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[[folder: Season 6]]
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[[folder: Season 7]]
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** The fact that the Fat Controller is so taken aback by the rant that he almost immediately changes his mind about leaving Percy stranded on top of the wrecked truck as punishment.

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* "Buzz, Buzz"
** This line of dialogue when James gets stung on the nose.
--> '''Narrator''': Somewhere on Mars, the scream echoed across the red canyons, scaring any life that would have emerged back into its crater.
** James' failed attempt to fry the bees in his own steam leaves him with a hacking cough that persists for the next three days.
* "Heroes"
** Edward's scream is apparently heard all around the world when the Fat Controller forces him to work with Bill & Ben.
--> '''Narrator''': From China, to India, to Belgium, to America, the sound of Edward's scream could be heard echoing.


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* "Duncan Gets Spooked"
** Duncan's epic freakout after his 'ghost' sighting.
--> '''Duncan''': OH MY LORD IT'S THE GHOST IT'S THE GHOST TAKE ME BACK PLEASE OH GOD I HAVE LIVED A LIFE OF SIN THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I BREAK SIR HANDEL'S PAGER ISN'T IT I HAVE SO MANY REGRETS!

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* "Bulldog"
** Duke teaching Falcon about mountains, which involved telling him that mountains existed, what the tallest mountain in the world is, what the shortest was (a molehill beside the sheds), that engines don't usually climb mountains unless they were from Shout Out/Culdee Fell and that pancakes taste really good with syrup.
** Also prior to this Falcons crew genuinely fearing that he would deliberately throw himself of the side of the mountain to spite Duke.

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* "Thomas and the Breakdown Train":
** The Narrator briefing Thomas on what's going to happen when James comes through.
** A very dazed James telling a ''cow'' of all things that someone knew his name.

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* "Thomas and the Trucks":
** After he nearly crashes, Thomas sees a foreboding shadow:
-->'''Thomas''': DEATH?!
-->'''The Fat Controller''': Worse.


* "Percy Takes The Plunge"
** Thomas seeing if they can get a crane handy for the inevitable.

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* "Percy Takes The Plunge"
Plunge":
** Thomas seeing The moment Percy sees the danger board, he begins formulating a plan. Thomas, meanwhile, just rolls his eyes and [[GenreSavvy wonders if they can get a crane handy ready for the inevitable.]]

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* "Thomas' Train":
** Thomas accidentally running over his fireman. His driver's horrified reaction completes it.
** Thomas' DelayedReaction when he realises he's left his train behind.
-->'''Thomas''': OH BALLS ALIVE!


-->'''Thomas''':He's a what engine? IS HE RELATED TERRANCE?! BECAUSE I CAN'T DEAL WITH ANOTHER GRINNING DEMON FROM HELL!!!

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-->'''Thomas''':He's -->'''Thomas''': He's a what engine? IS HE RELATED TERRANCE?! TO TERRENCE?! BECAUSE I CAN'T DEAL WITH ANOTHER GRINNING DEMON FROM HELL!!!HELL!



-->'''Percy''': Oh God he's back.
* "Percy Takes a Plunge"

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-->'''Percy''': Oh God God, he's back.
* "Percy Takes a The Plunge"



** -->'''Duck''': There are two ways of doing things The Great Western way or the wrong way, I'm Great Western and...
-->'''The Others''':Don't we bloody well known it!
** Also in the same scene Gordon apparently hid Henry's tender on him resulting in him being left behind until a fitter took pity on him.

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** When Duck makes one of his usual announcements:
-->'''Duck''': There are two ways of doing things The things; the Great Western way way, or the wrong way, way. I'm Great Western and...
-->'''The Others''':Don't we bloody well known it!
know it!?
** Also in the same scene Gordon apparently hid Henry's tender on him in the same scene, resulting in him being left behind until a fitter took pity on him.

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* "Thomas and Trevor":
** Thomas' reaction to meeting Trevor for the first time:
-->'''Thomas''':He's a what engine? IS HE RELATED TERRANCE?! BECAUSE I CAN'T DEAL WITH ANOTHER GRINNING DEMON FROM HELL!!!


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* "The Runaway"
** When Thomas returns from the works:
-->'''Thomas''': WHAT HO YOU LOT!
-->'''Percy''': Oh God he's back.
* "Percy Takes a Plunge"
** Thomas seeing if they can get a crane handy for the inevitable.
* "Pop Goes the Diesel"
** -->'''Duck''': There are two ways of doing things The Great Western way or the wrong way, I'm Great Western and...
-->'''The Others''':Don't we bloody well known it!
** Also in the same scene Gordon apparently hid Henry's tender on him resulting in him being left behind until a fitter took pity on him.

