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* Barry Zuckercorn from ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' is a lawyer, but not a very good one. He routinely gives out poor legal advice and at one point has to look up something on Ask Jeeves. His advice even gives Michael some unneeded angst in the pilot, when George puts Lucille in charge of the Bluth Company instead of him.

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Barry Zuckercorn from ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' is a lawyer, but not a very good one. He routinely gives out poor legal advice and at one point has to look up something on Ask Jeeves. His advice even gives Michael some unneeded angst in the pilot, when George puts Lucille in charge of the Bluth Company instead of him.



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** Buster Bluth is noted to have spent years studying [[ADegreeInUseless various useless topics]], like cartography and Native American music. We see the extent of what this training has gotten him when he has to read a map, and manages to come up with "Obviously this blue part here is the land..."

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* WebAnimation/SheriffHayseed: Todd Hayseed got the job as Troughwater's sheriff because he said on his resume he helped guard the Whatchamacallum fortune, which Joy took as a sign he was competent. It turns out that Whatchamacallum is a knick-knack store in his hometown, and he was a cashier there. His experience in guarding a fortune was helping his boss hide his fortune from the IRS.
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* ''Series/NorthernExposure'': In "A Bolt from the Blue," the state police hostage negotiator's tactics consist of extremely terse small talk and asking his adversary to promise not to take anyone who comes inside to talk to him hostage for additional leverage. And he only thinks to worry about giving a potentially unhinged man another hostage during a standoff after Joel points it out.
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* ''[https://allpoetry.com/The-Owl-Critic The Owl Critic]]'' is a poem by James T. Fields (1817-1881) in which a self-proclaimed expert in taxidermy raises a loud and lengthy stink about the very poorly stuffed and mounted owl on display in a barber shop. [[spoiler: The owl he's complaining about then gets off his perch and hoots, revealing it is actually a living bird.]]
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* ''[https://allpoetry.com/The-Owl-Critic The Owl Critic]]'' is a poem by James T. Fields (1817-1881) in which a self-proclaimed expert in taxidermy raises a loud and lengthy stink about the very poorly stuffed and mounted owl on display in a barber shop. [[spoiler: The owl he's complaining about then gets off his perch and hoots, revealing it is actually a living bird.]]
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* ''ComicBook/LesTuniquesBleues'' has a former Southerner who moved to Canada to mine gold bequeath his fortune to the South, with our heroes sent to stop him. They also hire a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coureur_des_bois coureur des bois]] to guide them, and every time Chesterfield cites a MemeticBadass-level fact about them, the guy proves him wrong (falling flat on his face every few feet, giving them fleas, leaving clothes on anthills to get rid of parasites and getting them back full of ants). When they finally reach the prospector's cabin, they find the Southern delegation... who it turned out hired the guide's equally-inept brother. The prospector dies of laughter (literally) after explaining the guides had only just gotten out of the forest from that cabin after several months (a few days' trip), and it turns out [[AllForNothing he'd only ever mined a few ounces of gold.]]

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* ''ComicBook/LesTuniquesBleues'' has a former Southerner who moved to Canada to mine gold bequeath his fortune to the South, with our heroes sent to stop him. They also hire a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coureur_des_bois coureur des bois]] to guide them, and every time Chesterfield cites a MemeticBadass-level fact about them, the guy proves him wrong (falling flat on his face every few feet, giving them fleas, leaving clothes on anthills to get rid of parasites and getting them back full of ants). When they finally reach the prospector's cabin, they find the Southern delegation... who it turned out hired the guide's equally-inept equally inept brother. The prospector dies of laughter (literally) after explaining the guides had only just gotten out of the forest from that cabin after several months (a few days' trip), and it turns out [[AllForNothing he'd only ever mined a few ounces of gold.]]



** A brief gag in the live-action film has the baddies hire [[spoiler:[[TheCameo Ray Stanz]] from ''Film/Ghostbusters1984'']] to remove the ghosts, [[BreakTheBadass but he is unable to do it]].

