History Quotes / AttentionWhore

->'''Gina Linetti''': I take my job very seriously. That's why I'm here right now helping you, and I'm the only one dong it. Or I was, until you insulted me. Now watch me walk away.\\
''[Gina walks out of the room while Terry looks away, guilty]''.\\

->'''Ink''': [[ApocalypseHow/ClassX5 Erasing the Multiverse]] didn't do it for you??

->''"Something I previously didn't mention about [[Theatre/MedievalTimesDinnerAndTournament this show]] is that whenever a knight wins one of the games he's competing in, he gets to take a bunch of flowers back to his section, and throw them at all the lovely maidens! And, you know, it's... kinda fun to get one. […] So, you know, maybe I wanted one! ...Very badly! And I was sitting in the front row, too, so, little hard to ignore all ''this'' happening just a few feet in front of ya'? But the first time our knight rode by with flowers, he just completely ignored me. He wouldn't even look at me! Eh, okay, n-no big deal. He'll see me next time. Second time he came back with flowers, I stood, and waved, and screamed! Yet, he ''still'' would not even look at me. Excuse me! Man pretending to be knight! Maiden in need of flower, right in front of you! By the third time this guy returned with flowers and ''completely'' ignored me, ya' lady was getting rather peeved! So, as he was riding by, I stood up and ''screamed''... "'''YOU SUCK!'''" ''(audience gasps)'' Well, can you blame me? I was vexed! I mean, really, the ''audacity''."''

->'''Elizabeth Swann''': You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of!\\
'''Jack Sparrow''': But you've heard of me.

'''Jack Sparrow''': 'But you've heard of me.'

-->--'''Chris''' to '''Goenitz''', ''Videogame/TheKingOfFightersXV''

->''I won't be ignored anymore. I won't be contained. You'll learn. All of you. You'll learn [[VoluntaryShapeshifting how special I am]]. And you'll be sorry...''
-->--'''Basil Karlo - AKA: Clayface''' ''[[ComicBook/New52 Batman: The Dark Knight #24]] - [[VillainEpisode Captive Audience]]''

->'''Noah:''' Dudes, this is messed. You're singing in a plane.\\

-->--'''[[AIIsACrapshoot S.H.A.R.I.]]''', ''WesternAnimation/WhatsNewScoobyDoo'', "High-Tech House of Horrors"

-->-- '''Chris [=McLean=]''', ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama Action'', "[[Recap/TotalDramaCelebrityManhuntsTDAReunionShow Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special]]"

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama: World Tour''

-->-- '''Chris [=McLean=]''', ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Celebrity Manhunt's TDA Reunion Show''

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-->-- "Wanna Be Famous", by '''Music\VoodooHighway'''

-->-- "When I Grow Up", by '''Music\ThePussycatDolls'''

->You didn't notice me? This handsome... Me! Me! Me!

->In the future, perhaps [[Comicbook/{{Supergirl}} you]] could choose a less destructive manner to beg for attention from your classmates?

->I won't be ignored anymore. I won't be contained. You'll learn. All of you. You'll learn [[VoluntaryShapeshifting how special I am]]. And you'll be sorry...

->''First of all, when she arrived at school, Shinji in tow, she discovered that she was no longer the center of attention, and this inflamed her sensibilities deeply.''

->Batman...Batman...Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a '''bat''' gets all of my press? [[PsychopathicManchild This town needs an enema!]]

->My friends? What world are you living in? [[NietzscheWannabe I don't need friends.]] I need '''fans.'''

''Gina walks out of the room while Terry looks away, guilty''.\\
'''Gina''': ''Bangs on the window'' I said watch me!

->UsefulNotes/NorthKorea is willing to go to any lengths for the whole world to honor its demands of 'Ooh, please pay attention to us.'

-->-- "Wanna Be Famous", by '''Voodoo Highway'''

-->-- "When I Grow Up", by '''The Pussycat Dolls'''

->Look at me!

->'''Player Character:''' I AM paying attention to you…

-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary'''''

->If you go to public lectures, you know there’s always that one person who asks a question at the end. Only it’s not a question: it’s a rambling, meandering monologue. Eventually it hits five minutes and they have seemingly asked just about [[TheBore everything under the sun about pretty much nothing at all]]. The only reason they’ve sat down is they’ve run out of breath. If they had a pull-string on them, you could give it a tug and they’d [[TheThingThatWouldNotLeave spew shit for another five minutes]]. Now you get to enjoy that uncomfortable pause as the rest of the audience and the speakers try desperately hard to work out and salvage something from that pointless intervention. Bottle that train-wreck aesthetic and put it online and you’ve got Schneider’s literary interview series.
-->--'''[[https://tommorris.org/posts/2648 Tom Morris]]''' on Dan Schneider, "Sanger meets Schneider; [[INeedAFreakingDrink I hit the bottle]]"

