History Quotes / AlfredsPlayhouse

->'''''[[SuddenlyShouting BUT]][[BreakTheCutie -THEY!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis HAVE]][[VillainousBsod -TO!]] [[IJustWantToBeLoved LOVE!]] ''[[VillainousBreakdown MEEEEEE]][[TheScream EEEEEEEE]][[SkywardScream EEEEEEEE]][[OverlyLongScream EEEEEE]][[HellIsThatNoise EEEE]][[SensoryAbuse EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!]]'''

-->--Alfred Alfer having a psychotic breakdown.

->'''''[[SuddenlyShouting BUT]][[BreakTheCutie -THEY!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis HAVE]][[VillainousBsod -TO!]] [[IJustWantToBeLoved LOVE!]] ''[[VillainousBreakdown MEEEEEE]][[TheScream EEEEEEEE]][[SkywardScream EEEEEEEE]][[OverlyLongScream EEEEEE]][[HellIsThatNoise EEEE]][[SensoryAbuse EEEEEEE!!!!]]'''.

->'''''[[SuddenlyShouting BUT]][[BreakTheCutie -THEY!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis HAVE]][[VillainousBsod -TO!]] [[IJustWantToBeLoved LOVE!]] ''[[VillainousBreakdown MEEEEEE]][[TheScream EEEEEEEE]][[SkywardScream EEEEEEEE]][[OverlyLongScream EEEEEE]][[TheHellisThatNoise EEEE]][[SensoryAbuse EEEEEEE!!!!]]'''.

->'''''[[SuddenlyShouting BUT]][[BreakTheCutie -THEY!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis HAVE]][[VillainousBsod -TO!]] [[IJustWantToBeLoved LOVE!]] ''[[VillainousBreakdown MEEEEEE]][[TheScream EEEEEEEE]][[SkywardScream EEEEEEEE]][[OverlyLongScream EEEEEE]][[TheHellIsThatNoise EEEE]][[SensoryAbuse EEEEEEE!!!!]]'''.
-->--AlfredAlfer having a psychotic breakdown.

->'''''[[SuddenlyShouting BUT]][[BreakTheCutie -THEY!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis HAVE]][[VillainousBsod -TO!]] [IJustWantToBeLoved LOVE!]] ''[[VillainousBreakdown MEEEEEE]][[TheScream EEEEEEEE]][[SkywardScream EEEEEEEE]][[OverlyLongScream EEEEEE]][[TheHellIsThatNoise EEEE]][[SensoryAbuse EEEEEEE!!!!]]'''.

->''"Alfred Alfer":'' BUT! THEY! HAVE! TO! LOVE! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MEEEEEE]]!!!!''.

->"Alfred Alfer" BUT! THEY!
HAVE! TO! LOVE! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MEEEEEE]]!!!!''.

HAVE! DO! LOVED! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MEEEEEE]]!!!!''.
->''"Whoops, we did not mean for you to see that! Well then, I guess the real question is whether you'd rather get sodomized by the Playhouse or reality? Because you're going to get sodomized either way!\\

It happened to me! I was filling in for you with your alternate personality, straining in your body feeling the cold fruitylicious popsicle in me while you were dancing the polka with Jerry Seinfeld unicorns. That is the Playhouse, created so you could dance the polka and be all merry and happy and la la.\\
But I also came into existence so you could go preserved and unscathed. I am the sole empty purpose of being a trash receptacle for everything you couldn't handle. And you filled up that emptiness well didn't you, Alfred? With all your pain? All your trauma? That pain rotted at the bottom of that receptacle and filled it with desire. Me, the steaming desire for power and revenge! It created my own being, my own purpose and need. The abuse that happened to your body nourished me, made me grow. Saved me from all of the bad. I have seen and know the truth I am Dictator Pickles!\\

HAVE! LOVED! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MEEEEEE]]!!!!''.

HAVE! LOVED! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MEEEEEE]!!!!''.

->"Alfred Alfer" {{IJustWantToBeLoved/BUT!}} [[TheWoobie THEY]]! [[AxCrazy.
HAVE LOVED]]! ''[[PuntuactedForEmphasis MEEEEEE]]!!!!''.

->"Alfred Alfer" [[IJustWantToBeLoved
BUT!]]] [[TheWoobie THEY]]! [[AxCrazy.

HAVE LOVED]]! ''[[PuntuactedForEmphasis! MEEEEEE]]!!!!''.

HAVE LOVED]]! ''[[PuntuactedForEmpahasis! MEEEEEE]]!!!!''.

HAVE LOVED]]! ''[[Puntuacted!For!Empahasis! MEEEEEE]]!!!!''.

BUT!]] [[TheWoobie THEY]]! [[AxCrazy.
HAVE LOVED]]! ''[[Puntuacted!For!Empahasis! MEEEEEE!!!!]]''.