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** A brief gag in the live-action film has the baddies hire [[spoiler:[[TheCameo Ray Stanz]] from ''Film/Ghostbusters1984'']] ''Film/{{Ghostbusters|1984}}'']] to remove the ghosts, [[BreakTheBadass but he is unable to do it]].



* Spence in ''Film/Ronin1998'' is supposedly an ex-SAS trooper turned mercenary brought in to provide firepower for the team. In the first firefight (and immediately later on when proposing a real piece of high-risk HollywoodTactics for the heist), he is exposed as [[PhonyVeteran a fraud]] and dismissed from the team.

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* Spence in ''Film/Ronin1998'' ''Film/{{Ronin|1998}}'' is supposedly an ex-SAS trooper turned mercenary brought in to provide firepower for the team. In the first firefight (and immediately later on when proposing a real piece of high-risk HollywoodTactics for the heist), he is exposed as [[PhonyVeteran a fraud]] and dismissed from the team.



* ''Literature/TheLostFleet'': Two characters introduced in ''Boundless.''

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* ''Series/{{Kaamelott}}'': In this Myth/ArthurianLegend parody, Myth/{{Merlin}} is prompt to point out that he's not just an IneptMage, but a {{Druid}}. However, his qualifications as druid are lacking too. He cannot control his {{Animorphism}} (while implying at another time other druids ''can''), his nature-based spells go awry just like any other magic he attempts, and he can't even read the Druidic language.

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* ''Series/{{Kaamelott}}'': In this Myth/ArthurianLegend parody, Myth/{{Merlin}} is prompt to point out that he's not just an IneptMage, but a {{Druid}}. However, his qualifications as a druid are lacking too. He cannot control his {{Animorphism}} (while implying at another time other druids ''can''), his nature-based spells go awry just like any other magic he attempts, and he can't even read the Druidic language.



* Invoked by the title character of ''VisualNovel/{{Melody}}'' when the protagonist starts tutoring her - at least, until he starts mentioning the big-name musicians he’s played with.

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* Invoked by the title character of ''VisualNovel/{{Melody}}'' when the protagonist starts tutoring her - -- at least, until he starts mentioning the big-name musicians he’s he's played with.



* In ''Webcomic/TheHandbookOfHeroes'', Inquisitor's job is to investigate crimes and pursue the culprits. She is, however, regularly portrayed as having [[https://www.handbookofheroes.com/archives/comic/to-catch-a-killer-part-3-stay-of-execution rather lackluster]] [[https://www.handbookofheroes.com/archives/comic/this-must-mean-something detective skills]]. (The rest of Team Bounty Hunter hardly helps.)

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* In ''Webcomic/TheHandbookOfHeroes'', Inquisitor's job is to investigate crimes and pursue the culprits. She is, however, regularly portrayed as having [[https://www.handbookofheroes.com/archives/comic/to-catch-a-killer-part-3-stay-of-execution rather lackluster]] [[https://www.handbookofheroes.com/archives/comic/this-must-mean-something detective skills]]. (The (And the rest of Team Bounty Hunter hardly helps.)
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* [[http://thedailywtf.com The Daily WTF]], a site for showcasing computer programming horrors, often exhibits the work of Highly Paid Consultants. The code these [=HPCs=] create tends to be a barely-functional, un-maintainable mess of spaghetti which, if you're very lucky, might do something vaguely resembling the actual requirements.
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** Meanwhile, the [[http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_misc.shtml miscellaneous page]] has a few examples of incompetent computer teachers.

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** Meanwhile, the [[http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_misc.shtml miscellaneous page]] has other pages have a few examples of incompetent computer teachers.teachers. For example, the one who didn't know you couldn't touch the surface of a floppy disk or the one who tried to adjust the size and focus of an overhead projector using the same knob for both.

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