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* "Queens have been very important in their day: there's Queen Elizabeth, Queen Victoria, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Queen Latifah]], there's a lot of them!"

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* "Queens have been very important in their day: there's Queen Elizabeth, Queen Victoria, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Queen Latifah]], Latifah, there's a lot of them!"
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--> '''Cam'Ron:''' All the girls see the (PENIS), I'm telling ya (PENIS), [[GroinAttack put a shell in ya (PENIS)]], [[{{Squick}} now he bleeding]] [[OwMyBodyPart (MY PENIS)]]. Where the fuck is my (PENIS), I've got trust for my (PENIS), that's why I fuck with my (PENIS), just me and my (PENIS).

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--> '''Cam'Ron:''' [[FemaleGaze All the girls see the (PENIS), (PENIS)]], I'm telling ya (PENIS), [[GroinAttack put a shell in ya (PENIS)]], [[{{Squick}} now he bleeding]] [[OwMyBodyPart (MY PENIS)]]. [[BarbieDollAnatomy Where the fuck is my (PENIS), (PENIS)]], I've got trust for my (PENIS), that's why I fuck with my (PENIS), just me and my (PENIS).



-->'''Critic:'''"Oh,no! Not almond milk." What the fuck, almond milk not gangsta enough for you, J. Cole?! "Yeah, and we don't fuck with none of that sweet shit! Real thugs only drink 'two percent', you heard me!" It's fucking milk! Who gives a shit? Since when does a type of food signify how gangsta you are? Well, except for ice cream. Probably don't see too many gansta rapper licking on ice cream cones......."unless it's made with 'two percent', BITCH!

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-->'''Critic:'''"Oh,no! -->'''Critic:'''"Oh, no! Not almond milk." What the fuck, almond milk not gangsta enough for you, J. Cole?! "Yeah, and we don't fuck with none of that sweet shit! Real thugs only drink 'two percent', you heard me!" It's fucking milk! Who gives a shit? Since when does a type of food signify how gangsta you are? Well, except for ice cream. Probably don't see too many gansta rapper licking on ice cream cones......."unless it's made with 'two percent', BITCH!



-->'''Rap Critic:''' This song sounds like Future heard all those other songs where Kendrick leaves rappers in the dust, his own included, so he figured "fuck it, just preemptively give up". You can't say he failed if he didn't try!

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-->'''Rap Critic:''' This song sounds like Future heard all those other songs where Kendrick leaves rappers in the dust, his own included, so he figured "fuck it, just [[KnowWhemToFoldThem preemptively give up".up]]". You can't say he failed if he didn't try!



* When Drake insists on mentioning his wealth in every other line of the No. 8 song, RC speculates that he has a psychological inability not to mention how rich he is every few seconds.

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* When Drake insists on mentioning his wealth in every other line of the No. 8 song, RC speculates that he has a psychological inability not to mention how rich he is refrain from mentioning his wealth every few seconds.



-->"I rip it hardcore, like GRATUITOUSLY FILMED WOMEN / Me and groups of ghetto UNFATHERED CHILDREN with CONTRABAND FIREARMS / Check it, my method on the microphone's bangin' / Wu-Tang slang'll leave YOU VERY DISCOURAGED"

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-->"I rip it hardcore, like GRATUITOUSLY FILMED WOMEN / Me and groups of ghetto UNFATHERED CHILDREN with CONTRABAND FIREARMS / Check it, my method on the microphone's bangin' / Wu-Tang [[Music/WuTangClan Wu-Tang]] slang'll leave YOU VERY DISCOURAGED"
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* This bit:
-->'''[[Music/SeanCombs P. Diddy]]''': ''Film/BadBoysII: The Soundtrack''/[[BadassBoast This is history, baby!]]
-->'''Rap Critic''': [[DeadpanSnarker It's a sequel to a]] Creator/MichaelBay [[Film/BadBoys1995 movie]], [[DeadpanSnarker it's not that important]].

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* Comparing Mystikal's incoherent rapping to [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Yosemite Sam]] in full-on rant mode.



-->'''RC!Producer 1:''' Okay, Music/BustaRhymes is about to release his new album, and we need to decide what is gonna be the lead single. Should it be "Don't Touch Me Now", a song that [[RevisitingTheRoots returns to Busta's high energy in a way people have waited for years]], and to which we already shot a music video for?

