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* ''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan Supaidaman]]'': aside from the reactions to all the [[WidgetSeries Japanese stuff]], we have the explanation as to why the alien chose Peter for his revenge: [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker because otherwise]] [[LampshadeHanging the plot wouldn’t go on]]]].
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* ''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan Supaidaman]]'': aside from the reactions to all the [[WidgetSeries Japanese stuff]], stuff, we have the explanation as to why the alien chose Peter for his revenge: [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker because otherwise]] [[LampshadeHanging the plot wouldn’t go on]]]].
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* ''[[Franchise/SpiderMan Supaidaman]]'': aside from the reactions to all the [[WidgetSeries Japanese stuff]], we have the explanation as to why the alien chose Peter for his revenge: [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker because otherwise]] [[LampshadeHanging the plot wouldn’t go on]]]].
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* ''[[Franchise/SpiderMan ''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan Supaidaman]]'': aside from the reactions to all the [[WidgetSeries Japanese stuff]], we have the explanation as to why the alien chose Peter for his revenge: [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker because otherwise]] [[LampshadeHanging the plot wouldn’t go on]]]].
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** He [[TemptingFate compliments a character]] for making a rational decision (dragging the robots away from the woman and pulling a HeroicSacrifice)… [[WhatAnIdiot and he just reunites with her]]. Cue ClusterFBomb.
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** He [[TemptingFate compliments a character]] for making a rational decision (dragging the robots away from the woman and pulling a HeroicSacrifice)… [[WhatAnIdiot and he just reunites with her]].her. Cue ClusterFBomb.
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-->'''Doodle''': (StunnedSilence)
-->'''Yotobi''': (StunnedSilence)
-->'''Doodle''': If I had a brain, it would be dripping out of my nose.
-->'''Yotobi''': [[MindScrew I]] ''[[MindScrew honestly]]'' [[MindScrew don’t know what the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[MindScrew happened here]].
-->'''Yotobi''': (StunnedSilence)
-->'''Doodle''': If I had a brain, it would be dripping out of my nose.
-->'''Yotobi''': [[MindScrew I]] ''[[MindScrew honestly]]'' [[MindScrew don’t know what the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[MindScrew happened here]].
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-->'''Doodle''': (StunnedSilence)
-->'''Yotobi''': (StunnedSilence)
-->'''Doodle''':(StunnedSilence)\\
'''Yotobi''': (StunnedSilence)\\
'''Doodle''': If I had a brain, it would be dripping out of mynose.
-->'''Yotobi''':nose.\\
>'''Yotobi''': [[MindScrew I]] ''[[MindScrew honestly]]'' [[MindScrew don’t know what the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[MindScrew happened here]].
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'''Yotobi''': (StunnedSilence)\\
'''Doodle''': If I had a brain, it would be dripping out of my
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>'''Yotobi''': [[MindScrew I]] ''[[MindScrew honestly]]'' [[MindScrew don’t know what the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[MindScrew happened here]].
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* ''[[SpiderMan Supaidaman]]'': aside from the reactions to all the [[WidgetSeries Japanese stuff]], we have the explanation as to why the alien chose Peter for his revenge: [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker because otherwise]] [[LampshadeHanging the plot wouldn’t go on]]]].
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* ''[[SpiderMan ''[[Franchise/SpiderMan Supaidaman]]'': aside from the reactions to all the [[WidgetSeries Japanese stuff]], we have the explanation as to why the alien chose Peter for his revenge: [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker because otherwise]] [[LampshadeHanging the plot wouldn’t go on]]]].
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* His NES whispering to him in the language of [[LordOfTheRings Mordor]].
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* His NES whispering to him in the language of [[LordOfTheRings [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Mordor]].
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* In the same movie, he reacts at Hercules' rival as a baby with disgust and proclaims that he's even worse than [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn's]] CGI baby. Cue to a pic of Renesmee with demonic OminousLatinChoir in the background.
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* In the same movie, he reacts at Hercules' rival as a baby with disgust and proclaims that he's even worse than [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn's]] CGI baby. Cue to a pic of Renesmee with demonic OminousLatinChoir OminousLatinChanting in the background.
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* In the same movie, he reacts at Hercules' rival as a baby with disgust and proclaims that he's even worse than [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn's]] CGI baby. Cue to a pic of Renesmee with demonic OminousLatinChoir in the background.
-->'''Yotobi''': ([[StunnedSilence horrified]])''... I take everything back..."
