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->'''Tagon:''' Massey, you've been with us since before Doyt came aboard. During that time have we done anything illegal?\\

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->'''Tagon:''' -->'''Tagon:''' Massey, you've been with us since before Doyt came aboard. During that time have we done anything illegal?\\

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* Captain Tagon, of ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', suffers a RhetoricalQuestionBlunder because, apparently, the company lawyer kept a list:
->'''Tagon:''' Massey, you've been with us since before Doyt came aboard. During that time have we done anything illegal?\\
'''Massey:''' Do you want me to sort the list by date, or do you want it grouped into 'felonies' and 'misdemeanors?'\\
'''Tagon:''' You could have just said "yes" and left it at that.\\
'''Massey:''' A couple of items may fall under 'high treason' or 'war crimes.' I'll have to check.


* In ''Literature/RallyRoundTheFlagBoys'', Opie Dalmrymple, for his part in provoking the Fourth of July melee, is threatened with court-martial for violations of "several Articles of War, several local ordinances of Putnam's Landing, and possibly the Kellogg-Briand Pact." However, he gets pardoned before the charges are brought to trial.

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* In ''Literature/RallyRoundTheFlagBoys'', Opie Dalmrymple, for his part in provoking the Fourth of July melee, is threatened with court-martial CourtMartial proceedings for violations of "several Articles of War, several local ordinances of Putnam's Landing, and possibly the Kellogg-Briand Pact." However, he gets summarily pardoned before the any of these charges are brought to trial.


* ''ComicBook/{{Lobo}}'''s list of crimes.

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* ''ComicBook/{{Lobo}}'''s ''SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}}'''s list of crimes.


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-->'''Inspector''': So you won't confess your crimes of murder, smuggling, drug-dealing, gambling fraud, forgery, battery, bribery, human trafficking, pimping, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking public urination?]]\\
'''Makube''': [[IResembleThatRemark I'll cop to public urination]].

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-->'''Inspector''': -->'''Inspector:''' So you won't confess your crimes of murder, smuggling, drug-dealing, gambling fraud, forgery, battery, bribery, human trafficking, pimping, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking public urination?]]\\
'''Makube''': '''Makube:''' [[IResembleThatRemark I'll cop to public urination]].



--> '''Officer Bob:''' Kidnapping! Re: restraining liberty for the purpose of terrorizing! Two counts of felonious assault! One count of illegal entry! $4400 in property damage and one count of aggravated menacing with a dangerous kitchen utensil with intent to...
--> '''Freddie:''' ...Castrate me! The crazy bitch tried to castrate me!
--> '''Katchoo:''' Imagine my surprise when I found I didn't have to!

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--> '''Officer -->'''Officer Bob:''' Kidnapping! Re: restraining liberty for the purpose of terrorizing! Two counts of felonious assault! One count of illegal entry! $4400 in property damage and one count of aggravated menacing with a dangerous kitchen utensil with intent to...
-->
to...\\
'''Freddie:''' ...Castrate me! The crazy bitch tried to castrate me!
-->
me!\\
'''Katchoo:''' Imagine my surprise when I found I didn't have to!



* In ''Comicbook/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesAdventures'' #23, a space criminal named Bellybomb is sentenced to a toxic prison planet for seventeen life sentences for extortion, armed robbery, hijacking, kidnapping, torture, murder, man-eating, brain poaching, soul thievery...and impersonating a primitive deity named Bob. After the jailers read off these crimes, Bellybomb points out that they didn't mention his unpaid parking tickets.

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* In ''Comicbook/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesAdventures'' ''ComicBook/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesAdventures'' #23, a space criminal named Bellybomb is sentenced to a toxic prison planet for seventeen life sentences for extortion, armed robbery, hijacking, kidnapping, torture, murder, man-eating, brain poaching, soul thievery...and impersonating a primitive deity named Bob. After the jailers read off these crimes, Bellybomb points out that they didn't mention his unpaid parking tickets.



* From ''Comicbook/AtomicRobo'':

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* From ''Comicbook/AtomicRobo'':''ComicBook/AtomicRobo'':



* ''ComicBook/TransformersLastStandOfTheWreckers:'' The fate of Violator, a Decepticon captured by Autobots one day. After being captured, he was chained up and subjected to ''[[DeskJockey Prowl]]'', listing out all of Violator's crimes... and then listing, in full, the laws those crimes broke. By the third day of this, Violator was DrivenToSuicide.

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* ''ComicBook/TransformersLastStandOfTheWreckers:'' ''ComicBook/TheTransformersLastStandOfTheWreckers:'' The fate of Violator, a Decepticon captured by Autobots one day. After being captured, he was chained up and subjected to ''[[DeskJockey Prowl]]'', listing out all of Violator's crimes... and then listing, in full, the laws those crimes broke. By the third day of this, Violator was DrivenToSuicide.



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-->'''Narrator:''' The next thing he knew, a creature from between dimensions was standing beside his bed, looking down at him disapprovingly.
-->'''Freck:''' You gonna read me my sins? ''(the creature nods)'' Eh, it's gonna take a hundred thousand hours.
-->'''Creature:''' '''''Your sins will be read to you ceaselessly, in shifts... throughout eternity. The list will never end.'''''
-->'''Creature:''' ''(begins reading) "The Sins of Freck."''
-->'''Narrator:''' Charles Freck wished he could take back the last half hour of his life.
-->'''Creature:''' ''"... theft of fingernail clippers..." "... you did knowingly and with malice..." "... punched your baby sister, Evelyn..." "... December, theft of Christmas presents..." "...one billion lies..."''
-->'''Narrator:''' One thousand years later, they had reached the sixth grade, the year he had discovered masturbation.
-->'''Creature:''' ''"... November 14, Percodan... Vicodin... Cocaine..."''
* ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'': At each of Tuco's "executions" an official reads off the list of crimes for which he has been convicted. They go on for quite a while.
** Considering how many of the offenses on the list ... even the relatively lower-grade ones ... were capital crimes, how he and Blondie cheat the executioner more than once is an exercise best left to Sergio Leone and the viewer, and in-universe, even Blondie realizes that the scam may not work the third time around and leaves Tuco in the desert after the second time, his only stated reason being that he didn't think Tuco would ever be worth more than three grand.
** The first time we see them pulling this scam, the judge is reading a list of offenses including murder, arson in a state prison, theft of sacred objects, inciting prostitution, armed robbery . . . but he sounds ''really'' indignant as he winds up with [-"... and, contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking using MARKED CARDS AND LOADED DICE!]]"-]
** He also apparently stole money from ''both sides of the Civil War''.
** One judge remarks that Tuco "spontaneously confessed" to many of the crimes, implying that he made at least some of them up to drive up his bounty.