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** Henry interrupting the narrator at the end, bemoaning that "THIS IS A TERRIBLE ENDING!"
* "Edward, Gordon and Henry":
** Hatt attacking David Mitton.
** Hatt's half-drunken shout of "SENNNNNNNNNNNND FOR ANOTHER ONE!" after Gordon breaks down.

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* "The Sad Story of Henry":
** James comes across Henry, stuck in the tunnel, and offers to help, on one condition: Henry gets his name right.
-->'''Henry''': Uh...uh...oh...I know, is it...uh...Jerome?
-->'''James''': [[HaHaHaNo HAHAHAHAHAHA no.]]

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* "Edward and Gordon":
** Edward tries to question the Tidmouth Shed hierarchy and gets immediately demoted to below Thomas.


-->'''Percy''': Sir, with the greatest of respect... fuck you. FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS, IF I CAN BE SO BOLD!! GO TO HELL SIR, I HAVE HAD A CRAP DAY MYSELF! YOU THINK I LIKE BEING STUCK ON A STACK OF TRUCKS, YOU FAT FUCK SIR?! YOU THINK THAT I ENJOY THIS?! I WOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THIS STUPID GODDAMN MESS IF YOU HADN'T BROUGHT THAT SHIT WORKER OF A RAILCAR OVER HERE!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK HAS BEEN DOING ALL THE WORK?! HER?! IT'S NOT!! IT'S BEEN ME!! ME ME ME ME ME ME! I HAVE LITERALLY STOOD BY AND TAKEN EVERYONE'S SHIT OVER THIS PAST YEAR, AND FOR WHAT?! SO I CAN HAVE INDIGNITY UPON INDIGNITY SHOVED ON ME?! IF YOU WANT TO RANT AT SOMEONE AND FORCE AN UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT ON THEM, THAT RAILCAR SHOULD BE FIRST IN LINE!! BUT NOOOOOOOO, WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, CAN WE, MR FAT ASS FUCK CONTROLLER?! GO!! TO!! HELL!! ''SIR!''

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-->'''Percy''': Sir, with the greatest of respect... fuck you. FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS, IF I CAN BE SO BOLD!! GO TO HELL SIR, I HAVE HAD A CRAP DAY MYSELF! YOU THINK I LIKE BEING STUCK ON A STACK OF TRUCKS, YOU FAT FUCK SIR?! YOU THINK THAT I ENJOY THIS?! I WOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THIS STUPID GODDAMN MESS IF YOU HADN'T BROUGHT THAT SHIT WORKER OF A RAILCAR OVER HERE!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK HAS BEEN DOING ALL THE WORK?! HER?! IT'S NOT!! IT'S BEEN ME!! ME ME ME ME ME ME! I HAVE LITERALLY STOOD BY AND TAKEN EVERYONE'S SHIT OVER THIS PAST YEAR, AND FOR WHAT?! SO I CAN HAVE INDIGNITY UPON INDIGNITY SHOVED ON ME?! IF YOU WANT TO RANT AT SOMEONE AND FORCE AN UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT ON THEM, THAT RAILCAR SHOULD BE FIRST IN LINE!! BUT NOOOOOOOO, WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, CAN WE, MR FAT ASS FUCK CONTROLLER?! GO!! TO!! HELL!! ''SIR!''''SIR!!!''


-->'''Percy''': Sir, with the greatest of respect... fuck you.

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-->'''Percy''': Sir, with the greatest of respect... fuck you. FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS, IF I CAN BE SO BOLD!! GO TO HELL SIR, I HAVE HAD A CRAP DAY MYSELF! YOU THINK I LIKE BEING STUCK ON A STACK OF TRUCKS, YOU FAT FUCK SIR?! YOU THINK THAT I ENJOY THIS?! I WOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THIS STUPID GODDAMN MESS IF YOU HADN'T BROUGHT THAT SHIT WORKER OF A RAILCAR OVER HERE!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK HAS BEEN DOING ALL THE WORK?! HER?! IT'S NOT!! IT'S BEEN ME!! ME ME ME ME ME ME! I HAVE LITERALLY STOOD BY AND TAKEN EVERYONE'S SHIT OVER THIS PAST YEAR, AND FOR WHAT?! SO I CAN HAVE INDIGNITY UPON INDIGNITY SHOVED ON ME?! IF YOU WANT TO RANT AT SOMEONE AND FORCE AN UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT ON THEM, THAT RAILCAR SHOULD BE FIRST IN LINE!! BUT NOOOOOOOO, WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, CAN WE, MR FAT ASS FUCK CONTROLLER?! GO!! TO!! HELL!! ''SIR!''

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