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* Siesta's secret hobby is reading erotic stories, and Jack fits the bill as the strong, forceful protagonist of said stories. Only problem is... well, he's Jack. Especially evident when Siesta hands him food and drink and expects to admire him through EroticEating. Jack, on the other hand, spent the last year or so fighting in a war-torn city and whose main method of eating and drinking is "Shove it in my face as fast as is feasable, because if I stop for too long a Splicer might get me." The dissonance is wonderful.




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*** It's not very effective...


* Jack uses a [[spoiler: [[{{Halo}} plasma grenade]]]] on one of Foquet of the Crumbling Dirt's golems. ItMakesSenseInContext. Also a BigLippedAlligatorMoment.

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* Jack uses a [[spoiler: [[{{Halo}} [[Franchise/{{Halo}} plasma grenade]]]] on one of Foquet of the Crumbling Dirt's golems. ItMakesSenseInContext. Also a BigLippedAlligatorMoment.


** [[spoiler: Jack used [[{{Pokemon}} a pokéball]] on Wild Foquet]]!

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** [[spoiler: Jack used [[{{Pokemon}} [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} a pokéball]] on Wild Foquet]]!



-->and might I say is one hell of a [[KilledMidSentence kis-]] ''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]'' [[BloodyHilarious AAAAAAAAAAAARGH]]

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-->and might I say is one hell of a [[KilledMidSentence kis-]] ''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]'' [[BloodyHilarious AAAAAAAAAAAARGH]]


* How Jack defeated Guiche. This troper almost literally lol'd

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* How Jack defeated Guiche. This troper almost literally lol'd


* Jack, who has been living off what is probably sub-par food for the past few months, eating freshly baked bread. Then the girls' reaction to this WhenHeSmiles and thanks Siesta for the food. Seriously, this is plays out like the final episode of ''LightNovel/{{Haruhi Suzumiya}}'''s first season, with the mundane becoming hilarious. The writer has made Jack eating bread epically funny. Let me once more reiterate: [[ThisIsSparta Jack.]] [[TheStoic Eating.]] [[CuteMute Bread.]]

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* Jack, who has been living off what is probably sub-par food for the past few months, eating freshly baked bread. Then the girls' reaction to this WhenHeSmiles and thanks Siesta for the food. Seriously, this is plays out like the final episode of ''LightNovel/{{Haruhi Suzumiya}}'''s first season, with the mundane becoming hilarious. The writer has made Jack eating bread epically funny. Let me once more reiterate: [[ThisIsSparta Jack.]] Jack. [[TheStoic Eating.]] [[CuteMute Bread.]]


* Jack, who has been living off what is probably sub-par food for the past few months, eating freshly baked bread. Then the girls' reaction to this WhenHeSmiles and thanks Siesta for the food. Seriously, this is plays out like the final episode of {{Haruhi Suzumiya}}'s first season, with the mundane becoming hilarious. The writer has made Jack eating bread epically funny. Let me once more reiterate: [[ThisIsSparta Jack.]] [[TheStoic Eating.]] [[CuteMute Bread.]]

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* Jack, who has been living off what is probably sub-par food for the past few months, eating freshly baked bread. Then the girls' reaction to this WhenHeSmiles and thanks Siesta for the food. Seriously, this is plays out like the final episode of {{Haruhi Suzumiya}}'s ''LightNovel/{{Haruhi Suzumiya}}'''s first season, with the mundane becoming hilarious. The writer has made Jack eating bread epically funny. Let me once more reiterate: [[ThisIsSparta Jack.]] [[TheStoic Eating.]] [[CuteMute Bread.]]


** [[spoiler: Jack used [[PokeMon a pokeball]] on Wild Foquet]]!

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** [[spoiler: Jack used [[PokeMon [[{{Pokemon}} a pokeball]] pokéball]] on Wild Foquet]]!


-->and might I say is one hell of a [[KilledMidSentence kis-]]''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]''AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

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-->and might I say is one hell of a [[KilledMidSentence kis-]]''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]''AAAAAAAAAAAARGHkis-]] ''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]'' [[BloodyHilarious AAAAAAAAAAAARGH]]


[[HealingFactor could heal from any scrape and blister]],
[[SheIsAllGrownUp now she's all grown big]],
[[TookALevelInBadass got her own daddy-like rig]],
and might I say is one hell of a [[KilledMidSentence kis-]]''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]''AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

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[[HealingFactor -->[[HealingFactor could heal from any scrape and blister]],
[[SheIsAllGrownUp -->[[SheIsAllGrownUp now she's all grown big]],
[[TookALevelInBadass -->[[TookALevelInBadass got her own daddy-like rig]],
and -->and might I say is one hell of a [[KilledMidSentence kis-]]''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]''AAAAAAAAAAAARGH


** [[spoiler: Jack used [[PokeMon a pokeball]] on Wild Foquet]]!

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** [[spoiler: Jack used [[PokeMon a pokeball]] on Wild Foquet]]!Foquet]]!