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-->'''Narrator:''' The next thing he knew, a creature from between dimensions was standing beside his bed, looking down at him disapprovingly.
-->'''Freck:'''
disapprovingly.\\
'''Freck:'''
You gonna read me my sins? ''(the creature nods)'' Eh, it's gonna take a hundred thousand hours.
-->'''Creature:'''
hours.\\
'''Creature:'''
'''''Your sins will be read to you ceaselessly, in shifts... throughout eternity. The list will never end.'''''
-->'''Creature:''' ''(begins reading) "The
'''''\\
'''Creature:''' ''[begins reading]'' The
Sins of Freck."''
-->'''Narrator:'''
\\
'''Narrator:'''
Charles Freck wished he could take back the last half hour of his life.
-->'''Creature:''' ''"...
life.\\
'''Creature:''' "...
theft of fingernail clippers..." "... you did knowingly and with malice..." "... punched your baby sister, Evelyn..." "... December, theft of Christmas presents..." "...one billion lies..."''
-->'''Narrator:'''
"\\
'''Narrator:'''
One thousand years later, they had reached the sixth grade, the year he had discovered masturbation.
-->'''Creature:''' ''"...
masturbation.\\
'''Creature:''' "...
November 14, Percodan... Vicodin... Cocaine..."''
"
* ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'': At each of Tuco's "executions" an official reads off the list of crimes for which he has been convicted. They go on for quite a while.
**
while. Considering how many of the offenses on the list ... list, even the relatively lower-grade ones ... ones, were capital crimes, how he and Blondie cheat the executioner more than once is an exercise best left to Sergio Leone and the viewer, and in-universe, even Blondie realizes that the scam may not work the third time around and leaves Tuco in the desert after the second time, his only stated reason being that he didn't think Tuco would ever be worth more than three grand.
**
grand. The first time we see them pulling this scam, the judge is reading a list of offenses including murder, arson in a state prison, theft of sacred objects, inciting prostitution, armed robbery . . .robbery... but he sounds ''really'' indignant as he winds up with [-"... and, contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking using MARKED CARDS AND LOADED DICE!]]"-]
**
DICE!]]"-] He also apparently stole money from ''both sides of the Civil War''.
**
War''. One judge remarks that Tuco "spontaneously confessed" to many of the crimes, implying that he made at least some of them up to drive up his bounty.



* ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl'' does this before Jack Sparrow is to be executed.
-->'''Cryer''': "Impersonating an officer of the Crown… impersonating a [[Funny/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Cleric]] of the Church of England…"\\
'''Jack Sparrow''': ''[smiling]'' Ah, yes...
** Note that the man reading them stated at the beginning that only "the most egregious" of his crimes were to be stated. The list still goes on for a ''very'' long time.

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* ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl'' does this before Jack Sparrow is to be executed.
-->'''Cryer''': "Impersonating an officer of the Crown… impersonating a [[Funny/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Cleric]] of the Church of England…"\\
'''Jack Sparrow''': ''[smiling]'' Ah, yes...
**
executed. Note that the man reading them stated at the beginning that only "the most egregious" of his crimes were to be stated. The list still goes on for a ''very'' long time.time.
-->'''Cryer:''' "Impersonating an officer of the Crown... impersonating a [[Funny/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Cleric]] of the Church of England..."\\
'''Jack Sparrow:''' ''[smiling]'' Ah, yes...



-->Bigamy,
-->Passing as the Prince of Wales,
-->Eating spaghetti in public,
-->Using hard words in a speakeasy,
-->Trumping partner's ace,
-->Spitting in the Gulf Stream,
-->Jumping board bill in seventeen lunatic asylums,
-->Failure to pay installments on a strait-jacket,
-->Possessing a skunk,
-->Revealing the facts of life to an Indian.

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-->Bigamy,
-->Passing
-->Bigamy,\\
Passing
as the Prince of Wales,
-->Eating
Wales,\\
Eating
spaghetti in public,
-->Using
public,\\
Using
hard words in a speakeasy,
-->Trumping
speakeasy,\\
Trumping
partner's ace,
-->Spitting
ace,\\
Spitting
in the Gulf Stream,
-->Jumping
Stream,\\
Jumping
board bill in seventeen lunatic asylums,
-->Failure
asylums,\\
Failure
to pay installments on a strait-jacket,
-->Possessing
strait-jacket,\\
Possessing
a skunk,
-->Revealing
skunk,\\
Revealing
the facts of life to an Indian.



* In ''Film/StargateContinuum'', [=SG1=] is asked to be present at the execution of the (supposedly) last Ba'al clone. When Jack finally decides to ask what the last several hours of continuous chanting have been about, he's informed that the Tok'ra were listing all of Ba'al crimes in the Goa'uld language and they're only now reaching the end of the list.

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* In ''Film/StargateContinuum'', [=SG1=] SG-1 is asked to be present at the execution of the (supposedly) last Ba'al clone. When Jack finally decides to ask what the last several hours of continuous chanting have been about, he's informed that the Tok'ra were listing all of Ba'al crimes in the Goa'uld language and they're only now reaching the end of the list.



-->'''[[Creator/WhoopiGoldberg Judge Cameo]]''': The defendants are charged with grand theft auto: 1 count; breaking out of jail: 1 count; impugning the character of a prison guard: 1 count; reckless driving: 4 counts; [[NoFourthWall talking to the audience]]; five counts; [[LamePunReaction criminally bad punning]]: 18 counts.\\
'''Bullwinkle''': And three dukes and seven earls.\\
'''Judge Cameo''': Make that 19.