"Alfred Alfer" [[IJustWantToBeLoved

HAVE LOVED]]! ''[[Puntuacted!For!Empahasis! MEEEEEE!!!!]]''. ->''"Whoops, we did not mean for you to see that! Well then, I guess the real question is whether you'd rather get sodomized by the Playhouse or reality? Because you're going to get sodomized either way!\\

BUT! THEY]]! [[AxCrazy. HAVE]]! LOVE]]! ''[[Puntuacted!For!Empahasis! MEEEEEE!!!!]]''. ->''"Whoops, we did not mean for you to see that! Well then, I guess the real question is whether you'd rather get sodomized by the Playhouse or reality? Because you're going to get sodomized either way!\\

"Alfred Alfer" [[IJustWantoBeLoved
BUT! THEY]]! [[AxCrazy. HAVE]]! LOVE]]! ''[[Puntacted!For!Empahasis! MEEEEEE!!!!]]''. ->''"Whoops, we did not mean for you to see that! Well then, I guess the real question is whether you'd rather get sodomized by the Playhouse or reality? Because you're going to get sodomized either way!\\

"Alfred Alfer" [[IJustWannaBeLoved
BUT! THEY!]] [[AxCrazy. HAVE! LOVE]]! ''[[PuntactedForEmpahasis MEEEEEE!!!!]]''. ->''"Whoops, we did not mean for you to see that! Well then, I guess the real question is whether you'd rather get sodomized by the Playhouse or reality? Because you're going to get sodomized either way!\\

BUT! THEY!]] [[AxCrazy. HAVE! LOVE]]! ''[[PuntactedForEmphasis MEEEEEE!!!!]]''. ->''"Whoops, we did not mean for you to see that! Well then, I guess the real question is whether you'd rather get sodomized by the Playhouse or reality? Because you're going to get sodomized either way!\\

"Alfred Alfer" [[IJustWannaBeLovedBUT! THEY!]] [[AxCrazyHAVE! LOVE]]! [[PuntactedForEmphasis MEEEEEE!!!!]]. ->''"Whoops, we did not mean for you to see that! Well then, I guess the real question is whether you'd rather get sodomized by the Playhouse or reality? Because you're going to get sodomized either way!\\

But, but... here's the real bitch-slapper. You wanna know why else you can't remember? Hmmmm? You wanna know why else you can't remember that [[LikeABrokenRecord popsicle popsicle popsicle popsicle popsicle]]? Ooh, teacher, pick me! Because... I remember! I remember quite well actually.\\

"Alfred Alfer" [[IJustWannaBeLovedBUT! THEY!]] [[AxCrazyHAVE! LOVE]]! [[PuntactedForEmphasis MEEEEEE!!!!]]. ->''"Whoops, we did not mean for you to see that! Well then, I guess the real question is whether you'd rather get sodomized by the Playhouse or reality? Because you're going to get sodomized either way!\\

->''"Whoops, we did not mean for you to see that! Well then, I guess the real question is whether you'd rather get sodomized by the Playhouse or reality? Because you're going to get sodomized either way!\\

Look, Alfred, the this is, we're not real. I'm just a hallucination. But I'm part of a good trip, man! See, the Playhouse is here to keep you from doing ''very bad things''. For instance, you recall a flashback you had about a popsicle up the ass? Well, what do you know? That's reality! I bet you didn't remember getting violated with a frozen treat until that flashback, didja? Well, that's 'cause the Playhouse is so kind to keep it from you. Isn't that just dandy? So don't get mad at us, we've shielded you from the painful truth. We fight to serve you: the common man.\\

But the Playhouse loves you. So, why don't we go back to how it was, forget how we've been sodomized you and you can remain in ignorant bliss. All that jazz. Besides, Alfred, you are forgetting one tiny thing: We are your mind! [[ArmorPiercingQuestion How can you escape from yourself?]]"''

->''"Whoops, we did not mean for you to see that! Well then, I guess the real question is whether you'd rather get sodomized by the Playhouse or reality? Because you're going to get sodomized either way! Look, Alfred, the this is, we're not real. I'm just a hallucination. But I'm part of a good trip, man! See, the Playhouse is here to keep you from doing ''very bad things''. For instance, you recall a flashback you had about a popsicle up the ass? Well, what do you know? That's reality! I bet you didn't remember getting violated with a frozen treat until that flashback, didja? Well, that's 'cause the Playhouse is so kind to keep it from you. Isn't that just dandy? So don't get mad at us, we've shielded you from the painful truth. We fight to serve you: the common man. But, but... here's the real bitch-slapper. You wanna know why else you can't remember? Hmmmm? You wanna know why else you can't remember that popsicle popsicle popsicle popsicle popsicle? Ooh, teacher, pick me! Because... I remember! I remember quite well actually. I happened to me! I was filling in for you with your alternate personality, straining in your body feeling the cold fruitylicious popsicle in me while you were dancing the polka with Jerry Seinfeld unicorns. That is the Playhouse, created so you could dance the polka and be all merry and happy and la la. But I also came into existence so you could go preserved and unscathed. I am the sole empty purpose of being a trash receptacle for everything you couldn't handle. And you filled up that emptiness well didn't you, Alfred? With all your pain? All your trauma? That pain rotted at the bottom of that receptacle and filled it with desire. Me, the steaming desire for power and revenge! It created my own being, my own purpose and need. The abuse that happened to your body nourished me, made me grow. Saved me from all of the bad. I have seen and know the truth I am Dictator Pickles! So, let me give it to you straight. That thing there... (points to Alfred in the mirror) That is you, that cannot handle reality. Nobody in reality will ever love that. I know it! But the Playhouse loves you. So, why don't we go back to how it was, forget how we even sodomized you and you can remain in ignorant bliss. All that jazz. Besides, Alfred, you are forgetting one tiny thing... We are your mind, how can you escape from yourself?"''