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'''Lor''':'' A small [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar bundle of twigs]] could beat up Captain Dreadnought!''\\

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'''Lor''':'' A small [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar bundle of twigs]] twigs could beat up Captain Dreadnought!''\\



* "Good thing you don't want to be [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar cool, rich and popular!]]" [[note]]The acronym for that is "crap".[[/note]]

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* "Good thing you don't want to be [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar cool, rich and popular!]]" popular!" [[note]]The acronym for that is "crap".[[/note]]


* The gang tries to get Tish to realize her new hair is awful without telling it to her face. Here are the ways they tried:

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* The gang tries to get Tish to realize her new hair hairdo is awful without telling it to her face. Here are the ways they tried:



** Each holding up a sign while hiding behind her fence. But together, they read: "Tish, your hair is [[spoiler:the p]]it[[spoiler:s]]!"[[note]]The third sign which says "the pits!" was obscured by a tree.[[/note]]

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** Each holding up a sign while hiding behind her fence. But together, Together, they read: "Tish, your hair is [[spoiler:the p]]it[[spoiler:s]]!"[[note]]The third sign which says "the pits!" was obscured by a tree.[[/note]]



** Lor overreacting about her knee surgery, fearing that "IT'S A DEATH SENTENCE!". Her friends tried and failed to reassure her. Leading to an ImagineSpot, where the doctor is about to perform the surgery [[ItMakesSenseInContext blindfolded when aliens suddenly invaded, using the surgical laser to fight them off]].

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** Lor overreacting about her knee surgery, fearing that "IT'S A DEATH SENTENCE!". Her friends tried and failed to reassure her. Leading to an ImagineSpot, where the doctor is about to perform the surgery [[ItMakesSenseInContext blindfolded when aliens suddenly invaded, invade, using the surgical laser to fight them off]].


** Lor's ImagineSpot of her surgery. The doctor was about to use the laser to heal her leg [[ItMakesSenseInContext blindfolded when aliens invaded, and uses the laser to fight them off]].

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** Lor's ImagineSpot of Lor overreacting about her surgery. The knee surgery, fearing that "IT'S A DEATH SENTENCE!". Her friends tried and failed to reassure her. Leading to an ImagineSpot, where the doctor was is about to use perform the laser to heal her leg surgery [[ItMakesSenseInContext blindfolded when aliens suddenly invaded, and uses using the surgical laser to fight them off]].



'''Lor:''' He means well.

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'''Lor:''' ''(to her friends)'' He means well.well.
** On the day of her surgery, Tino gives Lor a "Get Well Soon" balloon to cheer her up. But it accidentally float out of the open window.
--->'''Tino:''' Well that was cheery, huh?


-->'''Carver''': Curse you, modern technology! ''CURSE YOUUUUUUU!''

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-->'''Carver''': --->'''Carver''': Curse you, modern technology! ''CURSE YOUUUUUUU!''



* The gang tries to get Tish to realize her new hair is awful without telling hern. Here are the different ways they tried:

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* The gang tries to get Tish to realize her new hair is awful without telling hern. it to her face. Here are the different ways they tried:



** "Tish, your hair is [[spoiler:the p]]it[[spoiler:s]]!"[[note]]The third sign which says "the pits!" was obscured by a tree.[[/note]]

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** Each holding up a sign while hiding behind her fence. But together, they read: "Tish, your hair is [[spoiler:the p]]it[[spoiler:s]]!"[[note]]The third sign which says "the pits!" was obscured by a tree.[[/note]]



** Lor's nightmare of her surgery. The doctor was about to use the laser to heal her leg when [[CallBack aliens invaded, and uses the laser to fight them off]].
--->'''Lor:''' But what about my leg?!

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** Lor's nightmare ImagineSpot of her surgery. The doctor was about to use the laser to heal her leg [[ItMakesSenseInContext blindfolded when [[CallBack aliens invaded, and uses the laser to fight them off]].
--->'''Lor:''' But what about my leg?!''(back to reality)'' BUT WHAT ABOUT MY KNEE?!\\
'''Lor's dad:''' ''(rushes into the room with a stack of pillows)'' I'm here for you kiddo. Regular or goose down?\\
'''Lor:''' He means well.


** This episode's normal [[OnceAnEpisode meeting at the pizza place]] has it going with the pizza being printed off by computers. Carver begins clicking a lot to get extra-extra-extra-extra-extra cheese, and the conversation continues as the pizza is being made. At the end of the scene, the pizza starts to print off...and jams. Cue Carver's SkywardScream.
-->'''Carver''': Curse you, modern technology! ''CURSE YOUUUUUUU!''



* The gang tries to tell Tish her new hair is awful without telling her in-person. Here are the different ways they tried:

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* The gang tries to tell get Tish to realize her new hair is awful without telling her in-person.hern. Here are the different ways they tried:



* One episode's normal [[OnceAnEpisode meeting at the pizza place]] has it going with the pizza being printed off by computers. Carver begins clicking a lot to get extra-extra-extra-extra-extra cheese, and the conversation continues as the pizza is being made. At the end of the scene, the pizza starts to print off...and jams. Cue Carver's SkywardScream.
-->'''Carver''': Curse you, modern technology! ''CURSE YOUUUUUUU!''


**
-->'''Tish:''' I'm going home before I'll say something I'll regret.\\

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**
-->'''Tish:'''
** After Tish hears everyone saying her name as an adjective one too many times.
--->'''Tish:'''
I'm going home before I'll say something I'll regret.\\



'''Lor:''' Good thing she didn't say it.

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'''Lor:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Good thing she didn't say it.]]



-->'''Carver''': Ah, she's being too sensitive. I mean, it's not ''that'' annoying...\\

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-->'''Carver''': --->'''Carver''': Ah, she's being too sensitive. I mean, it's not ''that'' annoying...\\



* The Awful Weekend has this gem:

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* The "The Awful Weekend Weekend" has this gem:



* The Talent Show:
---> '''Tish''': I don't have a jealous bone in my body!
--->'''Carver''': Um, do you have any jealous internal organs?
--->'''Tish''': NO!
--->'''Carver''': Tish, you're the only one who can help Lor. You have all the qualifications: talent, creativity and the desire to tell people how to run their lives.

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* The "The Talent Show:
--->
Show":
-->
'''Tish''': I don't have a jealous bone in my body!
--->'''Carver''': -->'''Carver''': Um, do you have any jealous internal organs?
--->'''Tish''': -->'''Tish''': NO!
--->'''Carver''': -->'''Carver''': Tish, you're the only one who can help Lor. You have all the qualifications: talent, creativity and the desire to tell people how to run their lives.



* Dinner Party:

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* Dinner Party:"Dinner Party":



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---> '''Tino''': I think I had konnichiwa in a sushi bar.
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--->'''Lor''': I'll go get chairs! I think there's some in Mexico!

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**
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** '''Tino''': I think I had konnichiwa in a sushi bar.
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--->'''Lor''':
** '''Lor''': I'll go get chairs! I think there's some in Mexico!



--> '''Tish:''' I think it's great that you appreciate Shakespeare enough to [[ThatCameOutWrong publicly disgrace...yourself]].

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--> ---> '''Tish:''' I think it's great that you appreciate Shakespeare enough to [[ThatCameOutWrong publicly disgrace...yourself]].



* The gang tries to tell Tish her new hair is awful without telling her, here are the ways.

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* The gang tries to tell Tish her new hair is awful without telling her, here her in-person. Here are the ways.different ways they tried:



** "Tish, your hair is [[spoiler:the p]]it[[spoiler:s]]!"

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*** Tish was still looking over her project during this scene.
** "Tish, your hair is [[spoiler:the p]]it[[spoiler:s]]!"p]]it[[spoiler:s]]!"[[note]]The third sign which says "the pits!" was obscured by a tree.[[/note]]



** '''Lor:''' ''(to Tino)'' You have pretty good posture for someone without a backbone.

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** '''Lor:''' Carver tells Tino to let him ride his scooter. Tino steps down while protesting.
--->'''Lor:'''
''(to Tino)'' You have pretty good posture for someone without a backbone.



