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[[folder:2023 Haters Guides]]
!![[AC:The Haters Guide to the 2023 MLB Postseason]]
* Tree's World Series prediction becomes funny when both teams get swept out of the Wild Card round. It becomes even more hilarious when their ''opponents'' make it to the World Series instead.
-->'''UT''': There are a lot of different ways you can take this. Do you go conservative and shoot for the most talent, or do you try to guess based on who has the healthiest rotation? Honestly, if I try to use logic it'll backfire on me. Just the name of the game. Which is why I'm going with Tampa Bay against Milwaukee.\\
'''Caption''': '''RIP T[-HEIR POSTSEASON AMBITIONS-]'''\\
'''UT''':I feel they have the best three-man rotations in the dance right now, plus the best bullpens to boot. The postseason is about pitching, and those two units have some damn good arms, Tampa's injuries notwithstanding. Plus they can hit a good bit too. Play ball, boys. I'm sorry for jinxing these teams.
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* Nicknames, nicknames, nicknames! The Pittsburgh Steelers present '''D[-ILEMMAS IN-] Y[-INZERLAND-]''', the Indianapolis Colts are a '''F[-RANCHISE-] QB G[-RAVEYARD-]''' (and their logo, kept still and slowly expanding as opposed to shaking around, is accompanied with a booming sound instead of linemen colliding) in a nod to the premature demise of Andrew Luck's career, Tree says of the Los Angeles Chargers that '''I S[-TILL-] T[-HINK-] T[-HEY-]'[-RE IN-] S[-AN-] D[-IEGO-]''', and the soon-to-be ex-Oakland Raiders are '''P[-INING FOR-] L[-AS-] V[-EGAS-]...'''

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* Nicknames, nicknames, nicknames! The Pittsburgh Steelers present '''D[-ILEMMAS IN-] Y[-INZERLAND-]''', the Indianapolis Colts are a '''F[-RANCHISE-] QB G[-RAVEYARD-]''' (and their logo, kept still and slowly expanding as opposed to shaking around, is accompanied with a booming sound instead of linemen colliding) in a nod to the premature demise of Andrew Luck's career, Tree says quotes Rams' defensive end Michael Brockers to say of the Los Angeles Chargers that '''I S[-TILL-] T[-HINK-] T[-HEY-]'[-RE IN-] S[-AN-] D[-IEGO-]''', and the soon-to-be ex-Oakland Raiders are '''P[-INING FOR-] L[-AS-] V[-EGAS-]...'''
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* The Arizona Coyotes '''S[-UCK HARD FOR-] B[-ERDARD-]''' as they throw away another season to get a top draft pick, Tree says '''F[-UCK YOU-]''' to the Chicago Blackhawks after the scandals of the 2021-22 season, the Colorado Avalanche are now in '''T[-ITLE DEFENSE MODE-]''', Johnny Gaudreau's move to the Columbus Blue Jackets was '''T[-HE ULTIMATE COUP-]''', the Florida Panthers are '''A[-N UNSETTLING SUNRISE-]''' after acquiring Matthew Tkachuk, the Montreal Canadiens are '''T[-HE DIMMING CANDLE-]''' as their rebuild continues, Tree wonders '''I [-JINXED THEM, DIDN'T-] I?''' about the New York Islanders as they experience a disappointing offseason, their crosstown rivals in the Rangers rely on '''T[-HE WALLS OF-] S[-HESTY-]''', Tree tells the Philadelphia Flyers to '''F[-IRE-] C[-HUCK-] F[-LETCHER-]''', the Pittsburgh Penguins are '''D[-RIVING TO THE LEDGE-]''' with an aging core, '''G[-OD HATES-] S[-HARKS-]''' as the San Jose franchise appears to be looking on the outside of the playoffs, the Vegas Golden Knights are going '''B[-ACK TO THE CRAPS TABLE-]''' after missing the playoffs for the first time in franchise history, and the Winnipeg Jets wonder if '''T[-HE NORTH REMEMBERS-]?'''.