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-->'''[[Creator/WhoopiGoldberg Judge Cameo]]''': Cameo]]:''' The defendants are charged with grand theft auto: 1 count; breaking out of jail: 1 count; impugning the character of a prison guard: 1 count; reckless driving: 4 counts; [[NoFourthWall talking to the audience]]; five counts; [[LamePunReaction criminally bad punning]]: 18 counts.\\
'''Bullwinkle''': '''Bullwinkle:''' And three dukes and seven earls.\\
'''Judge Cameo''': Cameo:''' Make that 19.



-->'''Cop''': Do you know why pulled you over?\\
'''[[Creator/JimCarrey Fletcher]]''': Depends on how long you were following me!\\
'''Cop''': Let's just take it from the top.\\
'''Fletcher''': ''[sigh]'' Here goes. I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light ''[[BreadEggsBreadedEggs and speeding!]]''\\

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-->'''Cop''': -->'''Cop:''' Do you know why pulled you over?\\
'''[[Creator/JimCarrey Fletcher]]''': Fletcher]]:''' Depends on how long you were following me!\\
'''Cop''': '''Cop:''' Let's just take it from the top.\\
'''Fletcher''': '''Fletcher:''' ''[sigh]'' Here goes. I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light ''[[BreadEggsBreadedEggs and speeding!]]''\\



-->'''Vimes''': Conspiracy to cause an affray, going equipped to commit a crime, threatening behaviour, loitering with intent, [[{{Pun}} loitering within tent]], hah, travelling for the purpose of committing a crime, malicious lingering and carrying concealed weapons.\\

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-->'''Vimes''': -->'''Vimes:''' Conspiracy to cause an affray, going equipped to commit a crime, threatening behaviour, loitering with intent, [[{{Pun}} loitering within tent]], hah, travelling for the purpose of committing a crime, malicious lingering and carrying concealed weapons.\\



*** And one count of offensive behaviour to the general on his own side.

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*** ::: And one count of offensive behaviour behavior to the general on his own side.



-->'''Lawyer''': — including more than two thousand cases of Making an Affray, Causing a Public Nuisance, Being Found Drunk, Being Found Very Drunk, Using Offensive Language (taking into account 97 instances of Using Language That Was Probably Offensive If Anyone Could Understand It), Committing a Breach of the Peace, Malicious Lingering, Grand Theft, Petty Theft, Burglary, Housebreaking, Loitering With Intent to Commit a Felony —
** Subverted in ''{{Discworld/Eric}}'', where Hell's new punishments include, instead of being forced to push a boulder up a hill, being forced to listen to all the safety regulations for manhandling large objects. Neither the sinner nor the demon are happy about this.

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-->'''Lawyer''': — -->'''Lawyer:''' -- including more than two thousand cases of Making an Affray, Causing a Public Nuisance, Being Found Drunk, Being Found Very Drunk, Using Offensive Language (taking into account 97 instances of Using Language That Was Probably Offensive If Anyone Could Understand It), Committing a Breach of the Peace, Malicious Lingering, Grand Theft, Petty Theft, Burglary, Housebreaking, Loitering With with Intent to Commit a Felony
--
** Subverted in ''{{Discworld/Eric}}'', ''Discworld/{{Eric}}'', where Hell's new punishments include, instead of being forced to push a boulder up a hill, being forced to listen to all the safety regulations for manhandling large objects. Neither the sinner nor the demon are happy about this.



--> '''Platime:''' Nothing worth mentioning, your Majesty... There were a few incidental murders, assorted thefts, robberies, extortions, burglaries, arsons, smuggling, highway robbery, cattle rustling, pillaging a couple of monasteries, operating unlicensed brothels--that sort of thing...\\

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--> '''Platime:''' -->'''Platime:''' Nothing worth mentioning, your Majesty... There were a few incidental murders, assorted thefts, robberies, extortions, burglaries, arsons, smuggling, highway robbery, cattle rustling, pillaging a couple of monasteries, operating unlicensed brothels--that sort of thing...\\



* In ''Literature/AClockworkOrange'', Alex’s list is so long the policeman in charge of writing it down is completely pale by the time he’s finished.

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* In ''Literature/AClockworkOrange'', Alex’s list is so long the policeman in charge of writing it down is completely pale by the time he’s he's finished.



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-->'''Mr. Conklin''': Now, if you will read me your bill of particulars considering my various infamies . . .
-->'''Mr. Boynton''': We're all going to read some of it, Mr. Conklin. Will you begin Miss Brooks?
-->'''Miss Brooks''': Thank you, Mr. Boynton. Whereas I, Osgood Conklin, Principal of Madison High School, desiring to improve relations between myself, the faculty, and the student body . . . your turn, Walter.
-->'''Walter Denton''': Ahem. Do promise to keep the following ever before me as a reminder of past sins of which I am heartily ashamed.
-->'''Stretch Snodgrass''': Which I ain't never gonna repeat no more.
-->'''Mr. Conklin''': Splendid. Splendid. Please continue.
-->'''Miss Brooks''': Wait until you hear this! I readily admit on many occasions I have acted like a pompous, puffed up, ill tempered, addlepated blowhard.
-->'''Mr. Conklin''': Forgive me, but it seems to me you have omitted maladjusted.
-->'''Miss Brooks''': Please don't interrupt, that's in the next paragraph. Now, where was I?
-->'''Mr. Conklin''': Addlepated blowhard.
-->'''Miss Brooks''': Oh yes. Addlepated blowhard. And on other occasions, I have bellowed like a bull . . .
-->'''Mr. Boynton''': Screamed like an elephant . . .
-->'''Walter Denton''': Hissed like a viper . . .
-->'''Stretch Snodgrass''': Snorted like a buffalo . . .
-->'''Miss Brooks''': And otherwise exhibited the behavior of a maladjusted nincompoop.
-->'''Mr. Conklin''': Oh, oh, oh, there it is!