-->'''Yotobi''': ([[StunnedSilence horrified]])''... I take everything back..."
* During the special, and second review of the cheesy horror movie ''La Croce dalle Sette Pietre'' he repeatedly mocks the awful "Werewolf" costume of the movie (basically a hairy mask with tuffs of hair on the hands and groin of the otherwise naked actor). At the end, he's struck by the movie's demon's curse and transformed into a badly made werewolf (rubber mask and cheap black mantle) and lets out a SkywardScream... only to then resume watching TV from the sofa while trying to eat crisps through the rubber mask.
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--->'''Yotobi''':[[MindScrew I don’t understand.]]]]
** Later, when the Lady, again, answers to a rather absurd and bland statement from her friend by telling her she has a great sense of humor, promptly Yotobi to asks if she's actually the one holding audictions for all those unfunny cabaret shows seen in Italy.
** Later, when the Lady, again, answers to a rather absurd and bland statement from her friend by telling her she has a great sense of humor, promptly Yotobi to asks if she's actually the one holding audictions for all those unfunny cabaret shows seen in Italy.
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--> '''Yotobi (as the movie maker)''': "So, little girl, what would you like to see in this Dinosaur movie? Funny voices?"
--> '''Yotobi's Girlfriend''': "Yay!"
--> '''Yotobi''': "Silly pictures?"
--> '''Yotobi's Girlfriend''': "Yay!"
--> '''Yotobi''': "[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Cannibalism?]]"
--> '''Yotobi's Girlfriend''': [[{{Adorkable}} (hides behind her teddy bear with a shocked face]])
--> '''Yotobi''': {{Beat}} "Cannibalism then!"
--> '''Yotobi's Girlfriend''': "Yay!"
--> '''Yotobi''': "Silly pictures?"
--> '''Yotobi's Girlfriend''': "Yay!"
--> '''Yotobi''': "[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Cannibalism?]]"
--> '''Yotobi's Girlfriend''': [[{{Adorkable}} (hides behind her teddy bear with a shocked face]])
--> '''Yotobi''': {{Beat}} "Cannibalism then!"
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** Later topped by “Is that a ''[[MightyMorphinPowerRangers Megazord]]''?”
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** Later topped by “Is that a ''[[MightyMorphinPowerRangers ''[[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Megazord]]''?”
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* ''Film/MegaSharkVsGiantOctopus'': the fact that he wrote a list of Asylum ripoff movies... on toilet paper.
** For the sequel, ''Vs Crocosaur'', he loses it at the radio scene.[[labelnote: To clarify]]The shark spots and swallows whole an entire nuclear submarine because a radio turned on after falling.[[/labelnote]] “Yes, you are ''all fucked''.”
* ''Primal Park'': Yotobi’s facial expression after the GilliganCut.
** His (temporary) RageQuit at the BigBad’s death scene. [[spoiler:The co–commentator just plain quits]].
---> [[spoiler:Pfft, ''amateur''.]]
* ''Monster'', the Asylum ripoff of Cloverfield: the entire review. His interpretation of the ending: the camera has been DrivenToSuicide.
* The Asylum special.
* The 100th review, about ''[[Creator/DingoPictures Dinosaur Adventure]]''. Which wasn’t one of his usual horror movies, but it managed to include InferredHolocaust and [[ImAHumanitarian cannibalism]].
* ''Film/{{Birdemic}}'': his reaction to the [[SpecialEffectFailure birds]]. He then declares the movie [[ItsTheBestTropeEver Best Fi]][[SoBadItsGood lm Ever]].
* ''Troppo Belli'':
** He can’t find anything to say about the plot — because there is ''literally'' no plot whatsoever to make fun of.
** He compares reviewing the movie to (paraphrased) “shooting fish in a barrel. With a rocket launcher.”
** The [[SanitySlippage reaction]] to the striptease scene.
* ''Titanic 2''. Apparently it was sunk by tsunamis because '''Mother Nature herself''' [[TakeThat hates The Asylum]].
** His reaction to an example of WorstAid: “Why not use ''PVA glue'' at this point?” Cue a bit from the Italian edition of ''Series/ArtAttack''.
* ''[[SpiderMan Supaidaman]]'': aside from the reactions to all the [[WidgetSeries Japanese stuff]], we have the explanation as to why the alien chose Peter for his revenge: [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker because otherwise]] [[LampshadeHanging the plot wouldn’t go on]]]].