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-->'''RC!Producer 1:''' Okay, Music/BustaRhymes is about to release his new album, and we need to decide what is gonna should be the lead single. Should it be "Don't Touch Me Now", a song that [[RevisitingTheRoots returns to Busta's high energy in a way that people have waited been waiting for for years]], and to which that we already shot a the music video for?



-->'''RC!Producer #1:''' What about "[[Music/LinkinPark We Made It]]", a song that blends rap and rock in a way that hasn't sounded this good since Music/{{Aerosmith}} and Music/RunDMC... also, we already shot the music video for that?

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-->'''RC!Producer #1:''' What Well, what about "[[Music/LinkinPark We Made It]]", a song that blends rap and rock in a way that hasn't sounded this good since Music/{{Aerosmith}} and Music/RunDMC... also, Music/RunDMC! Also, we already shot the music video for that?that too.



-->'''Ron Browz:''' [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign Shlailalila haleleehailo hilia hidibailai eh, haidi ailo!]]

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-->'''Ron Browz:''' [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign Shlailalila haleleehailo hilia hidibailai haleleehailo! Hidibailai eh, haidi ailo!]]



-->'''RC!Producer #1:''' Well, on the song they pronounce it...

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-->'''RC!Producer #1:''' Well, on the song they pronounce it...it as...



* Also, comparing Mystikal's incoherent rapping to [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Yosemite Sam]] in full-on rant mode.

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* Also, comparing Mystikal's incoherent rapping to [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Yosemite Sam]] in full-on rant mode.
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-->'''RC!Producer #1:''' What about "[[Music/LinkinPark We Made It]]", a song that blends rap and rock in a way that hasn't sounded this good since Aerosmith and Run-DMC... also, we already shot the music video for that?

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-->'''RC!Producer #1:''' What about "[[Music/LinkinPark We Made It]]", a song that blends rap and rock in a way that hasn't sounded this good since Aerosmith Music/{{Aerosmith}} and Run-DMC...Music/RunDMC... also, we already shot the music video for that?



-->'''RC!Producer #1:''' there's that song with the Music/TPain ripoff and the racially insensitive chorus.

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-->'''RC!Producer #1:''' Well, there's that song with the Music/TPain ripoff and the racially insensitive chorus.
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* The "[[Music/BustaRhymes Arab Money]]" segment:
-->'''RC!Producer 1:''' Okay, Music/BustaRhymes is about to release his new album, and we need to decide what is gonna be the lead single. Should it be "Don't Touch Me Now", a song that [[RevisitingTheRoots returns to Busta's high energy in a way people have waited for years]], and to which we already shot a music video for?
-->'''RC!Producer #2:''' No, no, no!
-->'''RC!Producer #1:''' What about "[[Music/LinkinPark We Made It]]", a song that blends rap and rock in a way that hasn't sounded this good since Aerosmith and Run-DMC... also, we already shot the music video for that?
-->'''RC!Producer #2:''' No, no, no. That won't work either. What else do you have?
-->'''RC!Producer #1:''' there's that song with the Music/TPain ripoff and the racially insensitive chorus.
-->'''Ron Browz:''' [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign Shlailalila haleleehailo hilia hidibailai eh, haidi ailo!]]
-->'''RC!Producer #2:''' Oh, you mean "Arab Money"?
-->'''RC!Producer #1:''' Well, on the song they pronounce it...
-->'''Ron Browz:''' AY-RAB MONEY!
-->'''RC!Producer #2:''' Ha! Put it out immediately!

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[[AC:Studio by ScHoolboy Q]]

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[[AC:Studio by ScHoolboy [=ScHoolboy=] Q]]



** Schoolboy Q: [[RatedGforGangsta Gangsta, gangsta, gangsta!]]

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** Schoolboy [=ScHoolboy=] Q: [[RatedGforGangsta Gangsta, gangsta, gangsta!]]gangsta!



** (Girl in video shows her cleavage to Schoolboy Q via facetime.)

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** (Girl in video shows her cleavage to Schoolboy [=ScHoolboy=] Q via facetime.Facetime.)



