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->''Oh, I see. So you think [[UnfortunateImplications just because I'm Chinese, you can get me to do anything]]... Oooooh! Hologram!''

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->''Oh, ->''"Oh, I see. So you think [[UnfortunateImplications just because I'm Chinese, you can get me to do anything]]... Oooooh! Hologram!''Hologram!"''



->''I can’t seem to stop saying things, everything and anything I think and feel.''

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->''I ->''"I can’t seem to stop saying things, everything and anything I think and feel.''"''
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-->--'''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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-->--'''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Fear of Flying"
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->'''Thomas:''' Pay attention, Paxton.\\
'''Paxton:''' I can't help it. Look, there's a duck over there!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'', "The Lost Puff"
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-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Technoblade}}''', "[[https://youtu.be/5MfhpJOkCKc?t=259 Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSIS]]"

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-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Technoblade}}''', '''WebVideo/{{Technoblade}}''', "[[https://youtu.be/5MfhpJOkCKc?t=259 Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSIS]]"

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->I will destroy you. I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved...\\
''[passes by a clothes line with a bra hanging from it]''\\
Brassiere?!\\
''[bursts out laughing]''\\
If there was any proof, in this world [[LampshadeHanging that I have ADD...]]
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''' [[https://youtu.be/i7QkGRl517E?t=1h7m47s playing]] ''VideoGame/UntitledGooseGame''



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->I will destroy you. I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved...\\
''[passes by a clothes line with a bra hanging from it]''\\
Brassiere?!\\
''[bursts out laughing]''\\
If there was any proof, in this world [[LampshadeHanging that I have ADD...]]
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''' [[https://youtu.be/i7QkGRl517E?t=1h7m47s playing]] ''VideoGame/UntitledGooseGame''
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-->-- '''Dug,''' ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}''

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-->-- '''Dug,''' '''Dug''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}''



-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho: TV-movie''

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-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho: TV-movie''
[[Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie The TV Movie]]''



->'''Ted:''' You must have been a terrible student.
->'''Barney:''' They said I had AD... something. Can we have class outside?!
-->--''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "Robin 101"

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->'''Ted:''' You must have been a terrible student.
->'''Barney:'''
student.\\
'''Barney:'''
They said I had AD... something. Can we have class outside?!
-->--''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', -->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "Robin 101"



-->-- ''Series/{{Little Mosque on the Prairie}}'', "Swimming Upstream"

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-->-- ''Series/{{Little Mosque on the Prairie}}'', ''Series/LittleMosqueOnThePrairie'', "Swimming Upstream"



-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}''' [[https://youtu.be/i7QkGRl517E?t=1h7m47s playing]] ''VideoGame/UntitledGooseGame''

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-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}''' '''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''' [[https://youtu.be/i7QkGRl517E?t=1h7m47s playing]] ''VideoGame/UntitledGooseGame''
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->''"Ooh! I just spotted a rare bug!"''
-->--'''[[AnimalLover Merrin]]''', ''VideoGame/FireEmblemEngage''
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''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "[[Recap/TheAmazingWorldOfGumballS3E36TheNobody The Nobody]]"

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''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', -->--''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "[[Recap/TheAmazingWorldOfGumballS3E36TheNobody The Nobody]]"
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->'''Gumball''': I call it, the entertaininator. Its tailored to the modern child's attention span- which happens to be 0.2 seconds. ....Darwin?
->'''Darwin''': What was that? I got distracted by- OH LOOK A SHOE!!
''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "[[Recap/TheAmazingWorldOfGumballS3E36TheNobody The Nobody]]"

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-> '''Chris:''' Cream! Aren't you still mad about-\\
'''Cream:''' I'm only six years old. [[LampshadeHanging I have the attention span of a hamster]], so I've already forgotten why I was angry- OOH A SHINY OBJECT!
-->-- ''WebVideo/SonicF''

->'''Larxene:''' WHEEEEEEEEE! RANDOM KILLING!\\
'''Ansem:''' Awww crap. Look, a quarter.\\
'''Larxene:''' WHEEEEEEEEE! A QUARTER!
-->-- ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort''

