History PlayingWith / BestialityIsDepraVED

** Bob is a zoophile, and definitely NotGoodWithPeople.

** But he gets drunk one night and [[WhatDidIDoLastNight wakes up naked, with his dog and a brand-new wedding ring]].

* '''Straight''': Bob has sex with Alice. Alice is a bitch... ''literally''.

** Bob has a threesome with two dogs.
** Bob performs cunnilingus on a whale.
** Bob has an orgy with an entire farm!

** Bob breeds animals and is a little too keen on observing the process.

** A dog tries to have its way with Bob.

** MarsNeedsWomen

** Bob is rumored to ''like'' dogs. With further investigation, it's found that he does likes dogs, but not in ''that'' way. He spends a lot of time with them, but that's it.
** Bob is referred to as a pervert for having sex with unicorns. It turns out that they are fully sapient and capable of communicating, making it more somewhat extreme xenophilia rather than bestiality despite the uncomfortable resemblances.
* '''Double Subverted''': But he gets drunk one night and [[WhatDidIDoLastNight wakes up naked, with his dog and a brand-new wedding ring]].

** Bob is an asexual "zooromantic". [[note]]Doesn't fuck animals, but has romantic relationships with them. [[RuleOfFunny No, it doesn't make sense.]][[/note]]

** Bob [[HumanityEnsues was a dog before he was a human]] despite it squicking out people to him it is far more normal.

* '''Implied''': Bob is the father of a CatGirl daughter. Her mother is never seen, but occasionally mentioned, mainly in ways that imply she was way more housepet than civilized sentient being (e.g. "You know what your mother always used to say... Meow!").

** Bob breeds animals and is a little to keen on observing the process.

* '''Reconstructed''': Also falling into TruthInTelevision territory, [[RousseauWasRight most people are smart enough not to do it anyway,]] [[MundaneSolution coming to the normal and simple conclusion]] [[FridgeLogic that it just doesn't make sense.]]

* '''Downplayed''': Bob has no issues having sex with a centaur despite the body shape, but refuses to do similar acts with a horse who wouldn't know any better.

* '''Zigzagged''': Bob is an asexual "zooromantic". [[note]]Doesn't fuck animals, but has romantic relationships with them. [[RuleOfFunny No, it doesn't make sense.]][[/note]]

** "[[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil Rape]] and [[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals animal abuse]] and really heinous. Why don't we combine the two."

* '''Zigzagged''': Bob is an asexual "zooromantic". [[note]]Doesn't fuck animals, but has romantic relationships with them. [[MST3KMantra No, it doesn't make sense.]][[/note]]

* '''Zigzagged''': Bob is an asexual zooromantic.

** Alternatively, we need to show that Bob has no regard for laws and social norms.

** It is a biography and documented historical fact of just how depraved the historical Bob did this.

* '''Played For Laughs''': [[MakeTheDogTestify Alice and several other animals testify against Bob in court.]]

* '''Reconstructed''': Also falling into TruthInTelevision territory, [[RousseauWasRight most people are smart enough not to do it anyway,]] [[MundaneSoluiton coming to the normal and simple conclusion]] [[FridgeLogic that it just doesn't make sense.]]

* '''Reconstructed''': Also falling into TruthInTelevision territory, [[RousseauWasRight most people are smart enough not to do it anyway,]] [[StatingTheSimpleSoluiton coming to the normal and simple conclusion]] [[FridgeLogic that it just doesn't make sense.]]

* '''Reconstructed''': Also falling into TruthInTelevision territory, [[RousseauWasRight most people are smart enough not to do it anyway,]] [[StatingTheSimpleSoluitom coming to the normal and simple conclusion]] [[FridgeLogic that it just doesn't make sense.]]