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~~\n[[AC:LiveActionTelevision]]~~* In ''Literature/{{Cubnet}}'', one of the pitches the network has received in its voicemail box is for a screen adaptation of a book series called "Groovy Gopher", which is purportedly an educational series for young children (something that a show on the network called "Cowboy Cat's Kids Club" already is). The telltale sign that the books were vanity-published is that the author asks Cubnet how to write them a check like he did for the publisher, whose name is "[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Scruzem & Snickers Publishing]]" (a cleaner version of "Fuxom and Snickers" as mentioned above). Needless to say, the pitch is immediately rejected by Howard deleting the message before the author can reveal his call-back number.

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There's an important distinction between vanity publishing and ''self''-publishing, which are very much not the same thing. Self-publishing requires the writer to do ''everything'' himself, including the editing, formatting, and sometimes even the printing. Self-publishing is also subject to SturgeonsLaw, but its success rate tends to be a little better, because that's how you publish very specialized stuff that traditional publishers wouldn't be able to sell (''e.g.'' master's and doctoral dissertations, corporate publications, foreign-language works) or where there ''aren't'' any traditional publishers (''e.g.'' much of the developing world). It's easier to do nowadays thanks to the Internet, and some companies span a middle ground between vanity publishing and self-publishing, essentially printing on demand any PDF you send them (''i.e.'' once you've written, edited, and formatted it yourself). But [[WellThisIsNotThatTrope this trope is about vanity publishing]], so all the examples on this page are works published by someone who does everything but the writing. In other words, '''please do not add examples of self-published works.'''

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There's an important distinction between vanity publishing and ''self''-publishing, which are very much not the same thing. Self-publishing requires the writer to do ''everything'' himself, including the editing, formatting, and sometimes even the printing. Self-publishing is also subject to SturgeonsLaw, but its success rate tends to be a little ~~better,~~ better because that's how you publish very specialized stuff that traditional publishers wouldn't be able to sell (''e.g.'' master's and doctoral dissertations, corporate publications, foreign-language works) or where there ''aren't'' any traditional publishers (''e.g.'' much of the developing world). It's easier to do nowadays thanks to the Internet, and some companies span a middle ground between vanity publishing and self-publishing, essentially printing on demand any PDF you send them (''i.e.'' once you've written, edited, and formatted it yourself). But [[WellThisIsNotThatTrope this trope is about vanity publishing]], so all the examples on this page are works published by someone who does everything but the writing. In other words, '''please do not add examples of self-published works.'''

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* ''[[http://www.amazon.com/Control-Christian-Marriages-Priesthood-Children/dp/1425992609/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_2 BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!]]'' ''(sic)'' -- in fact, not only is the title of the book in all caps, but [[EmphasizeEverything so is practically the entire book]]. It's ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: some insane [[TheFundamentalist fundamentalist Christian]] ranting about how birth control and abortion are evil, while also claiming to be TheChosenOne who will convert all non-Christians to Christianity.[[note]][[Film/TheDevilsAdvocate "Vanity. Definitely my favorite sin."]][[/note]] She also charges $135 per copy (isn't greed a sin too?). Its top rating on Amazon is a five-star review that reads "[[TakeThat STILL A BETTER LOVESTORY]] THAN Literature/{{Twilight}}"
* ''Literature/DragonsLexiconTriumvirate'' is a science-fiction book by Kenneth Eng, a self-proclaimed Asian supremacist[[note]]And a hardcore one, too -- he tried to take credit for inciting the Virginia Tech massacre, whose perpetrator happened to be Asian[[/note]] who was able to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK4fjMhGn-I promote the book]] because of the [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity outrage and backlash]] at his articles "Why I Hate Black People" and "Why I Hate White People". The book is pretty awful, but he's written glowing five-star reviews of it on Amazon while [[SockPuppet pretending to be someone else]]. He even writes reviews of other books just to plug his own, and also spams it on literary fora. [[http://conjugalfelicity.com/dragons-lexicon-triumvirate/ Here's a sporking]].

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* ''[[http://www.amazon.com/Control-Christian-Marriages-Priesthood-Children/dp/1425992609/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_2 BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!]]'' ''(sic)'' -- in fact, not only is the title of the book in all ~~caps,~~ caps but [[EmphasizeEverything so is practically the entire book]]. It's ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: some insane [[TheFundamentalist fundamentalist Christian]] ranting about how birth control and abortion are evil, while also claiming to be TheChosenOne who will convert all non-Christians to Christianity.[[note]][[Film/TheDevilsAdvocate "Vanity. Definitely my favorite sin."]][[/note]] She also charges $135 per copy (isn't greed a sin too?). Its top rating on Amazon is a five-star review that reads "[[TakeThat STILL A BETTER LOVESTORY]] THAN Literature/{{Twilight}}"
* ''Literature/DragonsLexiconTriumvirate'' is a science-fiction book by Kenneth Eng, a self-proclaimed Asian supremacist[[note]]And a hardcore one, too -- he tried to take credit for inciting the Virginia Tech massacre, whose perpetrator happened to be Asian[[/note]] who was able to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK4fjMhGn-I promote the book]] because of the [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity outrage and backlash]] at his articles "Why I Hate Black People" and "Why I Hate White People". The book is pretty awful, but he's written glowing five-star reviews of it on Amazon while [[SockPuppet pretending to be someone else]]. He even writes reviews of other books just to plug his ~~own,~~ own and also spams it on literary fora. [[http://conjugalfelicity.com/dragons-lexicon-triumvirate/ Here's a sporking]].

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* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poetry.com The National Library of Poetry]] (aka Poetry.com, The International Society of Poets, The International Poetry Hall of Fame, [[IHaveManyNames and many other names]]) is a vanity publisher with the added twist that they ''don't'' charge for publishing your poem in an anthology book (which often borrows its title from a classic {{Rock}} album, particularly albums by Music/TheMoodyBlues) -- but they do expect you to buy the book, and pay to travel to the conference where your poem will allegedly be read. Many writers, including Creator/DaveBarry, have tried to send them something that's actually bad enough that they'll refuse to publish it; [[http://www.wockyjivvy.com/poetry/shame/index.html so far, no dice]]. They were parodied in ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid: Double Down'', where Greg's mother falls for it at first.

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* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poetry.com The National Library of Poetry]] (aka Poetry.com, The International Society of Poets, The International Poetry Hall of Fame, [[IHaveManyNames and many other names]]) is a vanity publisher with the added twist that they ''don't'' charge for publishing your poem in an anthology book (which often borrows its title from a classic {{Rock}} album, particularly albums by Music/TheMoodyBlues) -- but they do expect you to buy the ~~book,~~ book and pay to travel to the conference where your poem will allegedly be read. Many writers, including Creator/DaveBarry, have tried to send them something that's actually bad enough that they'll refuse to publish it; [[http://www.wockyjivvy.com/poetry/shame/index.html so far, no dice]]. They were parodied in ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid: Double Down'', where Greg's mother falls for it at first.

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* [[http://www.songpoemmusic.com/ "Song-poem" companies]] (also known as [[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Song_poem "song sharks"]]) were the musical equivalent to vanity presses. Adverts placed in various mass-market magazines would entice readers to send their poems for evaluation. Those who did so would receive in return a glowing appraisal of their work and pamphlets that would entice them to shell out a lot of money to set the poem to music, have it published as sheet music[[note]]prior to the rise of pop music as we know it today around the mid to late 50's, sheet music was often just as important as recordings[[/note]] and/or get it "[[BlatantLies professionally recorded]]". If they took the bait, the poem would then be set to a quickly dashed off melody (or even one of a bunch of dusty old stock melodies) and either get a small print run as sheet music or be recorded very cheaply and pressed on a bunch of records, tapes or [=CDs=]. The finished products would be sent to the sucker, er, client for them to distribute while the company cashed their check. Since their quality can range from just plain bad to SoBadItsGood to NarmCharm, a cult following has developed around song-poems and artists associated with them (such as singer/musician Rodd Keith, poem writers [[http://www.songpoemmusic.com/labels/mayhams.htm Norridge Mayhams]] and [[http://www.songpoemmusic.com/guygax.htm Thomas J. Guygax Sr.]], and [[http://www.songpoemmusic.com/trubee.htm John Trubee]], who trolled a song-poem company by having them record his composition "Peace and Love", better known as "Blind Man's Penis").
** Patsy Cline's 1957 hit "Walkin' After Midnight" was supposedly co-written by Donn Hecht, whose only songwriting credit was this. However, according to this [[http://www.songpoemmusic.com/hecht.htm webpage]], Hecht - who was employed at a song shark, 4 Star Music (Cline's studio) - actually took a song-poet's submission, doctored it and claimed it as his own. He also did more song-poem scams, using his (potentially illegitimate) credit as a lure for more songwriters.
* "Music/{{Friday}}" by Rebecca Black was the product of Ark Music Factory, a vanity record label and production company who will compose a song and produce an accompanying music video for anyone who pays a fee. However, her video [[MemeticMutation didn't exactly fall into obscurity.]]