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-> '''Chris:''' Cream! Aren't you still mad about-\\
'''Cream:''' I'm
[[foldercontrol]]
[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
->''"Ooh! A fire engine!"''
-->--'''Elsie''', ''Manga/TheWorldGodOnlyKnows''
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
->''"[Cleaning up her apartment] should've
only six years old. [[LampshadeHanging I have the attention span of taken an hour, two hours max, but [[VideoGame/Splatoon2 Pearl]] had always had a hamster]], so I've already forgotten why I was angry- OOH A SHINY OBJECT!
hard time focusing when doing chores, as she constantly found ways to get distracted every ten seconds."''
-->-- ''WebVideo/SonicF''

->'''Larxene:''' WHEEEEEEEEE! RANDOM KILLING!\\
'''Ansem:''' Awww crap. Look, a quarter.\\
'''Larxene:''' WHEEEEEEEEE! A QUARTER!
''Fanfic/IveGotYourBack'', Chapter 6
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
->''"SQUIRREL!"''
-->-- ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort''
'''Dug,''' ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]



-->--'''Chinese Car Repairman''', ''Film/AreWeThereYet''

->''Wow. I wonder if sending it off to a large gathering of natural predators, with a volatile female escort, is not, in fact, a shortcut to a hideous death... Wow! That cloud looks almost like an oak tree!''
-->-- ''[[http://thebunnysystem.com/?stripID=724 The Bunny System]]''

->'''Abe:''' My friend has ADD, and everyone at school treats him like some kinda leper!\\
'''Tom Green:''' Well, that's discrimination! [[IResembleThatRemark Hey, do you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh''

->"So I guess what I'm trying to say is PLASTIC BAG PLASTIC BAG PLASTIC BAG..."
-->-- '''Tom Green''', ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh''

->'''Ryuk:''' ...now what you need to know about the Shinigami eye deal is...\\
'''Light:''' ''...shoes... I need to get shoes...''
-->-- ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv''

->'''Kin''': The multiverse is predominantly evil.\\
'''Forgrath''': What? I was always taught that good and evil are balanced.\\
'''Kin''': Nope. Evil is winning.\\
'''Minmax''': Really? That's awful. Is there nothing we can do to...\\
'''Minmax''': ''Hey look!'' There's a version of me with a cool ''hat''!
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}'', [[http://www.goblinscomic.com/02182011-2/ Feb 18, 2011 strip]].

->''"As far as I'm aware, most of Spacebattles has ADOS: Attention Deficit OOOH SHINEY!"''
-->--'''[=CKirk=]''', ''Website/SpaceBattlesDotCom''

-> ''Another Cherished Idol profaned! Such sacrilege has become commonplace with the recent glut of the Underlings. It would bring a tear to my eye if I were not so clearly fit to be tied with these hyperactive mannerisms and severe attention deficit oh my god look a bug.''
-->-- '''NPC in The Land of Wind and Shade''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

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-->--'''Chinese Car -->--'''Car Repairman''', ''Film/AreWeThereYet''

->''Wow. I wonder if sending it off to a large gathering of natural predators, with a volatile female escort, is not, in fact, a shortcut to a hideous death... Wow! That cloud looks almost like an oak tree!''
-->-- ''[[http://thebunnysystem.com/?stripID=724 The Bunny System]]''

->'''Abe:''' My friend has ADD, and everyone at school treats him like some kinda leper!\\
'''Tom Green:''' Well, that's discrimination! [[IResembleThatRemark Hey, do you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh''

->"So I guess what
->'''Su-Chin:''' I'm trying to say is PLASTIC BAG PLASTIC BAG PLASTIC BAG..."
-->-- '''Tom Green''', ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh''

->'''Ryuk:''' ...now what you need to know about the Shinigami eye deal is...
having a little trouble concentrating.\\
'''Light:''' ''...shoes... '''Juno:''' Oh, well I need could sell you some of my Adderall if you want.\\
'''Su-Chin:''' No thanks, I'm off pills.\\
'''Juno:''' That's a wise choice, because I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "Blah, I am a Kracken from the sea!"\\
'''Su-Chin:''' I heard that was you.
-->-- ''Film/{{Juno}}''

->''I can’t seem
to get shoes...stop saying things, everything and anything I think and feel.''
-->-- ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv''

->'''Kin''': The multiverse
'''Maria''', ''Film/TheSoundOfMusic''
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[[folder:Literature]]
->''I can make something like this, which
is predominantly evil.\\
'''Forgrath''': What?
brilliant, then I was always taught that good go and evil are balanced.\\
'''Kin''': Nope. Evil is winning.\\
'''Minmax''': Really? That's awful. Is there nothing we can do to...\\
'''Minmax''': ''Hey look!'' There's a version of me with a cool ''hat''!
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}'', [[http://www.goblinscomic.com/02182011-2/ Feb 18, 2011 strip]].