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* The Arizona Coyotes '''S[-UCK HARD FOR-] B[-ERDARD-]''' as they throw away another season to get a top draft pick, Tree once again says '''F[-UCK YOU-]''' to the Chicago Blackhawks after the scandals of the 2021-22 season, the Colorado Avalanche are now in '''T[-ITLE DEFENSE MODE-]''', Johnny Gaudreau's move to the Columbus Blue Jackets was '''T[-HE ULTIMATE COUP-]''', the Florida Panthers are '''A[-N UNSETTLING SUNRISE-]''' after acquiring Matthew Tkachuk, the Montreal Canadiens are '''T[-HE DIMMING CANDLE-]''' as their rebuild continues, Tree wonders '''I [-JINXED THEM, DIDN'T-] I?''' about the New York Islanders as they experience a disappointing offseason, their crosstown rivals in the Rangers rely on '''T[-HE WALLS OF-] S[-HESTY-]''', Tree tells the Philadelphia Flyers to '''F[-IRE-] C[-HUCK-] F[-LETCHER-]''', the Pittsburgh Penguins are '''D[-RIVING TO THE LEDGE-]''' with an aging core, '''G[-OD HATES-] S[-HARKS-]''' as the San Jose franchise appears to be looking on the outside of the playoffs, the Vegas Golden Knights are going '''B[-ACK TO THE CRAPS TABLE-]''' after missing the playoffs for the first time in franchise history, and the Winnipeg Jets wonder if '''T[-HE NORTH REMEMBERS-]?'''.
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* The Arizona Coyotes '''S[-UCK HARD FOR-] B[-ERDARD-]''' as they throw away another season to get a top draft pick, Tree says '''F[-UCK YOU-]''' to the Chicago Blackhawks after the scandals of the 2021-22 season, the Colorado Avalanche are now in '''T[-ITLE DEFENSE MODE-]''', Johnny Gaudreau's move to the Columbus Blue Jackets was '''T[-HE ULTIMATE COUP-]''', the Florida Panthers are '''A[-N UNSETTLING SUNRISE-]''' after acquiring Matthew Tkachuk, the MOntreal Canadiens are '''T[-HE DIMMING CANDLE-]''' as their rebuild continues, Tree wonders '''I [-JINXED THEM, DIDN'T-] I?''' about the New York Islanders as they experience a disappointing offseason, their crosstown rivals in the Rangers rely on '''T[-HE WALLS OF-] S[-HESTY-]''', Tree tells the Philadelphia Flyers to '''F[-IRE-] C[-HUCK-] F[-LETCHER-]''', the Pittsburgh Penguins are '''D[-RIVING TO THE LEDGE-]''' with an aging core, '''G[-OD HATES-] S[-HARKS-]''' as the San Jose franchise appears to be looking on the outside of the playoffs, the Vegas Golden Knights are going '''B[-ACK TO THE CRAPS TABLE-]''' after missing the playoffs for the first time in franchise history, and the Winnipeg Jets wonder if '''T[-HE NORTH REMEMBERS-]?'''.