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\n* [[http://www.songpoemmusic.com/ "Song-poem" companies]] (also known as [[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Song_poem "song sharks"]]) were the musical equivalent to vanity presses. Adverts placed in various mass-market magazines would entice readers to send their poems for evaluation. Those who did so would receive in return a glowing appraisal of their work and pamphlets that would entice them to shell out a lot of money to set the poem to music, have it published as sheet music[[note]]prior to the rise of pop music as we know it today around the mid to late ~~50's,~~ '50s, sheet music was often just as important as recordings[[/note]] and/or get it "[[BlatantLies professionally recorded]]". If they took the bait, the poem would then be set to a quickly ~~dashed off~~ dashed-off melody (or even one of a bunch of dusty old stock melodies) and either get a small print run as sheet music or be recorded very cheaply and pressed on a bunch of records, tapes or [=CDs=]. The finished products would be sent to the sucker, er, client for them to distribute while the company cashed their check. Since their quality can range from just plain bad to SoBadItsGood to NarmCharm, a cult following has developed around song-poems and artists associated with them (such as singer/musician Rodd Keith, poem writers [[http://www.songpoemmusic.com/labels/mayhams.htm Norridge Mayhams]] and [[http://www.songpoemmusic.com/guygax.htm Thomas J. Guygax Sr.]], and [[http://www.songpoemmusic.com/trubee.htm John Trubee]], who trolled a song-poem company by having them record his composition "Peace and Love", better known as "Blind Man's Penis").
** Patsy Cline's 1957 hit "Walkin' After Midnight" was supposedly co-written by Donn Hecht, whose only songwriting credit was this. However, according to this [[http://www.songpoemmusic.com/hecht.htm webpage]], Hecht - who was employed at a song shark, 4 Star Music (Cline's studio) - actually took a song-poet's submission, doctored it it, and claimed it as his own. He also did more song-poem scams, using his (potentially illegitimate) credit as a lure for more songwriters.
* "Music/{{Friday}}" by Rebecca Black was the product of Ark Music Factory, a vanity record label and production company ~~who~~ that will compose a song and produce an accompanying music video for anyone who pays a fee. However, her video [[MemeticMutation didn't exactly fall into obscurity.]]

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* In an episode of ''Series/PeepShow'', Mark vanity publishes a book called "Business Secrets Of The Pharoahs". The publisher (which consists of one person) is a typical scam of this nature, printing poor quality books for an enormous amount of money. The scammer succeeds at appealing to Mark's ego, praising the book and claiming to have a attracted a lot of interest from booksellers. Mark completely goes along with it despite others around him seeing it for what it is. When he receives the books however, he realises he's been had.

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* In an episode of ''Series/PeepShow'', Mark vanity publishes a book called "Business Secrets Of The Pharoahs". The publisher (which consists of one person) is a typical scam of this nature, printing ~~poor quality~~ poor-quality books for an enormous amount of money. The scammer succeeds at appealing to Mark's ego, praising the book and claiming to have a attracted a lot of interest from booksellers. Mark completely goes along with it despite others around him seeing it for what it is. When he receives the ~~books~~ books, however, he realises he's been had.

