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* Fox comments on Wesley's VerbalTic.
-->'''Wesley''': ''[[[StealthHiBye having turned around to suddenly see Fox standing next to him]]]'' ...I'm sorry?
-->'''Fox''': You apologize too much.
-->'''Wesley''': ...Uh... I'm... sorry for that.


-->'''Rictus''' (indignant): [[InsistentTerminology I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibson,]] [[NoExceptYes I make love to them!]]

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-->'''Rictus''' (indignant): -->'''Rictus ''(indignant)'':''' [[InsistentTerminology I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibson,]] [[NoExceptYes Gibson]], [[DistinctionWithoutADifference I make love to them!]]

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*Johnny Two-Dicks. '''JOHNNY'''.'''TWO-DICKS'''.
**And according to Professor Seltzer, it's a "thirteen-inch mastermind".


* "LEE HARVEY OSWALD!"
* This:

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* "LEE "[[NoIndoorVoice LEE HARVEY OSWALD!"
OSWALD!]]"
* This:This bit of BlackComedy:


-->'''Wesley''': Enjoy your goat fucking, Mr. Rictus.
-->'''Rictus''' (indignant): [[BestialityIsDepraved I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibson,]] [[NoExceptYes I make love to them!]]

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-->'''Wesley''': Enjoy your [[BestialityIsDepraved goat fucking, fucking]], Mr. Rictus.
-->'''Rictus''' (indignant): [[BestialityIsDepraved [[InsistentTerminology I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibson,]] [[NoExceptYes I make love to them!]]


-->'''Wesley Gibson''': Enjoy your goat fucking Mr. Rictus.
-->'''Rictus''' (indignant): [[BestialityIsDepraved I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibson,]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I make love to them!]]
* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler:THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]]: that had to be the most immature, non-tough, macho insecurity words ever put in printed word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKoan deep]]... it just cracks this Troper up.


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-->'''Wesley Gibson''': -->'''Wesley''': Enjoy your goat fucking fucking, Mr. Rictus.
-->'''Rictus''' (indignant): [[BestialityIsDepraved I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibson,]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny [[NoExceptYes I make love to them!]]
* The last phrase in the last panel panel: [[spoiler:THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]]: that had to be the most immature, non-tough, macho insecurity words ever put in printed word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKoan deep]]... it just cracks this Troper up.

ASS!]]




* Wesley slamming a keyboard into his former best friend's face, leading to a BadAss slow motion close-up of letters flying off the board toward the screen, spelling "FUCK YO" with the man's broken tooth forming the "U".

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* Wesley slamming a keyboard into his former best friend's friend Barry's face, leading to a BadAss slow motion close-up of letters flying off the board toward the screen, spelling "FUCK YO" with the man's Barry's broken tooth forming the "U"."U".
** In a HilariousInHindsight way, we now have the hilarious mental image of [[Film/XMenFirstClass Young!Professor]] [[Creator/JamesMcAvoy X]] laying the smack down on [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Star]][[Creator/ChrisPratt -Lord]].



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* Wesley waking up after his second dip in the HealingFactor bath.
-->'''Wesley''': I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel... ''[surprised]'' I feel kinda good!


!!The comic book series

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!!The [[ComicBook/{{Wanted}} comic book series
series]]



!!The movie

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!!The movie[[Film/{{Wanted}} movie]]



* Wesley slamming a keyboard into his former best friend's face, leading to a BadAss slow motion close-up of letters flying off the board toward the screen, spelling "FUCK YO" with the man's broken tooth forming the "U".

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* Wesley slamming a keyboard into his former best friend's face, leading to a BadAss slow motion close-up of letters flying off the board toward the screen, spelling "FUCK YO" with the man's broken tooth forming the "U"."U".

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* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler:THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-tough, macho insecurity words ever put in printed word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKoan deep]]... it just craks this Troper up.


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* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler:THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] ASS]]: that had to be the most immature, non-tough, macho insecurity words ever put in printed word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKoan deep]]... it just craks cracks this Troper up.



* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler: THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-though, macho insecurity words ever put in print word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKoan deep]]... it just cranks this Troper up.


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* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler: THIS [[spoiler:THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-though, non-tough, macho insecurity words ever put in print printed word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKoan deep]]... it just cranks craks this Troper up.


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* This:
-->'''Wesley Gibson''': Enjoy your goat fucking Mr. Rictus.
-->'''Rictus''' (indignant): [[BestialityIsDepraved I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibson,]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I make love to them!]]


* Wesley saying "[[ApologizesALot I'm sorry!]]" while shooting a guy [[RuleOfCool (from above, in a spinning car)]].

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* Wesley saying [[IronicEcho saying]] "[[ApologizesALot I'm sorry!]]" while shooting a guy [[RuleOfCool (from above, in a spinning car)]].


* Wesley saying "[[ApologizesALot I'm sorry!]]" while shooting a guy [[RuleOfCool (from above, in a spinning car)]].

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* Wesley saying "[[ApologizesALot I'm sorry!]]" while shooting a guy [[RuleOfCool (from above, in a spinning car)]].car)]].
* Wesley slamming a keyboard into his former best friend's face, leading to a BadAss slow motion close-up of letters flying off the board toward the screen, spelling "FUCK YO" with the man's broken tooth forming the "U".


* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler: THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-though, macho insecurity words ever put in print word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKonan deep]]... it just crank this Troper up.


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* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler: THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-though, macho insecurity words ever put in print word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKonan [[IceCreamKoan deep]]... it just crank cranks this Troper up.



* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler: THIS IS THA FACE WHILE A FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-though, macho insecurity words ever put in print word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKonan deep]]... it just cranck this Troper up


%% !!The movie
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%% Nothing?

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* The last phrase in the last panel [[spoiler: THIS IS THA MY FACE WHILE A I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS]] that had to be the most immature, non-though, macho insecurity words ever put in print word. And it was supposed to be [[IceCreamKonan deep]]... it just cranck crank this Troper up


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up.


!!The movie
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%% Nothing?
* Wesley saying "[[ApologizesALot I'm sorry!]]" while shooting a guy [[RuleOfCool (from above, in a spinning car)]].

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