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* In LordOfTheRings, Aragorn tells Treebeard that the humans will never forget his deeds. Treebeard says: ''"Never" is too long a word even for me. Not while your kingdoms last, you mean; but they will have to last long indeed to seem long to Ents.''

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* In LordOfTheRings, ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'', Aragorn tells Treebeard that the humans will never forget his deeds. Treebeard says: ''"Never" is too long a word even for me. Not while your kingdoms last, you mean; but they will have to last long indeed to seem long to Ents.''


-->--'''Sakka''', Chief of the UsefulNotes/{{Buddhis|m}}t Deities, on the concept of "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impermanence Impermanence]]".

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-->--'''Sakka''', -->-- '''Sakka''', Chief of the UsefulNotes/{{Buddhis|m}}t Deities, on the concept of "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impermanence Impermanence]]".



[[folder: Film ]]

* From ''PeterPan'':
-->'''Peter:''' ''"Tinker Bell! I hereby banish you forever."''\\
'''Wendy:''' ''"Please, not forever." ''\\
'''Peter:''' ''"Well, for a week then." ''

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[[folder: Film - Animated ]]

* From ''PeterPan'':
''Disney/PeterPan'':
-->'''Peter:''' ''"Tinker Tinker Bell! I hereby banish you forever."''\\
\\
'''Wendy:''' ''"Please, Please, not forever." ''\\
\\
'''Peter:''' ''"Well, Well, for a week then." ''




[[/folder]]

[[folder: Film - Live Action ]]



-->'''Adell:''' ''"All the energy we could ever use, forever and forever and forever."''\\
'''Lupov:''' ''"Not forever."''\\
'''Adell:''' ''"Oh, hell, just about forever. Till the sun runs down, Bert."''\\
'''Lupov:''' ''"That's not forever."''\\
'''Adell:''' ''"All right, then. Billions and billions of years. Twenty billion, maybe. Are you satisfied?"''\\
'''Lupov:''' ''"Twenty billion years isn't forever."''

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-->'''Adell:''' ''"All All the energy we could ever use, forever and forever and forever."''\\
\\
'''Lupov:''' ''"Not Not forever."''\\
\\
'''Adell:''' ''"Oh, Oh, hell, just about forever. Till the sun runs down, Bert."''\\
\\
'''Lupov:''' ''"That's That's not forever."''\\
\\
'''Adell:''' ''"All All right, then. Billions and billions of years. Twenty billion, maybe. Are you satisfied?"''\\
satisfied?\\
'''Lupov:''' ''"Twenty Twenty billion years isn't forever."''



--> ''"I hope that / We will be friends, tomorrow\\

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--> ''"I I hope that / We will be friends, tomorrow\\



Wipe away tears and sorrow. / If we can be friends again..."''

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Wipe away tears and sorrow. / If we can be friends again..."''



-->'''Darrin:''' "I wish that your mother would stay out of our lives forev-"
-->'''Samantha,''' who realizes that literally speaking, that means never seeing her mom again: "Darrin, no!"
-->'''Darrin:''' [Sighs] "-for two weeks." [Endora vanishes] [[note]]If you care what the third was, it came into play at the episode's end as a BrickJoke. After a shower, he says it was great and he wished he could have another. He got teleported back into the now-running-again shower with his clothes on.[[/note]]

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-->'''Darrin:''' "I I wish that your mother would stay out of our lives forev-"
-->'''Samantha,''' who
forev--\\
'''Samantha:''' ''[who
realizes that literally speaking, that means never seeing her mom again: "Darrin, no!"
-->'''Darrin:''' [Sighs] "-for
again]'' Darrin, no!\\
'''Darrin:''' ''[sighs]'' --for
two weeks." [Endora vanishes] [[note]]If you care what the third was, it came into play at the episode's end as a BrickJoke. After a shower, he says it was great and he wished he could have another. He got teleported back into the now-running-again shower with his clothes on.[[/note]]
weeks.



-->If what they say is "Nothing is forever"
-->Then what makes ... love the exception?

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-->If what they say is "Nothing is forever"
-->Then
forever"\\
Then
what makes ... love the exception?



-->'''Xemnas''': Heroes from the Realm of Light, answer me this. If Light and Darkness are eternal, than surely we Nothings are the same: eternal!
-->'''Riku''': You're right. Light and Dark are eternal. Nothing probably goes on forever, too. But guess what, Xemnas?
-->'''Sora''': That doesn't mean ''you're'' eternal!

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-->'''Xemnas''': -->'''Xemnas:''' Heroes from the Realm of Light, answer me this. If Light and Darkness are eternal, than surely we Nothings are the same: eternal!
-->'''Riku''':
eternal!\\
'''Riku:'''
You're right. Light and Dark are eternal. Nothing probably goes on forever, too. But guess what, Xemnas?
-->'''Sora''':
Xemnas?\\
'''Sora:'''
That doesn't mean ''you're'' eternal!