->''"As far as I'm aware, most of Spacebattles has ADOS: Attention Deficit OOOH SHINEY!"''
-->--'''[=CKirk=]''', ''Website/SpaceBattlesDotCom''

-> ''Another Cherished Idol profaned! Such sacrilege has become commonplace with the recent glut of the Underlings. It would bring a tear
dismantle my fricking hoverboard to my eye if get parts for a project I were not so clearly fit to be tied with these hyperactive mannerisms and severe attention deficit oh my god look a bug.never even finish. Idiot.''
-->--'''[[GadgeteerGenius Kid Win]]''' lamenting his Attention Deficit Disorder, ''Literature/{{Worm}}''
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->'''The Doctor:''' ''(recalling Gallifrey)'' A meteor storm... t-the sky above us was ''dancing'' with lights! Purple, green, brilliant yellow... ''yes!''\\
'''Grace:''' What?\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[MemeticMutation These shoes!]] ''(stomps the ground happily)'' They fit ''perfectly!''
-->-- '''NPC in The Land of Wind and Shade''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
''Series/DoctorWho: TV-movie''

->''[[BuffySpeak A big flashy-lighty thing]], that's what brought me here! Big flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them! Not actually, but give me time. [[LiteralMinded And a crayon.]]''
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWho2010CSAChristmasCarol A Christmas Carol]]"

->''"Do you have something shiny Jason can play with?"''
-->-- '''Eleanor''', ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', "[[Recap/TheGoodPlaceS2E03TeamCockroach Team Cockroach]]"



->''Ron and Diane, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. . . Do you hear that bird?''
-->-- '''Andy Dwyer''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

->'''Stiles:''' What did you find? How did you find it? ''Where'' did you find it? And yes, I've had a lot of Adderall, so.\\
'''Scott:''' I found something at Derek Hale's.\\
'''Stiles:''' Are you kidding? What?\\
'''Scott:''' There's something buried there, I could smell blood.\\
'''Stiles:''' That's awesome! I mean, that's terrible. Whose blood?
-->-- ''Series/TeenWolf''

->'''Police Captain:''' Alright, [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep WinoBot]]...\\
'''Winobot:''' Call me Duncan, alright?\\
'''Police Captain:''' Alright, Duncan...\\
'''Winobot:''' Man, who the hell is Duncan?!
-->-- ''Series/WonderShowzen'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67YfJyc_rew WinoBot]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]



->''"Look! Over there - a Snotling showing its arse!"''
-->-- Description of "Easily Distracted" trait, ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammer''

->I will destroy you. I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved...\\
''[passes by a clothes line with a bra hanging from it]''\\
Brassiere?!\\
''[bursts out laughing]''\\
If there was any proof, in this world [[LampshadeHanging that I have ADD...]]
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}''' [[https://youtu.be/i7QkGRl517E?t=1h7m47s playing]] ''VideoGame/UntitledGooseGame''

->''I will CRUSH and DESTROY and...oooh, shiny.''
-->--'''Orc joke''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
->''"Hey fellas! ''[He notices their card game]'' Ooh, deal me in, I love rummy! Wait, no, I'm going to murder everyone. Rain check!"''
-->-- '''N''', ''WebAnimation/MurderDrones'', "[[Recap/MurderDronesPilot Pilot]]"
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
->''"Could you sorta fast forward to the point? I have what doctors call a short attention sp--ooh! Something shiny!"''
-->-- '''Fighter''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'', [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/10/03/episode-083-a-shout-out-to-all-you-web-heads-out-there/ Episode 083]]

->'''Larxene:''' WHEEEEEEEEE! RANDOM KILLING!\\
'''Ansem:''' Awww crap. Look, a quarter.\\
'''Larxene:''' WHEEEEEEEEE! A QUARTER!
-->-- ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort''

->'''Kin''': The multiverse is predominantly evil.\\
'''Forgrath''': What? I was always taught that good and evil are balanced.\\
'''Kin''': Nope. Evil is winning.\\
'''Minmax''': Really? That's awful. Is there nothing we can do to...\\
'''Minmax''': ''Hey look!'' There's a version of me with a cool ''hat''!
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}'', [[http://www.goblinscomic.com/02182011-2/ Feb 18, 2011 strip]].