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-->'''Mr. Conklin''': Conklin:''' Now, if you will read me your bill of particulars considering my various infamies . . .
-->'''Mr. Boynton''':
infamies...\\
'''Mr. Boynton:'''
We're all going to read some of it, Mr. Conklin. Will you begin Miss Brooks?
-->'''Miss Brooks''':
Brooks?\\
'''Miss Brooks:'''
Thank you, Mr. Boynton. Whereas I, Osgood Conklin, Principal of Madison High School, desiring to improve relations between myself, the faculty, and the student body . . . body... your turn, Walter.
-->'''Walter Denton''':
Walter.\\
'''Walter Denton:'''
Ahem. Do promise to keep the following ever before me as a reminder of past sins of which I am heartily ashamed.
-->'''Stretch Snodgrass''':
ashamed.\\
'''Stretch Snodgrass:'''
Which I ain't never gonna repeat no more.
-->'''Mr. Conklin''':
more.\\
'''Mr. Conklin:'''
Splendid. Splendid. Please continue.
-->'''Miss Brooks''':
continue.\\
'''Miss Brooks:'''
Wait until you hear this! I readily admit on many occasions I have acted like a pompous, puffed up, ill tempered, addlepated blowhard.
-->'''Mr. Conklin''':
blowhard.\\
'''Mr. Conklin:'''
Forgive me, but it seems to me you have omitted maladjusted.
-->'''Miss Brooks''':
maladjusted.\\
'''Miss Brooks:'''
Please don't interrupt, that's in the next paragraph. Now, where was I?
-->'''Mr. Conklin''':
I?\\
'''Mr. Conklin:'''
Addlepated blowhard.
-->'''Miss Brooks''':
blowhard.\\
'''Miss Brooks:'''
Oh yes. Addlepated blowhard. And on other occasions, I have bellowed like a bull . . .
-->'''Mr. Boynton''':
bull...\\
'''Mr. Boynton:'''
Screamed like an elephant . . .
-->'''Walter Denton''':
elephant...\\
'''Walter Denton:'''
Hissed like a viper . . .
-->'''Stretch Snodgrass''':
viper...\\
'''Stretch Snodgrass:'''
Snorted like a buffalo . . .
-->'''Miss Brooks''':
buffalo...\\
'''Miss Brooks:'''
And otherwise exhibited the behavior of a maladjusted nincompoop.
-->'''Mr. Conklin''':
nincompoop.\\
'''Mr. Conklin:'''
Oh, oh, oh, there it is!



* ''Series/LawAndOrder'' did the same thing with Lennie Briscoe:
-->'''Briscoe:''' I'm trying to decide what to arrest you for - obstruction of justice, harboring a fugitive or just being a general pain in the ass!

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* ''Series/LawAndOrder'' did the ''Series/LawAndOrder'':
** The
same thing with Lennie Briscoe:
-->'''Briscoe:''' --->'''Briscoe:''' I'm trying to decide what to arrest you for - -- obstruction of justice, harboring a fugitive or just being a general pain in the ass!



-->'''Vogler:''' A man is the sum of his actions. Here are a few of Dr. House’s. He violated a DNR and was charged with assault. He brought a termite into the OR and spat on a surgeon. He accepted a Corvette from a patient who was a known member of the New Jersey mafia... He is a drug addict who flaunts his addiction and refuses to get treatment. He is a disgrace and an embarrassment to this hospital. I’d go on, but it gets kinda mean.
-->'''Board Member:''' If you look far enough into any doctor's past--
-->'''Vogler:''' This is all in the past month!

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-->'''Vogler:''' A man is the sum of his actions. Here are a few of Dr. House’s.House's. He violated a DNR and was charged with assault. He brought a termite into the OR and spat on a surgeon. He accepted a Corvette from a patient who was a known member of the New Jersey mafia... He is a drug addict who flaunts his addiction and refuses to get treatment. He is a disgrace and an embarrassment to this hospital. I’d I'd go on, but it gets kinda mean.
-->'''Board
mean.\\
'''Board
Member:''' If you look far enough into any doctor's past--
-->'''Vogler:'''
past--\\
'''Vogler:'''
This is all in the past month!



* Captain Sisko does this to himself at the end of the ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' episode "In the Pale Moonlight." It's actually a short list, but the transgressions are real doozies for a Starfleet officer.
--> "So...I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all...I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again...I would."
* In the episode [[Recap/SupernaturalS02E19FolsomPrisonBlues "Folsom Prison Blues" (S02, Ep19)]] of ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', Agent Reidy lists Dean's criminal charges from at least 5 different states.
* ''Series/RedDwarf'': The series kicks off with Rimmer's EstablishingCharacterMoment, which is the list of charges he has filed against Lister, namely: 123 counts of insulting a superior technician, 39 counts of dereliction of duty, 84 counts of general insubordination and one count of mutiny.
--> '''Todhunter''': Mutiny, Lister?
--> '''Lister:''' I stood on his toe.
--> '''Rimmer:''' Maliciously and with intent to wound!
** In the episode ''[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonVTerrorform Terrorform]]'', Kryten, in a perfectly earnest manner, spends a minute giving Rimmer a long list of reasons why he'd have so much self-loathing (and only goes through half the list).

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* Captain Sisko does this to himself at the end of the ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' episode "In the Pale Moonlight." Moonlight". It's actually a short list, but the transgressions are real doozies for a Starfleet officer.
--> "So...-->'''Captain Sisko:''' So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again... I would."
would.
* In the episode [[Recap/SupernaturalS02E19FolsomPrisonBlues "Folsom "[[Recap/SupernaturalS02E19FolsomPrisonBlues Folsom Prison Blues" (S02, Ep19)]] Blues]] of ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', Agent Reidy lists Dean's criminal charges from at least 5 different states.
* ''Series/RedDwarf'': ''Series/RedDwarf'':
**
The series kicks off with Rimmer's EstablishingCharacterMoment, which is the list of charges he has filed against Lister, namely: 123 counts of insulting a superior technician, 39 counts of dereliction of duty, 84 counts of general insubordination and one count of mutiny.
--> '''Todhunter''': --->'''Todhunter:''' Mutiny, Lister?
-->
Lister?\\
'''Lister:''' I stood on his toe.
-->
toe.\\
'''Rimmer:''' Maliciously and with intent to wound!
** In the episode ''[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonVTerrorform Terrorform]]'', "[[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonVTerrorform Terrorform]]", Kryten, in a perfectly earnest manner, spends a minute giving Rimmer a long list of reasons why he'd have so much self-loathing (and only goes through half the list).