-->But nothing is forever
-->not even forever.

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-->But nothing is forever
-->not
forever\\
not
even forever.



-->'''Lisa:''' ''"It couldn't possibly be bottomless."''\\
'''Bart:''' ''"Well, for all intents and purposes."''

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-->'''Lisa:''' ''"It It couldn't possibly be bottomless."''\\
\\
'''Bart:''' ''"Well, Well, for all intents and purposes."''



-->'''Lisa:''' Nothing lasts forever.
-->'''Homer:''' ''[childishly]'' Everything lasts forever.

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-->'''Lisa:''' Nothing lasts forever.
-->'''Homer:'''
forever.\\
'''Homer:'''
''[childishly]'' Everything lasts forever.



-->'''Wuya''': [[DidYouActuallyBelieve You didn't think]] [[SealedEvilInACan I'd stay in that box]] forever, did you?
-->'''Omi''': Well, another thousand years would have been nice.

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-->'''Wuya''': -->'''Wuya:''' [[DidYouActuallyBelieve You didn't think]] [[SealedEvilInACan I'd stay in that box]] forever, did you?
-->'''Omi''':
you?\\
'''Omi:'''
Well, another thousand years would have been nice.



-->'''Master Fung:''' It has already begun: a thousand years of ''darkness''!
-->'''Kimiko:''' Why a thousand?
-->'''Master Fung:''' It is actually 962 years, but "a thousand" sounds more ominous.

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-->'''Master Fung:''' It has already begun: a thousand years of ''darkness''!
-->'''Kimiko:'''
''darkness''!\\
'''Kimiko:'''
Why a thousand?
-->'''Master
thousand?\\
'''Master
Fung:''' It is actually 962 years, but "a thousand" sounds more ominous.


[[folder: Video Games ]]
* In ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII'', there's this exchange:
-->'''Xemnas''': Heroes from the Realm of Light, answer me this. If Light and Darkness are eternal, than surely we Nothings are the same: eternal!
-->'''Riku''': You're right. Light and Dark are eternal. Nothing probably goes on forever, too. But guess what, Xemnas?
-->'''Sora''': That doesn't mean ''you're'' eternal!
* In ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsX'', when the Beginner's Deal (All-Target Attack Medals, Single-Target Attack Medals and Buffer & Utility Medals) and Daily Deal were announced for the Global version, the Notice announcing them stated "Starting today, in order to help our newer players get caught up and be ready to take on the Heartless in KINGDOM HEARTS Union χ[Cross], we're introducing three deals as '''permanent additions''' to the deal lineup!" On January 31/February 1, 2018, they were discontinued, with the promise of replacement banners in mid-February. Not that anyone really mourned their loss.
[[/folder]]



[[folder: Webcomics ]]
* From [[Webcomic/{{XKCD}} xkcd]]'s ''Film/GroundhogDay'' comic, where the GroundhogDayLoop never ended:
-->But nothing is forever
-->not even forever.
[[/folder]]



[[folder: Video Games ]]
* In ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII'', there's this exchange:
-->'''Xemnas''': Heroes from the Realm of Light, answer me this. If Light and Darkness are eternal, than surely we Nothings are the same: eternal!
-->'''Riku''': You're right. Light and Dark are eternal. Nothing probably goes on forever, too. But guess what, Xemnas?
-->'''Sora''': That doesn't mean ''you're'' eternal!
* In ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsX'', when the Beginner's Deal (All-Target Attack Medals, Single-Target Attack Medals and Buffer & Utility Medals) and Daily Deal were announced for the Global version, the Notice announcing them stated "Starting today, in order to help our newer players get caught up and be ready to take on the Heartless in KINGDOM HEARTS Union χ[Cross], we're introducing three deals as '''permanent additions''' to the deal lineup!" On January 31/February 1, 2018, they were discontinued, with the promise of replacement banners in mid-February. Not that anyone really mourned their loss.
[[/folder]]


* In ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsX'', when the Beginnner's Deal (All-Target Attack Medals, Single-Target Attack Medals and Buffer & Utility Medals) and Daily Deal were announced for the Global version, the Notice announcing them stated "Starting today, in order to help our newer players get caught up and be ready to take on the Heartless in KINGDOM HEARTS Union χ[Cross], we're introducing three deals as '''permanent additions''' to the deal lineup!" On January 31/February 1, 2018, they were discontinued, with the promise of replacement banners in mid-February. Not that anyone really mourned their loss.