[[AC: [[Music/NickiMinaj Anaconda]] by Nicki Minaj]]

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[[AC: [[Music/NickiMinaj [[AC:[[Music/NickiMinaj Anaconda]] by Nicki Minaj]]



[[AC: Whatta Man by Salt N' Peppa]]

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[[AC: Whatta [[AC:Whatta Man by Salt N' Peppa]]Pepa]]




[[AC: [[Music/PublicEnemy Fight The Power]] by Public Enemy]]

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\n[[AC: [[Music/PublicEnemy * Echoing a line from the song (itself inspired by the song "My Name is Not Susan" by Music/WhitneyHouston), he also affirms that he will never refer to his date as "Susan". Even if that actually is her name.

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[[AC: [=FourFive Seconds=] by Rihanna, Kanye West, & Paul [=McCartney=]]]

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[[AC: Crank That (Soulja Boy) by Soulja Boy]]
* "Now, pay attention, because [[ARareSentence I'm not going to say this about a lot of rap songs…]] This song is not about sex."

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[[AC: Crank [[AC:Crank That (Soulja Boy) by Soulja Boy]]
* "Now, pay attention, because [[ARareSentence I'm not going to say this about a lot of rap songs…]] songs...]] This song is not about sex."



[[AC: Antidote by Travis Scott]]

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[[AC: Antidote [[AC:Antidote by Travis Scott]]



[[AC: The Story of OJ by Jay Z]]

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[[AC: The [[AC:The Story of OJ by Jay Z]]



[[AC: Rake It Up by Yo Gotti & Mike [=WiLL=] Made-It ft. Nicki Minaj]]

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[[AC: Rake [[AC:Rake It Up by Yo Gotti & Mike [=WiLL=] Made-It ft. Nicki Minaj]]



[[AC: The Message by Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five]]

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[[AC: The [[AC:The Message by Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five]]



[[AC: New Jack Hustler by Ice T]]

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[[AC: New [[AC:New Jack Hustler by Ice T]]




[[AC:Bitches N Marijuana by Chris Brown & Tyga feat. [=ScHoolboy=] Q]]
* During Music/SchoolboyQ's verse, all the letter 'H's in the on-screen lyrics are written in uppercase, mirroring how [=ScHoolboy=] himself spells his name.

[[AC:Victory by Puff Daddy ft. Busta Rhymes & Notorious B.I.G.]]
* The video starts with Rap Critic raving about Music/JanelleMonae, only to find out to his shock that she was produced by Music/SeanCombs.
** RC does concede that he also gave the world Music/TheNotoriousBIG, [[DamnedByFaintPraise then struggles to find another good example]] before coming up with The LOX.
* "If you're gonna make a song about victory, what better song to sample than [[Film/{{Rocky}} one about a scrappy boxer?]] [[ItWasHisSled Who loses in the first movie…]]"
* RC makes fun of Diddy for inadvertently telling the world that he stores his money under his bed, but then realises that the man's so rich, he would just respond with, "Under which bed? In which mansion? On which continent?"
* RC admits that [[NeverSpeakIllOfTheDead he would make fun of a verse by a legendary dead man]] if it was wack (which, thankfully, Biggie's verse on "Victory" is not), because he admits to not being a very good person.
* After discovering that Biggie's verse had a reference to Satan censored [[{{Bowdlerise}} in the explicit version]], RC brainstorms what other lines the MoralGuardians should have picked up on.
** The list includes: duct-taping family members, prostitution, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking not sharing, poor grammar, and idolization of non-American brown people]]. [[EvenEvilHasStandards The list does not, however, include]] curse words [[OnceAcceptableTargets (as long as they're aimed at gay people)]] or illegally stashing money in other countries to avoid taxation.
** An ImagineSpot shows RC reacting to a girl who heard [[TriggerPhrase the "Satan" line]] and [[BrainwashedAndCrazy started a brainwashed murder rampage]]: "It was a bad time for 'Bring Your Niece to Work Day'!"



* On "Wait (The Whisper Song)" by Ying Yang Twins: "Look at how that woman sucks her thumb! She is in need of penile attention, no doubt. Ying Yang Twins to the rescue!"
* On "This is Why I'm Hot" by Mims:
** "This is why I was hot / [[FifteenMinutesOfFame for about fifteen minutes]] / 'cause after this I won’t have any other hits (Mims!)"
*** Punctuated by the brief AsideGlance Rap Critic gives after the "Mims!" call-out in the background.
** "And then the whole world said, 'Hey, that's not a bad idea. In fact, we like the idea of you saying nothing so much, we're going to never listen to you again."



