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* WebVideo/BumblesMcFumbles: Midway through his review of ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'', Jack groans "F*ck me..." when it comes time to discuss the game's infamous Hive level.



** His review of ''Film/BioDome has him interrupt his opening catchphrase by chanting "I fucking hate ''Bio-Dome''!" with increased volume until he descends into high-pitched trilling before water is splashed on him and he immediately calms down.

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** His review of ''Film/BioDome ''Film/BioDome'' has him interrupt his opening catchphrase by chanting "I fucking hate ''Bio-Dome''!" with increased volume until he descends into high-pitched trilling before water is splashed on him and he immediately calms down.

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* Before the Battle of Trafalgar, the admiral in charge of the Franco-Spanish armada, Pierre Villeneuve, issued an plan of battle which was deemed obsolete by many of his officers. Legend says that while they were taking positions of battle, the leading Spanish officer, Cosme Churruca, snarked, "the fleet is doomed".

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* The UsefulNotes/ThirtyYearsWar saw the Spanish suffering a fiasco in Rocroi that would be unceasingly echoed by the French since. The Spanish general in charge, Francisco de Melo, was so amazingly incompetent that when his cavalry officer, the Duke of Alburquerque, advised to entrench their rear guard, he found out Melo hadn't even ordered to bring sapping gear -- never mind this was a ''siege mission''. De Melo then delegated command in the Count of Fontaines, an allied Lorrainian captain that promptly brought an even worse battleplan. By this point Alburquerque basically [[{{Facepalm}} facepalmed]] and told his lieutenants to get ready for a rough day, which would turn out to be an understatement.
* Before the Battle of Trafalgar, the admiral in charge of the Franco-Spanish armada, Pierre Villeneuve, issued an a plan of battle which was deemed obsolete by many of his officers. Legend says that while they were taking positions of battle, the leading Spanish officer, officer Cosme Churruca, Churruca snarked, "the fleet is doomed".
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* In LetsPlay/{{Dream}}'s first [[https://youtu.be/vXS1pXWslxs?t=992 Death Swap]] video, George places his trap in the Nether. [[spoiler:What George didn't expect was for Dream to have an ''enchanted golden apple'' with him. Dream tells him to think about his death for the next four minutes while he just ''sits there'' in the bottom of the lava pool, waiting for the swap to happen.]]
-->'''Dream:''' [[spoiler:[[WhamLine How long is the Fire Resistance for on god apples?]]]]\\
'''George:''' [[spoiler:[[LittleNo No.]]]]\\

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* In LetsPlay/{{Dream}}'s WebVideo/{{Dream}}'s first [[https://youtu.be/vXS1pXWslxs?t=992 Death Swap]] video, George places his trap in the Nether. [[spoiler:What George didn't expect was for Dream to have an ''enchanted golden apple'' with him. Dream tells him to think about his death for the next four minutes while he just ''sits there'' in the bottom of the lava pool, waiting for the swap to happen.]]
-->'''Dream:''' [[spoiler:[[WhamLine How long is the Fire Resistance for on god apples?]]]]\\
apples]]?]]\\
'''George:''' [[spoiler:[[LittleNo No.]]]]\\No]].]]\\
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* ''Film/TheSuicideSquad'': Bloodsport spends half of the movie like this, reacting to every spot of bad luck or bizarre idiosyncrasy of his teammates with deadpan resignation.

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* ''Film/TheSuicideSquad'': ''Film/TheSuicideSquad'':
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Bloodsport spends half of the movie like this, reacting to every spot of bad luck or bizarre idiosyncrasy of his teammates with deadpan resignation.


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** Bloodsport does this again in the climax when Ratcatcher II summons an army of rats to attack Starro, much to his fear of rats.
-->'''Bloodsport:''' Aw, hell.
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* ''Film/TheSuicideSquad'': Bloodsport spends half of the movie like this, reacting to every spot of bad luck or bizarre idiosyncrasy of his teammates with deadpan resignation.

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* ''Film/TheSuicideSquad'': ''Film/TheSuicideSquad'':
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Bloodsport spends half of the movie like this, reacting to every spot of bad luck or bizarre idiosyncrasy of his teammates with deadpan resignation.