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* In ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsX'', when the Beginnner's Beginner's Deal (All-Target Attack Medals, Single-Target Attack Medals and Buffer & Utility Medals) and Daily Deal were announced for the Global version, the Notice announcing them stated "Starting today, in order to help our newer players get caught up and be ready to take on the Heartless in KINGDOM HEARTS Union χ[Cross], we're introducing three deals as '''permanent additions''' to the deal lineup!" On January 31/February 1, 2018, they were discontinued, with the promise of replacement banners in mid-February. Not that anyone really mourned their loss.


* In ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsX"', when the Beginnner's Deal (All-Target Attack Medals, Single-Target Attack Medals and Buffer & Utility Medals) and Daily Deal were announced for the Global version, the Notice announcing them stated "Starting today, in order to help our newer players get caught up and be ready to take on the Heartless in KINGDOM HEARTS Union χ[Cross], we're introducing three deals as '''permanent additions''' to the deal lineup!" On January 31/February 1, 2018, they were discontinued, with the promise of replacement banners in mid-February. Not that anyone really mourned their loss.

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* In ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsX"', ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsX'', when the Beginnner's Deal (All-Target Attack Medals, Single-Target Attack Medals and Buffer & Utility Medals) and Daily Deal were announced for the Global version, the Notice announcing them stated "Starting today, in order to help our newer players get caught up and be ready to take on the Heartless in KINGDOM HEARTS Union χ[Cross], we're introducing three deals as '''permanent additions''' to the deal lineup!" On January 31/February 1, 2018, they were discontinued, with the promise of replacement banners in mid-February. Not that anyone really mourned their loss.



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* In ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsX"', when the Beginnner's Deal (All-Target Attack Medals, Single-Target Attack Medals and Buffer & Utility Medals) and Daily Deal were announced for the Global version, the Notice announcing them stated "Starting today, in order to help our newer players get caught up and be ready to take on the Heartless in KINGDOM HEARTS Union χ[Cross], we're introducing three deals as '''permanent additions''' to the deal lineup!" On January 31/February 1, 2018, they were discontinued, with the promise of replacement banners in mid-February. Not that anyone really mourned their loss.


* MeatLoaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light:"

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* MeatLoaf's Music/MeatLoaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light:"



* Outkast's "Hey Ya":

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* Outkast's Music/{{Outkast}}'s "Hey Ya":

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* In "Strawberry Fields Forever" from ''WesternAnimation/BeatBugs'', Jay wonders, perhaps not unreasonably, why they should refrain from eating too many strawberries if, according to Crick's cricktulations the strawberry fields truly go on forever. Crick warns that if they eat too many, then maybe they won't go on forever.


* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' had [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward on strike. At the end of the episode (after [=SpongeBob=] destroys the Krusty Krab... it's a long story) Mr. Krabs says that to pay him back for destroying the restaurant, [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward are going to work for him....FOREVER! Cue a "One Eternity Later" card, and we see [=SpongeBob's=] and Squidward's skeletons sitting in the Krusty Krab.

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* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' had [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward on strike. At the end of the episode (after [=SpongeBob=] destroys the Krusty Krab... it's a long story) Mr. Krabs says that to pay him back for destroying the restaurant, [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward are going to work for him....FOREVER! Cue a "One Eternity Later" card, and we see [=SpongeBob's=] and Squidward's skeletons sitting still working in the Krusty Krab.


* In ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'', the formal ceremony granting new lands and titles to a vassal tends to include the phrase, "...to be held by your children and grandchildren from now until the end of time." While such holdings can indeed last quite a long time if well-managed, they can also be lost rather quickly if the liege lord is removed from power or the vassal attainted for treason. Janos Slynt, for example, is granted Harrenhal by Cersei Lannister and never sets foot in it before being condemned to the Wall by Tyrion Lannister; Harrenhal is later granted to Petyr Baelish, who is too GenreSavvy to put much stock in promises. The end of time having not yet been reached, it remains to be seen which (if any) noble houses will still be in possession of their original holdings.

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* In ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'', the formal ceremony granting new lands and titles to a vassal tends to include the phrase, "...to be held by your children and grandchildren from now until the end of time." While such holdings can indeed last quite a long time if well-managed, they can also be lost rather quickly if the liege lord is removed from power or the vassal attainted for treason. Janos Slynt, for example, is granted Harrenhal by Cersei Lannister and never sets foot in it before being condemned to the Wall by Tyrion Lannister; Harrenhal is later granted to Petyr Baelish, who is too GenreSavvy smart to put much stock in promises. The end of time having not yet been reached, it remains to be seen which (if any) noble houses will still be in possession of their original holdings.