* {{beat}}*\\

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* {{beat}}*\\''({{beat}})''\\



''(Tino storms out with his napkin. A confused Carver looks at the girls who just smile nervously)''

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''(Tino storms out with his napkin. A confused Carver looks at the girls who just smile nervously)''sheepishly)''



***

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*** Back to reality:



--> '''Lor:''' So, where's Tish?
--> '''Tino:''' She...got stuck in the toilet.
--> '''Carver:''' Lost in a flood.
--> '''Tino:''' German measles.
--> '''Carver:''' Dot ate her car.
--> '''Tino:''' Joined the Dixie Chicks and moved to Nashville.
--> '''Lor:''' Guys, next time could you agree on a lie before you come in?
** Lor's nightmare of her surgery. The doctor was about to use the laser to heal her leg when [[CallBack aliens invaded, and he's using the laser to fight them off]].
-->'''Lor:''' But what about my leg?!

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--> ---> '''Lor:''' So, where's Tish?
--> ---> '''Tino:''' She...got stuck in the toilet.
--> ---> '''Carver:''' Lost in a flood.
--> ---> '''Tino:''' German measles.
--> ---> '''Carver:''' Dot ate her car.
--> ---> '''Tino:''' Joined the Dixie Chicks and moved to Nashville.
--> ---> '''Lor:''' Guys, next time could you agree on a lie before you come in?
** Lor's nightmare of her surgery. The doctor was about to use the laser to heal her leg when [[CallBack aliens invaded, and he's using uses the laser to fight them off]].
-->'''Lor:''' --->'''Lor:''' But what about my leg?!



--> '''Tish:''' Lor, shouldn't we be heading back to the Laundromat? Your family's clothes have been sitting there for hours, what if someone takes them?
--> '''Lor:''' Ah, they'll be fine! Quit worrying!
--> '''Tish:''' Oh, I am doomed to be like [[TheCassandra Cassandra]]: predicting future disasters but never believed by others!
--> '''Lor:''' Cassandra Merten from math class?!
--> '''Tish''' (''Clearly annoyed'') Never mind!

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--> ---> '''Tish:''' Lor, shouldn't we be heading back to the Laundromat? Your family's clothes have been sitting there for hours, what if someone takes them?
--> ---> '''Lor:''' Ah, they'll be fine! Quit worrying!
--> ---> '''Tish:''' Oh, I am doomed to be like [[TheCassandra Cassandra]]: predicting future disasters but never believed by others!
--> ---> '''Lor:''' Cassandra Merten from math class?!
--> ---> '''Tish''' (''Clearly annoyed'') Never mind!



--->'''Woman''': Call me Lucille.

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--->'''Woman''': ''(smiles)'' Call me Lucille.



-->'''Lor:''' There's a clear difference between focused and deranged!

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-->'''Lor:''' --->'''Lor:''' There's a clear difference between focused and deranged!



'''Tino's mom''': ''(chuckles)'' I could, but you wouldn't like it. ''(walks out)''

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'''Tino's mom''': '''Mrs. Tonitini''': ''(chuckles)'' I could, but you wouldn't like it. ''(walks out)''

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* Tino is jumping to retrieve a movie from a shelf.
-->'''Tino:''' Carver, I need a boost!
-->'''Carver:''' Sure, no problem. (''turns to face Tino and claps his hands'') [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Go, go! You can do it! You're the best! Whoo-hoo!!]]

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** Later:
--->'''Tino''': Mom, which of these shirts would you say possesses "mysterious dangerous lost-puppy" qualities?


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* On the subject of Tino's mom's food:
-->'''Tino''': If I showed you a picture of a chicken, could you point to where the "lumpette" would be?\\
'''Tino's mom''': ''(chuckles)'' I could, but you wouldn't like it. ''(walks out)''

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* In one episode, [[RunningGag the pizza place's everchanging theme]] is China/Asia and as such, chopsticks are provided. The kids attempt to use them with absolutely ''no'' success and Tino remarks that at least they're eating less junk food; Carver snarks "You say that like it's a good thing."