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[[folder:Roleplay]]
* In ''Roleplay/OpenBlue'', the [[TheFederation Axifloan Coalition]] lists various crimes that various Pirate Lords and ladies are wanted for. While some have pretty serious lists throughout, others... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking not so much]]. Pirate Lady Lucille Prideux's (from v4) list ends with "Theft in general" while Captain Van Wijk's ends with "Blasphemy" (which is pretty light compared to his other crimes). The real cake takers, however, are Captain Garth (v4), with "Unlicensed operation of a menagerie", and Captain Ingrid (v4), with "Insulting Admiral Flota Vladimir Ilyavich Tokarev, '''HERO OF THE TRIBES'''".
* Before killing his victim, the Confessor from the ''Roleplay/GlobalGuardiansPBEMUniverse'' recites a list of his victim's sins. He plucks this information from their own minds telepathically.
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--> '''Priest:''' Come, sinner, and repent your wicked deeds!
--> '''Velvet:''' Empyreans, hear my confession. When I was in prison, I instigated a riot and used it to break myself out.
--> '''Priest:''' Huh...?!
--> '''Velvet:''' Then I set fire to some warehouses in town and stole a ship to make my getaway. Then I teamed up with some pirates to destroy a military fortress. I killed anyone who got in my way.
--> '''Priest:''' What?!
--> '''Velvet:''' What do you think, Father? Will the Empyreans will forgive me?
--> '''Priest:''' I, er... ah... I think you should turn yourself in to the Abbey, and let them help you repent...
--> '''Velvet:''' That's convenient! I'm already planning on going to the Abbey. You see, I'm going to kill their boss, Artorius.
--> '''Priest:''' I-I need an exorcist over here, quick! Somebody! Anybody!
--> '''Velvet:''' That's... about how I figured it'd go.

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--> '''Priest:''' -->'''Priest:''' Come, sinner, and repent your wicked deeds!
-->
deeds!\\
'''Velvet:''' Empyreans, hear my confession. When I was in prison, I instigated a riot and used it to break myself out. \n--> \\
'''Priest:''' Huh...?!
-->
?!\\
'''Velvet:''' Then I set fire to some warehouses in town and stole a ship to make my getaway. Then I teamed up with some pirates to destroy a military fortress. I killed anyone who got in my way.
-->
way.\\
'''Priest:''' What?!
-->
What?!\\
'''Velvet:''' What do you think, Father? Will the Empyreans will forgive me?
-->
me?\\
'''Priest:''' I, er... ah... I think you should turn yourself in to the Abbey, and let them help you repent...
-->
repent...\\
'''Velvet:''' That's convenient! I'm already planning on going to the Abbey. You see, I'm going to kill their boss, Artorius.
-->
Artorius.\\
'''Priest:''' I-I need an exorcist over here, quick! Somebody! Anybody!
-->
Anybody!\\
'''Velvet:''' That's... about how I figured it'd go.



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[[folder:Webcomics]][[folder:Web Animation]]
* ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'': In "Franchise/RoboCop vs. Franchise/{{Terminator}}", [=RoboCop=] lists the Terminator's crimes ''while setting him on fire'' as, "Property damage, Resisting arrest, Assaulting an officer, ''murder''... your hot streak ends ''here''."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Comics]]



--> '''Obi-Wan:''' Let's see... You stole the plans for a symbol of peace. You're allied with (a) a known megalomaniacal warlord and (b) a criminal sociopath. You have not one, but two, armies at your disposal. You've captured me — unfairly — and are holding me with no means of escape. And you're [[EvilGloating monologuing]].

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--> '''Obi-Wan:''' -->'''Obi-Wan:''' Let's see... You stole the plans for a symbol of peace. You're allied with (a) a known megalomaniacal warlord and (b) a criminal sociopath. You have not one, but two, armies at your disposal. You've captured me -- unfairly -- and are holding me with no means of escape. And you're [[EvilGloating monologuing]].



* ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob:'' At the trial of Fructose Riboflavin--

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* ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob:'' ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'': At the trial of Fructose Riboflavin--



* In ''Roleplay/OpenBlue'', the [[TheFederation Axifloan Coalition]] lists various crimes that various Pirate Lords and ladies are wanted for. While some have pretty serious lists throughout, others... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking not so much]]. Pirate Lady Lucille Prideux's (from v4) list ends with "Theft in general" while Captain Van Wijk's ends with "Blasphemy" (which is pretty light compared to his other crimes). The real cake takers, however, are Captain Garth (v4), with "Unlicensed operation of a menagerie", and Captain Ingrid (v4), with "Insulting Admiral Flota Vladimir Ilyavich Tokarev, '''HERO OF THE TRIBES'''".



* Before killing his victim, the Confessor from the ''Roleplay/GlobalGuardiansPBEMUniverse'' recites a list of his victim's sins. He plucks this information from their own minds telepathically.
* Used for Comedy in WebVideo/{{Manwhores}} when Randy is listing reasons for why Greg has ruined their lives, in that none of the crimes are actually Greg's fault--or crimes.
* In ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', the trope is PlayedForDrama in [[http://parahumans.wordpress.com/2011/11/15/hive-5-4/ Hive 5.4]], at the meeting to discuss the bullying of Taylor by Emma, Madison, and Sophia.
-->'''Taylor''' [''referring to the stack of papers she brought'']: Six vicious emails, Sophia pushed me down the stairs when I was near the bottom, making me drop my books, tripped and shoved me no less than three times during gym, and threw my clothes at me while I was in the shower after gym class had ended, getting them wet. I had to wear my gym clothes for the rest of the morning. In biology, Madison used every excuse she could to use the pencil sharpener or talk to the teacher, and each time she passed my desk, she pushed everything I had on my desk to the floor. I was watching for it the third time, and covered my stuff when she approached, so on the fourth trip, she emptied the pencil sharpener into one of her hands and dumped the shavings onto my head and desk as she walked by. All three of them cornered me after school had ended and took my backpack from me, throwing it in the garbage.\\