* One episode of ''{{SpongeBob SquarePants}}'' had [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward on strike. At the end of the episode (after [=SpongeBob=] destroys the Krusty Krab... it's a long story) Mr. Krabs says that to pay him back for destroying the restaurant, [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward are going to work for him....FOREVER! Cue a "One Eternity Later" card, and we see [=SpongeBob's=] and Squidward's skeletons sitting in the Krusty Krab.

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* One episode of ''{{SpongeBob SquarePants}}'' ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' had [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward on strike. At the end of the episode (after [=SpongeBob=] destroys the Krusty Krab... it's a long story) Mr. Krabs says that to pay him back for destroying the restaurant, [=SpongeBob=] and Squidward are going to work for him....FOREVER! Cue a "One Eternity Later" card, and we see [=SpongeBob's=] and Squidward's skeletons sitting in the Krusty Krab.


* The 2007/01/24 {{Garfield}} strip.
* ''PearlsBeforeSwine'': According to Rat, when a man says to a woman "I'll love you forever", he means three months. "Forever and ever" adds another six weeks.

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* %%* The 2007/01/24 {{Garfield}} ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} strip.
* ''PearlsBeforeSwine'': ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine'': According to Rat, when a man says to a woman "I'll love you forever", he means three months. "Forever and ever" adds another six weeks.


* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' has Wakko essentially sell his soul to a Swedish-accented Death for a Swedish meatball (this being a parody of ''TheSeventhSeal'', which was a Swedish film). Death drags Wakko down to the netherworld with him, with Yakko and Dot in hot pursuit; once there, they find their brother reduced to a passive mind-slave who is forbidden to do literally ''anything'', even talk (except when someone talks to him first). Yakko and Dot demand that Death set Wakko free - and he tells them that they will be reunited with their brother if they can beat him in a game of checkers. Well, they do - and Death then reveals that [[LoopholeAbuse when he said Yakko and Dot would be reunited with their brother, he meant that]] ''[[LoopholeAbuse they'd]]'' [[LoopholeAbuse be imprisoned in the netherworld, too]]! Since they're now trapped for all eternity, the siblings refer to Death as their father and urge him to play with them; their pranks and annoying behavior drive him absolutely berserk. What ''really'' drives Death to the breaking point is when Yakko cheerfully says: "Just think, we get to be here [[SanitySlippage forever and ever and ever and....]]" "Maybe I was a bit hasty," Death says, and he tells the kids they're free to go - for now. Someday they must return, but Death hopes that it won't be for a very long time!

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* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' has Wakko essentially sell his soul to a Swedish-accented Death for a Swedish meatball (this being a parody of ''TheSeventhSeal'', ''Film/TheSeventhSeal'', which was a Swedish film). Death drags Wakko down to the netherworld with him, with Yakko and Dot in hot pursuit; once there, they find their brother reduced to a passive mind-slave who is forbidden to do literally ''anything'', even talk (except when someone talks to him first). Yakko and Dot demand that Death set Wakko free - and he tells them that they will be reunited with their brother if they can beat him in a game of checkers. Well, they do - and Death then reveals that [[LoopholeAbuse when he said Yakko and Dot would be reunited with their brother, he meant that]] ''[[LoopholeAbuse they'd]]'' [[LoopholeAbuse be imprisoned in the netherworld, too]]! Since they're now trapped for all eternity, the siblings refer to Death as their father and urge him to play with them; their pranks and annoying behavior drive him absolutely berserk. What ''really'' drives Death to the breaking point is when Yakko cheerfully says: "Just think, we get to be here [[SanitySlippage forever and ever and ever and....]]" "Maybe I was a bit hasty," Death says, and he tells the kids they're free to go - for now. Someday they must return, but Death hopes that it won't be for a very long time!


* To quote Rocky Romero, "Tag champs, three times, next up, [[BigWordShout FOREVER TIMES!]]" This led fans to joke "Really, forever Alex?" when Koslov went on hiatus and Romero began teaming with Berretta instead.[[/folder]]

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* To quote Rocky Romero, "Tag "{{Tag|team}} champs, three times, next up, [[BigWordShout FOREVER TIMES!]]" This led fans to joke "Really, forever Alex?" when Koslov went on hiatus and Romero began teaming with Berretta instead.[[/folder]]


* To quote Rocky Romero, "Tag champs, three times, next up, [[BigWordShout FOREVER TIMES!]]" This lead fans to joke "Really, forever Alex?" when Koslov went on hiatus and Romero began teaming with Berretta instead.[[/folder]]

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* To quote Rocky Romero, "Tag champs, three times, next up, [[BigWordShout FOREVER TIMES!]]" This lead led fans to joke "Really, forever Alex?" when Koslov went on hiatus and Romero began teaming with Berretta instead.[[/folder]]

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