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* The Arizona Coyotes '''S[-UCK HARD FOR-] B[-ERDARD-]''' as they throw away another season to get a top draft pick, Tree says '''F[-UCK YOU-]''' to the Chicago Blackhawks after the scandals of the 2021-22 season, the Colorado Avalanche are now in '''T[-ITLE DEFENSE MODE-]''', Johnny Gaudreau's move to the Columbus Blue Jackets was '''T[-HE ULTIMATE COUP-]''', the Florida Panthers are '''A[-N UNSETTLING SUNRISE-]''' after acquiring Matthew Tkachuk, the MOntreal Montreal Canadiens are '''T[-HE DIMMING CANDLE-]''' as their rebuild continues, Tree wonders '''I [-JINXED THEM, DIDN'T-] I?''' about the New York Islanders as they experience a disappointing offseason, their crosstown rivals in the Rangers rely on '''T[-HE WALLS OF-] S[-HESTY-]''', Tree tells the Philadelphia Flyers to '''F[-IRE-] C[-HUCK-] F[-LETCHER-]''', the Pittsburgh Penguins are '''D[-RIVING TO THE LEDGE-]''' with an aging core, '''G[-OD HATES-] S[-HARKS-]''' as the San Jose franchise appears to be looking on the outside of the playoffs, the Vegas Golden Knights are going '''B[-ACK TO THE CRAPS TABLE-]''' after missing the playoffs for the first time in franchise history, and the Winnipeg Jets wonder if '''T[-HE NORTH REMEMBERS-]?'''.

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* The Philadelphia Eagles suffer under '''H[-OWIE-] R[-OSEMAN-]'[-S REVENGE-]''', the Washington Commander's rebrand marks '''T[-HE-] G[-REAT-] L[-EAP-] F[-ORWARD-]''', Tree asks the Chicago Bears '''H[-OW BAD WAS-] N[-AGY-]?''' and finds '''A[-LL PENCILS AND-] ATV'[-S BANNED-]''' by the Detroit Lions, the Green Bay Packers become '''M[-R.-] R[-ODGERS NEIGHBORHOOD-]''', Minnesota's players engage in '''V[-IKING RAIDS ON-] Z[-IMMERLAND-]''', the Carolina Panthers play by '''Q[-UEENSBURY-] R[-HULES-]''', the loss of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' offensive line has Tree stating '''W[-ANTED-]: H[-EALTHY LINEMEN-]''', the Los Angeles Rams say '''F[-UCK THEM PICKS-]''' as they trade them away, and Russell Wilson's move to the Broncos has the Seattle Seahawks in a '''R[-ESTAURANT LIQUIDATION-]'''.

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* The Philadelphia Eagles suffer under '''H[-OWIE-] R[-OSEMAN-]'[-S REVENGE-]''', the Washington Commander's Commanders' rebrand marks '''T[-HE-] G[-REAT-] L[-EAP-] F[-ORWARD-]''', Tree asks the Chicago Bears '''H[-OW BAD WAS-] N[-AGY-]?''' and finds '''A[-LL PENCILS AND-] ATV'[-S BANNED-]''' by the Detroit Lions, the Green Bay Packers become '''M[-R.-] R[-ODGERS NEIGHBORHOOD-]''', Minnesota's players engage in '''V[-IKING RAIDS ON-] Z[-IMMERLAND-]''', the Carolina Panthers play by '''Q[-UEENSBURY-] R[-HULES-]''', the loss of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' offensive line has Tree stating '''W[-ANTED-]: H[-EALTHY LINEMEN-]''', the Los Angeles Rams say '''F[-UCK THEM PICKS-]''' as they trade them away, and Russell Wilson's move to the Broncos has the Seattle Seahawks in a '''R[-ESTAURANT LIQUIDATION-]'''.


