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* Used as a BaitAndSwitch in ''VideoGame/TheCurseOfMonkeyIsland''. While [[JustBetweenYouAndMe explaining his evil plan to Guybrush]], [=LeChuck=] says that the life of a sailor is a long, lonely one and that there's one thing they look forward to when they get into port. The look on Guybrush's face suggests that he knows exactly what [=LeChuck=] means, only for [=LeChuck=] to state that the answer is a family friendly theme park, to which Guybrush's answer is a relieved "Obviously".
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* "WesternAnimation/BoysNightOut'': Linberg is take to a nautical themed strip club by his stepfather, which has most of the other men wearing sailor outfits. A group of them even fight for the possession of a performer’s panties.

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* "WesternAnimation/BoysNightOut'': ''WesternAnimation/BoysNightOut'': Linberg is take to a nautical themed strip club by his stepfather, which has most of the other men wearing sailor outfits. A group of them even fight for the possession of a performer’s panties.
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* "WesternAnimation/BoysNightOut'': Linberg is take to a nautical themed strip club by his stepfather, which has most of the other men wearing sailor outfits. A group of them even fight for the possession of a performer’s panties.
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* ''Film/EightHoursOfTerror'': Horny American military personnel in 1950s Japan. Natsuko, a prostitute, laments the end of the American occupation, saying "The US bases are closing down. There's no work."

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* In ''Film/ForbiddenPlanet'', the crew of the spaceship is all-male and stir-crazy from a long flight, and respond energetically when they come across the MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter. Two of the ship's officers start a CockFight over her. %%There's at least one WolfWhistle involved, but don't uncomment this until more context is added.
* In the original 1984 ''Film/{{Ghostbusters|1984}}'' film, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is a mascot character dressed in an old style navy outfit. Peter Venkman snarks that it's one way they may be able to defeat him: "He's a sailor, he's in New York-- we get this guy laid, he won't be any trouble!"
* In ''Film/HailCaesar'', a bunch of sailors celebrate the night before going onto an 8-month-journey. They mourn the fact that they won't see [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVQ0JFzXMgY no dame]] during that time.
* ''Film/OperationPetticoat'': The whole premise of the film is that a [=WW2=] submarine crew can be thrown into hormonal chaos just by adding a few female nurses. At one point the entire crew complement save the Captain decide to present for sick call in order to have the nurses treat them.
* Exploited in ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest''. After Elizabeth Swann sneaks on board a ship, the captain finds her dress after she [[SweetPollyOliver disguises herself as a male sailor]]. He motivates his crew to look for the stowaway by telling them that she's likely naked, making the crew suddenly surge into action.
* ''Film/PoolOfLondon'': Harry, one of the sailors on the ''Dunbar'', is juggling two girlfriends in London, and is implied to have 'a girl in every port'.
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* In ''Film/ForbiddenPlanet'', ''Film/ElizabethTheGoldenAge'': While speaking with Sir Walter Raleigh, Queen Elizabeth I expresses her interest in voyaging to the crew of New World. Raleigh, half-jokingly, decries it as unlikely, since the spaceship is all-male and stir-crazy from a long flight, and respond energetically when they come across the MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter. Two of the ship's officers start a CockFight over her. %%There's at least one WolfWhistle involved, but don't uncomment this until more context is added.
* In the original 1984 ''Film/{{Ghostbusters|1984}}'' film, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is a mascot character dressed in an old style navy outfit. Peter Venkman snarks that it's one way they may be able to defeat him: "He's a sailor, he's in New York-- we get this guy laid, he won't be any trouble!"
* In ''Film/HailCaesar'', a bunch of
sailors celebrate the night before going onto an 8-month-journey. They mourn the fact are crammed into a small space for months at a time, and that they won't see [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVQ0JFzXMgY no dame]] during that time."men have needs" (the queen gets the joke but doesn't seem particularly amused by it).
* ''Film/OperationPetticoat'': The whole premise of the film is that a [=WW2=] submarine crew can be thrown into hormonal chaos just by adding a few female nurses. At one point the entire crew complement save the Captain decide to present for sick call in order to have the nurses treat them.
* Exploited in ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest''. After Elizabeth Swann sneaks on board a ship, the captain finds her dress after she [[SweetPollyOliver disguises herself as a male sailor]]. He motivates his crew to look for the stowaway by telling them that she's likely naked, making the crew suddenly surge into action.
* ''Film/PoolOfLondon'': Harry, one of the sailors on the ''Dunbar'', is juggling two girlfriends in London, and is implied to have 'a girl in every port'.
* The title song of the movie musical
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* In ''Film/AStudyInTerror'', two sailors attempt to procure the services of prostitute Liz Stride, mentioning that have returned from a long voyage and want her for the entire night. A constable moves them on and Liz goes in search of another client and winds up becoming the next victim of UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper.