-> ''Another Cherished Idol profaned! Such sacrilege has become commonplace with the recent glut of the Underlings. It would bring a tear to my eye if I were not so clearly fit to be tied with these hyperactive mannerisms and severe attention deficit oh my god look a bug.''
-->-- '''NPC in The Land of Wind and Shade''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->''Metallic metaphors work best on [[TheBigGuy Nick]]. Iron sinews... heart of gold... mind like a steel anvil... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick attention span of lawrencium-258]].''
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
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[[folder:Web Original]]
->'''Ryuk:''' ...now what you need to know about the Shinigami eye deal is...\\
'''Light:''' ''...shoes... I need to get shoes...''
-->-- ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv''



->''"Ooh, shiny! Shinyshinyshinyshinymine!"''
-->--'''LetsPlay/RoahmMythril'''

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->''"Ooh, shiny! Shinyshinyshinyshinymine!"''
-->--'''LetsPlay/RoahmMythril'''
->''"As far as I'm aware, most of Spacebattles has ADOS: Attention Deficit OOOH SHINEY!"''
-->--'''[=CKirk=]''', ''Website/SpaceBattlesDotCom''

->'''thatadhdfeel''': OH FUCK APPARENTLY IT'S ADHD AWARENESS MONTH https://adhdawarenessmonth.org/
->'''arachno-capitalism''': Not to be That Girl but not realizing this until halfway through ADHD awareness month is like the most [=ADHDmeta=] thing I've ever seen\\
'''themarchrabbit''': We have an awareness month?\\
'''squeeful''': shit, it's may?
-->--Website/{{Tumblr}} reblog chain
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[[folder:Web Video]]
-> ''"The art assets look like they were done in watercolor, with some obvious attention to detail. They've got wonderful textures and design, that make it all feel like effort and skill was placed into every single- ANUS!!"''[[labelnote:*]]Actually a cloaca.[[/labelnote]]
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Rerez}} Shane]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmJaTyVx9eA Chicken Shoot - Worst Game On Wii - Just Bad Games]]''

-> '''Chris:''' Cream! Aren't you still mad about-\\
'''Cream:''' I'm only six years old. [[LampshadeHanging I have the attention span of a hamster]], so I've already forgotten why I was angry- OOH A SHINY OBJECT!
-->-- ''WebVideo/SonicF''

->''"I try to raise my shield, but I accidentally uh... shear the ground, or whatever you call this mechanic, all I know is that I clearly did not take my ADHD-medicine this morning, because I immediately become distracted, and completely forget about the duel for about ten seconds. But then I remember, oh right, 100,000 dollars, and go back in for the kill."''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Technoblade}}''', "[[https://youtu.be/5MfhpJOkCKc?t=259 Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSIS]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
->'''Abe:''' My friend has ADD, and everyone at school treats him like some kinda leper!\\
'''Tom Green:''' Well, that's discrimination! [[IResembleThatRemark Hey, do you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh''

->"So I guess what I'm trying to say is PLASTIC BAG PLASTIC BAG PLASTIC BAG..."
-->-- '''Tom Green''', ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh''

-> ''I've met squirrels with longer attention spans!''
-->--'''Lee Ping''' on the Skater Clique, ''WesternAnimation/{{Detentionaire}}''

->''Yeah, sort of in the middle of something here! It happened two seconds ago... you probably forgot.''
-->-- Also '''Lee Ping''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Detentionaire}}''

->'''Revvit''': This hive is a treasure trove of spare parts! There's a drive train, bolts and ''[gasps]'' Look! A whole pile of prevailing torque nuts!\\
'''Ty''': Rev. Focus!\\
'''Revvit''': You focus! I'm shopping!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DinoTrux''', "Scraptors"

->''No, I do'' not ''think I am easily distracted -- [[IResembleThatRemark hmmm...interesting]].''
-->--'''Reed Richards''', ''WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes'', "[[Recap/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroesZonedOut Zoned Out]]"

-> ''Fluttershy! I'll never forget you! ''(a balloon floats by)'' Ooh! Something floaty! La la la la...''
-->-- '''Pinkie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->'''Luz:''' Hey, why do they call you the Owl Lady, anyway?\\
'''Eda:''' [[TheOwlKnowingOne 'Cause I'm so wise.]]\\
'''Hooty:''' 'Cause she coughs up rat bones.\\
'''King:''' I think it's 'cause she gets distracted by shiny objects.\\
'''Eda:''' No, I don't -- ''(King takes out a pen with a glowing top)'' -- It sparkles and shimmers. It shines and delights. ''I must have it for my nest.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'', "[[Recap/TheOwlHouseS1E4TheIntruder The Intruder]]"




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%%What episode was this from?