*
-->I will never forgive you, Music/TwoChainz... never...

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*
-->I
* The video's description:
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will never forgive you, Music/TwoChainz... never...



-->'''The Rap Critic''': [[TemptingFate That is the worst parallel I've heard all day]].
-->'''2Chainz''': (I'm like) Tupac without a nose ring!
-->'''The Rap Critic''': '''WHAT THE F*** DID THIS N*** JUST SAY?''' ''[[[PeopleFallOffChairs falls out of chair]], video ends]''

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-->'''The --->'''The Rap Critic''': [[TemptingFate That is the worst parallel I've heard all day]].
-->'''2Chainz''':
day]].\\
'''2Chainz''':
(I'm like) Tupac without a nose ring!
-->'''The
ring!\\
'''The
Rap Critic''': '''WHAT THE F*** DID THIS N*** N**** JUST SAY?''' ''[[[PeopleFallOffChairs falls out of chair]], video ends]''



* "It's better [[AnalogyBackfire not to compare]] [[{{Squick}} vaginal fluids to boogers...]]"

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* After spending the #5 spot complaining about DJ Mustard's boring, identical beats, RC pines for the days when beats were "more than a synth line and finger snaps"... and is surprised to find out the next song, "Laffy Taffy" by [=D4L=], did just that in 2004 [[note]][[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer (actually, late 2005)]][[/note]].
** When RC points out the AnalogyBackfire of girls calling Fabo a [[TeenyWeenie "Jolly Rancher"]], the picture of that candy which he shows [[ManipulativeEditing takes up very little space on the screen to accentuate its smallness]].
* On "Lights Camera Action" by Mr. Cheeks:
** "This chorus can be summed up as: 'Girl, you're so fine that I want to [[MoodWhiplash attempt raising a child whose early developmental stages will be divided between two opposing households!]]'"
** Then, RC starts {{Corpsing}} when he mentions the name "Mr. Cheeks", and describes it as the name of either a kid's show entertainer or a gay porn star.
* On "Keep On Keepin' On" by MC Lyte:
"It's better [[AnalogyBackfire not to compare]] [[{{Squick}} vaginal fluids to boogers...]]"
* On "#Rihanna" by Glasses Malone feat. Sage the Gemini:
** "Anytime you start off a song with a conjunction, just erase it and start over. And I don't mean the song, I mean, like, go back to school and just start over, because clearly the education system has failed you."
** "And if you listen really closely, you can hear his voice quickly fading out at the end, cutting off the presumed [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone 'Oh my God, I'm going to hell']] that would surely follow something so dickish'".
** "I'm the Rap Critic, and I… [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity just gave these guys more publicity than they needed]]."




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** RC ends the list by discussing how "Flatline" and other such crackpot conspiracy theories take attention and credibility away from discussions of actual corruption… only to come to the realisation that such conspiracy theories were, in fact, planted by societies like the "Illumi-nazis", the "Pizza Party", and the "Build-a-Bear corporations" to do just that. As he signs off, he takes off his usual hat to reveal a TinfoilHat underneath.



'''Music/{{Zayn}}''': ''Pillow talk, my enemy'' (I kick bitches out of bed right after I ''nut!)''\\

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'''Music/{{Zayn}}''': '''[[Music/OneDirection Zayn]]''': ''Pillow talk, my enemy'' (I kick bitches out of bed right after I ''nut!)''\\''nut!'')\\



[[folder: Other Top # Lists]]

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* The many awesome lines from "Beast Mode" by Music/{{Ludacris}} cause Rap Critic to scream and throw his hands up in the air, like he's riding on a roller coaster, only to cut to POV footage of an actual roller coaster ride.



[[folder: Rap-Libs]]

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[[folder: Rap-Libs]][[folder:Rap-Libs]]



[[folder: Music Skiteos]]

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[[folder: Music [[folder:Music Skiteos]]



* Also from "Coal Black", the mention of a murder-for-hire company called "Murder, Inc." causes Rap Critic to dub in Music/JaRule name-dropping his record label of the same name.