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* The Arizona Coyotes '''S[-UCK HARD FOR-] B[-ERDARD-]''' as they throw away another season to get a top draft pick, Tree says '''F[-UCK YOU-]''' to the Chicago Blackhawks after the scandals of the 2021-22 season, the Colorado Avalanche are now in '''T[-ITLE DEFENSE MODE-]''', Johnny Gaudreau's move to the Columbus Blue Jackets was '''T[-HE ULTIMATE COUP-]''', the Florida Panthers are '''A[-N UNSETTLING SUNRISE-]''' after acquiring Matthew Tkachuk, the MOntreal Canadiens are '''T[-HE DIMMING CANDLE-]''' as their rebuild continues, Tree wonders '''I [-JINXED THEM, DIDN'T-] I?''' about the New York Islanders as they experience a disappointing offseason, their crosstown rivals in the Rangers rely on '''T[-HE WALLS OF-] S[-HESTY-]''', Tree tells the Philadelphia Flyers to '''F[-IRE-] C[-HUCK-] F[-LETCHER-]''', the Pittsburgh Penguins are '''D[-RIVING TO THE LEDGE-]''' with an aging core, '''G[-OD HATES-] S[-HARKS-]''' as the San Jose franchise appears to be looking on the outside of the playoffs, the Vegas Golden Knights are going '''B[-ACK TO THE CRAPS TABLE-]''' after missing the playoffs for the first time in franchise history, and the Winnipeg Jets wonder if '''T[-HE NORTH REMEMBERS-]?'''.
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* Aaron Judge of the New York Yankees had a record-breaking 62nd home run of the season which resulted in '''P[-ISSED COLLEGE FOOTBALL FANS-]''' having their programming interrupted; the Cleveland Guardians can state '''I [-SURVIVED THE-] AL C[-ENTRAL-]'''; the Seattle Mariners were starting to shed their choking reputation, leaving Tree to exasperatingly wonder "'''N[-O DICKPUNCH-]?!'''"; the Tampa Bay Rays were merely linked to '''F[-LIMSLY BRIDGES TO-] T[-AMPA-]'''; Tree's assessment of the St. Louis Cardinals' seemingly improbable season was '''1/10, Unrealistic Plot'''; the New York Mets were heralded by '''T[-IMMY'S TRUMPET OF DOOM-]''' after years of Metting; the San Diego Padres seem to be '''AJ P[-RELLER'S MAD EXPERIMENT-]''' as they get out of the years-long hump; and the Philadelphia Phillies, in spite of a flawed finishing stretch, had their '''B[-ELL RUNG FOR DINGERS ONLY-]'''.

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* Aaron Judge of the New York Yankees had a record-breaking 62nd home run of the season which resulted in '''P[-ISSED COLLEGE FOOTBALL FANS-]''' having their programming interrupted; the Cleveland Guardians can state '''I [-SURVIVED THE-] AL C[-ENTRAL-]'''; the Seattle Mariners were starting to shed their choking reputation, leaving Tree to exasperatingly wonder "'''N[-O DICKPUNCH-]?!'''"; the Tampa Bay Rays were merely linked to '''F[-LIMSLY BRIDGES TO-] T[-AMPA-]'''; Tree's assessment of the St. Louis Cardinals' seemingly improbable season was '''1/10, Unrealistic Plot'''; [-UNREALISTIC PLOT-]'''; the New York Mets were heralded by '''T[-IMMY'S TRUMPET OF DOOM-]''' after years of Metting; the San Diego Padres seem to be '''AJ P[-RELLER'S MAD EXPERIMENT-]''' as they get out of the years-long hump; and the Philadelphia Phillies, in spite of a flawed finishing stretch, had their '''B[-ELL RUNG FOR DINGERS ONLY-]'''.
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* Aaron Judge of the New York Yankees had a record-breaking 62nd home run of the season which resulted in '''P[-ISSED COLLEGE FOOTBALL FANS-]''' having their programming interrupted; the Cleveland Guardians can state '''I [-SURVIVED THE-] AL C[-ENTRAL-]'''; the Seattle Mariners were starting to shed their choking reputation, leaving Tree to exasperatingly wonder "N[-O DICKPUNCH-]?!"; the Tampa Bay Rays were merely linked to '''F[-LIMSLY BRIDGES TO-] T[-AMPA-]'''; Tree's assessment of the St. Louis Cardinals' seemingly improbable season was '''1/10, Unrealistic Plot'''; the New York Mets were heralded by '''T[-IMMY'S TRUMPET OF DOOM-]''' after years of Metting; the San Diego Padres seem to be '''AJ P[-RELLER'S MAD EXPERIMENT-]''' as they get out of the years-long hump; and the Philadelphia Phillies had their '''B[-ELL RUNG FOR DINGERS ONLY-]'''.