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** Bloodsport does this again in the climax when Ratcatcher II summons an army of rats to attack Starro, much to his fear of rats.
-->'''Bloodsport:''' Aw, hell.
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* ''[[WebVideo/LifeSMP Double Life SMP]]'': On Day 4, after Tango and Jimmy end up getting stuck up on a wooden platform with Grian and Scar while the entire server is out for the latter two's blood, Tango ends up asking a very important question.[[note]]It was actually made out of dirt, but that made little difference when other players can just water-bucket their way up and light the platform on fire.[[/note]]

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* ''[[WebVideo/LifeSMP Double Life SMP]]'': ''WebVideo/DoubleLifeSMP'': On Day 4, after Tango and Jimmy end up getting stuck up on a wooden platform with Grian and Scar while the entire server is out for the latter two's blood, Tango ends up asking a very important question.[[note]]It was actually made out of dirt, but that made little difference when other players can just water-bucket their way up and light the platform on fire.[[/note]]

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1'': Prior to catching a train -- [[{{Trainstopping}} literally]] -- in the first section of the movie, Mr. Incredible winces appropriately. And near the end of the same movie, Syndrome also gets [[OhCrap a moment of this]] [[spoiler:right before the convertible Mr. Incredible himself tosses at him knocks him into the TurbineBlender of his Manta plane]].
* Batty in ''WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest'' gets one of these when Hexxus tries to crush him and Zack with falling debris.
-->'''Batty:''' Ohhhh... ''this'' is gonna ''hurrrt''...
* ''Franchise/ToyStory'':
** In ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1'', Woody is already aware of the toy destruction Sid is capable of; when he and Buzz get trapped in Sid's room, Woody sees the atrocities he's committed against toys there and mutters "We are gonna die."
** ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'':
*** The real Buzz quietly says "Oh, no" to himself before the second Buzz slams his face into the glass wall of the display case they're in.
*** Mr. Potato Head at the end when Mrs. Potato Head says she wants to adopt the aliens.
** In ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'', when Andy's toys are first sent to the daycare, they get in place on the floor for the toddlers to find them. Buzz notices, with a sense of trepidation, that the more veteran toys are scurrying to find a hiding place. The door bursts open, and Rex is thrown to the side. Cue Buzz quickly flipping his helmet up just before a kid snatches him up.
* In ''WesternAnimation/OverTheHedge'', the Verminator, [[spoiler:just before he and Gladys and Vincent are zapped by the Depelter Turbo]]: "Prepare for a lot of stinging!"
* In ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife'', when Hopper shows up, Heimlich whimpers "I think I'm going to wet myself".

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1'': Prior to catching a train -- [[{{Trainstopping}} literally]] -- in the first section of the movie, Mr. Incredible winces appropriately. And near the end of the same movie, Syndrome also gets [[OhCrap a moment of this]] [[spoiler:right In ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'', before the convertible Mr. Incredible himself tosses at him knocks him into the TurbineBlender of final confrontation between Anastasia and Rasputin, Rasputin's [[NonHumanSidekick pet bat Bartok]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere abandons his Manta plane]].
* Batty in ''WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest'' gets one of these when Hexxus tries to crush him and Zack with falling debris.
-->'''Batty:''' Ohhhh... ''this'' is gonna ''hurrrt''...
* ''Franchise/ToyStory'':
** In ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1'', Woody is already aware of the toy destruction Sid is capable of; when he and Buzz get trapped in Sid's room, Woody sees the atrocities he's committed against toys there and mutters "We are gonna die."
** ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'':
*** The real Buzz quietly says "Oh, no" to himself before the second Buzz slams his face into the glass wall of the display case they're in.
*** Mr. Potato Head at the
master]], saying, "This will only end when Mrs. Potato Head says she wants to adopt the aliens.
** In ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'', when Andy's toys are first sent to the daycare, they get
in place on the floor for the toddlers to find them. Buzz notices, with a sense of trepidation, that the more veteran toys are scurrying to find a hiding place. The door bursts open, and Rex is thrown to the side. Cue Buzz quickly flipping his helmet up just before a kid snatches him up.
* In ''WesternAnimation/OverTheHedge'', the Verminator, [[spoiler:just before he and Gladys and Vincent are zapped by the Depelter Turbo]]: "Prepare for a lot of stinging!"
* In ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife'', when Hopper shows up, Heimlich whimpers "I think I'm going to wet myself".
tears."



* ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'':
** Dory's expression when she sees the submarine begin to tip.
** Marlin's reaction to realizing [[LuringInPrey the light he and Dory have been following]] in the deeps is from a ferocious anglerfish. "Good feeling's gone..."
* ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc'': The first time George comes in contact with artifacts from the human world, he's understandably terrified. The second time, he seems much more resigned than scared when the CDA forcefully tackles him:
-->'''George:''' Oh dear.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove'' and its famous InevitableWaterfall scene:
-->'''Pacha:''' Uh-oh.\\
'''Kuzco:''' ''(deadpan)'' Don't tell me -- we're about to go over a huge waterfall.\\
'''Pacha:''' ''(also deadpan)'' Yep.\\
'''Kuzco:''' Sharp rocks at the bottom?\\
'''Pacha:''' Most likely.\\
'''Kuzco:''' ...[[BringIt Bring it on]]. ''[They go over the falls]'' BOOYAAAAHAHAHAHA!
%%* Simba in ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}'' after he gets busted [[PapaWolf (and rescued)]] by his dad in the elephant graveyard.
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}'', before the final confrontation between Anastasia and Rasputin, Rasputin's [[NonHumanSidekick pet bat Bartok]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere abandons his master]], saying, "This will only end in tears."



* ''WesternAnimation/MickeyDonaldGoofyTheThreeMusketeers'': Pete reacts to Mickey, Donald, and Goofy preparing to kick his fat ass in this way. Twice.
* ''WesternAnimation/ThePolarExpress'':
--> '''The Conductor''': Well, considering that we have lost communication with the engineer, and are standing totally exposed on the front of the locomotive, and the train seems to be accelerating, uncontrollably, not to mention that we are headed to Glacier Gulch, which just happens to be the steepest downhill grade in the world, I suggest we all hold on... TIGHTLY!
* ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'': Gum's reaction to [[spoiler:the Druggie sobering up from the bath salts]].
** A case of Mentos has this reaction when a bottle of soda convinces him to join in a [[HeroicSacrifice sacrifice]] against one of the humans during the final battle.
--->'''Mentos:''' This is gonna hurt so fucking much.

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* ''WesternAnimation/MickeyDonaldGoofyTheThreeMusketeers'': Pete reacts to Mickey, Donald, and Goofy preparing to kick his fat ass in this way. Twice.
* ''WesternAnimation/ThePolarExpress'':
--> '''The Conductor''': Well, considering that we have lost communication with the engineer, and are standing totally exposed on the front of the locomotive, and the train seems to be accelerating, uncontrollably, not to mention that we are headed to Glacier Gulch, which just happens to be the steepest downhill grade in the world, I suggest we all hold on... TIGHTLY!
* ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'': Gum's reaction to [[spoiler:the Druggie sobering up from the bath salts]].
** A case of Mentos has this reaction
In ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife'', when a bottle of soda convinces him Hopper shows up, Heimlich whimpers "I think I'm going to join in a [[HeroicSacrifice sacrifice]] against one of the humans during the final battle.
--->'''Mentos:''' This is gonna hurt so fucking much.
wet myself".



* ''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove'' and its famous InevitableWaterfall scene:
-->'''Pacha:''' Uh-oh.\\
'''Kuzco:''' ''(deadpan)'' Don't tell me -- we're about to go over a huge waterfall.\\
'''Pacha:''' ''(also deadpan)'' Yep.\\
'''Kuzco:''' Sharp rocks at the bottom?\\
'''Pacha:''' Most likely.\\
'''Kuzco:''' ...[[BringIt Bring it on]]. ''[They go over the falls]'' BOOYAAAAHAHAHAHA!
* Batty in ''WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest'' gets one of these when Hexxus tries to crush him and Zack with falling debris.
-->'''Batty:''' Ohhhh... ''this'' is gonna ''hurrrt''...
* ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'':
** Dory's expression when she sees the submarine begin to tip.
** Marlin's reaction to realizing [[LuringInPrey the light he and Dory have been following]] in the deeps is from a ferocious anglerfish. "Good feeling's gone..."

* ''WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon'': Hiccup, being a DeadpanSnarker, has this reaction quite frequently when he finds himself in a predicament.
-->'''Hiccup:''' ''*after shooting down his first dragon*'' Did ANYBODY see that? ''*turns to find a [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Monstrous Nightmare]] right behind him*'' ...except for you?\\
'''Hiccup:''' ''(when he finds himself flying directly into a fireball)'' Come on!\\
'''Hiccup:''' ''(after Astrid has just discovered Toothless)'' Duh-duh-duh, we're dead.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1'': Prior to catching a train -- [[{{Trainstopping}} literally]] -- in the first section of the movie, Mr. Incredible winces appropriately. And near the end of the same movie, Syndrome also gets [[OhCrap a moment of this]] [[spoiler:right before the convertible Mr. Incredible himself tosses at him knocks him into the TurbineBlender of his Manta plane]].