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* In ''Film/AStudyInTerror'', ''Film/ForbiddenPlanet'': The crew of the spaceship is all-male and stir-crazy from a long flight, and respond energetically when they come across the MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter. Two of the ship's officers start a CockFight over her. %%There's at least one WolfWhistle involved, but don't uncomment this until more context is added.
* ''Film/{{Ghostbusters|1984}}'': The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is a mascot character dressed in an old style navy outfit. Peter Venkman snarks that it's one way they may be able to defeat him: "He's a sailor, he's in New York-- we get this guy laid, he won't be any trouble!"
* ''Film/HailCaesar'': A bunch of sailors celebrate the night before going onto an 8-month-journey. They mourn the fact that they won't see [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVQ0JFzXMgY no dame]] during that time.
* ''Film/OperationPetticoat'': The whole premise of the film is that a [=WW2=] submarine crew can be thrown into hormonal chaos just by adding a few female nurses. At one point the entire crew complement save the Captain decide to present for sick call in order to have the nurses treat them.
* ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest'': After Elizabeth Swann sneaks on board a ship, the captain finds her dress after she [[SweetPollyOliver disguises herself as a male sailor]]. He motivates his crew to look for the stowaway by telling them that she's likely naked, making the crew suddenly surge into action.
* ''Film/PoolOfLondon'': Harry, one of the sailors on the ''Dunbar'', is juggling two girlfriends in London, and is implied to have 'a girl in every port'.
* ''Film/AStudyInTerror'':
two sailors attempt to procure the services of prostitute Liz Stride, mentioning that have returned from a long voyage and want her for the entire night. A constable moves them on and Liz goes in search of another client and winds up becoming the next victim of UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper.
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** Alliance Merchanter ships are owned and crewed by Families with a strong incest taboo who do all their sex and reproducing on stationside shore leave. Their role in keeping isolated stations from becoming inbred or flat-out evolving into a different species is at one point euphemistically referred to as “pollination, and the stations have developed a strong bar-and-hotel industry to accommodate (and extract money from) them.

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** Alliance Merchanter ships are owned and crewed by Families with a strong incest taboo who do all their sex and reproducing on stationside shore leave. Their role in keeping isolated stations from becoming inbred or flat-out evolving into a different species is at one point euphemistically referred to as “pollination, “pollination,” and the stations have developed a strong bar-and-hotel industry to accommodate (and extract money from) them.
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* In ''Literature/AllianceUnion'', two very disparate cultures have managed to produce Horny Spacers:
** Alliance Merchanter ships are owned and crewed by Families with a strong incest taboo who do all their sex and reproducing on stationside shore leave. Their role in keeping isolated stations from becoming inbred or flat-out evolving into a different species is at one point euphemistically referred to as “pollination, and the stations have developed a strong bar-and-hotel industry to accommodate (and extract money from) them.
** The introduction of men to hani ships is an ongoing plot thread in the ''Literature/ChanurNovels'', and the horny sailor tendencies of old-fashioned female spacers are an ongoing obstacle.
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* ''Literature/VorkosiganSaga'': A portmaster (from Beta Colony, where they have ''opinions'' about sex) goes on a rant to Miles about people who run sexually segregated fleets and “come onto station leave like some horrible combination of kids let out of school and convicts let out of prison” and who would probably be quarantined on their own ships and left to die of blue balls if they didn’t spend money with such wild abandon.
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* The French comic ''ComicStrip/LesPassagersDuVent'' has one story set on board a slave ship, where the sailors regularly go into the hold to rape a female slave whenever the opportunity presents itself. One sailor forgets to remove his knife from his pocket (despite the quartermaster warning everybody about it earlier) and the slaves steal it while he's busy, resulting in the slaves cutting their bonds and revolting.

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* The French comic ''ComicStrip/LesPassagersDuVent'' ''ComicBook/LesPassagersDuVent'' has one story set on board a slave ship, where the sailors regularly go into the hold to rape a female slave whenever the opportunity presents itself. One sailor forgets to remove his knife from his pocket (despite the quartermaster warning everybody about it earlier) and the slaves steal it while he's busy, resulting in the slaves cutting their bonds and revolting.
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Ah, the sea! The ideal setting for adventure, danger, and...constant sexual longing?

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Ah, the sea! The ideal setting for adventure, danger, and... constant sexual longing?
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At least, so you'd think from some fiction, where ''every single crew member'' on a nautical adventure seems to be in a constant state of hunger for, well, naughty adventure. In such works, sailor types are never shown as being apathetic about romantic horseplay--not even if they're exhausted from overwork, or stranded on an island.

