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* The Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Brawl has a few of these.

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* The Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Brawl WebVideo/TGWTGYearOneBrawl has a few of these.


-->'''Android 17:''' Seriously, what the hell's a ''Kami'

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-->'''Android 17:''' Seriously, what the hell's a ''Kami'''Kami''\\


-->'''Billie:''' Do you have anything to say before your mouth tastes my...metal rod?"
-->'''Gene:''' No part of that was scary.
-->'''Billie:''' Yeah! Do you have any final words to confess before I...send you to see Jesus?...Too religious.

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-->'''Billie:''' Do you have anything to say before your mouth tastes my...metal rod?"
-->'''Gene:'''
rod?"\\
'''Gene:'''
No part of that was scary.
-->'''Billie:'''
scary.\\
'''Billie:'''
Yeah! Do you have any final words to confess before I...send you to see Jesus?...Too religious.



-->'''Vegeta:''' Quite the cutting-edge piece of tech you've got there. But I'm curious--can it feel fear?
-->'''Android 19:''' Scanning...processing...''(buzzer)'' Results inconclusive.\\

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-->'''Vegeta:''' Quite the cutting-edge piece of tech you've got there. But I'm curious--can it feel fear?
-->'''Android
fear?\\
'''Android
19:''' Scanning...processing...''(buzzer)'' Results inconclusive.\\



-->'''Android 17:''' Seriously, what the hell's a ''Kami''?
-->'''Piccolo:''' It means "God". ''Now '''[[KneelBeforeZod bow]]'''''.

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-->'''Android 17:''' Seriously, what the hell's a ''Kami''?
-->'''Piccolo:'''
''Kami'
'''Piccolo:'''
It means "God". ''Now '''[[KneelBeforeZod bow]]'''''.



-->'''Cell''': Because Prince, like a soon-to-be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me.

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-->'''Cell''': --->'''Cell''': Because Prince, like a soon-to-be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me.



-->'''Cell''': Since I know you have trouble following directions, I'm gonna give you one last chance. You. [Hit] Me. Hard as you can. Are we clear?
-->'''Vegeta:''' '''[[TranquilFury Crystal.]]'''

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-->'''Cell''': --->'''Cell''': Since I know you have trouble following directions, I'm gonna give you one last chance. You. [Hit] Me. Hard as you can. Are we clear?
-->'''Vegeta:'''
clear?\\
'''Vegeta:'''
'''[[TranquilFury Crystal.]]'''



-->'''Trunks:''' [[BadassBoast This battle was over before it began.]]
-->'''Krillin:''' Bad. Ass.
-->'''Cell:''' [[CurbStompBattle Also accurate!]]

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-->'''Trunks:''' [[BadassBoast This battle was over before it began.]]
-->'''Krillin:'''
]]\\
'''Krillin:'''
Bad. Ass.
-->'''Cell:'''
Ass.\\
'''Cell:'''
[[CurbStompBattle Also accurate!]]



-->'''Gohan''': [[NiceGuy I]] was a [[SuicidalPacifism coward]]... [[BewareTheNiceOnes Scared of what would happen if I snap]]. Afraid that, if I [[SanitySlippage lost it]] this time... [[MoralEventHorizon I'd... never come back]]. That I'd finally [[TheseHandsHaveKilled ''kill'']] someone. But I'm not scared anymore Cell.
-->'''Cell''': Well, glad I coul- ''[gets kicked HARD by Gohan]''
-->'''Gohan''': [[ImpliedDeathThreat ''Because there is no point in being afraid of the inevitable'']].

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-->'''Gohan''': [[NiceGuy I]] was a [[SuicidalPacifism coward]]... [[BewareTheNiceOnes Scared of what would happen if I snap]]. Afraid that, if I [[SanitySlippage lost it]] this time... [[MoralEventHorizon I'd... never come back]]. That I'd finally [[TheseHandsHaveKilled ''kill'']] someone. But I'm not scared anymore Cell.
-->'''Cell''':
Cell.\\
'''Cell''':
Well, glad I coul- ''[gets kicked HARD by Gohan]''
-->'''Gohan''':
Gohan]''\\
'''Gohan''':
[[ImpliedDeathThreat ''Because there is no point in being afraid of the inevitable'']].



* In ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' Seras gives one just before annihilating Jan's army and putting him in a chokehold.

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* In Seras of ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' Seras gives has a couple.
** First is this
one just before annihilating Jan's army and putting him in borrowed from Alucard when she's lining up a chokehold.shot to frag a throng of shield-bearing ghouls.



** Later, we get this one before she purees Zorin's vanguard.
-->Zorin, was it? L-listen, Zorin, this whole fuckin' place is my house. You ain't the queen vampire bitch 'ere; ''I am!'' And you know what we Brits always say: ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis God. Save. The Queen.]]''



-->'''Noah:''' He-hey buddy, how you doin'? Here for my birthday, huh? Well I got a gift for you, right here! '''*shoots Slenderman 4 times*'''
-->'''Slenderman: *FlashStep* *CombatTentacles*'''
-->'''Noah: *[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere flees]]*'''

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-->'''Noah:''' He-hey buddy, how you doin'? Here for my birthday, huh? Well I got a gift for you, right here! '''*shoots Slenderman 4 times*'''
-->'''Slenderman:
times*'''\\
'''Slenderman:
*FlashStep* *CombatTentacles*'''
-->'''Noah:
*CombatTentacles*'''\\
'''Noah:
*[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere flees]]*'''


-->'''Gohan''': [[NiceGuy I]] was a [[SuicidalPacifism coward]]... [[BewareTheNiceOnes Scared of what would happen if I snap]]. Afraid that, if I lost it this time... [[MoralEventHorizon I'd... never come back]]. That I'd finally [[These Hands Have Killed ''kill'']] someone. But I'm not scared anymore Cell.