--> Tino: I hope so. We've been stuck up here almost an hour.

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--> Tino: -->'''Tino:''' I hope so. We've been stuck up here almost an hour.


-->'''Tish (exhausted)''': (''sighs'') It's been a long day...

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-->'''Tish (exhausted)''': (''sighs'') It's been a long day...day...
* "Testing Dixon", where the kids surreptitiously try to test Dixon to see if he's fit to be Tino's stepdad, is full of funny moments.
** Carver's BigEater tendencies:
-->'''Carver:''' Okay, you know how my dad puts all these ''crazy'' limits on my eating?\\
'''Tino:''' Like that "No more than one pie per sitting" rule?\\
'''Carver:''' Exactly!
** Tino testing Dixon to see how much junk food he'll let him eat, and Dixon's reaction:
-->'''Tino:''' And for me, let's see... Eight corn-dogs, four orders of chili fries, and a ham.\\
'''Dixon:''' Hold on there, slick! There's countries in ''Europe'' that don't eat that much.
----


** Rather than just fess up to Carver, Tino gets devises a plan:

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** Rather than just fess up to Carver, Tino gets devises a plan:


---> '''Carver:''' Well, I could go in. Totally choke. Really bad. Get suspended from school, get kicked out by my parents, hop a freight train out west, get arrested for being a hobo and end up on a chain gang with a guy named [[OfMiceAndMen Lenny who calls me George and keeps talking about the rabbits.]]

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---> '''Carver:''' Well, I could go in. Totally choke. Really bad. Get suspended from school, get kicked out by my parents, hop a freight train out west, get arrested for being a hobo and end up on a chain gang with a guy named [[OfMiceAndMen [[Literature/OfMiceAndMen Lenny who calls me George and keeps talking about the rabbits.]]


* ''All'' of Tish and Lor's interactions in "Crush Test Dummies".

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* ''All'' of Tish and Lor's interactions in "Crush Test Dummies". Including the scene with Tish's love poem.
-->'''Tish:''' "My love is like a paramecium, it divides and reproduces. It's covered with wriggling hair-like cilia and full of high-protein juices."
-->'''Lor:''' Uuuuhh... uuuhh..
-->'''Tish:''' What part didn't you like?
-->'''Lor:''' The part where you were talking.



** This line:
--> '''Dixon:''' You know, I heard the only works of man that can be seen from space are the Great Wall of China, and you trying to get me together with your mom.
** Later:
--> '''Tino:''' Mom, I don't know if you noticed, but I was sort of trying to force you and Dixon together earlier.
--> '''Mrs. Tonitini:''' Huh? Really. Gosh, I didn't notice at all, because my head was encased in a block of wax.



* {{beat}}*\\

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* {{beat}}*\\*{{beat}}*\\



* Tish's love poem in "Crush Test Dummies".
-->'''Tish:''' "My love is like a paramecium, it divides and reproduces. It's covered with wriggling hair-like cilia and full of high-protein juices."
-->'''Lor:''' Uuuuhh... uuuhh..
-->'''Tish:''' What part didn't you like?
-->'''Lor:''' The part where you were talking.



* From the episode "Dixon".
** This line:
--> '''Dixon:''' You know, I heard the only works of man that can be seen from space are the Great Wall of China, and you trying to get me together with your mom.
** Later:
--> '''Tino:''' Mom, I don't know if you noticed, but I was sort of trying to force you and Dixon together earlier.
--> '''Mrs. Tonitini:''' Huh? Really. Gosh, I didn't notice at all, because my head was encased in a block of wax.



-->'''Tish ''': YOU'RE FRENCH TOAST!!!

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-->'''Tish ''': -->'''Tish''': YOU'RE FRENCH TOAST!!!


* Tino's metaphors. "Dramatic irony bites like a rabid monkey" anyone?

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* Tino's metaphors. "Dramatic irony "DramaticIrony bites like a rabid monkey" anyone?

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