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* ''Film/BabyDriver'': Bats does this, counting off each world and promptly [[LampshadeHanging Lampshades it:]]
-->''"[We live in a world] consisting of three things, and that's money, sex, drugs, and action. ([[DoubleTake Looks at his hand]]) Oh shit, that's four."''



* ''Film/BabyDriver'': Bats does this, counting off each world and promptly [[LampshadeHanging Lampshades it:]]
-->''"[We live in a world] consisting of three things, and that's money, sex, drugs, and action. ([[DoubleTake Looks at his hand]]) Oh shit, that's four.

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* ''Film/BabyDriver'': Bats does this, counting off each world and promptly [[LampshadeHanging Lampshades it:]]
-->''"[We live in a world] consisting of three things, and that's money, sex, drugs, and action. ([[DoubleTake Looks at his hand]]) Oh shit, that's four.

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* ''Film/WaynesWorld2'': Wayne fights kung fu with Mr. Wong, Cassandra's father, and, with his voice dubbed, claims to know all seven animal techniques: "The crane, the stag, the horse, the tiger, the bat, the rat, the monkey." Then he adds an eighth: "The beetle" (imitates Ringo Starr drumming).


* Hank from ''Series/CornerGas'' counts "boycott" as two words.

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* *''Series/CornerGas'':
** In the pilot,
Hank from ''Series/CornerGas'' counts "boycott" as two words.


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** Another one in the later episode "Hank Talkin'", where Hank (incorrectly) thinks his blog is a hit:
--> '''Narrating Hank:''' Does it feel good to be a hit? In a word: It sure does.


* ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987'':

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* ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987'':''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987'' had an example in "A Thing About Rats" when the head of a pest control company gave his reply to Baxter Stockman's offer in selling his Mousers.


* [[http://garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=2005&addr=050422 The April 22, 2005]] strip of ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' has Jon on the phone, trying to get a date with Ellen. He miscounts "restraining order" as a single word.

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* [[http://garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=2005&addr=050422 [[https://garfield.com/comic/2005/04/22 The April 22, 2005]] strip of ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' has Jon on the phone, trying to get a date with Ellen. He miscounts "restraining order" as a single word.

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* Used in the ''WesternAnimation/MegasXLR'' episode "A Clockwork Megas".
-->'''Coop''': One word, pal. Game over.
-->'''Kiva and Jamie''': That's two words.
-->'''Coop''': Whatever.


* When Cosmo, of ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', told Timmy about "mouthwash", but counted it as two words, until Timmy corrected him, prompting him to repeat the word.

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* When Cosmo, of ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', told Timmy about "mouthwash", but counted it as two words, until Timmy Wanda corrected him, prompting him to repeat the word.



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* ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids:'' Keybounce's [[TheRant guest commentary]] below [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1644.html page 1644]] begins with "I have two comments on this strip." A numbered list follows, with ''four'' items. Number Four is "[[LampshadeHanging I can't count.]]"


* The first season of ''Series/TheOffice'', some of Tim's papers are on Gareth's desk and he makes a ruckus about it while Tim is on a sales call. Gareth doesn't miscount the number of words he's using, but he also tries to specify the number of ''syllables'' in his word as well. Sadly, "demarcation" is four syllables, not two.

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* The first season of ''Series/TheOffice'', ''Series/TheOfficeUK'', some of Tim's papers are on Gareth's desk and he makes a ruckus about it while Tim is on a sales call. Gareth doesn't miscount the number of words he's using, but he also tries to specify the number of ''syllables'' in his word as well. Sadly, "demarcation" is four syllables, not two.


* LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys' playthrough of ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU'' {{Lampshade|Hanging}} the effect when they encounter Miiverse posts that begin with "Two words:" and follow it with a different number of words.

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* LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys' playthrough of ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU'' {{Lampshade|Hanging}} the effect when they encounter Miiverse posts that begin with "Two words:" and follow it with a different number of words. One of [[DeadpanSnarker Jon's]] own posts is the same as the trope name.


* In the ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' short [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail110.html "for kids"]], Strong Bad reacts to seeing Homsar's TV show for preschoolers, acknowledging after the fact that he had miscounted how many words he was going to use in the review.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' I've got two words for the children that are raised on that crap: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. [[LampshadeHanging I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS]].

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* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'': In the ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' short WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail110.html "for kids"]], Strong Bad reacts to seeing Homsar's TV show for preschoolers, acknowledging after the fact doing a version of this joke [[OverlyLongGag that he had miscounted how many words he was going to use in lasts nearly twenty seconds]] and even hanging a lampshade at the review.end.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' I've got two words for the children that are raised on that crap: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. [[LampshadeHanging I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS]]. THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME.

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* Sometimes in ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingPocketCamp'', Filbert or Punchy will make this mistake after fulfilling a request.
-->I've got two words for you: you rule... a lot. [[LampshadeHanging Wait, was that more than two]]?


'''Goofy:''' Wait a minute, that was only two--\\
'''Sora:''' You've gotta be kidding!

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'''Goofy:''' Wait a minute, that was only two--\\
'''Sora:''' You've gotta be kidding!
two words.


* Phil from the ''Disney/{{Hercules}}''-themed world in ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts'') [[RunningGag was always getting "two words" wrong.]]
** When he messed this up in ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI,'' Goofy even ''[[LampShading counted]]'' the words and got confused when he heard four instead of two.

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* Phil from the ''Disney/{{Hercules}}''-themed world in ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts'') ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts'' [[RunningGag was always getting "two words" wrong.]]
** When he messed this up in ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI,'' Goofy Goofy, of all characters, even ''[[LampShading counted]]'' the words and got confused when he heard four instead of two.


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** And another one at the end of that level in that game:
-->'''Sora:''' The games are canceled? Why?\\
'''Phil:''' Three words: everyone's pooped!\\
'''Goofy:''' Wait a minute, that was only two--\\
'''Sora:''' You've gotta be kidding!

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