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* Before killing his victim, the Confessor from the ''Roleplay/GlobalGuardiansPBEMUniverse'' recites a list of his victim's sins. He plucks this information from their own minds telepathically.
* Used for Comedy in WebVideo/{{Manwhores}} when Randy is listing reasons for why Greg has ruined their lives, in that none of the crimes are actually Greg's fault--or crimes.
* In ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', the
''Literature/{{Worm}}'':
** The
trope is PlayedForDrama in [[http://parahumans.wordpress.com/2011/11/15/hive-5-4/ Hive 5.4]], at the meeting to discuss the bullying of Taylor by Emma, Madison, and Sophia.
-->'''Taylor''' [''referring --->'''Taylor:''' ''[referring to the stack of papers she brought'']: brought]'' Six vicious emails, Sophia pushed me down the stairs when I was near the bottom, making me drop my books, tripped and shoved me no less than three times during gym, and threw my clothes at me while I was in the shower after gym class had ended, getting them wet. I had to wear my gym clothes for the rest of the morning. In biology, Madison used every excuse she could to use the pencil sharpener or talk to the teacher, and each time she passed my desk, she pushed everything I had on my desk to the floor. I was watching for it the third time, and covered my stuff when she approached, so on the fourth trip, she emptied the pencil sharpener into one of her hands and dumped the shavings onto my head and desk as she walked by. All three of them cornered me after school had ended and took my backpack from me, throwing it in the garbage.\\



* ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'': In Franchise/RoboCop vs Franchise/{{Terminator}}, [=RoboCop=] lists the Terminator's crimes ''while setting him on fire'' as, "Property damage, Resisting arrest, Assaulting an officer, ''murder''... your hot streak ends ''here''."



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* [[https://tvtropes.org TV Tropes]] may display a long list of transgressions, depending on the article.

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[[folder:Websites]]
[[folder:Web Videos]]
* [[https://tvtropes.org TV Tropes]] may display a long list Used for Comedy in ''WebVideo/{{Manwhores}}'' when Randy is listing reasons for why Greg has ruined their lives, in that none of transgressions, depending on the article.crimes are actually Greg's fault--or crimes.



* ''WesternAnimation/BountyHamster''. "You stand accused of breaking the Prime Directive, 16,000 speed limits, and a really nice vase!"

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* ''WesternAnimation/BountyHamster''. ''WesternAnimation/BountyHamster'':
**
"You stand accused of breaking the Prime Directive, 16,000 speed limits, and a really nice vase!"



-->'''St. Peter:''' When you were 4, you mutilated an action figure in a most disturbing manner.
-->'''Beavis:''' Oh yeah, heh heh, that was cool.
-->'''St. Peter:''' No... that sucked. Then, when you were 5, you and your friend Butt-Head passed out chocolate laxatives in your kindergarten class.
-->'''Beavis:''' Yeah, that was really cool.
-->'''St. Peter:''' No, Beavis, that also sucked.
-->'''Beavis:''' What do you know, asswipe?
-->'''St. Peter:''' I know everything... buttmunch.

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-->'''St. Peter:''' When you were 4, you mutilated an action figure in a most disturbing manner.
-->'''Beavis:'''
manner.\\
'''Beavis:'''
Oh yeah, heh heh, that was cool.
-->'''St.
cool.\\
'''St.
Peter:''' No... that sucked. Then, when you were 5, you and your friend Butt-Head passed out chocolate laxatives in your kindergarten class.
-->'''Beavis:'''
class.\\
'''Beavis:'''
Yeah, that was really cool.
-->'''St.
cool.\\
'''St.
Peter:''' No, Beavis, that also sucked.
-->'''Beavis:'''
sucked.\\
'''Beavis:'''
What do you know, asswipe?
-->'''St.
asswipe?\\
'''St.
Peter:''' I know everything... buttmunch.



-->'''Monogram:''' Well, there's a list of outstanding violations as long as your arm.
-->'''Doof:''' Ohh, well, [[LampshadeHanging I do have unusually long arms.]]

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-->'''Monogram:''' Well, there's a list of outstanding violations as long as your arm.
-->'''Doof:'''
arm.\\
'''Doof:'''
Ohh, well, [[LampshadeHanging I do have unusually long arms.]]



-->'''Governor:''' Minor traffic violations: 1400 counts. Evading library fine: 250 counts.
-->'''Martha:''' Come on, that's nothing serious.
-->'''Governor:''' Planetary demolition...
-->'''Martha:''' How many counts?
-->'''Governor:''' Seventeen... no, Eighteen.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'': Subverted in the season five premiere, when Archer is informed by an FBI agent that he is under arrest (after having shot another agent.) When Archer asks for the charges, he is told "In addition to the attempted murder of a federal agent? Well, there's gonna be just a whole bunch of charges, but mostly treason."

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-->'''Governor:''' Minor traffic violations: 1400 counts. Evading library fine: 250 counts.
-->'''Martha:'''
counts.\\
'''Martha:'''
Come on, that's nothing serious.
-->'''Governor:'''
serious.\\
'''Governor:'''
Planetary demolition...
-->'''Martha:'''
demolition...\\
'''Martha:'''
How many counts?
-->'''Governor:'''
counts?\\
'''Governor:'''
Seventeen... no, Eighteen.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'': ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'':
**
Subverted in the season five premiere, when Archer is informed by an FBI agent that he is under arrest (after having shot another agent.) When Archer asks for the charges, he is told "In addition to the attempted murder of a federal agent? Well, there's gonna be just a whole bunch of charges, but mostly treason."



