History Funny / Warcraft

--> '''Naga Sea Witch''': Keep tripping over this damn tail!

--> '''Demon Hunter''': Darkness called... But I was on the phone, so I missed it. I tried to Star [[Lol69 69]] Darkness but his machine picked up. I yelled, ''[[SuddenlyShouting "PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!"]]'' but he... ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls...

* In the opening scene for second human campaign level, Uther tells Arthas that he sent [[InformedAbility two of his best knights]] to parley with the orc leader and that [[TemptingFate they should be back in a minute]]. Cue two [[NeverFoundTheBody riderless]] horses appear not even a minute later.

* The HilariousOuttakes at the end of Warcraft 3's credits, where they [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCixCeO00zQ#t=1m56s attempt to recreate]] the Warcraft 2 [[CutscenePowerToTheMax cinematic]] where a footman [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc_MiZlz6gE#t=0m23s slices a catapult's rope and destroy a zeppelin]]. Needless to say, it requires many takes, Archimonde is a [[BadBoss Bad Director]] with a penchant for YouHaveFailedMe, sheep, dragons...

--> '''Acolyte''': ''[[StarWars Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny!]]''... and you get dental!

--> The Pit Lord provides this gem:
---> (Talk show intro music)
---> '''Announcer''': "Welcome back to...Jaina in the Morning!"
---> (crowd applauds)
---> '''Jaina''': "We're here with Malvingeroth, Hunter of Night, and [[InterspeciesRomance his girlfriend Kim]]. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
---> '''Kim''': (sounding confused) "Um, yeah..."
---> '''Jaina''': "Mal, why don't you tell her why you're really here?"
---> '''Mal''': (embarrassed) "Well, Kim-cake, I love you but I have something to tell you. ...Uh, I'm a demon."
---> (crowd mutters)
---> '''Crowd member''': "Oh boy, he pulled the wool over your eyes!"
---> '''Mal''': "Actually, more of a 'Pit Lord.'"
---> '''Kim''': "What? I don't understand."
---> (crowd starts shouting angrily)
---> '''Crowd member''': "He's a bum! Throw him out!"
---> '''Kim''': "I thought you said you work for the post office?"
---> '''Mal''': "Well, I moonlight."
--> The Troll Witch Doctor provides this gem:
---> '''Ohta''': Fukui-san!
---> '''Fukui''': Yes, go ahead.
---> '''Ohta''': What the [[Series/IronChef Iron Troll]] is doing right now is putting heads in a pot. They have to boil for twenty minutes so that the eyes can be used in a second dish, an eye-and-raspberry sorbet.
---> '''Woman''': Mmm, sounds good.

--> In older versions of the game, the Gryphon Rider had this line that may or may not be a playful jab at a ''[[Creator/GamesWorkshop certain miniatures company]] whose franchises often draw comparisons with Blizzard's'':
---> This warhammer cost [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 40k]]! Heh heh...

--> '''Sapphiron''': You dare enter my lair? I am Sapphiron, ancient servant of Malygos the Spell-Weaver! Explain yourselves!
--> '''Arthas''': Sorry we don't have time to chat, great wyrm. We've come to murder you and steal whatever artifacts you've been hoarding over the centuries.
--> '''Sapphiron''': Honesty...how refreshing. None may challenge Sapphiron and live!

--> "Doesn't anyone stay dead anymore?!"

--> '''Baelgun''': I remember you, evil prince. You're the one that killed poor Muradin!
--> '''Arthas''': [[NoSympathy Get over it already.]]

--> '''Arthas''': Are you still upset that I stole Jaina from you, Kael?
--> '''Kael'thas''': [[TranquilFury You've taken everything I ever cared for, Arthas. Vengeance is all I have left.]]

* In current Warcraft lore, Grom Hellscream is a MemeticBadass. However, when he first appeared in Warcraft 2, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgteUAI4tZo his unit quotes]] meant he just couldn't be taken seriously. He ''really'' puts the "scream" in "Hellscream".

--> In older versions of the game, the Gryphon Rider had this line that may or may not be a playful jab at a ''[[Creator/GamesWorkshop certain miniatures company]] whose franchises often draw comparisons with Blizzard's''.

* In the interlude "Jaina's Meeting", we see Jaina and Archmage Antonidas discussing the undead plague spreading through the northern reaches of Lordaeron. All very serious, of course, however [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background]] two sorceresses-in-training are having a MagicDuel, and one of them gets [[BalefulPolymorph turned into a sheep!]]

* In Warcraft II, use a map editor to set the construction time of a building to 0. Then have a peasant construct that building. The building will instantly begin ON FIRE, and the peasant says "Job's Done!"

--> '''Tauren Spirit Walker''': Yes, the spirits are talking to me. ''[[ToiletHumor (farts)]]'' Yes, they're coming in clearly. ''[[{{Gasshole}} (farts)]]'' Ah, now they're forming into a gaseous material. ''[[RuleOfThree (farts)]]'' I can actually see them now. ''[[OverlyLongGag (farts)]]'' The spirits are very powerful today.

--> '''Crypt Fiend''': I like chicks that are into bondage. I'm stuck on bandages 'cause bandages are stuck on me.

--> '''Rifleman''': Ah shot the sheriff, and the deputeh, and yer wee little dog too!

-->'''Human Peasant''': "That's it. I'm dead."

** On the subject of Easter egg bosses, use of force of nature on mushrooms in the underground level can start a cutscene of Malfurion walking into the lair of [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever a giant panda]]! Clicking on it reveals the pandas name is [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin BIGGEST PANDA EVER]].

** In the first map of The Founding of Durotar, you can find a penguin toy [[JokeItem that squeaks when used]]. Apparently the centaures [[MundaneObjectAmazement were fascinated]] because they had never seen a penguin before.

-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Arthas]]:''' Very... ''dramatic'', Uther.

--> '''Dryad''': I'll attract the enemy with my human cry. "I'm so wasted, ''I'm so wasted!''"
--> '''Naga Siren''': Would you like to feel the ocean's spray in your face? *PFFFFFT*

---> '''Ohta''': Fukui san!

** The second part of that chapter features Arthas and Anub'Arak being ambushed by nerubians trying to kill the traitor king (Anub'arak). [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Arthas thinks they are talking about him]], but Anub'arak corrects him in such a deadpan tone it feels like he was exhasperated at Arthas's interpretation.

---> '''Jaina''': "We're here with Malvingeroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"

---> '''Mal''': "Actually, more of a 'Pit Lord."