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones'' episode "The Hit Songwriters" sees Fred and Barney write a song lyric which they then bring to song shark Scat Von Rocktoven, who writes a melody for it. They then bring it to the legitimate Rockwell Music Publishers, where they discover the melody Von Rocktoven gave to the song was actually plagiarized from "Stardust" (its composer, Hoagy Carmichael, guest-stars in the episode and also composed "Yabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Doo" for it, which in-universe was based on an earlier lyric Barney wrote which Fred rejected).

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones'' episode "The Hit Songwriters" sees Fred and Barney write a song lyric which they then bring to song shark Scat Von Rocktoven, who writes a melody for it. They then bring it to the legitimate Rockwell Music Publishers, where they discover the melody Von Rocktoven gave to the song was actually plagiarized from "Stardust" (its ~~composer,~~ composer Hoagy ~~Carmichael,~~ Carmichael guest-stars in the episode and also composed "Yabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Doo" for it, which in-universe was based on an earlier lyric Barney wrote which Fred rejected).

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* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', Patrick writes a song and sends it to a music company, who has to make the song since they already used the money that came with it. The song ends up [[SuckinessIsPainful killing the musicians who play it]].

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* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', titled "Sing a Song of Patrick", Patrick writes a song and sends it to a music company, who has to make the song since they already used the money that came with it. The song ends up [[SuckinessIsPainful killing the musicians who play it]].

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* In-universe example in ''Literature/FoucaultsPendulum'': The three main characters, who all work at a vanity press that's been getting a lot of manuscripts from occultists and conspiracy crackpots, decide to one-up them all by creating the Ultimate Conspiracy Theory. Things then [[GoneHorriblyRight go horribly right.]]

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* In-universe example in ''Literature/FoucaultsPendulum'': The three main ~~characters, who~~ characters all work at a vanity press that's been getting a lot of manuscripts from occultists and conspiracy ~~crackpots,~~ crackpots. The owner of the press is aware that there is a large market for occult books, and has a great idea: he will charge the authors to have their books published, ''and then actively market and sell the books'', so that the press will get paid twice. After reading and editing a few too many of these books, the protagonists decide to one-up them all by creating the Ultimate Conspiracy Theory. Things then [[GoneHorriblyRight go horribly right.]]

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* While many vanity publishers fall under the 'shady but legitimate' category, there are also many past examples of them that fall into being outright fraudulent with their owners facing criminal charges. When the author is footing the publishing bill, the company can pull off a whole range of scams such as vastly overstating how many books they will actually print and offer to bookstores, selling non-existent editing and marketing services, and running kickback schemes where literary agents would be compensated for vanity contract referrals, often without disclosing the connection between agent and publisher.

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* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poetry.com The National Library of Poetry]] is a vanity publisher with the added twist that they ''don't'' charge for publishing your poem in an anthology book (which often borrows its title from a classic {{Rock}} album, particularly albums by Music/TheMoodyBlues) -- but they do expect you to buy the book, and pay to travel to the conference where your poem will allegedly be read. Many writers, including Creator/DaveBarry, have tried to send them something that's actually bad enough that they'll refuse to publish it; [[http://www.wockyjivvy.com/poetry/shame/index.html so far, no dice]]. They were parodied in ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid: Double Down'', where Greg's mother falls for it at first.

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* Vanity publishers don't provide any professional marketing. A traditional publisher will know how to promote a book and have the resources to do it. With a vanity press, even actually good authors are on their own in promoting their work. Some vanity presses will support book searching sites' free preview functions (like Amazon's "Search Inside the Book"), but again, SturgeonsLaw applies, so the vast majority of the time it provides all the proof the reader needs that it's crap.

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* Vanity publishers generally don't provide any professional marketing. A traditional publisher will know how to promote a book and have the resources to do it. With a vanity press, even actually good authors are on their own in promoting their work. Some vanity presses will support book searching sites' free preview functions (like Amazon's "Search Inside the Book"), but again, SturgeonsLaw applies, so the vast majority of the time it provides all the proof the reader needs that it's ~~crap.~~crap.
* For vanity publishers who ''do'' offer some degree of marketing or outreach, the fact that they make their profits off the author at the point of representation removes much of the incentive to put in any serious effort towards trying to actually sell the books they print. This often leads to further attempts to upsell authors on marketing packages of dubious effectiveness as another source of income for them at the expense of their client.

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* Koch Records was infamous for publishing anything regardless of it's quality. While many "indie" or obscure artists published albums through Koch, some of their artists put out material that ranged from just plain awful to SoBadItsGood. One of their more infamous examples would be them signing ''Series/AmericanIdol'' reject William Hung for a period.

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* Koch Records was infamous for publishing anything regardless of ~~it's~~ its quality. While many "indie" or obscure artists published albums through Koch, some of their artists put out material that ranged from just plain awful to SoBadItsGood. One of their more infamous examples would be them signing ''Series/AmericanIdol'' reject William Hung for a period.

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* ''FanFic/AnotherHope'' is a ''Franchise/StarWars'' FanFic by Lori Jareo in which all the main characters die in the first episode and the author's MarySue AuthorAvatar takes over. Also, the ''Star Wars'' galaxy now apparently has a [[Franchise/StarTrek Starfleet]]. An undeterred Jareo boldly had the story vanity-published and put it up for sale via mainstream channels like Amazon, claiming it was okay because only her family knew it was there. Creator/GeorgeLucas's lawyers found out about it pretty quickly and were not particularly merciful.

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* ''FanFic/AnotherHope'' is a ''Franchise/StarWars'' FanFic by Lori Jareo in which all the main characters die in the first episode and the author's ~~MarySue~~ AuthorAvatar takes over. Also, the ''Star Wars'' galaxy now apparently has a [[Franchise/StarTrek Starfleet]]. An undeterred Jareo boldly had the story vanity-published and put it up for sale via mainstream channels like Amazon, claiming it was okay because only her family knew it was there. Creator/GeorgeLucas's lawyers found out about it pretty quickly and were not particularly merciful.

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* ''Night Travels of the Elven Vampire'' by [=LaVern=] Ross is one of the most notorious examples, such that it was originally [[PoesLaw thought to have been a parody of vanity publishing]] (à la ''Literature/AtlantaNights''). Once it was discovered to have been a serious attempt at writing, it became the subject of multiple scathing reviews, some of them [[http://crevette.livejournal.com/113659.html brilliantly hilarious]]. Notorious for its over-the-top MarySue lead, laughably bad language, and bizarre graphic sex scenes, it generated at least two [[MemeticMutation Internet memes]]. Amazon eventually dropped the book, only for Ross to vanity-publish a nearly identical "re-imagined" version, ''Eternity of Blood'', under the pen name Valena Graham.

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* ''Night Travels of the Elven Vampire'' by [=LaVern=] Ross is one of the most notorious examples, such that it was originally [[PoesLaw thought to have been a parody of vanity publishing]] (à la ''Literature/AtlantaNights''). Once it was discovered to have been a serious attempt at writing, it became the subject of multiple scathing reviews, some of them [[http://crevette.livejournal.com/113659.html brilliantly hilarious]]. Notorious for its over-the-top ~~MarySue~~ lead, laughably bad language, and bizarre graphic sex scenes, it generated at least two [[MemeticMutation Internet memes]]. Amazon eventually dropped the book, only for Ross to vanity-publish a nearly identical "re-imagined" version, ''Eternity of Blood'', under the pen name Valena Graham.

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* [[http://www.authorhouse.com/BookStore/ItemDetail.aspx?isbn=9781587215087 Paul Arthur Trainer]] has vanity-published ''Clown'' (in which the author's MarySue spends entire chapters plugging his other books, and Bill Gates is killed by the eponymous psychopath whilst living in a house "made entirely of brick"), ''Witch'' (in which the eponymous BigBad is actually aided by a flying monkey), and ''Life Flash'' (in which a woman threatens to divorce her husband if he has ever seen a bear). Trainer has developed something of a cult following among small-press horror writers and fans, who have been known to [[DramaticReading read his books aloud at conventions, to maximum comedic effect]].