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* Aaron Judge of the New York Yankees had a record-breaking 62nd home run of the season which resulted in '''P[-ISSED COLLEGE FOOTBALL FANS-]''' having their programming interrupted; the Cleveland Guardians can state '''I [-SURVIVED THE-] AL C[-ENTRAL-]'''; the Seattle Mariners were starting to shed their choking reputation, leaving Tree to exasperatingly wonder "N[-O DICKPUNCH-]?!"; "'''N[-O DICKPUNCH-]?!'''"; the Tampa Bay Rays were merely linked to '''F[-LIMSLY BRIDGES TO-] T[-AMPA-]'''; Tree's assessment of the St. Louis Cardinals' seemingly improbable season was '''1/10, Unrealistic Plot'''; the New York Mets were heralded by '''T[-IMMY'S TRUMPET OF DOOM-]''' after years of Metting; the San Diego Padres seem to be '''AJ P[-RELLER'S MAD EXPERIMENT-]''' as they get out of the years-long hump; and the Philadelphia Phillies Phillies, in spite of a flawed finishing stretch, had their '''B[-ELL RUNG FOR DINGERS ONLY-]'''.
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!![[AC:The Haters Guide to the 2022 MLB Postseason]]
* Aaron Judge of the New York Yankees had a record-breaking 62nd home run of the season which resulted in '''P[-ISSED COLLEGE FOOTBALL FANS-]''' having their programming interrupted; the Cleveland Guardians can state '''I [-SURVIVED THE-] AL C[-ENTRAL-]'''; the Seattle Mariners were starting to shed their choking reputation, leaving Tree to exasperatingly wonder "N[-O DICKPUNCH-]?!"; the Tampa Bay Rays were merely linked to '''F[-LIMSLY BRIDGES TO-] T[-AMPA-]'''; Tree's assessment of the St. Louis Cardinals' seemingly improbable season was '''1/10, Unrealistic Plot'''; the New York Mets were heralded by '''T[-IMMY'S TRUMPET OF DOOM-]''' after years of Metting; the San Diego Padres seem to be '''AJ P[-RELLER'S MAD EXPERIMENT-]''' as they get out of the years-long hump; and the Philadelphia Phillies had their '''B[-ELL RUNG FOR DINGERS ONLY-]'''.
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* The Junior Circuit takes its nickname lumps first, with the Baltimore Orioles' lineup featuring '''T[-HE-] L[-EFT-] F[-IELD OF-] C[-OMPLAINTS-]''', the New York Yankees leading the AL East has Tree pleading '''G[-OD HELP US ALL-]''', the Toronto Blue Jays are asked '''F[-EELING-] B[-LUE-]?''', Tony [=LaRussa=]'s collapsing Chicago White Sox are a tale of '''T[-HE-] O[-LD-] M[-AN AND-] T[-HE-] B[-LOWN-] L[-EADS-]''', the Cleveland Guardians' logos makes them look like '''T[-HE-] F[-LYING-] T[-OASTERS-]''', the Detroit Tigers are '''S[-TILL-] S[-OMEHOW-] I[-RRELEVANT-]''', the Kansas City Royals are going through '''R[-OYAL-] P[-AINS-]''', the Minnesota T___ns improve with the strategy of '''L[-UIGI-] W[-INS BY-] D[-OING-] N[-OTHING-]''', the Los Angeles Angels' wasting of Mike Trout and Shohei Ohtani leave Tree wondering '''W[-HY-]?''', the Oakland A's stadium limbo leaves them as '''T[-HE-] W[-HITE-] E[-LEPHANT-]''', the Seattle Mariners being in playoff contention has them as '''A[-VERTED-] S[-TEREOTYPES-]''', and the Texas Rangers' are now playing '''L[-IVE FROM THE-] P[-ROPANE-] T[-ANK-]'''.