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* Also from "Coal Black", the mention of a murder-for-hire company called "Murder, Inc." causes Rap Critic to dub in Music/JaRule Creator/JaRule name-dropping his record label of the same name.
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* Nelly saying "[[ShakingTheRump shake it]] like a paraplegic", [[AnalogyBackfire a group of people that are incapable of shaking their butts]]. To make it more hilarious, he captions his explanation with an image of Music/{{Drake}} [[Series/{{Degrassi}} smiling in a wheelchair]].

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* Nelly saying "[[ShakingTheRump shake it]] like a paraplegic", [[AnalogyBackfire a group of people that are incapable of shaking their butts]]. To make it more hilarious, he captions his explanation with an image of Music/{{Drake}} [[Series/{{Degrassi}} [[Series/DegrassiTheNextGeneration smiling in a wheelchair]].
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* On the lyric "Foreign girls call me sexy," Rap Critic theorizes that the reason specifically foreign girls call Wiz Khalifa sexy is because they don't know how the English term for "freakishly skinny."
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--> '''Critic''': Better watch your [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] back, bro. 'Cuz when I load up that chamber, cock it back, and come looking for yo' punk ass, we ain't showin' no mercy when [[MoodWhiplash we come a-wigglin' at ya]]!
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* The numerous TalkingToHimself scenes, such as his interpretation of the line "Now I'm back on deck / So, shawty, what the f*** you want?":

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* The numerous TalkingToHimself ActingForTwo scenes, such as his interpretation of the line "Now I'm back on deck / So, shawty, what the f*** you want?":
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* Mues's reaction to Soulja Boy admitting he doesn't like doing interviews, complete with RC trying to hold his laughter.
--> '''Mues''': Oh, excuse him! He doesn't like doing interviews! Excuse him for eating and checking his Facebook updates, he doesn't like doing interviews! I mean, it's no big deal, it's just a movie about your fucking life, ''you ungrateful ass''!
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* The ending skit based off [[Music/RickRoss "Drug Dealer's Dream"]] where Rick Ross!Rap Critic counts the money for his friend in prison during a Skype call as his friend gets "[[ADateWithRosiePalms hyped]]" during the exchange.

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* The ending skit based off [[Music/RickRoss "Drug Dealer's Dream"]] where Rick Ross!Rap Critic counts the money for his friend in prison during a Skype call as his friend gets "[[ADateWithRosiePalms hyped]]" "hyped" during the exchange.



--> '''Caption''': Rap Critic is going to need a moment to... [[ADateWithRosiePalms uh... gather his thoughts]]... Quick! Cut to something!

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--> '''Caption''': Rap Critic is going to need a moment to... [[ADateWithRosiePalms uh... gather his thoughts]]...thoughts... Quick! Cut to something!



* "Man, ''LUBE'' that, ''[[ADateWithRosiePalms FAP]]'' that ''PENIS, ANGRILY'' and ''TWERK''!"

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* "Man, ''LUBE'' that, ''[[ADateWithRosiePalms FAP]]'' ''FAP'' that ''PENIS, ANGRILY'' and ''TWERK''!"



--> '''Ne-Yo!Rap Critic''': Where's the aisle with the hand lotion- [[DistractedByTheSexy What the fuck?]] Well there's no way in hell that I actually just saw that, [[ADateWithRosiePalms but now I really wanna find that hand lotion]].

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--> '''Ne-Yo!Rap Critic''': Where's the aisle with the hand lotion- [[DistractedByTheSexy What the fuck?]] Well there's no way in hell that I actually just saw that, [[ADateWithRosiePalms but now I really wanna find that hand lotion]].
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* The ending:
--> '''RC''': Well, now that I'm done with that, I think I'm actually going to be reviewing a song from another good artist next week. Who is it? ''[picture appears on-screen of...]'' Music/BigSean? Well, I don't exactly remember... ''[picture of GOOD Music logo]'' [[LamePunReaction Oh, very funny!]]



-->'''RC''': It's so ironic, it's so ironic 'cause you're only singing two notes, and it's kind of boring, it's really boring...

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-->'''RC''': It's so ironic, it's so ironic 'cause because you're only singing two notes, and it's kind of boring, it's really boring...
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* RC's interpretation of "Amazing":
-->'''RC''': It's so ironic, it's so ironic 'cause you're only singing two notes, and it's really boring, it's so boring...

