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* BlackComedyRape: "The Mummy" is about an old emperor cursed by a sphinx after he gave her a cunnilingus awaking in the present era in order to rape anyone who is close to him. The video implies at the end that [[spoiler:he screwed the band members and guest vocalist Falcao]].
** Actually, Brazilians use the Portuguese word for "eat" as a slang/euphemism for "fuck" instead of cunningulus. What the singer is saying, in macaronic English, is that the pharaoh raped the sphinx's ass.

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* BlackComedyRape: "The Mummy" is about an old emperor cursed by a sphinx after he gave her a cunnilingus raped her, awaking in the present era in order to rape anyone who is close to him. The video implies at the end that [[spoiler:he screwed the band members and guest vocalist Falcao]].
** Actually, Brazilians use the Portuguese word for "eat" as a slang/euphemism for "fuck" instead of cunningulus. What the singer is saying, in macaronic English, is that the pharaoh raped the sphinx's ass.
Falcao]].

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** Actually, Brazilians use the Portuguese word for "eat" as a slang/euphemism for "fuck" instead of cunningulus. What the singer is saying, in macaronic English, is that the pharaoh raped the sphinx's ass.


Game over! ''UsefulNotes/{{Playstation}}''! ''UsefulNotes/{{Atari}}''!\\

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Game over! ''UsefulNotes/{{Playstation}}''! ''UsefulNotes/{{Atari}}''!\\''Creator/{{Atari}}''!\\


** Falcao appears in "The Mummy" both singing in the song and in the video itself.

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** Falcao Falcão appears in "The Mummy" both singing in the song and in the video itself.



* DoubleEntendre: Probably the most on-the-nose ever, in "Metal MILF":
--> ''"Feel my fire, suck my sword\\
You're my metal MILF"''



* HiddenTrack: An electronic version of "Metal Massacre Attack (Arve Arvo)" is hidden after "Metal Bucetation" in ''Gates of Metal Fried Chicken of Death''.

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* HiddenTrack: An electronic version of "Metal Massacre Attack (Arve Arvo)" (Arue Aruo)" is hidden after "Metal Bucetation" in ''Gates of Metal Fried Chicken of Death''.



All the nation, fuck the bucetation, Angel Saiah!"''
** "Metal Milf" is about fantasizing with an old female metalhead.

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All the nation, fuck the bucetation, Angel Saiah!"''
Saiah![[note]]there is not much consensus about this either[[/note]]"''
** "Metal Milf" is about fantasizing with an old older female metalhead.



'cuz you'll die soon\\

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[[CrossesTheLineTwice 'cuz you'll die soon\\soon]]\\



* LikesOlderWomen: "Metal MILF", natch.



* RecordProducer: ''Good Blood Headbanguers'' was produced by Roy Z, producer of Music/BruceDickinson.

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* RecordProducer: RecordProducer: ''Gates of Metal Fried Chicken of Death'' was produced by João Gordo, frontman of classic Brazilian punk rock band Ratos de Porão and a good friend of the group. ''Good Blood Headbanguers'' was produced by Roy Z, producer of Music/BruceDickinson.Music/BruceDickinson and [[Music/JudasPriest Rob Halford]]'s solo albums, among others.



** "Evil Papagali", whose chorus is basically "Loro! Loro quer biscoito!".

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** "Evil Papagali", whose chorus is basically "Loro! Loro quer biscoito!".biscoito!" (which means "polly wanna cracker").



** Headmaster's "real" name is said to be Klaus Bissonette, in reference to jazz drummer Greg Bissonette, which is funny considering that Headmaster is a guitarist. More fitting is Jimmy "The Hammer", whose "true" name is Jimmy Lombardo, as in [[Music/{{Slayer}} Dave Lombardo]].



** "Metal Glu-Glu" is a parody about brazilian comedian [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergio_Mallandro Sérgio Mallandro]] as some kind of sex god.
** The unlucky album which gets shot in the video of "Suffocator of Metal"? ''[[Music/KingCrimson In the Court of the Crimson King]]''.
** In "Massacration" the band proclaims themselves as friends of "George Bush" (though they don't specify if it's UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush or UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush) and that they made more goals than [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romario Romario]].

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** "Metal Glu-Glu" is a parody about brazilian Brazilian comedian [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergio_Mallandro Sérgio Mallandro]] as some kind of sex god.
god. He even guest appears on the song!
** "The God Master" is another tribute to a Brazilian comedian, in this case, Costinha. The track consists of three of the lewd jokes he recorded in the 70s, played over metal riffs.
** The unlucky album which gets shot in the video of "Suffocator "Sufocators of Metal"? ''[[Music/KingCrimson In the Court of the Crimson King]]''.
** In "Massacration" the band proclaims themselves as friends of "George Bush" (though they don't specify if it's UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush or UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush) UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush; probably the latter) and that they made more goals than [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romario Romario]].Romario]].
** "Metal Milf"'s final verses are the chorus of "Panela Velha", a song by sertanejo[[note]]rural Brazilian-style UsefulNotes/CountryMusic[[/note]] singer Sérgio Reis.



* StartMyOwn: After the first disbandment, Detonator went on to create his solo band, called ''Detonator e As Musas Do Metal'', an all-female group with him on vocals. He also fronts ''Children of the Seven Keys'', his own ''Music/{{Helloween}}'' tribute band.
* TakeThat: "Suffocator of Metal" is one towards people who loan albums and scratch them or don't return them at all, even going so far as to declare them [[NoTrueScotsman "not a headbenze"]].

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* StartMyOwn: After the first disbandment, Detonator went on to create his solo band, called ''Detonator e As Musas Do do Metal'', an all-female group with him on vocals. He Bruno Sutter himself also fronts ''Children of the Seven Keys'', his own ''Music/{{Helloween}}'' tribute band.
band, having been the singer of a Music/{{Death}} tribute band even before Massacration, and he has also recorded a solo album with mostly original compositions.
* TakeThat: "Suffocator "Sufocators of Metal" is one towards people who loan albums and scratch them or don't return them at all, even going so far as to declare them [[NoTrueScotsman "not a headbenze"]].



* ToiletHumour: "Bad Defecation (The Bost Thunder)" is about taking a shit.

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* ToiletHumour: ToiletHumor: "Bad Defecation (The Bost Thunder)" is about taking a shit.



* YouNoTakeCandle: It's easier to say which songs don't fall into this. As a proof, here are some lyrics from "Metal Massacre Attack (Arve Arvo)":

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* YouNoTakeCandle: It's easier to say which songs don't fall into this. As a proof, here are some lyrics from "Metal Massacre Attack (Arve Arvo)":(Arue Aruo)":


-> ''"Imagine if Music/SteelPanther were fronted by High Pitch Eric from Series/TheHowardSternShow, that's what Massacration sound like."''
->-- '''Website/MetalInjection''', [[http://www.metalinjection.net/video/the-bestworst-band-youve-heard-today-sounds-like-steel-panther-fronted-by-high-pitch-eric-from-the-howard-stern-show "The Best/Worst Band You've Heard Today "]]

'''Massacration''' is a parody HeavyMetal band hailing from Brazil. It started as a fictitious band in the sketch comedy show ''LiveActionTV/HermesAndRenato'', and proclaim themselves to be "greatest and most classic heavy metal band, the inspiration behind most heavy bands since 1985, whose members' hairdos and posing influenced the whole heavy metal culture".

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-> ''"Imagine "Imagine if Music/SteelPanther were fronted by High Pitch Eric from Series/TheHowardSternShow, ''The Howard Stern Show'', that's what Massacration sound like."''
"
->-- '''Website/MetalInjection''', '''Metal Injection''', [[http://www.metalinjection.net/video/the-bestworst-band-youve-heard-today-sounds-like-steel-panther-fronted-by-high-pitch-eric-from-the-howard-stern-show "The Best/Worst Band You've Heard Today "]]

'''Massacration''' is a parody HeavyMetal band hailing from Brazil. It started as a fictitious band in the sketch comedy show ''LiveActionTV/HermesAndRenato'', and proclaim Brazil, proclaiming themselves to be "greatest "the greatest and most classic heavy metal band, band and the inspiration behind most heavy metal bands since 1985, whose members' hairdos and posing influenced the whole all heavy metal culture".
culture."