-->--'''Homer Simpson''' (again), ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->'''Stiles:''' What did you find? How did you find it? ''Where'' did you find it? And yes, I've had a lot of Adderall, so.\\
'''Scott:''' I found something at Derek Hale's.\\
'''Stiles:''' Are you kidding? What?\\
'''Scott:''' There's something buried there, I could smell blood.\\
'''Stiles:''' That's awesome! I mean, that's terrible. Whose blood?
-->-- ''Series/TeenWolf''

->''"SQUIRREL!"''
-->-- '''Dug,''' ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}''

->''"Ooh! A fire engine!"''
-->--'''Elsie''', ''Manga/TheWorldGodOnlyKnows''

->''I can make something like this, which is brilliant, then I go and dismantle my fricking hoverboard to get parts for a project I never even finish. Idiot.''
-->--'''[[GadgeteerGenius Kid Win]]''' lamenting his Attention Deficit Disorder, ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->''I will CRUSH and DESTROY and...oooh, shiny.''
-->--'''Orc joke''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''

->''No, I do'' not ''think I am easily distracted -- [[IResembleThatRemark hmmm...interesting]].''
-->--'''Reed Richards''', ''WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes'', "[[Recap/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroesZonedOut Zoned Out]]"

-> ''I've met squirrels with longer attention spans!''
-->--'''Lee Ping''' on the Skater Clique, ''WesternAnimation/{{Detentionaire}}''

->''Yeah, sort of in the middle of something here! It happened two seconds ago... you probably forgot.''
-->-- Also '''Lee Ping''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Detentionaire}}''

->''Ron and Diane, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. . . Do you hear that bird?''
-->-- '''Andy Dwyer''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

->'''Revvit''': This hive is a treasure trove of spare parts! There's a drive train, bolts and ''[gasps]'' Look! A whole pile of prevailing torque nuts!
->'''Ty''': Rev. Focus!
->'''Revvit''': You focus! I'm shopping!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DinoTrux''', "Scraptors"

-> ''Fluttershy! I'll never forget you! ''(a balloon floats by)'' Ooh! Something floaty! La la la la...''
-->-- '''Pinkie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->'''The Doctor:''' ''(recalling Gallifrey)'' A meteor storm... t-the sky above us was ''dancing'' with lights! Purple, green, brilliant yellow... ''yes!''\\
'''Grace:''' What?\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[MemeticMutation These shoes!]] ''(stomps the ground happily)'' They fit ''perfectly!''
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho: TV-movie''

->''[[BuffySpeak A big flashy-lighty thing]], that's what brought me here! Big flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them! Not actually, but give me time. [[LiteralMinded And a crayon.]]''
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "A Christmas Carol"

->'''Su-Chin:''' I'm having a little trouble concentrating.\\
'''Juno:''' Oh, well I could sell you some of my Adderall if you want.\\
'''Su-Chin:''' No thanks, I'm off pills.\\
'''Juno:''' That's a wise choice, because I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "Blah, I am a Kracken from the sea!"\\
'''Su-Chin:''' I heard that was you.
-->-- ''Film/{{Juno}}''

->''I can’t seem to stop saying things, everything and anything I think and feel.''
-->-- '''Maria''', ''Film/TheSoundOfMusic''

->''Metallic metaphors work best on [[TheBigGuy Nick]]. Iron sinews... heart of gold... mind like a steel anvil... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick attention span of lawrencium-258]].''
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->I will destroy you. I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved...
->''[passes by a clothes line with a bra hanging from it]''
->Brassiere?!
->''[bursts out laughing]''
->If there was any proof, in this world [[LampshadeHanging that I have ADD...]]
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}''' [[https://youtu.be/i7QkGRl517E?t=1h7m47s playing]] ''VideoGame/UntitledGooseGame''