* The author released a series of limericks themed towards the Bioshock main characters. Eleanor's is just plain hilarious and awesome:
-->[[DistressedDamsel Eleanor Lamb]] was [[DaddysGirl once a little sister]],
[[HealingFactor could heal from any scrape and blister]],
[[SheIsAllGrownUp now she's all grown big]],
[[TookALevelInBadass got her own daddy-like rig]],
and might I say is one hell of a [[KilledMidSentence kis-]]''[[ThisIsADrill VRRRRRRRRRRR]]''AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

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* Sinclair gets one, when asked to bring back Jack Ryan, he shakes his head, casually saying that "We're looking into it, Doc, ''but it ain't as simple as just bringing someone back from the dead''. Someone's gone and poof'd him off someplace else.". In fact, Sinclair is full of these when interacting with the other Rapturians.
** [[TheLancer Salvatore]] gets one when he offers Sinclair a drink... from the puddle in a corner of his office. Which he admits gave someone bowel problems last time they drank from it.

* Kirche vs Louise. Every time.
--> Louise: "Oh, you're just full of it, aren't you, Kirche? Always prancing around, [[GagBoobs jiggling like some demented ''pudding'']]!"


* Jack uses [[spoiler: [[{{Halo}} plasma grenade]]]] on one of her golems. ItMakesSenseInContext.
** [[spoiler: Jack used [[PokeMon a pokeball]] on Wild Foquette]]!

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* Jack uses a [[spoiler: [[{{Halo}} plasma grenade]]]] on one of her Foquet of the Crumbling Dirt's golems. ItMakesSenseInContext. \n Also a BigLippedAlligatorMoment.
** [[spoiler: Jack used [[PokeMon a pokeball]] on Wild Foquette]]!Foquet]]!


* Foquet getting a [[{{Pokemon}} pokeball]] used on her. And, earlier, a [[{{Halo}} plasma grenade]] on one of her golems. ItMakesSenseInContext.

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* Foquet getting a [[{{Pokemon}} pokeball]] used on her. And, earlier, a Jack uses [[spoiler: [[{{Halo}} plasma grenade]] grenade]]]] on one of her golems. ItMakesSenseInContext.
** [[spoiler: Jack used [[PokeMon a pokeball]] on Wild Foquette]]!


* Jack, who has been living off what is probably sub-par food for the past few months, eating freshly baked bread. Then the girls' reaction to this WhenHeSmiles and thanks Siesta for the food. Seriously, this is plays out like the final episode of {{Haruhi Suzumiya}}'s first season, with the mundane becoming hilarious. The writer has made Jack eating bread epically funny. Let me once more reiterate: [[ThisIsSparta Jack.]] [[TheStoic Eating.]] [[CuteMute Bread.]]

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* Jack, who has been living off what is probably sub-par food for the past few months, eating freshly baked bread. Then the girls' reaction to this WhenHeSmiles and thanks Siesta for the food. Seriously, this is plays out like the final episode of {{Haruhi Suzumiya}}'s first season, with the mundane becoming hilarious. The writer has made Jack eating bread epically funny. Let me once more reiterate: [[ThisIsSparta Jack.]] [[TheStoic Eating.]] [[CuteMute Bread.]]]]

* Foquet getting a [[{{Pokemon}} pokeball]] used on her. And, earlier, a [[{{Halo}} plasma grenade]] on one of her golems. ItMakesSenseInContext.


--> “According to this, headmaster, this all began in a commotion over in the Alviss Dining hall.” She began. “'[[SmugSnake Guiche da Gramont]] was involved with a disagreement with [[LoveTriangle two of the other students]], a first year and a second year student by the names of [[ShrinkingViolet Katherine de Trastámara]] and [[TheLibby Montmorency Margarita la Fere de Montmorency]], one of the serving staff, a maid by the name of... [[CovertPervert Siesta]], it seems, as well as [[TheStoic Mister Jack]]'... apparently da Gramont was struck by Mister Jack, and proceeded to challenge him to a duel. The rest... is... well, property damage.”

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--> “According to this, headmaster, this all began in a commotion over in the Alviss Dining hall.” She began. “'[[SmugSnake Guiche da Gramont]] was involved with a disagreement with [[LoveTriangle two of the other students]], a first year and a second year student by the names of [[ShrinkingViolet Katherine de Trastámara]] and [[TheLibby [[AlphaBitch Montmorency Margarita la Fere de Montmorency]], one of the serving staff, a maid by the name of... [[CovertPervert Siesta]], it seems, as well as [[TheStoic Mister Jack]]'... apparently da Gramont was struck by Mister Jack, and proceeded to challenge him to a duel. The rest... is... well, property damage.”

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