The band was created for the sketch comedy show ''Hermes e Renato'', but their sketches were successful enough to warrant two albums and an entire tour.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECx7-xQx5O4 "MotorMetal"]] (2019)


->-- '''Website/MetalInjection''', [[http://www.metalinjection.net/video/the-bestworst-band-youve-heard-today-sounds-like-steel-panther-fronted-by-high-pitch-eric-from-the-howard-stern-show "The Best/Worst Band You've Heard Today (...)"]]

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->-- '''Website/MetalInjection''', [[http://www.metalinjection.net/video/the-bestworst-band-youve-heard-today-sounds-like-steel-panther-fronted-by-high-pitch-eric-from-the-howard-stern-show "The Best/Worst Band You've Heard Today (...)"]]
"]]



* TakeThat: "Suffocator of Metal" is one towards people who loans albums and scratches them or don't return them at all, even going so far as to declare them [[NoTrueScotsman "not a headbenze"]].

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* TakeThat: "Suffocator of Metal" is one towards people who loans loan albums and scratches scratch them or don't return them at all, even going so far as to declare them [[NoTrueScotsman "not a headbenze"]].


* BreakupSong / TheCuckold: "The Bull" is about the narrator's woman being seduced by a long-haired (though in the video is bald), intelligent millionaire.

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* BreakupSong / TheCuckold: BreakupSong: "The Bull" is about the narrator's woman being seduced by a long-haired (though in the video is bald), intelligent millionaire.


* BreakupSong/TheCuckold: "The Bull" is about the narrator's woman being seduced by a long-haired (though in the video is bald), intelligent millionaire.

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* BreakupSong/TheCuckold: BreakupSong / TheCuckold: "The Bull" is about the narrator's woman being seduced by a long-haired (though in the video is bald), intelligent millionaire.


* Red Head Hammet (Marco) - lead guitar, backing vocals (2016-present)

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* Red Head Hammet (Marco) (Franco Fanti) - lead guitar, backing vocals (2016-present)



* AlbumIntroTrack: The aptly-named "Intro" in ''Gates of Metal Fried Chicken of Death'', a recipe communicated with a sinister voice as if Satan himself is doing a spell.

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* AlbumIntroTrack: The aptly-named "Intro" in ''Gates of Metal Fried Chicken of Death'', a cake recipe communicated with a sinister voice as if Satan himself is doing a spell.spell.
* BeenThereShapedHistory: In an interview they claimed ''they'' were the ones who invented heavy metal, not Music/BlackSabbath: the story goes that Blondie Hammet and Tony Iommi worked at the same steel mill and, one day, Hammet forgot a mixtape containing some of his riffs at work. Iommi took the tape with him and recorded the riffs on Sabbath's first album, passing them off as his own. In retaliation, Hammet caused the accident where Iommi (or, as he called him, "that motherfucking mustachio") lost two of his fingertips.



* BreakupSong: "The Bull" is about the narrator's woman being seduced by a long-haired (though in the video is bald), intelligent millionaire.

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* BreakupSong: BreakupSong/TheCuckold: "The Bull" is about the narrator's woman being seduced by a long-haired (though in the video is bald), intelligent millionaire.



* TheComicallySerious: Detonator. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP62kh_9kBQ Behold]] as he keeps a straight face through a barrage of puns so lame that they wrap around into being funny!



* FakeBand: The band originated at a sketch show. They are a downright stereotype of every heavy metal cliché in the book, from being dressed on denim and [[HellBentForLeather leather]] (they adopted a more HairMetal look later on) to singing in Engrish to being [[RockMeAsmodeus devil worshipers]] (the video for "Metal Bucetation" even has the devil chasing them around... only to ask for their autographs), but the joke made so much of a success among viewers, they have two albums out, which are pretty good, [[MST3KMantra as long as you don't take it all too seriously]]. Oh, and they also helped make heavy metal more popular among Brazilian teens, along with ''VideoGame/GuitarHero''. Think ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}} Dethklok]]'' mixed with ''Music/SpinalTap'', some black humor-laden slapstick and a blatantly overblown backstory.