-->'''Ray''': I said Ms. Archer had an affair with the head of the KGB for, like, 30 years--
-->'''Cheryl''': Yeah, until he got blown up… Which was actually my fault--
-->'''Cyril''': Because she was busy having choke-sex with a murderous cyborg, who then became the new head of the KGB until--
-->'''Krieger''': I built a sexier one out of illegal Soviet parts. And a corpse.
-->'''Pam''': There was ''no shortage'' of dead bodies around ISIS--
-->'''Ray''': One of which belonged to the prime minister of goddamn Italy--
-->'''Cyril''': Oh, Jesus, I forgot about the—
-->'''Cheryl''': Giant pot farm in West Virginia—
-->'''Pam''': And this whole other thing with the Yakuza--
-->'''Ray''': Irish Mob--
-->'''Cheryl''': Piracy--
-->'''Cyril''': White slavery--
-->'''Pam''': No, like, actual piracy, with boats and--
-->'''Cheryl''': I wanna sayyyyy… Burt Reynolds?
-->'''Cyril''': Poaching alligators—
-->'''Ray''': Smuggling Mexicans—
-->'''Krieger''': Defiling a corpse--
-->'''Cyril''': Defiling a different corpse --
-->'''Pam''':Kidnapping the Pope—
-->'''Cheryl''': Faking my own kidnapping! Hah! [{{beat}}] Arson.
-->'''Pam''': Bumfights! You know, like when you pay bums to—
-->'''Cyril''':Destroy an oil pipeline in--
-->'''Cheryl''': Goddammit, I wanna say Burt Reynolds!
-->'''Cyrill''': Turkmenistan?
-->'''Krieger''': Odessa. You know, the ratlines—
-->'''Cheryl''': Where you make it look like a murder-suicide, but—
-->'''Krieger''': Is it murder if they were my own clones? I'm seriously asking.
-->'''Ray''': Oh, because, speaking of sexual assault—
-->'''Pam''': Which time? Because for one of 'em I got a pretty good excuse.
-->'''FBI Agent''': Can I stop you, please?
-->'''Pam''': [[BlackComedyRape That's what he said!]] >''Ahem…''< [[DudeNotFunny Inappropriate. ]]
-->'''Cyril''': Geez, when you just list everything ISIS has done, [[UnderStatement it sounds kind of bad.]]
* Near the end of the ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' episode "The Stanchurian Candidate", Stan gets disqualified from running for mayor of Gravity Falls due to his extensive criminal record.
-->'''Anchorwoman:''' Crimes include shoplifting, teaching bears to drive, a new crime he invented called "burglebezzlement", first-degree llamacide...
-->'''Stan:''' [[HeKnowsTooMuch That llama knew too much]]!

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-->'''Ray''': --->'''Ray:''' I said Ms. Archer had an affair with the head of the KGB for, like, 30 years--
-->'''Cheryl''':
years--\\
'''Cheryl:'''
Yeah, until he got blown up… up... Which was actually my fault--
-->'''Cyril''':
fault--\\
'''Cyril:'''
Because she was busy having choke-sex with a murderous cyborg, who then became the new head of the KGB until--
-->'''Krieger''':
until--\\
'''Krieger:'''
I built a sexier one out of illegal Soviet parts. And a corpse.
-->'''Pam''':
corpse.\\
'''Pam:'''
There was ''no shortage'' of dead bodies around ISIS--
-->'''Ray''':
ISIS--\\
'''Ray:'''
One of which belonged to the prime minister of goddamn Italy--
-->'''Cyril''':
Italy--\\
'''Cyril:'''
Oh, Jesus, I forgot about the—
-->'''Cheryl''':
the--\\
'''Cheryl:'''
Giant pot farm in West Virginia—
-->'''Pam''':
Virginia--\\
'''Pam:'''
And this whole other thing with the Yakuza--
-->'''Ray''':
Yakuza--\\
'''Ray''':
Irish Mob--
-->'''Cheryl''': Piracy--
-->'''Cyril''':
Mob--\\
'''Cheryl:''' Piracy--\\
'''Cyril:'''
White slavery--
-->'''Pam''':
slavery--\\
'''Pam:'''
No, like, actual piracy, with boats and--
-->'''Cheryl''':
and--\\
'''Cheryl:'''
I wanna sayyyyy… sayyyyy... Burt Reynolds?
-->'''Cyril''':
Reynolds?\\
'''Cyril:'''
Poaching alligators—
-->'''Ray''':
alligators--\\
'''Ray:'''
Smuggling Mexicans—
-->'''Krieger''':
Mexicans--\\
'''Krieger:'''
Defiling a corpse--
-->'''Cyril''':
corpse--\\
'''Cyril:'''
Defiling a different corpse --
-->'''Pam''':Kidnapping
corpse--\\
'''Pam:''' Kidnapping
the Pope—
-->'''Cheryl''':
Pope--\\
'''Cheryl:'''
Faking my own kidnapping! Hah! [{{beat}}] Arson.
-->'''Pam''':
Arson.\\
'''Pam:'''
Bumfights! You know, like when you pay bums to—
-->'''Cyril''':Destroy
to--\\
'''Cyril:''' Destroy
an oil pipeline in--
-->'''Cheryl''':
in--\\
'''Cheryl:'''
Goddammit, I wanna say Burt Reynolds!
-->'''Cyrill''': Turkmenistan?
-->'''Krieger''':
Reynolds!\\
'''Cyrill:''' Turkmenistan?\\
'''Krieger:'''
Odessa. You know, the ratlines—
-->'''Cheryl''':
ratlines--\\
'''Cheryl:'''
Where you make it look like a murder-suicide, but—
-->'''Krieger''':
but--\\
'''Krieger:'''
Is it murder if they were my own clones? I'm seriously asking.
-->'''Ray''':
asking.\\
'''Ray:'''
Oh, because, speaking of sexual assault—
-->'''Pam''':
assault--\\
'''Pam:'''
Which time? Because for one of 'em I got a pretty good excuse.
-->'''FBI Agent''':
excuse.\\
'''FBI Agent:'''
Can I stop you, please?
-->'''Pam''':
please?\\
'''Pam:'''
[[BlackComedyRape That's what he said!]] >''Ahem…''< ''Ahem...'' [[DudeNotFunny Inappropriate. ]]
-->'''Cyril''':
Inappropriate.]]\\
'''Cyril:'''
Geez, when you just list everything ISIS has done, [[UnderStatement it sounds kind of bad.]]
]]\\
* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'':
**
Near the end of the ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' episode "The Stanchurian Candidate", Stan gets disqualified from running for mayor of Gravity Falls due to his extensive criminal record.
-->'''Anchorwoman:''' --->'''Anchorwoman:''' Crimes include shoplifting, teaching bears to drive, a new crime he invented called "burglebezzlement", first-degree llamacide...
-->'''Stan:'''
llamacide...\\
'''Stan:'''
[[HeKnowsTooMuch That llama knew too much]]!



-->'''Stan:''' Whew, at least they didn't list any of the ''bad'' ones. On an unrelated topic, I have a lot of cheap pugs and I need to move them fast.

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-->'''Stan:''' --->'''Stan:''' Whew, at least they didn't list any of the ''bad'' ones. On an unrelated topic, I have a lot of cheap pugs and I need to move them fast.



-->'''Alien Prisoner''': WhatAreYouInFor
-->'''Rick''': [[AllOfThem Everything.]]

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-->'''Alien Prisoner''': WhatAreYouInFor
-->'''Rick''':
Prisoner:''' {{What are you in for}}?\\
'''Rick:'''
[[AllOfThem Everything.]]






-->''5.'' "He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people."
-->''24.'' "He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people."
-->''27.'' "He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages..."
** "...[[Series/TheDailyShow and sometimes pretends he doesn't recognise us at parties]]."

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-->''5.'' "He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people."
-->''24.
"\\
''24.
'' "He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people."
-->''27.
"\\
''27.
'' "He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages..."
** "...[[Series/TheDailyShow and sometimes pretends he doesn't recognise recognize us at parties]]."





ArsonMurderAndJaywalking (or BreadEggsMilkSquick, if you're delving into BlackComedy) is typically invoked, making this a sister trope. This can also invoke a {{Dissimile}} if the defense or accuser remarks that the target's record is pretty clean aside from the list.

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ArsonMurderAndJaywalking (or BreadEggsMilkSquick, if you're delving into BlackComedy) is typically invoked, making this a sister trope. This can also invoke a {{Dissimile}} if the defense or accuser remarks that the target's record is pretty clean aside from the list.
list. On the other hand, it can be {{subverted}} if it becomes ArsonMurderAndLifesaving.


** In [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E1TheCityOfNewYorkVsHomerSimpson "The City of New York Vs Homer Simpson"]], Marge and the kids watch a play where a defendant is found "guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent... Freaked-out behavior both chronic and recent... Drinking and driving, narcotics posession... And that's just page one of this ten-page confession."




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* ''WesternAnimation/StuntDawgs'': In one episode, Richard P. Fungus is shown a long parchment which he assumes to be a list of his sins. He's told it's the list's ''index''.


* The entire premise of ''Series/MyNameIsEarl''. The titular character learns about the concept of [[LaserGuidedKarma karma]] and figures that the reason his life sucks and nothing but bad things happen to him is because he is a {[Jerkass}} and a crook who does nothing but bad things to other people. He makes a list of every bad thing he remembers doing [[TheAtoner and sets out to make amends for them one by one]].

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* The entire premise of ''Series/MyNameIsEarl''. The titular character learns about the concept of [[LaserGuidedKarma karma]] and figures that the reason his life sucks and nothing but bad things happen to him is because he is a {[Jerkass}} {{Jerkass}} and a crook who does nothing but bad things to other people. He makes a list of every bad thing he remembers doing [[TheAtoner and sets out to make amends for them one by one]].


* The premise of ''Series/MyNameIsEarl'' is Earl's attempts to undo or make up for just such a list.

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* The entire premise of ''Series/MyNameIsEarl'' ''Series/MyNameIsEarl''. The titular character learns about the concept of [[LaserGuidedKarma karma]] and figures that the reason his life sucks and nothing but bad things happen to him is Earl's attempts because he is a {[Jerkass}} and a crook who does nothing but bad things to undo or other people. He makes a list of every bad thing he remembers doing [[TheAtoner and sets out to make up amends for just such a list.them one by one]].


* In the ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' ''Detective Comics'' Issue #64 ("ComicBook/TheJoker Walks the Last Mile"), as part of his master plan in putting his JokerImmunity to the test for freedom, the Joker rattles off a "seemingly never-ending list of his incredible crimes" to the police, including robbing the National Bank of Denver; this goes on for days until it's more than enough to warrant a death sentence (he gets better a little later).

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* In the ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' ''Detective Comics'' ''ComicBook/DetectiveComics'' Issue #64 ("ComicBook/TheJoker Walks the Last Mile"), as part of his master plan in putting his JokerImmunity to the test for freedom, the Joker rattles off a "seemingly never-ending list of his incredible crimes" to the police, including robbing the National Bank of Denver; this goes on for days until it's more than enough to warrant a death sentence (he gets better a little later).

Added DiffLines:

** He also apparently stole money from ''both sides of the Civil War''.


* ''Lobo'''s list of crimes.

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* ''Lobo'''s ''ComicBook/{{Lobo}}'''s list of crimes.


* ''Film/RockyAndBullwinkle'' features the states of California, Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio vs. Karen Sympathy, Rocket J. Squirrel, and Bullwinkle J. Moose.

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* ''Film/RockyAndBullwinkle'' ''Film/TheAdventuresOfRockyAndBullwinkle'' features the states of California, Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio vs. Karen Sympathy, Rocket J. Squirrel, and Bullwinkle J. Moose.


* Platime, head of a country's [[ThievesGuild criminal underworld]] in ''Literature/TheElenium'', delivers his own list of transgressions to his queen -- while negotiating a blanket pardon in exchange for [[RecruitingTheCriminal his loyal service]].

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* Platime, head of a country's [[ThievesGuild criminal underworld]] in ''Literature/TheElenium'', delivers his own list of transgressions to his queen -- while negotiating a [[KarmaHoudini blanket pardon pardon]] in exchange for [[RecruitingTheCriminal his loyal service]].


* RickAndMorty: While Rick's exact offenses aren't discernible, the length of the scrolling alien text and the look the guards give each other makes it clear the amount of trouble he's caused. Once Rick's in his cell, he sums it up more succinctly:

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* RickAndMorty: ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'': While Rick's exact offenses aren't discernible, the length of the scrolling alien text and the look the guards give each other makes it clear the amount of trouble he's caused. Once Rick's in his cell, he sums it up more succinctly:

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