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At least, so you'd think from some fiction, where ''every single crew member'' on a nautical adventure seems to be in a constant state of hunger for, well, naughty adventure. In such works, sailor types are never shown as being apathetic about romantic horseplay--not horseplay -- not even if they're exhausted from overwork, or stranded on an island.
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': One of the occasional jokes regarding Captain Mac Allister (the Sea Captain) is that his long stays at sea make him so lonely that he becomes sexually attracted to AnythingThatMoves. ''Anything''.

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': One of the occasional jokes regarding Captain Mac Allister (the Sea Captain) is that his long stays at sea make him so lonely that he becomes sexually attracted to AnythingThatMoves. ''Anything''.anything. ''[[ExtremeOmnisexual Anything]]''.
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* In the original ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}'', the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is a mascot character dressed in an old style navy outfit. Peter Venkman snarks that it's one way they may be able to defeat him: "He's a sailor, he's in New York-- we get this guy laid, he won't be any trouble!"

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* In the original ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}'', 1984 ''Film/{{Ghostbusters|1984}}'' film, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is a mascot character dressed in an old style navy outfit. Peter Venkman snarks that it's one way they may be able to defeat him: "He's a sailor, he's in New York-- we get this guy laid, he won't be any trouble!"
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* The traditional drinking song "Good Ship Venus" is about a ship whose crew consists ''entirely'' of these. Music/SexPistols put their own twist on it, called "Friggin' in the Riggin'", in which it's even more obvious.

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* The traditional drinking song "Good BawdySong "The Good Ship Venus" is about a ship whose crew consists ''entirely'' of these. Music/SexPistols put their own twist on it, called "Friggin' in the Riggin'", in which it's even more obvious.
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* In the Literature/AubreyMaturin book series, this reaches the level of a RunningGag. Whenever one of Aubrey's commands returns to port--particularly if the crew have recently been paid--it's the only thing on half of the men's minds. Before they set sail again, Aubrey has to order that the ship be searched for stowaways (and having once gotten in trouble himself for sneaking a girl aboard, he knows exactly where the crew are hiding them).
** In one of the early books, Aubrey makes an ill-considered joke while dining [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy (and drinking)]] with some other officers and their wives, about his crew lining up along the rail "with their pricks a yard long," waiting for the ship to anchor. When several of the women stand up to leave in disgust, he quips that [[DiggingYourselfDeeper they needn't hurry]]; they'll be in port for a few more days.
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* Three sailors and a woman find themselves marooned on a desert island. After a week, the woman is so ashamed of what she'd been doing she kills herself. After another week, the sailors are so ashamed of what they'd been doing that they buried her. And after another week, the sailors are so ashamed of what they'd been doing that they dug her back up.

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* Three sailors and a woman find themselves marooned on a desert island. After a week, the woman is so ashamed of what she'd been doing that she kills herself. After another week, the sailors are so ashamed of what they'd been doing that they buried her. And after another week, the sailors are so ashamed of what they'd been doing that they dug her back up.
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* In the original ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}'', the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is a mascot character dressed an in old style navy outfit. Peter Venkman snarks that one way they may be able to defeat him: "He's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid he won't be any trouble!"

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* In the original ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}'', the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is a mascot character dressed in an in old style navy outfit. Peter Venkman snarks that it's one way they may be able to defeat him: "He's a sailor, he's in New York, York-- we get this guy laid laid, he won't be any trouble!"
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-->"And what are you doing here?"
"One of the sailors is screwing me in exchange for crossing the ocean."