->'''thatadhdfeel''': OH FUCK APPARENTLY IT'S ADHD AWARENESS MONTH https://adhdawarenessmonth.org/\\
'''arachno-capitalism''': Not to be That Girl but not realizing this until halfway through ADHD awareness month is like the most [=ADHDmeta=] thing I've ever seen\\
'''themarchrabbit''': We have an awareness month?\\
'''squeeful''': shit, it's may?
-->--Website/{{Tumblr}} reblog chain

-> ''"The art assets look like they were done in watercolor, with some obvious attention to detail. They've got wonderful textures and design, that make it all feel like effort and skill was placed into every single- ANUS!!"''[[labelnote:*]]Actually a cloaca.[[/labelnote]]
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Rerez}} Shane]],''' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmJaTyVx9eA Chicken Shoot - Worst Game On Wii - Just Bad Games]]''

->''"I try to raise my shield, but I accidentally uh... shear the ground, or whatever you call this mechanic, all I know is that I clearly did not take my ADHD-medicine this morning, because I immediately become distracted, and completely forget about the duel for about ten seconds. But then I remember, oh right, 100,000 dollars, and go back in for the kill."''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Technoblade}}''', "[[https://youtu.be/5MfhpJOkCKc?t=259 Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSIS]]"

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-->--'''Homer Simpson''' (again), ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->'''Stiles:''' What did you find? How did you find it? ''Where'' did you find it? And yes, I've had a lot of Adderall, so.\\
'''Scott:''' I found something at Derek Hale's.\\
'''Stiles:''' Are you kidding? What?\\
'''Scott:''' There's something buried there, I could smell blood.\\
'''Stiles:''' That's awesome! I mean, that's terrible. Whose blood?
-->-- ''Series/TeenWolf''

->''"SQUIRREL!"''
-->-- '''Dug,''' ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}''

->''"Ooh! A fire engine!"''
-->--'''Elsie''', ''Manga/TheWorldGodOnlyKnows''

->''I can make something like this, which is brilliant, then I go and dismantle my fricking hoverboard to get parts for a project I never even finish. Idiot.''
-->--'''[[GadgeteerGenius Kid Win]]''' lamenting his Attention Deficit Disorder, ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->''I will CRUSH and DESTROY and...oooh, shiny.''
-->--'''Orc joke''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''

->''No, I do'' not ''think I am easily distracted -- [[IResembleThatRemark hmmm...interesting]].''
-->--'''Reed Richards''', ''WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes'', "[[Recap/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroesZonedOut Zoned Out]]"

-> ''I've met squirrels with longer attention spans!''
-->--'''Lee Ping''' on the Skater Clique, ''WesternAnimation/{{Detentionaire}}''

->''Yeah, sort of in the middle of something here! It happened two seconds ago... you probably forgot.''
-->-- Also '''Lee Ping''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Detentionaire}}''

->''Ron and Diane, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. . . Do you hear that bird?''
-->-- '''Andy Dwyer''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

->'''Revvit''': This hive is a treasure trove of spare parts! There's a drive train, bolts and ''[gasps]'' Look! A whole pile of prevailing torque nuts!
->'''Ty''': Rev. Focus!
->'''Revvit''': You focus! I'm shopping!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DinoTrux''', "Scraptors"

-> ''Fluttershy! I'll never forget you! ''(a balloon floats by)'' Ooh! Something floaty! La la la la...''
-->-- '''Pinkie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->'''The Doctor:''' ''(recalling Gallifrey)'' A meteor storm... t-the sky above us
Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
%%What episode
was ''dancing'' with lights! Purple, green, brilliant yellow... ''yes!''\\
'''Grace:''' What?\\
'''The Doctor:''' [[MemeticMutation These shoes!]] ''(stomps the ground happily)'' They fit ''perfectly!''
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho: TV-movie''

->''[[BuffySpeak A big flashy-lighty thing]], that's what brought me here! Big flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them! Not actually, but give me time. [[LiteralMinded And a crayon.]]''
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "A Christmas Carol"

->'''Su-Chin:''' I'm having a little trouble concentrating.\\
'''Juno:''' Oh, well I could sell you some of my Adderall if you want.\\
'''Su-Chin:''' No thanks, I'm off pills.\\
'''Juno:''' That's a wise choice, because I knew
this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "Blah, I am a Kracken from the sea!"\\
'''Su-Chin:''' I heard that was you.
-->-- ''Film/{{Juno}}''

->''I can’t seem to stop saying things, everything and anything I think and feel.''
-->-- '''Maria''', ''Film/TheSoundOfMusic''