->Creator/AngelinaJolie may be taking great pains to avoid having to see or speak to her father Jon Voight, but that does little to deter him from trying, using the somewhat unorthodox, bad-grandpa technique of sending messages of love to his daughter, son-in-law, and their pancultural grandchildren through [[StageMom the nearest available red carpet lens.]]
-->--'''''[[http://gawker.com/197377/jon-voight-sends-his-love-to-grandchildren-matrix-uhuru-and-shylock-poubelle Jezebel]]'''''

->In a world where many celebrities have to hide from the paparazzi and fans, it's refreshing to see one that posts his whereabouts on the Internet and begs for company. When Herb Jefferson Jr., "Boomer" from the original ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|1978}}'', comes home from a long day at the autograph booth with 17 dollars, he reads Carlos Mencia's Website/{{Twitter}} and says, 'Man, that's just sad.'

->Is there a division of Animal Control that is able to remove [[WhiteDwarfStarlet reality has-beens who won’t leave]]? I have a [[Series/JonAndKatePlusEight Kate Gosselin]] problem. No matter how often she’s kicked out, Kate keeps coming back with her pups and trying to nest, and it’s becoming a real pain in the ass. I tried searching the Animal Control website, but all I could find was a number for possum extermination (which might work).

->‘Scuse me a moment as I whore myself out to Blog/EquestriaDaily. This’ll get us featured for sure!

->The dumbest and worst among you are probably saying, "Those two made money by doing nothing -- they just knew how to game the system!" They didn't. Heidi and Spencer are DNA swabs that somehow grew to adulthood and escaped the crime lab. Their book makes it clear that all they did was anything and everything to get attention with no foresight or regard to their dignity. Spencer Pratt would put his cock in his own father if he thought it would get his proctologist to ask him to move. And it's strange that I bring up fathers and asses, because Heidi Montag's penis was actually formed from her father's ass tissue. It was an unorthodox procedure, but when the Argentine plastic surgeon with a bag of her father's ass and a gun to his head asked her if she was sure, she replied, "Yay, someone's looking at me!"

->I can't stand this any longer. Somebody please pay attention to me! ''Hello'', pay attention to me! Look at me! I'm Bart, I'm Bart! Look at me, look at me, look at me! ''(waggles tongue)''

->I want to be famous.... I want my name spoken with awe. I want people to throw themselves at my feet!

->I NEED ATTENTION'' '''''TWENTY-FOUR HOURS A DAY!!!'''''''

->PAY ATTENTION TO ME
-->--[[AIIsACrapshoot S.H.A.R.I.]], ''WesternAnimation/WhatsNewScoobyDoo'', "High-Tech House of Horrors"

->I will never get the credit that I deserve for the attention-grabbing things that I do.

->Their dream is to claw their way back to fame no matter what it takes! Cheating! Shameless self promotion! Sabotage! I LOVE THOSE KIDS!

->"Ew! Get off my stage, you're totally like, doing that thing where no one looks at ''me'' anymore!"

->They're vile little creatures who would step on their mother's head to have a hit.
-->-- [[EvenEvilHasStandards The famously frugal and forgiving]] '''Simon Cowell''' on Jedward.

->You know, I bitch all the time about [[Wrestling/TripleH Hunter]], but trust me, that guy has NOTHING on [[Wrestling/HulkHogan Hogan]], who manipulated [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince]] to such a degree that he basically buried two top stars in [[Wrestling/BretHart Hart]] and {{Wrestling/Yokozuna}} just to appease his ego by putting the strap on him once again.\\

In a match he wasn’t even in!
-->--'''''Website/{{WrestleCrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/classic-induction-wrestlemania-9-it-just-doesnt-get-much-crappier-than-this/ "WrestleMania 9 – It Just Doesn’t Get Much Crappier Than This!"]]

->At time of writing, Creator/ShiaLaBeouf is pretending to be crazy, as opposed to just being a tedious bell-end, because he thinks rebranding himself as a pretentious performance artist will make people forget that he's an artless plagiarist with nothing to say, who got famous in those shitty giant robot movies where shapes hit other shapes. Not only is he wrong, but it was painfully apparent what he was doing from the second he sent the first carefully-worded tweet.
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''Smoke and Mirrors & Steven Seagal''

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->My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening.
-->-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth about UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt

->''"Ew! Get off my stage, you're totally like, doing that thing where no one looks at me anymore!"''

->''"Like/share if you agree!"''

->''"'Out of sight, out of mind' is my motto. I [[BeautyIsBad avoid attractive young women]]. I avert my gaze or switch the channel. I've noticed (out of the corner of my eye) that some women do a double take. They're not used to being ignored. Their vanity requires constant reassurance."''
-->--'''Henry Makow''', ''[[http://www.henrymakow.com/2014/12/sex-out-if-sight-out-of-mind.html Sex-Out of Sight Out of Mind?]]''

->''" My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening. "''