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-->'''Gohan''': [[NiceGuy I]] was a [[SuicidalPacifism coward]]... [[BewareTheNiceOnes Scared of what would happen if I snap]]. Afraid that, if I [[SanitySlippage lost it it]] this time... [[MoralEventHorizon I'd... never come back]]. That I'd finally [[These Hands Have Killed [[TheseHandsHaveKilled ''kill'']] someone. But I'm not scared anymore Cell.


** The one from Gohan to Cell after he kills the Cell Jrs is downright savage
-->'''Gohan''': I was scared of what would happen if I snap. Afraid that, if I lost it this time... I'd never come back. That I'd finally *kill* someone. But I'm not scared anymore Cell.
-->'''Cell''': Well, glad I coul- '''*gets kicked HARD by Gohan*'''
-->'''Gohan''': Because there is no point in being afraid of the inevitable.

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** The one from Gohan to Cell after he kills the Cell Jrs Jrs. is downright savage
-->'''Gohan''': I [[NiceGuy I]] was scared a [[SuicidalPacifism coward]]... [[BewareTheNiceOnes Scared of what would happen if I snap.snap]]. Afraid that, if I lost it this time... I'd [[MoralEventHorizon I'd... never come back. back]]. That I'd finally *kill* [[These Hands Have Killed ''kill'']] someone. But I'm not scared anymore Cell.
-->'''Cell''': Well, glad I coul- '''*gets ''[gets kicked HARD by Gohan*'''
Gohan]''
-->'''Gohan''': Because [[ImpliedDeathThreat ''Because there is no point in being afraid of the inevitable.inevitable'']].


-->'''Piccolo:''' It means "God". ''Now '''bow'''''.

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-->'''Piccolo:''' It means "God". ''Now '''bow'''''.'''[[KneelBeforeZod bow]]'''''.


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** Trunks attempts one against Cell while telling Krillin he won't need a Senzu, but doesn't realize that he gave Cell the [[{{pun}} perfect]] setup for his own.
-->'''Trunks:''' [[BadassBoast This battle was over before it began.]]
-->'''Krillin:''' Bad. Ass.
-->'''Cell:''' [[CurbStompBattle Also accurate!]]


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--* ''Podcast/TheAdventureZoneBalance''
** After being nearly killed by the Black Spider (aka Magic Brian), Taako retaliates with what would become one of the show's most iconic and memorable lines to date before casting a Magic Missile that takes Brian out of the fight.
--->'''Taako:''' ABRACA-FUCK YOU!
** Magnus gets one too, after Edward [[spoiler:takes over his body, and Taako drags him back from the Astral Plane]].
--->'''Magnus:''' I'll be [[spoiler: having my body back]], you undead fuck.
** [[spoiler: After her RousingSpeech, the army outside Neverwinter cheer for Lup and the others, excitedly retelling their story. Lup rejoins Barry, listens to the people behind her, and her hands ignite as she prepares to lay waste to the Hunger's forces.]]
--->'''[[spoiler:Lup]]:''' [[spoiler: You hear that, babe? We're ''legends.'']]


-->'''Android 19:''' Scanning...processing...''(buzzer)'' Results inconclusive.
-->'''Vegeta:''' [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Let's fix that, shall we?]]

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-->'''Android 19:''' Scanning...processing...''(buzzer)'' Results inconclusive.
-->'''Vegeta:''' [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome
inconclusive.\\
'''Vegeta:'''
Let's fix that, shall we?]]we?

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* Streamer Panoots gets in a nice pair of these when he encounters some Half-Life zombies in a room with a table and a chair:
--> ''(picks up table with the gravity gun)'' Table for one? ''(throws at zombie for a one-hit kill)''
--> ''(picks up chair)'' Take a seat! ''(throws at other zombie)''


-->'''Cell''': Well, glad I coul- ''gets kicked HARD by Gohan''

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-->'''Cell''': Well, glad I coul- ''gets '''*gets kicked HARD by Gohan''Gohan*'''


*** The one from Gohan to Cell after he kills the Cell Jrs is downright savage

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*** ** The one from Gohan to Cell after he kills the Cell Jrs is downright savage


** The latest one stands out in the Cell Saga.

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** The latest one stands out in From the Cell Saga.


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*** The one from Gohan to Cell after he kills the Cell Jrs is downright savage
-->'''Gohan''': I was scared of what would happen if I snap. Afraid that, if I lost it this time... I'd never come back. That I'd finally *kill* someone. But I'm not scared anymore Cell.
-->'''Cell''': Well, glad I coul- ''gets kicked HARD by Gohan''
-->'''Gohan''': Because there is no point in being afraid of the inevitable.

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** Even [[IdiotHero Goku]] gets one in ''Broly Abridged'':
-->'''Goku:''' Hey, Broly! SayMyName!

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**Because he's got some of Vegeta's genes, it makes sense that a battle between Cell and Vegeta would be full of these.
-->'''Cell''': Because Prince, like a soon-to-be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me.
***Later:
-->'''Cell''': Since I know you have trouble following directions, I'm gonna give you one last chance. You. [Hit] Me. Hard as you can. Are we clear?
-->'''Vegeta:''' '''[[TranquilFury Crystal.]]'''

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* In ''Series/{{Noob}}'', using a PracticalTaunt as a warrior has a cosmetic effect that consists in delivering these.

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