History Headscratchers / StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi

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* Weird thought: in [[Film/StreetFighter the first Street Fighter film]], Guile remarked that he'd kick Creator/RaulJulia Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe would feel it. So did this version of Bison feel it?
** Neal [=McDonough=] looks a bit constipated in [[http://foywonder.com/current_columns/gfx/foy_0309_02.jpg this picture]], so I'd say yes.

** TheyJustDidntCare, that's all.

* Weird thought: in [[Film/StreetFighter the first Street Fighter film]], Guile remarked that he'd kick RaulJulia Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe would feel it. So did this version of Bison feel it?

* How were we supposed to cheer for Chun-Li? She was ruthless, cold-blooded, and downright sociopathic in her conduct, mooks and bosses alike while cracking {{Bond One Liner}}s as if it was supposed to endear her to us. And then she '''murders''' a weakened and helpless Bison ''right in front of his daughter'', [[NotSoDifferent much like how Bison killed her father right in front of her]]. What kind of "hero" is this?

* How were we supposed to cheer for Chun-Li? She was ruthless, cold-blooded, and downright sociopathic in her conduct, mooks and bosses alike while cracking BondOneLiners as if it was supposed to endear her to us. And then she '''murders''' a weakened and helpless Bison ''right in front of his daughter'', [[NotSoDifferent much like how Bison killed her father right in front of her]]. What kind of "hero" is this?

* How the hell did Cantana not know what Chun-Li looked like?

* Weird thought: in [[Film/StreetFighter the first Street Fighter film]], Guile remarked that he'd kick RaulJulia Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe would feel it. So did this version of Bison feel it?
** Neal [=McDonough=] looks a bit constipated in [[http://foywonder.com/current_columns/gfx/foy_0309_02.jpg this picture]], so I'd say yes.
* Bison, like usual, wants to - you guessed it -, TakeOverTheWorld... '''[[MemeticMutation OF COURSE!!]]''' Not. Bison's "evil" plan is to... build a housing development in an over-populated city with a homeless problem? ''Why is he a bad guy again?''
** Possibly because he'd kick out the original residents from their ratholes first, though that's nothing an inexpensive PR stunt couldn't fix. Seriously, it's only his KickTheDog moments and the informed "having no conscience" thing that keeps him from being a VillainWithGoodPublicity.

* Why in the hell are we supposed to cheer for Chun Li? She's cold-hearted, ruthless and basically blind to the teachings Gen's trying to impart on her. He talks about her need to let go of revenge and all that crap and yet she murders a helpless Vega, non-chalantly beats the crap out of harmless bystanders who look at her the wrong way, and [[WhatTheHellHero MURDERS Bison right in front of his freakin' DAUGHTER]]! All the while, she's cracking {{Bond One Liner}}s in the script's attempt at "wit." This troper doesn't blame Kristen Kreuk. She's rather inexperienced outside of Smallville and was working with disgustingly poor material. But still, who the hell WROTE this crap?
** JackThompson?

* If Gen was the leader of an anti-Bison organization, why were he, Chun-Li, and one nameless dead mook Chun-Li comes across in the airport the only members we ''ever'' see?]]
** Actually, the dead mook from the airport wasn't dead at all. It was Gen.

* [[strike:Bison, like usual, wants to - you guessed it -, TakeOverTheWorld... '''[[MemeticMutation OF COURSE!!]]''']] Not. Bison's "evil" plan is to... build a housing development in an over-populated city with a homeless problem? ''Why is he a bad guy again?''

** I found a link of how she should have been shaped. For all those that claim Chun-li's shape isn't attainable or real.

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* Why in the hell are we supposed to cheer for Chun Li? She's cold-hearted, ruthless and basically blind to the teachings Gen's trying to impart on her. He talks about her need to let go of revenge and all that crap and yet she murders a helpless Vega, non-chalantly beats the crap out of harmless bystanders who look at her the wrong way, and [[WhatTheHellHero MURDERS Bison right in front of his freakin' DAUGHTER]]! All the while, she's cracking BondOneLiners in the script's attempt at "wit." This troper doesn't blame Kristen Kreuk. She's rather inexperienced outside of Smallville and was working with disgustingly poor material. But still, who the hell WROTE this crap?

* Why in the hell are we supposed to cheer for Chun Li? She's cold-hearted, ruthless and basically blind to the teachings Gen's trying to impart on her. He talks about her need to let go of revenge and all that crap and yet she murders a helpless Vega, non-chalantly beats the crap out of harmless bystanders who look at her the wrong way, and [[WhatTheHellHero MURDERS Bison right in front of his freakin' DAUGHTER]]! All the while, she's cracking BondOneLiners in the script's attempt at "wit." This troper doesn't blame Kristen Kreuk. She's rather inexperienced outside of Smallville and was working with disgustingly poor material. But still, who the hell WROTE this crap?

* How exactly did kidnapping Chun-Li's father get Bison connections? Wouldn't these people be a bit concerned about the fact that a prominent businessman who they were on good terms with suddenly disappeared? For that matter why would Bison even need Xiang's connections?

*** If you recall what Guile said in the original movie, he was going to kick Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe is going to feel it. You think the Irish Bison felt it?

*** If you recall what Guile said in the original movie, he was going to kick Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe is going to feel it. You think the Irish Bison felt it?