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* FakeBand: The band originated at a sketch show. They are a downright stereotype of every heavy metal cliché in the book, from being dressed on denim and [[HellBentForLeather leather]] (they adopted a more HairMetal look later on) to singing in Engrish to being [[RockMeAsmodeus devil worshipers]] (the video for "Metal Bucetation" even has the devil chasing them around... only to ask for their autographs), but the joke made so much of a success among viewers, they have two albums out, which are pretty good, [[MST3KMantra as long as you don't take it all too seriously]]. Oh, and they also helped make heavy metal more popular among Brazilian teens, along with ''VideoGame/GuitarHero''. Think ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}} Dethklok]]'' [[WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}} Dethklok]] mixed with ''Music/SpinalTap'', [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap SpinalTap]], some black humor-laden slapstick and a blatantly overblown backstory.



* GratuitousEnglish: Par for the course, but "Metal Milk Shake" deserves special mention for being nothing but this.



* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: Mixed with some gratuitous brazilian portuguese, to boot.

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* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: Mixed with some gratuitous brazilian portuguese, Brazilian Portuguese, to boot.



--> ''"All the nation, stop the [[ADateWithRosiePalms punhetation]], decretado eu sou!\\

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--> ''"All the nation, stop the [[ADateWithRosiePalms punhetation]], decretado eu sou!\\sou![[note]]Or "suck my sacred balls", no one can agree for sure on the last part[[/note]]\\



* LongestSongGoesLast: "Metal Bucetation" (6:21) closes ''Gates of Metal Fried Chicken of Death''.

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* LongestSongGoesLast: "Metal Bucetation" (6:21) closes ''Gates of Metal Fried Chicken of Death''.Death'', although the song itself ends just before the 4-minute mark (it's followed by a period of silence and a [[spoiler:remixed]] reprise of "Metal Massacre Attack").



* RecordProducer: ''Good Blood Headbanguers'' was produced by Roy Z, producer of ''Music/BruceDickinson''.

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* RecordProducer: ''Good Blood Headbanguers'' was produced by Roy Z, producer of ''Music/BruceDickinson''.Music/BruceDickinson.



** Fausto and Marco's stage surnames reference [[Music/{{Metallica}} Kirk Hammett]].

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** Fausto and Marco's his brother Franco's stage surnames reference [[Music/{{Metallica}} Kirk Hammett]].


** "Metal Bucetation" is this as a call to arms.

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** "Metal Bucetation" [[ForeignCussWord Bucetation]]" is this as a call to arms.


* BawdySong: "Bad Defecation (The Bost Thunder)"


!!!Current lineup

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!!!Current lineup[[folder:Lineup]]
!!!Current




!!!Discography

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\n!!!Discography[[/folder]]

[[folder:Discography and music]]
!!!Studio discography



!!!Live albums
* ''Live at [=ShowLivre=] Estúdio'' - 2009
* ''Live Metal Espancation'' - 2017




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[[/folder]]


* AlbumFiller: Of these varieties:
** BawdySong: "Bad Defecation (The Bost Thunder)"
** HiddenTrack: An electronic version of "Metal Massacre Attack (Arve Arvo)" is hidden after "Metal Bucetation" in ''Gates of Metal Fried Chicken of Death''.
** ListSong: "Metal Milkshake" and "Hammercage Hotdog Hell".
** SpokenWordInMusic: "The God Master", accompanied with a repetitive background track to boot.



* BawdySong: "Bad Defecation (The Bost Thunder)"



* HiddenTrack: An electronic version of "Metal Massacre Attack (Arve Arvo)" is hidden after "Metal Bucetation" in ''Gates of Metal Fried Chicken of Death''.



* ListSong: "Metal Milkshake", mostly composed of a list of... different things.

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* ListSong: "Metal Milkshake", mostly composed of a list of... different things.Milkshake" and "Hammercage Hotdog Hell".


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* SpokenWordInMusic: "The God Master", accompanied with a repetitive background track to boot.

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* LongestSongGoesLast: "Metal Bucetation" (6:21) closes ''Gates of Metal Fried Chicken of Death''.

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