->''Metallic metaphors work best on [[TheBigGuy Nick]]. Iron sinews... heart of gold... mind like a steel anvil... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick attention span of lawrencium-258]].''
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->I will destroy you. I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved...
->''[passes by a clothes line with a bra hanging from it]''
->Brassiere?!
->''[bursts out laughing]''
->If there was any proof, in this world [[LampshadeHanging that I have ADD...]]
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}''' [[https://youtu.be/i7QkGRl517E?t=1h7m47s playing]] ''VideoGame/UntitledGooseGame''

->'''thatadhdfeel''': OH FUCK APPARENTLY IT'S ADHD AWARENESS MONTH https://adhdawarenessmonth.org/\\
'''arachno-capitalism''': Not to be That Girl but not realizing this until halfway through ADHD awareness month is like the most [=ADHDmeta=] thing I've ever seen\\
'''themarchrabbit''': We have an awareness month?\\
'''squeeful''': shit, it's may?
-->--Website/{{Tumblr}} reblog chain

-> ''"The art assets look like they were done in watercolor, with some obvious attention to detail. They've got wonderful textures and design, that make it all feel like effort and skill was placed into every single- ANUS!!"''[[labelnote:*]]Actually a cloaca.[[/labelnote]]
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Rerez}} Shane]],''' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmJaTyVx9eA Chicken Shoot - Worst Game On Wii - Just Bad Games]]''

->''"I try to raise my shield, but I accidentally uh... shear the ground, or whatever you call this mechanic, all I know is that I clearly did not take my ADHD-medicine this morning, because I immediately become distracted, and completely forget about the duel for about ten seconds. But then I remember, oh right, 100,000 dollars, and go back in for the kill."''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Technoblade}}''', "[[https://youtu.be/5MfhpJOkCKc?t=259 Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSIS]]"
one from, too?



-->-- '''Terry''', ''WesternAnimation/SolarOpposites'', "The Rad Awesome Terrific Ray"

->'''Luz:''' Hey, why do they call you the Owl Lady, anyway?\\
'''Eda:''' 'Cause I'm so wise.\\
'''Hooty:''' 'Cause she coughs up rat bones.\\
'''King:''' I think it's 'cause she gets distracted by shiny objects.\\
'''Eda:''' No, I don't -- ''(King takes out a pen with a glowing top)'' -- It sparkles and shimmers. It shines and delights. ''I must have it for my nest.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'', "The Intruder"

->''"Could you sorta fast forward to the point? I have what doctors call a short attention sp--ooh! Something shiny!"''
-->-- '''Fighter''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'', [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/10/03/episode-083-a-shout-out-to-all-you-web-heads-out-there/ Episode 083]]

->'''Police Captain:''' Alright, [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep WinoBot]]...\\
'''Winobot:''' Call me Duncan, alright?\\
'''Police Captain:''' Alright, Duncan...\\
'''Winobot:''' Man, who the hell is Duncan?!
-->-- ''Series/WonderShowzen'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67YfJyc_rew "WinoBot"]]

->''"Look! Over there - a Snotling showing its arse!"''
-->-- Description of "Easily Distracted" trait, ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammer''

->''"Do you have something shiny Jason can play with?"''
-->-- '''Eleanor''', ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', "Team Cockroach"

->''"Hey fellas! ''[He notices their card game]'' Ooh, deal me in, I love rummy! Wait, no, I'm going to murder everyone. Rain check!"''
-->-- '''N''', ''WebAnimation/MurderDrones'', "[[Recap/MurderDronesPilot Pilot]]"

to:

-->-- '''Terry''', ''WesternAnimation/SolarOpposites'', "The "[[Recap/SolarOppositesS2E5TheRadAwesomeTerrificRay The Rad Awesome Terrific Ray"

->'''Luz:''' Hey, why do they call you the Owl Lady, anyway?\\
'''Eda:''' 'Cause I'm so wise.\\
'''Hooty:''' 'Cause she coughs up rat bones.\\
'''King:'''
Ray]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Miscellaneous]]
->''Wow.
I think it's 'cause she gets distracted by shiny objects.\\
'''Eda:''' No, I don't -- ''(King takes out
wonder if sending it off to a pen large gathering of natural predators, with a glowing top)'' -- It sparkles and shimmers. It shines and delights. ''I must have it for my nest.''
volatile female escort, is not, in fact, a shortcut to a hideous death... Wow! That cloud looks almost like an oak tree!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'', "The Intruder"