** When Mansley becomes lost for words upon discovering that the Giant is an art sculpture (Although, Hogarth and Dean [[HiddenInPlainSight disguised him with various metal pieces to stop the army from finding out]]), Rogard is so angered by the apparent false alarm that he tells Mansley to step outside so he can chew him out big time:

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** When Mansley becomes lost for words upon discovering that the Giant is an art sculpture (Although, Hogarth (Hogarth and Dean [[HiddenInPlainSight disguised him with various metal pieces to stop the army from finding out]]), Rogard is so angered by the apparent false alarm that he tells Mansley to step outside so he can chew him out big time:



''(Cut to the view of the window where Hogarth watches in amusement as Mansley is being yelled at by Rogard)''\\

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''(Cut ''(cut to the view of the window where Hogarth watches in amusement as Mansley is being yelled at by Rogard)''\\



'''Mansley''': Wha....''*turns around to see the Giant '''standing right there next to them''' and [[OhCrap winces]]*'' ....[[DidntThinkThisThrough ohhh]].....
* ''WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon'': Hiccup, being a DeadpanSnarker, has this reaction quite frequently when he finds himself in a predicament.
-->'''Hiccup:''' ''*after shooting down his first dragon*'' Did ANYBODY see that? ''*turns to find a [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Monstrous Nightmare]] right behind him*'' ...except for you?\\
'''Hiccup:''' ''(when he finds himself flying directly into a fireball)'' Come on!\\
'''Hiccup:''' ''(after Astrid has just discovered Toothless)'' Duh-duh-duh, we're dead.
* ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda1'': Tai Lung's expression [[spoiler:seconds before Po uses the Wuxi Finger Hold on him at the end of the film practically ''screams'' this.]]

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'''Mansley''': Wha....''*turns around to see the Giant '''standing right there next to them''' and [[OhCrap winces]]*'' ....winces]]*'' .....[[DidntThinkThisThrough ohhh]].....
* ''WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon'': Hiccup, being a DeadpanSnarker, has this reaction quite frequently when he finds himself in a predicament.
-->'''Hiccup:''' ''*after shooting down his first dragon*'' Did ANYBODY see that? ''*turns to find a [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Monstrous Nightmare]] right behind him*'' ...except for you?\\
'''Hiccup:''' ''(when he finds himself flying directly into a fireball)'' Come on!\\
'''Hiccup:''' ''(after Astrid has just discovered Toothless)'' Duh-duh-duh, we're dead.
* ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda1'': Tai Lung's expression [[spoiler:seconds before Po uses the Wuxi Finger Hold on him at the end of the film practically ''screams'' this.]]
ohhh]].....



* ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'':
** Mei's expression almost screams this when [[spoiler:the fire escape starts collapsing under her weight during her nightmare run home from school.]]
--->'''Mei''': (in a tiny voice) Uh-oh.
** After Mei's dad blurts out "[[OpenMouthInsertFoot It's happened already?!]]", Ming cringes to herself for a second -- she knows damn well that Mei is not going to miss the question's implication, nor is she going to be happy about it.