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* The Junior Circuit takes its nickname lumps first, with the Baltimore Orioles' lineup featuring '''T[-HE-] L[-EFT-] F[-IELD OF-] C[-OMPLAINTS-]''', the New York Yankees leading the AL East has Tree pleading '''G[-OD HELP US ALL-]''', the Toronto Blue Jays are asked '''F[-EELING-] B[-LUE-]?''', Tony [=LaRussa=]'s collapsing Chicago White Sox are a tale of '''T[-HE-] O[-LD-] M[-AN AND-] T[-HE-] B[-LOWN-] L[-EADS-]''', the Cleveland Guardians' logos logo makes them look like '''T[-HE-] F[-LYING-] T[-OASTERS-]''', the Detroit Tigers are '''S[-TILL-] S[-OMEHOW-] I[-RRELEVANT-]''', the Kansas City Royals are going through '''R[-OYAL-] P[-AINS-]''', the Minnesota T___ns T___s improve with the strategy of '''L[-UIGI-] W[-INS BY-] D[-OING-] N[-OTHING-]''', the Los Angeles Angels' wasting of Mike Trout and Shohei Ohtani leave Tree wondering '''W[-HY-]?''', the Oakland A's stadium limbo leaves them as '''T[-HE-] W[-HITE-] E[-LEPHANT-]''', the Seattle Mariners being in playoff contention has them as '''A[-VERTED-] S[-TEREOTYPES-]''', and the Texas Rangers' are now playing '''L[-IVE FROM THE-] P[-ROPANE-] T[-ANK-]'''.
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* The Arizona Coyotes will be the '''P[-ROPERTY OF THE SUN DEVILS-]''' next season as they're forced to vacate Gila River Arena, he once again says '''F[-UCK YOU-]''' to the Chicago Blackhawks just like last time, the Montreal Canadiens' plummet from making the Finals the previous season to dead last in the league was '''P[-URE IMMOLATION-]''', the Ottawa Senators are told '''Y[-OU'RE FREE-]''' with owner Eugene Melnyk no more, the Philadelphia Flyers have been labeled as '''D[-UNNING-KRUGER: THE FRANCHISE-]''' after another disastrous season they were expected to succeed in, '''D[-EATH AWAITS-]''' the San Jose Sharks after another crappy season with their contract-happy squad, and the Vegas Golden Knights '''D[-REW 22 AT BLACKJACK-]''' after they missed the postseason for the first time.

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* The Arizona Coyotes will be the '''P[-ROPERTY OF THE SUN DEVILS-]''' next season as they're forced to vacate Gila River Arena, he once again says '''F[-UCK YOU-]''' to the Chicago Blackhawks just like for the same reasons as last time, the Montreal Canadiens' plummet from making the Finals the previous season to dead last in the league was '''P[-URE IMMOLATION-]''', the Ottawa Senators are told '''Y[-OU'RE FREE-]''' with owner Eugene Melnyk no more, Melnyk's passing, the Philadelphia Flyers have been labeled as '''D[-UNNING-KRUGER: THE FRANCHISE-]''' after another disastrous season they were expected to succeed in, '''D[-EATH AWAITS-]''' the San Jose Sharks after another crappy season with their contract-happy long-term-contract-laden squad, and the Vegas Golden Knights '''D[-REW 22 AT BLACKJACK-]''' after they missed the postseason for the first time.
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* The Miami Marlins' play leave them more comparable to '''C[-ANNED-] T[-UNA-]''', the New York Mets' run is '''D[-ADDY-] S[-TEVE-]'S R[-EVENGE-]''', the Philadelphia Phillies conclude their up and down season so far with '''T[-HE-] D[-EFENSE-] R[-ESTS-]''', the Washington Nationals excuse their poor season as '''P[-ROBABLY-] P[-UTIN-]'S F[-AULT-]''', the Chicago Cubs have finally become '''U[-NLOVABLE-] L[-OSERS-]''', the Cinnicinati Reds' ownership '''F[-UCKED-] A[-ROUND AND-] F[-OUND-] O[-UT-]''', the Pittsburgh Pirates in lieu of success are instead hosting '''Y[-INZERPALOOZA-]''', the Colorado Rockies '''W[-ILL-] P[-AY-] Y[-OU TO-] S[-HOW-] U[-P-]''', and the Los Angeles Dodgers are playing through '''D[-AVE-] R[-OBERTS-]' O[-VERMANAGING-] S[-IMULATOR-]'''.

