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* Upgrade your hacking skill to be able to hack robots, and hack the robot assistant that you encounter starting from the Haum questline. You can turn them into love-bot, with hilarious results.


--> '''Marcus:''' It's not that kind of temple, Wrench.

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--> '''Marcus:''' It's not [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom that kind of temple, temple]], Wrench.


** Doing so requires calling 911, then loading a ScreamerPrank onto the swatter's screen. The swatter's reaction causes the operator on the other end to think she's hearing [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl a woman's scream.]]

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** Doing so requires calling 911, then loading a ScreamerPrank onto the swatter's screen. The swatter's reaction causes the operator on the other end to think she's hearing [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl a woman's scream.]]
* During "Hack teh world", [[spoiler:Marcus & Co hack into various servers around the world. However, since the random profiles the game generates for NPCs still use the same info as usual, the game may inform you that a Korean businessman was "[[CaptainObvious born outside California]]".
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* At the end of the “Automata” DLC mission, Marcus asks Wrench where he had been while he was infiltrating the WKZ news station. Turns out Wrench somehow hijacked the ENTIRE news station. What ensues is exactly what you’d expect from a newscast controlled by Wrench, from a self-interview, to an overly-suggestive weather report, to pretending to argue with various interns.

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* At the end of the “Automata” DLC mission, [[https://youtu.be/OsXgpXUTJZI?t=41m34s Marcus asks Wrench where he had been while he was infiltrating the WKZ news station. station.]] Turns out Wrench somehow hijacked the ENTIRE '''''ENTIRE''''' news station. What ensues is exactly what you’d expect from a newscast controlled by Wrench, from a self-interview, to an overly-suggestive weather report, to pretending to argue with various interns.


* At the end of the “Automata” DLC mission, Marcus asks Wrench where he had been while he was infiltrating the WKZ news station. Turns out Wrench somehow hijacked the ENTIRE news station. What ensues is exactly what you’d expect from a newscast controlled by Wrench, from a self-interview, to an overly-suggestive weather report, to pretending to argue with various interns.

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* At the end of the “Automata” DLC mission, Marcus asks Wrench where he had been while he was infiltrating the WKZ news station. Turns out Wrench somehow hijacked the ENTIRE news station. What ensues is exactly what you’d expect from a newscast controlled by Wrench, from a self-interview, to an overly-suggestive weather report, to pretending to argue with various interns.interns.
* In one side-mission, Marcus and his colleagues spy on a swatter, and one option is to swat *him*.
** Doing so requires calling 911, then loading a ScreamerPrank onto the swatter's screen. The swatter's reaction causes the operator on the other end to think she's hearing [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl a woman's scream.]]

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** I came, I saw, I blew shit up, I came again.


* Insulting random people in the streets with emotes (F8 on PC). Their reactions vary, from calling you futile and childish, to just punch you. Other pedestrians may even call the cops to report violence, and you can watch people getting arrested for responding violently to your taunts.

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* Insulting random people in the streets with emotes (F8 on PC). Their reactions vary, from calling you futile and childish, to just punch you. Other pedestrians may even call the cops to report violence, and you can watch people getting arrested for responding violently to your taunts.taunts.
* At the end of the “Automata” DLC mission, Marcus asks Wrench where he had been while he was infiltrating the WKZ news station. Turns out Wrench somehow hijacked the ENTIRE news station. What ensues is exactly what you’d expect from a newscast controlled by Wrench, from a self-interview, to an overly-suggestive weather report, to pretending to argue with various interns.


-->'''Horatio:''' We ''are'' plotting...

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-->'''Horatio:''' We ''are'' plotting...plotting...
* Insulting random people in the streets with emotes (F8 on PC). Their reactions vary, from calling you futile and childish, to just punch you. Other pedestrians may even call the cops to report violence, and you can watch people getting arrested for responding violently to your taunts.


-->'''Wrench:''' ''(suddenly cheery)'' Ok, we're good!

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-->'''Wrench:''' ''(suddenly cheery)'' Ok, we're good!good!
* When Horatio and Marcus arrive at the Nudle campus, they exchange some darkly humorous lamentations about the fact that there are barely any black people working there, and the YouAreACreditToYourRace nonsense that Horatio has to put up with from his coworkers. Then comes this gem:
-->'''Marcus:''' Hey, they see the two of us together, they're gonna think we're plotting something!
-->'''Horatio:''' We ''are'' plotting...


-->'''Wrench:''' ''(in a challenging tone)'' Nice hat.
-->'''Ray:''' ''(in the same tone)'' Nice mask.

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-->'''Wrench:''' ''(in a challenging tone)'' [[NiceHat Nice hat.
hat]].
-->'''Ray:''' ''(in the same tone)'' [[CoolMask Nice mask.mask]].



-->'''Wrench:''' ''(suddenly cheery)'' We're cool!

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-->'''Wrench:''' ''(suddenly cheery)'' We're cool!Ok, we're good!

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** He's never brought up again, he's that worthless.


** That's not mentioning the BitingTheHandHumor for the entire mission line, from having one hacked conversation talking about Ubisoft's "[[ObviousBeta debug code]]", to a gang of hackers "leaking" a new game trailer.

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** That's not mentioning the BitingTheHandHumor for the entire mission line, from having one hacked conversation talking about Ubisoft's "[[ObviousBeta debug code]]", to a gang of hackers "leaking" a new game trailer. Complete with watermark.


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** Bitching at you if you don't take his zipline in 'Power to the Sheeple'.


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-->''({{Beat}})-->''({{Beat}})''


-->'''Wrench:''' Fuck both of you.

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-->'''Wrench:''' Fuck both of you.you.
* The way Wrench decides that Ray is trustworthy is very "Wrench":
-->'''Wrench:''' ''(in a challenging tone)'' Nice hat.
-->'''Ray:''' ''(in the same tone)'' Nice mask.
-->'''Both:''' ''(look each other up and down)''
-->''({{Beat}})
-->'''Wrench:''' ''(suddenly cheery)'' We're cool!


** It also inadvertantly makes a seemingly racist remark during a mission:
-->'''CHIP''': Your face is too dark for my sensors to read.
-->'''Marcus''': (''offended'') What? Bitch, I'm black and I'm proud. Tell your sensors to calibrate that.
-->'''CHIP''': I have no reference for "black".
-->'''Marcus''': No. Of course you don't.



--> '''Raymond:''' Well, I suppose Frewer and I will move on to- [[OhCrap oh, fuck]]!
-->'''Marcus:''' What?
--> '''Raymond:''' I left Frewer in the desert.
-->'''Marcus:''' What's a "Frewer"?
--> '''Raymond:''' [[RiddleForTheAges Many scientists have worked hard to figure that out with no conclusive results.]]

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--> '''Raymond:''' '''Raymond''': Well, I suppose Frewer and I will move on to- [[OhCrap oh, fuck]]!
-->'''Marcus:''' -->'''Marcus''': What?
--> '''Raymond:''' '''Raymond''': I left Frewer in the desert.
-->'''Marcus:''' -->'''Marcus''': What's a "Frewer"?
--> '''Raymond:''' '''Raymond''': [[RiddleForTheAges Many scientists have worked hard to figure that out with no conclusive results.]]

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