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* ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'':
** Mei's
''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda1'': Tai Lung's expression almost screams this when [[spoiler:the fire escape starts collapsing under her weight during her nightmare run home from school.[[spoiler:seconds before Po uses the Wuxi Finger Hold on him at the end of the film practically ''screams'' this.]]
--->'''Mei''': (in a tiny voice) Uh-oh.
** After Mei's
%%* Simba in ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}'' after he gets busted [[PapaWolf (and rescued)]] by his dad blurts out "[[OpenMouthInsertFoot It's happened already?!]]", Ming cringes in the elephant graveyard.
* ''WesternAnimation/MickeyDonaldGoofyTheThreeMusketeers'': Pete reacts
to herself for a Mickey, Donald, and Goofy preparing to kick his fat ass in this way. Twice.
* ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc'': The first time George comes in contact with artifacts from the human world, he's understandably terrified. The
second -- she knows damn well time, he seems much more resigned than scared when the CDA forcefully tackles him:
-->'''George:''' Oh dear.
* In ''WesternAnimation/OverTheHedge'', the Verminator, [[spoiler:just before he and Gladys and Vincent are zapped by the Depelter Turbo]]: "Prepare for a lot of stinging!"
* ''WesternAnimation/ThePolarExpress'':
--> '''The Conductor''': Well, considering
that Mei is not going to miss we have lost communication with the question's implication, nor is she going engineer, and are standing totally exposed on the front of the locomotive, and the train seems to be happy about it.accelerating, uncontrollably, not to mention that we are headed to Glacier Gulch, which just happens to be the steepest downhill grade in the world, I suggest we all hold on... TIGHTLY!
* ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'': Gum's reaction to [[spoiler:the Druggie sobering up from the bath salts]].
** A case of Mentos has this reaction when a bottle of soda convinces him to join in a [[HeroicSacrifice sacrifice]] against one of the humans during the final battle.
--->'''Mentos:''' This is gonna hurt so fucking much.


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* ''Franchise/ToyStory'':
** In ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1'', Woody is already aware of the toy destruction Sid is capable of; when he and Buzz get trapped in Sid's room, Woody sees the atrocities he's committed against toys there and mutters "We are gonna die."
** ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'':
*** The real Buzz quietly says "Oh, no" to himself before the second Buzz slams his face into the glass wall of the display case they're in.
*** Mr. Potato Head at the end when Mrs. Potato Head says she wants to adopt the aliens.
** In ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'', when Andy's toys are first sent to the daycare, they get in place on the floor for the toddlers to find them. Buzz notices, with a sense of trepidation, that the more veteran toys are scurrying to find a hiding place. The door bursts open, and Rex is thrown to the side. Cue Buzz quickly flipping his helmet up just before a kid snatches him up.
* ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'':
** Mei's expression almost screams this when [[spoiler:the fire escape starts collapsing under her weight during her nightmare run home from school.]]
--->'''Mei''': (in a tiny voice) Uh-oh.
** After Mei's dad blurts out "[[OpenMouthInsertFoot It's happened already?!]]", Ming cringes to herself for a second -- she knows damn well that Mei is not going to miss the question's implication, nor is she going to be happy about it.
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* ''WebAnimation/EpithetErased'': Mera's reaction to seeing [[InsufferableGenius insufferable teenage dork]] Sylvie turn into a giant Scottish minotaur is a simple, "Oh. That's...new."

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* In ''The Book With No Pictures'', the narrator gets plenty of these as they keep being forced to read one ridiculous thing after another; one standout example is at the beginning, once it dawns on them that they'll have to say '''everything''' in the book, no matter what. Another occurs near the end, before the total barrage of silly noises that they ''also'' have no choice but to read out loud.
-->"oh no oh no here it comes..."



** His review to ''Film/TheNeverEndingStoryIIIEscapeFromFantasia'' starts with him sobbing uncontrollably, explaining that the review was part of "Sequel Month", where he reviews sequels to movies he'd previously reviewed, adding "and if these sequels are [[SuddenlyShouting ANYTHING]] like the movie I just saw, I am in serious shit, man! Serious, serious shit!"
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* ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda1'': Tai Lung's expression [[spoiler:seconds before Po uses the Wuxi Finger Hold on him at the end of the film practically ''screams'' this.]]
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** This from Lennox in the [[Film/{{Transformers}} first film]] during the Mission City battle:

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* Before the Battle of Trafalgar, the admiral in charge of the Franco-Spanish armada, Pierre Villeneuve, issued an plan of battle which was deemed obsolete by many of his officers. Legend says that while they were taking positions of battle, the leading Spanish officer, Cosme Churruca, snarked, "the fleet is doomed".
* Robert-François Damiens, who attempted to assassinate King UsefulNotes/LouisXV [[UsefulNotes/LEtatCestMoi of France]], was sentenced to a gory execution [[EveryoneHasStandards even the]] ''[[EveryoneHasStandards king]]'' [[EveryoneHasStandards found too horrible]]. It involved [[CruelAndUnusualDeath torture with red hot pincers, molten lead, boiling oil and molten wax, being emasculated and having his limbs torn off with horses (and when the limbs weren't tearing off, they cut off his tendons, which did the trick),]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill and burning his still living torso at the stake]]. After the execution, what was left of him was then incinerated, and the ashes scattered in the wind. His last words were "''La journée sera rude''" ("[[{{Understatement}} The day will be hard]]"). Boy, would it ever...
* General Auguste-Alexandre Ducrot of the French Army summed up their situation at Sedan in the UsefulNotes/FrancoPrussianWar in 1870: "Nous sommes dans un pot de chambre, et nous y serons emmerdés." (We're in a chamber pot, and we're about to be shat upon.)