->''"Could you sorta fast forward to the point? I have what doctors call a short attention sp--ooh! Something shiny!"''
-->-- '''Fighter''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'', [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/10/03/episode-083-a-shout-out-to-all-you-web-heads-out-there/ Episode 083]]

->'''Police Captain:''' Alright, [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep WinoBot]]...\\
'''Winobot:''' Call me Duncan, alright?\\
'''Police Captain:''' Alright, Duncan...\\
'''Winobot:''' Man, who the hell is Duncan?!
-->-- ''Series/WonderShowzen'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67YfJyc_rew "WinoBot"]]

->''"Look! Over there - a Snotling showing its arse!"''
-->-- Description of "Easily Distracted" trait, ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammer''

->''"Do you have something shiny Jason can play with?"''
-->-- '''Eleanor''', ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', "Team Cockroach"

->''"Hey fellas! ''[He notices their card game]'' Ooh, deal me in, I love rummy! Wait, no, I'm going to murder everyone. Rain check!"''
-->-- '''N''', ''WebAnimation/MurderDrones'', "[[Recap/MurderDronesPilot Pilot]]"
''[[http://thebunnysystem.com/?stripID=724 The Bunny System]]''

->''"Ooh, shiny! Shinyshinyshinyshinymine!"''
-->--'''LetsPlay/RoahmMythril'''
[[/folder]]
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-->-- '''N''', ''WebAnimation/MurderDrones'', "[[Recap/MurderDronesPilot Pilot]]"
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'''Eda:''' No, I don't -- ''(King takes out a pen with a glowing top)'' -- It sparkles and shimmers. It shines and delights. I must have it for my nest.

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'''Eda:''' No, I don't -- ''(King takes out a pen with a glowing top)'' -- It sparkles and shimmers. It shines and delights. I ''I must have it for my nest.''
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->''"Do you have something shiny Jason can play with?"''
-->-- '''Eleanor''', ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', "Team Cockroach"
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', 5F23 "The Joy of Sect"

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', 5F23 "The "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E13TheJoyOfSect The Joy of Sect"
Sect]]"



-->--'''Homer Simpson''' (again), ''TheSimpsons''

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-->--'''Homer Simpson''' (again), ''TheSimpsons''
''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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->''"Look! Over there - a Snotling showing its arse!"''
-->-- Description of "Easily Distracted" trait, ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammer''
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-->--'''CKirk''', ''Website/SpaceBattlesDotCom''

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-->--'''CKirk''', -->--'''[=CKirk=]''', ''Website/SpaceBattlesDotCom''
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->'''Police Captain:''' Alright, [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep WinoBot]]...
->'''WinoBot:''' Call me Duncan, alright?
->'''Police Captain:''' Alright, Duncan...
->'''WinoBot:''' Man, who the hell is Duncan?!

to:

->'''Police Captain:''' Alright, [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep WinoBot]]...
->'''WinoBot:'''
WinoBot]]...\\
'''Winobot:'''
Call me Duncan, alright?
->'''Police
alright?\\
'''Police
Captain:''' Alright, Duncan...
->'''WinoBot:'''
Duncan...\\
'''Winobot:'''
Man, who the hell is Duncan?!
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'''WinoBot:''' Call me Duncan, alright?\\
'''Police Captain:''' Alright, Duncan...\\
'''WinoBot:''' Man, who the hell is Duncan?!

to:

'''WinoBot:''' ->'''WinoBot:''' Call me Duncan, alright?\\
'''Police
alright?
->'''Police
Captain:''' Alright, Duncan...\\
'''WinoBot:'''
Duncan...
->'''WinoBot:'''
Man, who the hell is Duncan?!
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'''WinoBot:''' Call me Duncan, alright?
'''Police Captain:''' Alright, Duncan...

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'''WinoBot:''' Call me Duncan, alright?
alright?\\
'''Police Captain:''' Alright, Duncan...\\
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->'''Police Captain:''' Alright, [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep WinoBot]]...
'''WinoBot:''' Call me Duncan, alright?
'''Police Captain:''' Alright, Duncan...
'''WinoBot:''' Man, who the hell is Duncan?!
-->-- ''Series/WonderShowzen'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67YfJyc_rew "WinoBot"]]

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