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* The Miami Marlins' play leave them more comparable to '''C[-ANNED-] T[-UNA-]''', the New York Mets' run is '''D[-ADDY-] S[-TEVE-]'S S[-TEVE'S-] R[-EVENGE-]''', the Philadelphia Phillies conclude their up and down season so far with '''T[-HE-] D[-EFENSE-] R[-ESTS-]''', the Washington Nationals excuse their poor season as '''P[-ROBABLY-] P[-UTIN-]'S P[-UTIN'S-] F[-AULT-]''', the Chicago Cubs have finally become '''U[-NLOVABLE-] L[-OSERS-]''', the Cinnicinati Reds' ownership '''F[-UCKED-] A[-ROUND AND-] F[-OUND-] O[-UT-]''', the Pittsburgh Pirates in lieu of success are instead hosting '''Y[-INZERPALOOZA-]''', the Colorado Rockies '''W[-ILL-] P[-AY-] Y[-OU TO-] S[-HOW-] U[-P-]''', and the Los Angeles Dodgers are playing through '''D[-AVE-] R[-OBERTS-]' O[-VERMANAGING-] S[-IMULATOR-]'''.
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* The Senior Circuit takes its nickname lumps first, with the Baltimore Orioles' lineup featuring '''T[-HE-] L[-EFT-] F[-IELD OF-] C[-OMPLAINTS-]''', the New York Yankees leading the AL East has Tree pleading '''G[-OD HELP US ALL-]''', the Toronto Blue Jays are asked '''F[-EELING-] B[-LUE-]?''', Tony [=LaRussa=]'s collapsing Chicago White Sox are a tale of '''T[-HE-] O[-LD-] M[-AN AND-] T[-HE-] B[-LOWN-] L[-EADS-]''', the Cleveland Guardians' logos makes them look like '''T[-HE-] F[-LYING-] T[-OASTERS-]''', the Detroit Tigers are '''S[-TILL-] S[-OMEHOW-] I[-RRELEVANT-]''', the Kansas City Royals are going through '''R[-OYAL-] P[-AINS-]''', the Minnesota T___ns improve with the strategy of '''L[-UIGI-] W[-INS BY-] D[-OING-] N[-OTHING-]''', the Los Angeles Angels' wasting of Mike Trout and Shohei Ohtani leave Tree wondering '''W[-HY-]?''', the Oakland A's stadium limbo leaves them as '''T[-HE-] W[-HITE-] E[-LEPHANT-]''', the Seattle Mariners being in playoff contention has them as '''A[-VERTED-] S[-TEREOTYPES-]''', and the Texas Rangers' are now playing '''L[-IVE FROM THE-] P[-ROPANE-] T[-ANK-]'''.