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"One of the sailors is screwing me in exchange for crossing the ocean.""\\
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* ''Series/TheFastShow'' did a sketch in the vein of a Broadway musical with a trio of sailors singing a musical number about shore leave, with the first two singing about stereotypical things a tourist would do in New York. When the third sailor is asked what he'll do, he proudly states that he's going to go on a bender that culminates in him picking up a prostitute and having sex with her. His two buddies agree that this is a great idea and start singing the song again, changing the title from "Shore Leave" to "Whore Leave".
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* In ''Literature/AlwaysComingHome'', "The Trouble with the Cotton People" has the teller claiming he had a lot of problems with that at one point during his journey. Relief was problematic, since the Kesh people tend to be careful about the possibility of STD, which are very rare among them, but not in other places.
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* ''Fanfic/TheMountainAndTheWolf'': Given that the VillainProtagonist leads a ship of HornyVikings powered in part by a SexGod, this is inevitable.
** The Wolf jokes that he keeps a pig onboard his ship during very long voyages for meat and because the sailors get too lonely. [[spoiler:It's a cover for Cersei being held captive on his ship,]] but it might well be true.
** The Wolf often makes rape threats towards the women he holds hostage, and even describes [[spoiler:Missandei's]] likely fate in loving detail to get [[spoiler:Grey Worm]] to fight him. Cersei in particular ends up sleeping with his men around the clock, though it's more due to a connection with Slaanesh than pointless cruelty.
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* Three sailors and a woman find themselves marooned on a desert island. After a week, the woman is so ashamed of what she'd been doing she kills herself. After another week, the sailors are so ashamed of what they'd been doing that they buried her. And after another week, the sailors are so ashamed of what they'd been doing that they dug her back up.
* A woman on the docks looks wistfully at a cruise ship. A passing sailor asks her what's wrong, and she says she wishes she could cross the ocean. The sailor tells her that he'll smuggle her aboard his ship in exchange for regular sex. The woman agrees.\\
Two weeks later, the captain is conducting a surprise inspection and finds the stowaway.
-->"And what are you doing here?"
"One of the sailors is screwing me in exchange for crossing the ocean."
"He's certainly screwing you, this is the harbor ferry!"
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Now that the gender imbalance is less pronounced in most places, the whole concept is largely in DeadHorseTrope territory, but you can still expect to come across it in historical fiction (and, of course, older works). HelloSailor is often the result of this trope plus SituationalSexuality. See also EnthrallingSiren.

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Now that the gender imbalance is less pronounced in most places, the whole concept is largely in DeadHorseTrope territory, but you can still expect to come across it in historical fiction (and, of course, older works). HelloSailor is often the result of this trope plus SituationalSexuality. See also EnthrallingSiren.
OurSirensAreDifferent.
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This trope particularly runs rife in a WoodenShipsAndIronMen setting. {{Pirate}}s are often involved as well, since they have the loot to spend lavishly on drinks, prostitutes, and AGirlInEveryPort. But it can be applied to all kinds of seamen ([[HehHehYouSaidX heh heh, "seamen"]]), and pretty much has been.

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This trope particularly runs rife in a WoodenShipsAndIronMen setting. {{Pirate}}s are often involved as well, since they have the loot to spend lavishly on drinks, prostitutes, and AGirlInEveryPort. But it can be and pretty much always has been applied to all kinds of seamen ([[HehHehYouSaidX heh heh, "seamen"]]), and pretty much has been.
including the [[SpaceIsAnOcean spacefaring]] variety.



Now that the gender imbalance is less pronounced in most places, the whole concept is largely in DeadHorseTrope territory, but you can still expect to come across it in historical fiction (and, of course, older works). HelloSailor is often the result of this trope plus SituationalSexuality.

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Now that the gender imbalance is less pronounced in most places, the whole concept is largely in DeadHorseTrope territory, but you can still expect to come across it in historical fiction (and, of course, older works). HelloSailor is often the result of this trope plus SituationalSexuality.
SituationalSexuality. See also EnthrallingSiren.



* In ''Film/ForbiddenPlanet'', the crew of the spaceship is all-male and stir-crazy from a long flight, and respond energetically when they come across the MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter. Two of the ship's officers start a CockFight over her. As the phrase goes, SpaceIsAnOcean. %%There's at least one WolfWhistle involved, but don't uncomment this until more context is added.

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* In ''Film/ForbiddenPlanet'', the crew of the spaceship is all-male and stir-crazy from a long flight, and respond energetically when they come across the MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter. Two of the ship's officers start a CockFight over her. As the phrase goes, SpaceIsAnOcean. %%There's at least one WolfWhistle involved, but don't uncomment this until more context is added.
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* In ''Theatre/{{Carousel}}'', Jigger (at least ostensibly a sailor) throws himself at Carrie out of unbridled lust, despite her being engaged to wed.

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* In ''Theatre/{{Carousel}}'', Jigger (at least ostensibly a sailor) throws himself at Carrie out of unbridled lust, despite her being engaged to wed. The script remarks that one of the cons he uses on her "worked once long ago on a girl in Liverpool."

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* In the original ''Ghostbusters'', the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is a mascot character dressed an in old style navy outfit. Peter Venkman snarks that one way they may be able to defeat him: "He's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid he won't be any trouble!"

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* In the original ''Ghostbusters'', ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}'', the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is a mascot character dressed an in old style navy outfit. Peter Venkman snarks that one way they may be able to defeat him: "He's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid he won't be any trouble!"


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* ''{{Literature/Animorphs}}'': During the battle of Trafalgar (due to time-travel shenanigans), Rachel ends up being leered at by a sailor who spots her. The nearby OfficerAndAGentleman tells him to knock it off and inform the captain they have a stowaway.

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