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* RC's interpretation of "Amazing":
brief thoughts on "Amazing" after hearing Big Sean and Kanye interpolate it in the song:
-->'''RC''': It's so ironic, it's so ironic 'cause you're only singing two notes, and it's really kind of boring, it's so really boring...

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* After hearing the lyric "This was all inspired by a little Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay":
-->(RC looks slowly to the left)
-->'''Marvin Gaye''': Givin' yourself to me could never be wrong/if the love is true...
-->(RC looks slowly to the right)

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* After hearing the lyric "This was all inspired by a little Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay":
-->(RC looks slowly to the left)
-->'''Marvin Gaye''': Givin' yourself to me could never be wrong/if the love is true...
-->(RC looks slowly to the right)
This bit:



-->(RC looks slowly towards the camera)
-->'''RC''': Really?
* Later...
-->'''Kanye West''': '''HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP!'''



* From the same review, Kanye ducks and screams after the line "This the fucking anthem/Get it? The ''fucking'' anthem?". RC interprets this as sounding like Kanye bombing at a comedy club, so he then repeats the line and overdubs crowd booing and bottle breaking noises.

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* From the same review, Later, Kanye ducks and screams after the line "This the fucking anthem/Get it? The ''fucking'' anthem?". RC interprets this as sounding like Kanye bombing at a comedy club, so he then repeats the line and overdubs crowd booing and bottle breaking noises.
* RC's interpretation of "Amazing":
-->'''RC''': It's so ironic, it's so ironic 'cause you're only singing two notes, and it's really boring, it's so boring...
* After hearing the lyric "This was all inspired by a little Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay":
-->(RC looks slowly to the left)
-->'''Marvin Gaye''': Givin' yourself to me could never be wrong/if the love is true...
-->(RC looks slowly to the right)
-->'''Kanye West''': '''HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP!'''
-->(RC looks slowly towards the camera)
-->'''RC''': Really?
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-->'''Rap Critic''': ... Can I cut out the part where I said I like Kid Rock?

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-->'''Rap Critic''': ... [[PostSupportRegret Can I cut out the part where I said I like Kid Rock?
Rock]]?
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--> '''Trinidad James!Rap Critic''': [[WhatAnIdiot Hey, at least, we went out]] [[HonorBeforeReason like honorable gentlemen]].

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--> '''Trinidad James!Rap Critic''': [[WhatAnIdiot Critic''': Hey, at least, we went out]] out [[HonorBeforeReason like honorable gentlemen]].
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** And after that, there's the MoodWhiplash of going from the "Midgets - half off" joke, which RC and Jess admitted was ActuallyPrettyFunny, to their DudeNotFunny reaction to the line about [[OnceAcceptableTargets killing Japs for free]].

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** And after that, there's the MoodWhiplash of going from the "Midgets - half off" joke, which RC and Jess admitted was ActuallyPrettyFunny, to their DudeNotFunny reaction to the line about [[OnceAcceptableTargets killing Japs for free]].free.
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* The CaptionHumor throughout the video for the label description.
--> #5: Owned by Universal
--> #4: Owned by Universal
--> #3: [[RuleOfThree Owned by Universal]] ''*Dear God, they DO own everything*''
--> #2: Indepently Owned ''*Not even Universal would take this...*''
--> #1: Owned by ''Take a wild guess''
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* The fact that their bumper music is, quite fittingly, "We Made You".
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* Also from "Coal Black", the mention of a murder-for-hire company called "Murder, Inc." causes Rap Critic to dub in Music/JaRule name-dropping his record label [[NamesTheSame of the same name]].

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* Also from "Coal Black", the mention of a murder-for-hire company called "Murder, Inc." causes Rap Critic to dub in Music/JaRule name-dropping his record label [[NamesTheSame of the same name]].name.
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* The Rap Critic [[YouAreFat trying to make sense of Rick Ross's Expedia line]], only to realize he meant {{Wiki/Wikipedia}}.

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* The Rap Critic [[YouAreFat trying to make sense of Rick Ross's Expedia line]], only to realize he meant {{Wiki/Wikipedia}}.Website/{{Wikipedia}}.