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* The Senior Junior Circuit takes its nickname lumps first, with the Baltimore Orioles' lineup featuring '''T[-HE-] L[-EFT-] F[-IELD OF-] C[-OMPLAINTS-]''', the New York Yankees leading the AL East has Tree pleading '''G[-OD HELP US ALL-]''', the Toronto Blue Jays are asked '''F[-EELING-] B[-LUE-]?''', Tony [=LaRussa=]'s collapsing Chicago White Sox are a tale of '''T[-HE-] O[-LD-] M[-AN AND-] T[-HE-] B[-LOWN-] L[-EADS-]''', the Cleveland Guardians' logos makes them look like '''T[-HE-] F[-LYING-] T[-OASTERS-]''', the Detroit Tigers are '''S[-TILL-] S[-OMEHOW-] I[-RRELEVANT-]''', the Kansas City Royals are going through '''R[-OYAL-] P[-AINS-]''', the Minnesota T___ns improve with the strategy of '''L[-UIGI-] W[-INS BY-] D[-OING-] N[-OTHING-]''', the Los Angeles Angels' wasting of Mike Trout and Shohei Ohtani leave Tree wondering '''W[-HY-]?''', the Oakland A's stadium limbo leaves them as '''T[-HE-] W[-HITE-] E[-LEPHANT-]''', the Seattle Mariners being in playoff contention has them as '''A[-VERTED-] S[-TEREOTYPES-]''', and the Texas Rangers' are now playing '''L[-IVE FROM THE-] P[-ROPANE-] T[-ANK-]'''.

!![[AC:The Haters Guide to the 2022 MLB Season: AL NL All-Star Edition]]

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* The Miami Marlins' play leave them more comparable to '''C[-ANNED-] T[-UNA-]''', the New York Mets' run is '''D[-ADDY-] S[-TEVE-]'S R[-EVENGE-]''', the Philadelphia Phillies conclude their up and down season so far with '''T[-HE-] D[-EFENSE-] R[-ESTS-]''', the Washington Nationals excuse their poor season as '''P[-ROBABLY-] P[-UTIN-]'S F[-AULT-]''', the Chicago Cubs have finally become '''U[-NLOVABLE-] L[-OSERS-]''', the Cinnicinati Reds' ownership '''F[-UCKED-] A[-ROUND AND-] F[-OUND-] O[-UT-]''', the Pittsburgh Pirates in lieu of success are instead hosting '''Y[-INZERPALOOZA-]''', the Colorado Rockies '''W[-ILL-] P[-AY-] Y[-OU TO-] S[-HOW-] U[-P-]''', and the Los Angeles Dodgers are playing through '''D[-AVE-] R[-OBERTS-]' O[-VERMANAGING-] S[-IMULATOR-]'''.
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* The Senior Circuit takes its nickname lumps first, with the Baltimore Orioles' lineup featuring '''T[-HE-] L[-EFT-] F[-IELD OF-] C[-OMPLAINTS-]''', the New York Yankees leading the AL East has Tree pleading '''G[-OD HELP US ALL-]''', the Toronto Blue Jays are asked '''F[-EELING-] B[-LUE-]?''', Tony [=LaRussa=]'s collapsing Chicago White Sox are a tale of '''T[-HE-] O[-LD-] M[-AN AND-] T[-HE-] B[-LOWN-] L[-EADS-]''', the Cleveland Guardians' logos makes them look like '''T[-HE-] F[-LYING-] T[-OASTERS-]''', the Detroit Tigers are '''S[-TILL-] S[-OMEHOW-] I[-RRELEVANT-]''', the Kansas City Royals are going through '''R[-OYAL-] P[-AINS-]''', the Minnesota T___ns improve with the strategy of '''L[-UIGI-] W[-INS BY-] D[-OING-] N[-OTHING-]''', the Los Angeles Angels' wasting of Mike Trout and Shohei Ohtani leave Tree wondering '''W[-HY-]?''', the Oakland A's stadium limbo leaves them as '''T[-HE-] W[-HITE-] E[-LEPHANT-]''', the Seattle Mariners being in playoff contention has them as '''A[-VERTED-] S[-TEREOTYPES-]''', and the Texas Rangers' are now playing '''L[-IVE FROM THE-] P[-ROPANE-] T[-ANK-]'''.

!![[AC:The Haters Guide to the 2022 MLB Season: AL All-Star Edition]]

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