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* [[http://www.authorhouse.com/BookStore/ItemDetail.aspx?isbn=9781587215087 Paul Arthur Trainer]] has vanity-published ''Clown'' (in which the author's ~~MarySue~~ hero spends entire chapters plugging his other books, and Bill Gates is killed by the eponymous psychopath whilst living in a house "made entirely of brick"), ''Witch'' (in which the eponymous BigBad is actually aided by a flying monkey), and ''Life Flash'' (in which a woman threatens to divorce her husband if he has ever seen a bear). Trainer has developed something of a cult following among small-press horror writers and fans, who have been known to [[DramaticReading read his books aloud at conventions, to maximum comedic effect]].

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* John Harrigan's ''The Professor and the Dominatrix'', published by [=PublishAmerica=], is a sort of BaitAndSwitch; it starts out as a sexy and violent murder mystery, only to turn out to be an atheist AuthorTract looking to de-convert readers. The protagonist was a blatant MarySue who resembled the author in every way possible. Harrigan tried to drum up interest by sending copies to various atheist groups on its release. It got scathing reviews, on Amazon and elsewhere, including from [[https://freethoughtblogs.com/blaghag/2009/04/book-review-the-professor-and-the-dominatrix/ said atheist groups]], many of whom [[http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/04/oh_noan_atheist_can_write_a_ba.php were hoping]] that [[PoesLaw it was an elaborate joke]].

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* John Harrigan's ''The Professor and the Dominatrix'', published by [=PublishAmerica=], is a sort of BaitAndSwitch; it starts out as a sexy and violent murder mystery, only to turn out to be an atheist AuthorTract looking to de-convert readers. The protagonist was a blatant ~~MarySue~~ self-insert who resembled the author in every way possible. Harrigan tried to drum up interest by sending copies to various atheist groups on its release. It got scathing reviews, on Amazon and elsewhere, including from [[https://freethoughtblogs.com/blaghag/2009/04/book-review-the-professor-and-the-dominatrix/ said atheist groups]], many of whom [[http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/04/oh_noan_atheist_can_write_a_ba.php were hoping]] that [[PoesLaw it was an elaborate joke]].

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* "Music/{{Friday}}" by Rebecca Black was the product of [[http://arkmusicfactory.com/ Ark Music Factory]], a vanity record label and production company who will compose a song and produce an accompanying music video for anyone who pays a fee. However, her video [[MemeticMutation didn't exactly fall into obscurity.]]

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* "Music/{{Friday}}" by Rebecca Black was the product of ~~[[http://arkmusicfactory.com/~~ Ark Music ~~Factory]],~~ Factory, a vanity record label and production company who will compose a song and produce an accompanying music video for anyone who pays a fee. However, her video [[MemeticMutation didn't exactly fall into obscurity.]]
* Koch Records was infamous for publishing anything regardless of it's quality. While many "indie" or obscure artists published albums through Koch, some of their artists put out material that ranged from just plain awful to SoBadItsGood. One of their more infamous examples would be them signing ''Series/AmericanIdol'' reject William Hung for a period.

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In the visual arts, this phenomenon takes the form of the '''vanity gallery''', not to be confused with a cooperative gallery. A vanity gallery makes its money by charging artists to exhibit their work rather than by sales of that work.

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* The writing is usually terrible. SturgeonsLaw applies here as it does everywhere else; for every competent author, there are many many more terrible authors who are nevertheless [[GiftedlyBad convinced they're God's gift]] to the literary world. Naturally, bad authors can only be published by a vanity press (because the reputable ones won't bother). The problem is exacerbated by vanity presses' lack of editors, meaning that authors get ProtectionFromEditors.

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* The writing is usually terrible. SturgeonsLaw applies here as it does everywhere else; for every competent author, there are many many more terrible authors who are nevertheless [[GiftedlyBad convinced ~~they're~~ they are God's gift]] to the literary world. Naturally, bad authors can only be published by a vanity press (because the reputable ones won't bother). The problem is exacerbated by vanity presses' lack of editors, meaning that authors get ProtectionFromEditors.

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