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* Part Four. Oh my God, Part Four. Peter's attempts at scary-story telling are truly hilarious.

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* Part Four. Oh my God, Part Four. Peter's attempts at scary-story telling in Part 4 are truly hilarious.



* JAMES THE RUTTING STAG. That is all.

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* JAMES THE RUTTING STAG. That is all.


** "Latvia is very QUIET. The concept of which I am sure seems very foreign to you. Foreign Latvian custom, this QUIET. Something to do with No Sirius Black and No James Potter and No One Getting Stuck In Windows Through Own Ineptitude."

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** "Latvia is very QUIET. The concept of which I am sure seems very foreign to you. Foreign Latvian custom, this QUIET. Something to do with No Sirius Black and No James Potter and No One Getting Stuck In Windows Through Own Ineptitude.""

* The conversation that follows James finding out he's been made Head Boy;
-->'''Remus:''' And you'll be able to take points.
-->'''James:''' Eh?
-->'''Sirius:''' You will. At your discretion. Any points you like from anyone you like
-->'''Remus:''' Well, it's not ''really'' your discretion...
-->'''James:''' Oh my...
-->'''Remus:''' Nonono. No, it's not at your discretion. It has to be based on logic; it has to be ''fair'', it has to be ''sensible-''
-->'''James:''' Eight ''billion'' points from Slytherin. Yes. ''That'' sounds good.
-->'''Remus:''' Nonono, that isn't how it works, James.
-->'''Sirius:''' All hail James Potter, Head Boy! He's got the whole world in his hands!
-->'''James:''' Eight billion points from Slytherin because Snape's ''nose is bothering me''. How does that sound? ''Lovely'', that's how. Merlin, it's like ''heaven''.
-->'''Remus:''' Look, it says right here, this is power not to be abused. It's to be taken seriously, James; you've got to ''take it seriously'' and with ''utmost expression of maturity''.
-->'''James:''' Eight billion points from Snivellus' nose!

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-->"When I'm old, I think I'll look back on this and I won't remember 'That time Sirius thought, if he lit a fart on fire, he could make a star come out of his arse' but I'll remember the stars themselves."


* "James has already got his head stuck in a window. What the hell."

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* "James has already got his head stuck in a window. What the hell.""
** "Latvia is very QUIET. The concept of which I am sure seems very foreign to you. Foreign Latvian custom, this QUIET. Something to do with No Sirius Black and No James Potter and No One Getting Stuck In Windows Through Own Ineptitude."


--> "Me. Yoooouuuu. Meeeee. ''Harooun.''"

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--> "Me. Yoooouuuu. Meeeee. ''Harooun.''"''"

* "James has already got his head stuck in a window. What the hell."


* JAMES THE RUTTING STAG. That is all.

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* JAMES THE RUTTING STAG. That is all.all.
--> "Me. Yoooouuuu. Meeeee. ''Harooun.''"


-->"I know we missed the bit about Helga and Rowena journeying into the Land of No Man!"

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-->"I know we missed the bit about Helga and Rowena journeying into the Land of No Man!"Man!"

* JAMES THE RUTTING STAG. That is all.

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