History Quotes / AbsurdlyYouthfulMother

->''"Lesley-Anne was a child beauty pageant queen (and she’ll be one forever….) who went on to star in ''Series/UpstairsDownstairs'', ''Film/ThePinkPantherStrikesAgain'', ''[[Series/NorthAndSouthUS North and South]]'', ''{{Series/Dallas}}'' and ''Series/SunsetBeach''. Eventually, Lesley landed the role she was born to play: Jackie on ''Series/{{The Bold and the Beautiful}}''. Fun fact: Lesley plays Jack Wagner’s mom on the show even though she’s only 5 years older than his ass! Most actresses would shank a bitch over that, but Lesley is a true professional and thespian!"''
-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2009/08/03/hot-slut-of-the-week-lesley-anne-down/ Michael K.]]''', "Hot Slut of the Week: Lesley-Anne Down"

->''"Do you know how old you are, Ayla? How many years have you lived?" Jondalar suddenly asked.

->"Do you know how old you are, Ayla? How many years have you lived?" Jondalar suddenly asked.
"Let me think about it," she said. She held up one hand with her fingers outstretched. "Creb said Iza thought I was about this many...five years...when they found me." Jondalar made five marks on the ground. "Durc was born the spring of the year we went to the Clan Gathering. I took him with me. Creb said there are this many years between Clan Gatherings." She held up two fingers in addition to the full hand.
"That's seven", Jondalar said.
"There was a Clan Gathering the summer before they found me."
"That's one less – let me think," he said, making more marks in the dirt. Then he shook his head. "Are you sure? That means your son was born when you were eleven!"
"I'm sure, Jondalar."
"I've heard of a few women giving birth that young, but not many. Thirteen or fourteen is more usual, and some think that's too young. You were hardly more than a child yourself."

-->-- '''WebOVideo/NostalgiaCritic''' in his review of '''''Film/MortalKombatAnnihilation'''''

-->-- '''WebOriginal/NostalgiaCritic''' in his review of '''''Film/MortalKombatAnnihilation'''''

->''""Mother?" (He looks between Kitana (played by Talisa Soto) and Queen Sindel (played by Musetta Vander) "Did she give birth when she was 2?""'' [[note]]Presumably not, but she ''is'' from a [[SupernaturallyYoungParent ridiculously long-lived race]].[[/note]]

->''""Mother?" (He looks between Kitana (played by Talisa Soto) and Queen Sindel (played by Musetta Vander}) "Did she give birth when she was 2?""''

->Lesley-Anne was a child beauty pageant queen (and she’ll be one forever….) who went on to star in ''Series/UpstairsDownstairs'', ''Film/ThePinkPantherStrikesAgain'', ''[[Series/NorthAndSouthUS North and South]]'', ''{{Series/Dallas}}'' and ''Series/SunsetBeach''. Eventually, Lesley landed the role she was born to play: Jackie on ''Series/{{The Bold and the Beautiful}}''. Fun fact: Lesley plays Jack Wagner’s mom on the show even though she’s only 5 years older than his ass! Most actresses would shank a bitch over that, but Lesley is a true professional and thespian!
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2009/08/03/hot-slut-of-the-week-lesley-anne-down/ Michael K.]]''', "Hot Slut of the Week: Lesley-Anne Down"

->Yeah, that's supposed to be his ''mom''. I guess she had him when she was nine.
-->--'''Morgan Webb''', '''''Series/XPlay''''', discussing '''''VideoGame/GrandiaIII'''''.

->"Hey Yuki, your mom is hot."\\

"Soooo... you gonna hit that, or what?"
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Unskippable}}''', '''''VideoGame/GrandiaIII''''' again.

-> "Mother?" (He looks between Kitana (played by Talisa Soto) and Queen Sindel (played by Musetta Vander}) "Did she give birth when she was 2?"
-->--''WebOriginal/NostalgiaCritic'' in his review of '''''Film/MortalKombatAnnihilation'''''

->Lesley-Anne was a child beauty pageant queen (and she’ll be one forever….) who went on to star in ''UpstairsDownstairs'', ''[[ThePinkPanther The Pink Panther Strikes Again]]'', ''[[NorthAndSouthUS North and South]]'', ''{{Series/Dallas}}'' and ''Series/SunsetBeach''. Eventually, Lesley landed the role she was born to play: Jackie on ''{{The Bold and the Beautiful}}''. Fun fact: Lesley plays Jack Wagner’s mom on the show even though she’s only 5 years older than his ass! Most actresses would shank a bitch over that, but Lesley is a true professional and thespian!

-->--''WebOriginal/NostalgiaCritic''

-> "Mother?"\\
* He looks between Kitana (played by Talisa Soto) and Queen Sindel (played by Musetta Vander}*\\
"Did she give birth when she was 2?"

((He looks between Kitana (played by Talisa Soto) and Queen Sindel (played by Musetta Vander))\\

(He looks between Kitana (played by Talisa Soto) and Queen Sindel (played by Musetta Vander))\\

-> "Mother?" (He looks between Kitana (played by Talisa Soto) and Queen Sindel (played by Musetta Vander)) "Did she give birth when she was 2?"

"Mother?" (He looks between Kitana (played by Talisa Soto) and Queen Sindel (played by Musetta Vander)) "Did she give birth when she was 2?"

->Lesley-Anne was a child beauty pageant queen (and she’ll be one forever….) who went on to star in ''UpstairsDownstairs'', ''[[ThePinkPather The Pink Panther Strikes Again]]'', ''[[NorthAndSOuthUS North and South]]'', ''{{Series/Dallas}}'' and ''Series/Sunset each''. Eventually, Lesley landed the role she was born to play: Jackie on ''{{The Bold and the Beautiful}}''. Fun fact: Lesley plays Jack Wagner’s mom on the show even though she’s only 5 years older than his ass! Most actresses would shank a bitch over that, but Lesley is a true professional and thespian!

->Lesley-Anne was a child beauty pageant queen (and she’ll be one forever….) who went on to star in ''UpstairsDownstairs'', ''{{The Pink Panther Strikes Again}}'', ''[[NorthAndSOuthUS North and South]]'', ''{{Series/Dallas}}'' and ''Series/Sunset each''. Eventually, Lesley landed the role she was born to play: Jackie on ''{{The Bold and the Beautiful}}''. Fun fact: Lesley plays Jack Wagner’s mom on the show even though she’s only 5 years older than his ass! Most actresses would shank a bitch over that, but Lesley is a true professional and thespian!

-> ''"Yeah, that's supposed to be his ''mom''. I guess she had him when she was ''nine.''"''

->"Hey Yuki, your mom is hot."
->"Hey Yuki, your mom is, like, three years older than you. And you're on a first name basis."
->"Soooo... you gonna hit that, or what?"

-->--'''Morgan Webb''', '''''XPlay''''', discussing '''''VideoGame/GrandiaIII'''''.

-->--'''Morgan Webb''', '''''XPlay''''', discussing '''''GrandiaIII'''''.

-->--'''{{Unskippable}}''', '''''GrandiaIII''''' again.

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-->-- '''[[Unskippable]]''' '''''GrandiaIII''''' again.