** Later topped by “Is that a ''[[MightyMorphinPowerRangers Megazord]]''?”
* ''Robotropolis'': “Why, in the name of all that is holy on this cursed earth, would you build robots that stand around people, '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis with. Fire. Arms!?!]]''' […] It’s like buying a ''toaster'' with an integrated ''sawed off shotgun''!”
** And a few seconds later, “And while behind me [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight a man is murdered by a robot]], we go back to Tom with the weather report.”
** He [[TemptingFate compliments a character]] for making a rational decision (dragging the robots away from the woman and pulling a HeroicSacrifice)… [[WhatAnIdiot and he just reunites with her]]. Cue ClusterFBomb.
** The ending. [[spoiler:The technicians find the bug that makes the robots crazy, they press a button… and cliffhanger]]. Cue censored AtomicFBomb [[CameraAbuse that disrupts the signal of the video itself]].
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLittlePandaFighter'': Pancada is at a dancing auction. He [[ItMakesSenseInContext flies in the air over the jury and out of the front door]]:
-->'''Doodle''': (StunnedSilence)
-->'''Yotobi''': (StunnedSilence)
-->'''Doodle''': If I had a brain, it would be dripping out of my nose.
-->'''Yotobi''': [[MindScrew I]] ''[[MindScrew honestly]]'' [[MindScrew don’t know what the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[MindScrew happened here]].
* ''Elves'': The constant delusion that this is a Christmas family movie. “Falalalala, lala la la.”
* ''[=AlbaKiara=] (litterally “Bright Dawn”)'': Everything. He repeatedly begs for the characters’ death.
** His reactions to the [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Big Lipped Alligator Moments]].
* His opinion on “family movies.” Or, as he calls them, “Those you find on Sunday afternoons on TV while your PC is at the repair shop because your father accidentally installed some viruses.”
* His reactions to the anticlimactic battles in Dingo Pitcures’ ''Hercules'' movie.
-->'''Yotobi''': ''“That, that, that, that, that’s not a battle! That’s a child playing with two dolls! Those are two cardboard cutouts of Hercules and the lion thrown into a washing machine! […] Creator/StudioGhibli, [[SarcasmMode eat your heart out]]! Here comes Dingo Pictures, [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]]!”''
* His NES whispering to him in the language of [[LordOfTheRings Mordor]].
* His reaction to a particularly absurd line in ''The Lady'' ("Elevata, vorrei agguantarla." It's impossible to translate that because there's just no way to convey the absolute lack of sense whatsoever in it, but it literally means "Elevated, I want to grab her", a rather absurd way to say "she's hot, I want to sleep with her"). He just plays it again twice, and then had Creator/DanteAlighieri telling the guy to talk like a human being.
** Earlier on that commentary, there was another one when the titular lady defines "english humors" her driver’s saying he will follow her orders: his speechless for a minute, then he writes down "british humor?", then there’s a whole scene with him writing notes on it, then it pins it up to the wall connecting everything ([[FreezeFrameBonus if you look at it, you can see]] [[Series/{{Lost}} the series of numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42]], [[Series/BreakingBad "To W.W."]], [[Series/{{Sherlock}} "I AM ____LOCKED]] and [[ItMakesSenseInContext the ashtag]] [[Series/CameraCafe #lescale]]) he then ''looks'' at it, takes of his glasses and…
--->'''Yotobi''':[[MindScrew I don’t understand.]]
** For the sequel, ''Vs Crocosaur'', he loses it at the radio scene.[[labelnote: To clarify]]The shark spots and swallows whole an entire nuclear submarine because a radio turned on after falling.[[/labelnote]] “Yes, you are ''all fucked''.”
* ''Primal Park'': Yotobi’s facial expression after the GilliganCut.
** His (temporary) RageQuit at the BigBad’s death scene. [[spoiler:The co–commentator just plain quits]].
---> [[spoiler:Pfft, ''amateur''.]]
* ''Monster'', the Asylum ripoff of Cloverfield: the entire review. His interpretation of the ending: the camera has been DrivenToSuicide.
* The Asylum special.
* The 100th review, about ''[[Creator/DingoPictures Dinosaur Adventure]]''. Which wasn’t one of his usual horror movies, but it managed to include InferredHolocaust and [[ImAHumanitarian cannibalism]].