* General Auguste-Alexandre Ducrot of the French Army summed up their situation at Sedan in the UsefulNotes/FrancoPrussianWar in 1870: "Nous sommes dans un pot de chambre, et nous y serons emmerdés." (We're in a chamber pot, and we're about to be shat upon.)
* Robert-François Damiens, who attempted to assassinate King UsefulNotes/LouisXV [[UsefulNotes/LEtatCestMoi of France]], was sentenced to a gory execution [[EveryoneHasStandards even the]] ''[[EveryoneHasStandards king]]'' [[EveryoneHasStandards found too horrible]]. It involved [[CruelAndUnusualDeath torture with red hot pincers, molten lead, boiling oil and molten wax, being emasculated and having his limbs torn off with horses (and when the limbs weren't tearing off, they cut off his tendons, which did the trick),]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill and burning his still living torso at the stake]]. After the execution, what was left of him was then incinerated, and the ashes scattered in the wind. His last words were "''La journée sera rude''" ("[[{{Understatement}} The day will be hard]]"). Boy, would it ever...
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* ''Series/{{Dinosaurs}}'':
** When Baby runs away from home, he ends up captured by a pterosaur and dropped into its nest. After the pterosaur informs him that once her chicks hatch, they're going to eat him, he sums up his situation quite succinctly:
--->'''Baby:''' This stinks.
** Robbie gets one of his own when he discovers his class on [[GRatedSex the Mating Dance]] is going to be taught by ''his mother:'' "This is gonna get rough."
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** When reviewing ''Extreme Super Christmas Special #1'' Linkara says that a character named Troll is a member of ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood}}'' and silently raises his gun to his head.

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-->'''[[Characters/IncredibleHulkBruceBanner The Incredible Hulk]]:''' Hulk [[IKnowKarate know Kung Fu]].

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* ''ComicBook/SpiderMenII'': When he sees a portal to another universe up close, [[Characters/UltimateSpiderManMilesMorales Miles Morales]] says "I have a bad feeling about this."

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* ''ComicBook/SpiderMenII'': When he sees a portal to another universe up close, [[Characters/UltimateSpiderManMilesMorales [[Characters/MarvelComicsMilesMorales Miles Morales]] says "I have a bad feeling about this."
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* Creator/AbbottAndCostello have the "You're 40, She's 10" routine, when Abbott asks Costello how long he has to wait for the girl to be his age before marrying. Costello's response is that unless he's from the mountains, he's going to be in big trouble.
-->'''Costello:''' This one's gonna be a pip...\\
'''Abbott:''' Well now, wait a minute while I finish!\\
'''Costello:''' Now, I'm goin' around with a ten-year-old girl.\\
'''Abbott:''' Well now, wait a minute.\\
'''Costello:''' I got a good idea where I'm gonna wind up...\\
'''Abbott:''' Will you wait a minute, please? Now you're forty, she's ten. You're four times as old as that girl, and you couldn't marry her, could you?\\
'''Costello:''' Not unless I come from the mountains.
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** Following from that, his first Sequel Month review, ''Film/TheNeverendingStoryIII'', starts with him [[InelegantBlubbering loudly weeping in despair]]. He then states that if the rest of the movies for that month are anything like this one, he is in "serious shit".

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** Following from that, his first Sequel Month review, ''Film/TheNeverendingStoryIII'', ''Film/TheNeverEndingStoryIIIEscapeFromFantasia'', starts with him [[InelegantBlubbering loudly weeping in despair]]. He then states that if the rest of the movies for that month are anything like this one, he is in "serious shit".
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* ''Frachise/JurassicPark'':

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** In ''Film/JurassicPark3'', upon a surprise encounter with ''Spinosaurus'', Alan Grant has one thing to say:

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** In ''Film/JurassicPark3'', upon a surprise encounter with ''Spinosaurus'', ''[[SavageSpinosaurs Spinosaurus]]'', Alan Grant has one thing to say:

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