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** Jet absolutely can't stand that everyone thinks he's attracted to "Lee," so when Smellerbee and Longshot decide to have dinner at Lee's tea shop and leave a big tip as a thank you to them for all their help, Jet invites a girl he had a one-night stand with the previous night, intending to introduce her to Lee as his girlfriend so Lee and everyone would know that he definitely isn't gay. Jet goes to introduce her and... realizes he doesn't know her name. He introduces her instead as "Dollface with a nice arse." Things quickly escalate between Jet and his "girlfriend" until she's so offended she slaps Jet and flirts with "Lee" on the way out just to add insult to Jet's injury.

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** Jet absolutely can't stand that everyone thinks he's attracted to "Lee," so when Smellerbee and Longshot decide to have dinner at Lee's tea shop and leave a big tip as a thank you to them for all their help, Jet invites a girl he had a one-night stand with the previous night, intending to introduce her to Lee as his girlfriend so Lee and everyone would know that he definitely isn't gay. Jet goes to introduce her and... realizes he doesn't know her name. He introduces her instead as "Dollface with a nice arse." Things quickly escalate between Jet and his "girlfriend" until she's so offended she slaps Jet and flirts with "Lee" on the way out just to add insult to Jet's injury. And Zuko was watching the entire scene with the ''biggest'' grin.
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** Jet absolutely can't stand that everyone thinks he's attracted to "Lee," so when Smellerbee and Longshot decide to have dinner at Lee's tea shop and leave a big tip as a thank you to them for all their help, Jet invites a girl he had a one-night stand with the previous night, intending to introduce her to Lee as his girlfriend so Lee and everyone would know that he definitely isn't gay. Jet goes to introduce her and... realizes he doesn't know her name. He introduces her instead as "Dollface with a nice arse." Things quickly escalate between Jet and his "girlfriend" until she's so offended she slaps Jet and flirts on "Lee" on the way out just to add insult to Jet's injury.

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** Jet absolutely can't stand that everyone thinks he's attracted to "Lee," so when Smellerbee and Longshot decide to have dinner at Lee's tea shop and leave a big tip as a thank you to them for all their help, Jet invites a girl he had a one-night stand with the previous night, intending to introduce her to Lee as his girlfriend so Lee and everyone would know that he definitely isn't gay. Jet goes to introduce her and... realizes he doesn't know her name. He introduces her instead as "Dollface with a nice arse." Things quickly escalate between Jet and his "girlfriend" until she's so offended she slaps Jet and flirts on with "Lee" on the way out just to add insult to Jet's injury.
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--->Eventually Shameless Hussy made a genius observation and said you're being rather quiet today. Shameless Hussy always feels the need to state the obvious. Because she is an idiot as well as a Shameless Hussy. Now that she was stating the obvious, she may as well have said you're as sexy as fuck and I'd like to have my wicked way with you. right here. Right now. In those bushes. Because it is pretty obvious to me that she was thinking along those lines as she eyed off Lee's hot body, all stretched out in the sun. Lee's shirt had ridden up a little bit when he flopped down on the grass and he hadn't noticed it yet. I'm sure that Shameless Hussy was eyeing that bit of exposed flesh and thinking about how much she wanted to just rip his shirt off and see more of it. The Hussy.

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--->Eventually Shameless Hussy made a genius observation and said you're being rather quiet today. Shameless Hussy always feels the need to state the obvious. Because she is an idiot as well as a Shameless Hussy. Now that she was stating the obvious, she may as well have said you're as sexy as fuck and I'd like to have my wicked way with you. right here. Right now. In those bushes. Because it is pretty obvious to me that she was thinking along those lines as she eyed off Lee's hot body, all stretched out in the sun. Lee's shirt had ridden up a little bit when he flopped down on the grass and he hadn't noticed it yet. I'm sure that Shameless Hussy was eyeing that bit of exposed flesh and thinking about how much she wanted to just rip his shirt off and see more of it. The Hussy.Hussy.
** Jet absolutely can't stand that everyone thinks he's attracted to "Lee," so when Smellerbee and Longshot decide to have dinner at Lee's tea shop and leave a big tip as a thank you to them for all their help, Jet invites a girl he had a one-night stand with the previous night, intending to introduce her to Lee as his girlfriend so Lee and everyone would know that he definitely isn't gay. Jet goes to introduce her and... realizes he doesn't know her name. He introduces her instead as "Dollface with a nice arse." Things quickly escalate between Jet and his "girlfriend" until she's so offended she slaps Jet and flirts on "Lee" on the way out just to add insult to Jet's injury.
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** This absolutely ''golden'' passage of completely unselfaware jealousy and PsychologicalProjection from Chapter 5 of aa''Jet's Troubling Obsession,'' ostensibly describing a conversation between "Lee" (Zuko) and his friend and ex-date Jin in the park:

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** This absolutely ''golden'' passage of completely unselfaware jealousy and PsychologicalProjection from Chapter 5 of aa''Jet's ''Jet's Troubling Obsession,'' ostensibly describing a conversation between "Lee" (Zuko) and his friend and ex-date Jin in the park:
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** This absolutely ''golden'' passage of completely unselfaware jealousy and PsychologicalProjection from ''Jet's Troubling Obsession,'' ostensibly describing a conversation between "Lee" (Zuko) and his friend and ex-date Jin in the park:

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** This absolutely ''golden'' passage of completely unselfaware jealousy and PsychologicalProjection from ''Jet's Chapter 5 of aa''Jet's Troubling Obsession,'' ostensibly describing a conversation between "Lee" (Zuko) and his friend and ex-date Jin in the park:
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* Almost every scene with Jet, both in ''Jet's Troubling Obsession'' and ''Not Stalking Firelord Zuko.'' His obsessive and irrational stalker behavior combined with his loud, frequently unprompted vocal proclamations of denial regarding his attraction to "Lee" and near-constant [[FreudianSlip Freudian Slips]] lend themselves to a cavalcade of absurd mishaps.

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* Almost every scene with Jet, both in ''Jet's Troubling Obsession'' and ''Not Stalking Firelord Zuko.'' His obsessive and irrational stalker behavior combined with his loud, frequently unprompted vocal proclamations of denial regarding his attraction to "Lee" and near-constant [[FreudianSlip Freudian Slips]] lend themselves to a cavalcade of absurd mishaps.mishaps.
** This absolutely ''golden'' passage of completely unselfaware jealousy and PsychologicalProjection from ''Jet's Troubling Obsession,'' ostensibly describing a conversation between "Lee" (Zuko) and his friend and ex-date Jin in the park:
--->Eventually Shameless Hussy made a genius observation and said you're being rather quiet today. Shameless Hussy always feels the need to state the obvious. Because she is an idiot as well as a Shameless Hussy. Now that she was stating the obvious, she may as well have said you're as sexy as fuck and I'd like to have my wicked way with you. right here. Right now. In those bushes. Because it is pretty obvious to me that she was thinking along those lines as she eyed off Lee's hot body, all stretched out in the sun. Lee's shirt had ridden up a little bit when he flopped down on the grass and he hadn't noticed it yet. I'm sure that Shameless Hussy was eyeing that bit of exposed flesh and thinking about how much she wanted to just rip his shirt off and see more of it. The Hussy.
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* When Iroh asks Dr. Yang to serve as an advisor to Zuko, Dr. Yang bluntly writes him a prescription for "No."

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* When Iroh asks Dr. Yang to serve as an advisor to Zuko, Dr. Yang bluntly writes him a prescription for "No.""
* Almost every scene with Jet, both in ''Jet's Troubling Obsession'' and ''Not Stalking Firelord Zuko.'' His obsessive and irrational stalker behavior combined with his loud, frequently unprompted vocal proclamations of denial regarding his attraction to "Lee" and near-constant [[FreudianSlip Freudian Slips]] lend themselves to a cavalcade of absurd mishaps.
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* 'Azula...you pinky swore'

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* 'Azula...you pinky swore'swore'
* When Iroh asks Dr. Yang to serve as an advisor to Zuko, Dr. Yang bluntly writes him a prescription for "No."
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* Similarly, when Katara gets bitten by the scorpidillo and is given a bell to summon her friends, she (ab)uses it quite frequently to get them to do what they want. At one point, she gets Sokka to do pushups again, and one section later, she simply writes, "I didn't say stop Sokka."

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* Similarly, when Katara gets bitten by the scorpidillo and is given a bell to summon her friends, she (ab)uses it quite frequently to get them to do what they want.she wants. At one point, she gets Sokka to do pushups again, and one section later, she simply writes, "I didn't say stop Sokka."
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* The exceptionally immature taunting letter that Zhao wrote to Zuko after capturing Aang.
-->''Dear Zuko, Ha ha ha. I caught the Avatar. You idiot. Ha ha ha. Sucks to be you! Ha ha ha. Zhao.''

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* The birthday dictatorship

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* The birthday dictatorshipOn Katara's birthday, she gets to order people around with her "birthday powers," using them for various silly purposes. Sokka, in particular [[RunningGag often]] gets ordered to do pushups when he does something stupid, when he complains, or when Katara feels like it.
* Similarly, when Katara gets bitten by the scorpidillo and is given a bell to summon her friends, she (ab)uses it quite frequently to get them to do what they want. At one point, she gets Sokka to do pushups again, and one section later, she simply writes, "I didn't say stop Sokka."
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* The birthday dictatorship

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* The birthday dictatorshipdictatorship
* 'Azula...you pinky swore'
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--->Before I had been Katara--his person who was nice, comforting and huggable.Now I was Katara--the person who just wanted to '''grab some arse.''' Katara-- '''the arse grabber''' instead of Katara-- '''the nice hugger.'''

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--->Before I had been Katara--his person who was nice, comforting and huggable.Now I was Katara--the person who just wanted to '''grab some arse.''' Katara-- '''the arse grabber''' instead of Katara-- '''the nice hugger.''''''
* Katara and the commonsense stick.
* The birthday dictatorship
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*Katara accidentally groped Zuko and bemoans her fate:
--->Before I had been Katara--his person who was nice, comforting and huggable.Now I was Katara--the person who just wanted to '''grab some arse.''' Katara-- '''the arse grabber''' instead of Katara-- '''the nice hugger.'''

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