* ''Film/{{Birdemic}}'': his reaction to the [[SpecialEffectFailure birds]]. He then declares the movie [[ItsTheBestTropeEver Best Fi]][[SoBadItsGood lm Ever]].
* ''Troppo Belli'':
** He can’t find anything to say about the plot — because there is ''literally'' no plot whatsoever to make fun of.
** He compares reviewing the movie to (paraphrased) “shooting fish in a barrel. With a rocket launcher.”
** The [[SanitySlippage reaction]] to the striptease scene.
* ''Titanic 2''. Apparently it was sunk by tsunamis because '''Mother Nature herself''' [[TakeThat hates The Asylum]].
** His reaction to an example of WorstAid: “Why not use ''PVA glue'' at this point?” Cue a bit from the Italian edition of ''Series/ArtAttack''.
* ''[[SpiderMan Supaidaman]]'': aside from the reactions to all the [[WidgetSeries Japanese stuff]], we have the explanation as to why the alien chose Peter for his revenge: [[spoiler:[[DeadpanSnarker because otherwise]] [[LampshadeHanging the plot wouldn’t go on]]]].
** Later topped by “Is that a ''[[MightyMorphinPowerRangers Megazord]]''?”
* ''Robotropolis'': “Why, in the name of all that is holy on this cursed earth, would you build robots that stand around people, '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis with. Fire. Arms!?!]]''' […] It’s like buying a ''toaster'' with an integrated ''sawed off shotgun''!”
** And a few seconds later, “And while behind me [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight a man is murdered by a robot]], we go back to Tom with the weather report.”
** He [[TemptingFate compliments a character]] for making a rational decision (dragging the robots away from the woman and pulling a HeroicSacrifice)… [[WhatAnIdiot and he just reunites with her]]. Cue ClusterFBomb.
** The ending. [[spoiler:The technicians find the bug that makes the robots crazy, they press a button… and cliffhanger]]. Cue censored AtomicFBomb [[CameraAbuse that disrupts the signal of the video itself]].
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLittlePandaFighter'': Pancada is at a dancing auction. He [[ItMakesSenseInContext flies in the air over the jury and out of the front door]]:
-->'''Doodle''': (StunnedSilence)
-->'''Yotobi''': (StunnedSilence)
-->'''Doodle''': If I had a brain, it would be dripping out of my nose.
-->'''Yotobi''': [[MindScrew I]] ''[[MindScrew honestly]]'' [[MindScrew don’t know what the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[MindScrew happened here]].
* ''Elves'': The constant delusion that this is a Christmas family movie. “Falalalala, lala la la.”
* ''[=AlbaKiara=] (litterally “Bright Dawn”)'': Everything. He repeatedly begs for the characters’ death.
** His reactions to the [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Big Lipped Alligator Moments]].
* His opinion on “family movies.” Or, as he calls them, “Those you find on Sunday afternoons on TV while your PC is at the repair shop because your father accidentally installed some viruses.”
* His reactions to the anticlimactic battles in Dingo Pitcures’ ''Hercules'' movie.
-->'''Yotobi''': ''“That, that, that, that, that’s not a battle! That’s a child playing with two dolls! Those are two cardboard cutouts of Hercules and the lion thrown into a washing machine! […] Creator/StudioGhibli, [[SarcasmMode eat your heart out]]! Here comes Dingo Pictures, [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker]]!”''
* His NES whispering to him in the language of [[LordOfTheRings Mordor]].
* His reaction to a particularly absurd line in ''The Lady'' ("Elevata, vorrei agguantarla." It's impossible to translate that because there's just no way to convey the absolute lack of sense whatsoever in it, but it literally means "Elevated, I want to grab her", a rather absurd way to say "she's hot, I want to sleep with her"). He just plays it again twice, and then had Creator/DanteAlighieri telling the guy to talk like a human being.
** Earlier on that commentary, there was another one when the titular lady defines "english humors" her driver’s saying he will follow her orders: his speechless for a minute, then he writes down "british humor?", then there’s a whole scene with him writing notes on it, then it pins it up to the wall connecting everything ([[FreezeFrameBonus if you look at it, you can see]] [[Series/{{Lost}} the series of numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42]], [[Series/BreakingBad "To W.W."]], [[Series/{{Sherlock}} "I AM ____LOCKED]] and [[ItMakesSenseInContext the ashtag]] [[Series/CameraCafe #lescale]]) he then ''looks'' at it, takes of his glasses and…
--->'''Yotobi''':[[MindScrew I don’t understand.]]
