History Funny / WackyRaces

* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nKKbXuilg4&t=3m30s ''Wacky Races Forever'']]

-->'''Dick Dastardly:''' Curses, drat, phooey on my luck and ''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers HEEEEEELP!!!]]''

** After the Buzzwagon loses its rear tyre and catches fire, Dastardly quips, "That, my dear Muttley, is the [[IncrediblyLamePun hottest car in the race]]!"

--->'''Announcer:''' [[NoFourthWall Hold it, hold it, ''{[I'll}}'' do the talking here, Dastardly.]] ''You'' do the driving!

--->'''Announcer:''' [[NoFourthWall Hold it, hold it, ''I'll'' do the talking here, Dastardly.]] ''You'' do the driving!

** Then, after depriving the Arkansas Chuggabug of it's boiler, he yells back "Better trade that bear in for a mule, you ridge runner!"

** After the Buzzwagon loses it's rear tyre and catches fire, Dastardly quips, "That, my dear Muttley, is the [[IncrediblyLamePun hottest car in the race]]!"

--> ''[Muttley sniggers]''

--->'''Dastardly:''' Oh, you look beautiful any place! Especially ''last place''!

* From the video game, you can eventually unlock Dick Dastardly and Muttley in the Mean Machine to race with. They're far and away the fastest on the roster (no surprise, considering their record in the cartoon), but now they're not stopping to cheat. This means that the player can actually [[TeamRocketWins win playing as them, and the announcer's reaction to them getting first place is either shock or disgust. Dick meanwhile sounds ridiculously happy and surprised that he's finally won a race]].
** True to form, the announcer also mocks Dastardly whenever he comes in last.
-->'''Narrator''': And in last place are perennial losers Dick Dastardly and Muttley. Heh, what happened, Dick?

** [[WhatAnIdiot He says this three feet from the finish line.]]

* From the video game, you can eventually unlock Dick Dastardly and Muttley in the Mean Machine to race with. They're far and away the fastest on the roster (no surprise, considering their record in the cartoon), but now they're not stopping to cheat. This means that the player can actually [[TeamRocketWins win playing as them; the announcer's reaction to them getting first place is utter disgust, and Dick sounds ridiculously happy and surprised that he's finally won a race]].

** Later on in the race, the Bouldermobile loses a wheel, so one of the Slag Brothers makes a ew one from a rock by the side of the road. They don't get very far before [[DelayedReaction they notice something's off]]...

* From the video game, you can eventually unlock Dick Dastardly and Muttley in the Mean Machine to race with. They're far and away the fastest on the roster (no surprise, considering their record in the cartoon), but now they're not stopping to cheat. This means that the player can actually win playing as them; the announcer's reaction to them getting first place is utter disgust, and Dick sounds ridiculously happy and surprised that he's finally won a race.

* The UsefulNotes/SegaDreamcast adaptation has the announcer giving rotating quotes based on who wins the race and whoever places second and third. He acts in disbelief whenever [[TeamRocketWins Dastardly wins a race]]. True to form, he also mocks Dastardly when he finishes last.
-->'''Narrator''': And in last place are perennial losers Dick Dastardly and Muttley. Heh, what happened, Dick?

--->(''Parker [[DeadpanSnarker rolls his eyes]]'')

** Penelope Pitstop then complains about [[ComicallyMissingThePoint her hair being messed up in the crash.]] As the Mean Machine passes by the wreck into third place, he can't resist a zinger: