History Quotes / AssholeVictim

-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CofZ7xjGyI8 Jurassic World, Jurassic Values]]''

-->-- Creator/{{Disney}}'s [[https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/The_Little_House 1952 adaptation]] of ''Literature/TheLittleHouse''

'''Lois:''' Well, yeah. But who'd be crazy enough to try?

-->-- '''Carl Lee Hailey''', ''Film/ATimeToKill''

-->--'''Rorschach''', ''{{Film/Watchmen}}''

'''Haley''': Yeah, that was before I remembered that everyone I grew up with is an asshole.

->''If you searched into the lives of some of these victims, you would find out that they they, themselves were the cause of their very deaths. In those cases, the so-called "victim," at some earlier time played some part in the creation of their "killer."''

->''As a former nun, Lily would normally have been appalled by [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique such measures]]. But ever since she had been tied to that post by the Black Dogs to be fed to the demons... it was hard to be sympathetic to her fellow man.''

->'''Film/JamesBond''': You live well, Scaramanga.\\
'''Francisco Scaramanga''': At a million dollars a contract, [[EvilPaysBetter I can afford to, Mr. Bond]]. You work for peanuts. A hearty "Well done!" from Her Majesty the Queen and a pittance of a pension. [[NotSoDifferentRemark Apart from that, we are the same]]. To us, Mr. Bond. [[WorthyOpponent We are the best.]]\\
'''Bond:'''There's a useful four-letter word, [[ShutUpHannibal and you're full of it]]. When I kill, it's on the specific orders of my government. [[PayEvilUntoEvil And those I kill are themselves killers]].\\

'''Luke:''' The kind of boy whose decease is hardly to be regretted."

-->-- ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammerII'' Description of the "Malus in Underworld" trait gained when defeating '''Literature/MalusDarkblade''' in combat.

-->-- ''VisualNovel/VeilOfSecrets'', regarding the death of [[spoiler: Bryce Sterling]].

->''Anyone might have killed him! I wish ''I'd'' killed him!''

'''Jack:''' I MEAN, WHAT '' SPECIFICALLY?!''

'''Jack:''' I MEAN, WHAT '' SPECIFICALLY?!''\\

-->-- Creator/{{Disney}}'s [[https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/The_Little_House 1952 adaptation]] of ''Literature/TheLittleHouse1942''

-->-- ''Webcomic/BassLegends'', [[http://basslegends.smackjeeves.com/comics/759126/made-him-cry/ Page 92]]

-->-- '''Creator/MikeMattei''' on ''Film/{{Python}}''

-->-- Creator/{{Disney}}'s [[https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/The_Little_House 1952 adaptation]] of ''[[Literature/TheLittleHouse1942 The Little House]]''

->''[[TwentyMinutesWithJerks If you're gonna spend all that time setting up some douchebag]], he needs to die horribly.''

->'''Suspect:''' [SUSPECT] and I spent the entire evening together in the [ROOM]. So, as much as I wanted to see [VICTIM] dead, I just didn't have the opportunity. Now, why don't you just cross my name off your silly little suspect list and go pester someone else."\\
"[SUSPECT] and I spent the entire evening together in the [ROOM]. Of course it comes as no surprise that you would suspect me. I'm sure the others have told you how much I hated [VICTIM]. But just try to prove that I did it--just try!\\

->''"[SUSPECT] and I spent the entire evening together in the [ROOM]. So, as much as I wanted to see [VICTIM] dead, I just didn't have the opportunity. Now, why don't you just cross my name off your silly little suspect list and go pester someone else."\\
"[SUSPECT] and I spent the entire evening together in the [ROOM]. Of course it comes as no surprise that you would suspect me. I'm sure the others have told you how much I hated [VICTIM]. But just try to prove that I did it--just try!"\\
"I spent the entire evening with [SUSPECT] in the [ROOM]. But let me tell you that I'm glad [VICTIM] was murdered. Life will be just a little more pleasant for all of us now."\\
"I spent the entire evening alone in the [ROOM]. But just because I was alone, and just because everyone knows I hated [VICTIM] is no reason to single me out. Is it, inspector?"\\
"[SUSPECT] and I spent the entire evening together in the [ROOM]. Of course we both despised [VICTIM]--but then, so did everyone else in the house. Frankly, I think you should just leave well enough alone."''

->''"I spent the entire evening with [SUSPECT] in the [ROOM]. And frankly, inspector, I'm relieved to have such an ironclad alibi. There are a lot of people in this house who would tell you I wanted [VICTIM] dead."\\
"[SUSPECT] and I spent the entire evening together in the [ROOM]. So, as much as I wanted to see [VICTIM] dead, I just didn't have the opportunity. Now, why don't you just cross my name off your silly little suspect list and go pester someone else."\\
"[SUSPECT 1] and I spent the entire evening together in the [ROOM]. Far be it from me to meddle in your affairs, inspector, but I really think you should question [SUSPECT 2]. Why just the other day [SUSPECT 2] told me that [VICTIM] would be better off dead"\\

-->-- '''Some of the possible responses to questioning''', ''Sleuth ([[UsefulNotes/DosBox MS-DOS]])

-->-- '''Havia''', ''LightNovel/HeavyObject''