s a hard thing to explain to someone who doesn’t love baseball, no, more than hard, it’s an impossible thing to explain because many people want sports to be more than life, they follow sports to jolt them out of the steady rhythms of the shriek of alarm clocks, the monotony of morning meetings, the rush to get our kids to soccer practice by 4 p.m. They want sports to be bigger than life. What’s the point, otherwise? There is nothing in baseball as jarring as a blind-side hit, as jaw-dropping as a perfect alley-oop, as tense and heart-pounding as a breakaway. And the hard thing to explain, the impossible thing, is that many of us love baseball not in spite of these failings but because of them.
-->-- '''Joe Posnanski'''

-> It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops.
-->-- '''A. Bartlett Giamatti'''

-> [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball Football]] is to baseball as blackjack is to bridge. One is the quick jolt. The other the deliberate, slow-paced game of skill.
-->-- '''Vin Scully'''

-> Baseball is as close a liturgical enactment of the WhiteAngloSaxonProtestant myth as the nation has. It is a cerebral game, designed as geometrically as the city of Washington itself, born out of the Enlightenment and the philosophies so beloved of Jefferson, Madison, and Hamilton. It is to games what the ''Federalist Papers'' are to books; orderly, reasoned, judiciously balanced, incorporating segments of violence and collision in a larger plan of rationality, absolutely dependent on an interiorization of public rules.
-->-- '''Michael Novak'''

-> Baseball is better than democracy—at least than democracy as it is practiced in this country—because unlike democracy, baseball acknowledges loss. While conservatives tell you, "Leave things alone and no one will lose," and liberals tell you, "Interfere a lot and no one will lose," baseball says, "Someone will lose." Not only says it—insists upon it! So baseball achieves the tragic vision that democracy evades. Evades and embodies. Democracy's lovely, but baseball's more mature.
-->-- '''Richard Greenberg'''

-> People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
-->-- '''Rogers Hornsby'''

-> In [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball football]], the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack which punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.\\\
In baseball, the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIkqNiBASfI comparing the two sports]]

-> Football is to baseball as blackjack is to bridge. One is the quick jolt. The other the deliberate, slow-paced game of skill.

-> Baseball is the hurrah game of the republic! That’s beautiful: the hurrah game! well—it’s our game: that’s the chief fact in connection with it: America’s game: has the snap, go, fling, of the American atmosphere—belongs as much to our institutions, fits into them as significantly, as our constitutions, laws: is just as important in the sum total of our historic life.

-> Every player in every game is subjected to a cold and ceaseless accounting; no ball is thrown and no base is gained without an instant responding judgment—ball or strike, hit or error, yea or nay—and an ensuing statistic. This encompassing neatness permits the baseball fan, aided by experience and memory, to extract from a box score the same joy, the same hallucinatory reality, that prickles the scalp of a musician when he glances at a page of his score of ''Don Giovanni'' and actually hears bassos and sopranos, woodwinds and violins.

-> Over the years people have said to me, 'Isn't it dull covering baseball every day?' My answer used to be 'It becomes dull only to dull minds.' Today's game is always different from yesterday's gamee.

In baseball, the object is to go home! And to be safe! 'I hope I'll be safe at home!'