--> '''Rap Critic''': I don't know much about drug trafficking, but if you know you have a tapped phone the last thing you want to do is ''send printable evidence of your interactions.'' Of course, this is the same guy who thought Expedia & {{Wiki/Wikipedia}} were interchangable so... he probably doesn't know that much about technology. Or drug dealing.

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--> '''Rap Critic''': I don't know much about drug trafficking, but if you know you have a tapped phone the last thing you want to do is ''send printable evidence of your interactions.'' Of course, this is the same guy who thought Expedia & {{Wiki/Wikipedia}} Website/{{Wikipedia}} were interchangable so... he probably doesn't know that much about technology. Or drug dealing.
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--> '''Rap Critic (as Coolio):''' [[AngryBlackMan I refuse to bow down to any law written by a white man.]] And neither will my hair![[note]]Ironically, as he points out, Coolio's hair has only gotten ''stranger'' since then -- as he's gone bald over the years, he's begun to sport [[HairAntennae a pair of feeler-like ponytails]] that he sometimes sculpts into little devilish points.[[/note]]

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--> '''Rap Critic (as Coolio):''' [[AngryBlackMan [[AngryBlackManStereotype I refuse to bow down to any law written by a white man.]] And neither will my hair![[note]]Ironically, as he points out, Coolio's hair has only gotten ''stranger'' since then -- as he's gone bald over the years, he's begun to sport [[HairAntennae a pair of feeler-like ponytails]] that he sometimes sculpts into little devilish points.[[/note]]
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* "Homoooo! The only three words you should say to a woman in bed after sex are 'where's,' 'my,' and 'sandwich'!"

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* "Homoooo! "[[HeteronormativeCrusader Homoooo]]! The only three words you should say to a woman in bed after sex are [[StayInTheKitchen 'where's,' 'my,' and 'sandwich'!"'sandwich']]!"



-->'''Rap Critic:''' Oh... wow... [[ProductPlacement you sold your soul to Versace]] for a hit song, huh? I hope the eternal flames of hell was well worth peaking at... [[EpicFail number 99 on Billboards Top 100]].

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-->'''Rap Critic:''' Oh... wow... [[DealWithTheDevil you sold your soul]] [[ProductPlacement you sold your soul to Versace]] for a hit song, huh? I hope the eternal flames of hell was well worth peaking at... [[EpicFail number 99 on Billboards Top 100]].



-->'''Rap Critic:''' Yeah, I'm like Eminem because I be killing these [[SoundEffectBleep f***ots]]! I mean, wait, no, I don't be like really killing these f***ots! 'Cause I'm cool with these f***ots! I mean, you just stop being so sensitive about the word "f***ot", you f***ot! I mean, ThatCameOutWrong. I mean, no, wait, what I meant to say was that I love being with gay men! I mean, I don't love being ''with'' gay men, but, like, no, ''you're'' homophobic because you thought I was saying I was being with gay men, I mean, I mean, just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to have sex with men, I mean, no wait, what I meant to say was, oh, wait!! No, don't turn off the song, let me explain!

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-->'''Rap Critic:''' Yeah, I'm like Eminem because [[BuryYourGays I be killing these these]] [[SoundEffectBleep f***ots]]! I mean, wait, no, I don't be like really killing these f***ots! 'Cause I'm cool with these f***ots! I mean, you just stop being so sensitive about the word "f***ot", you f***ot! I mean, ThatCameOutWrong. I mean, no, wait, what I meant to say was that I love being with gay men! I mean, I don't love being ''with'' gay men, but, like, no, ''you're'' homophobic because you thought I was saying I was being with gay men, I mean, I mean, just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to have sex with men, I mean, no wait, what I meant to say was, oh, wait!! No, don't turn off the song, let me explain!



--->'''Rap Critic:''' [[SarcasmMode Yes, "My Nuts" were important to the development of hip-hop.]] In fact, one could say that "My Nuts" were semen-al -- [[VerbalBackspace seminal]] to the development of rap music.

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--->'''Rap Critic:''' [[SarcasmMode Yes, "My Nuts" were important to the development of hip-hop.]] In fact, one could say that "My Nuts" [[FreudianSlip were semen-al semen-al]] -- [[VerbalBackspace seminal]] to the development of rap music.



-->I will never forgive you, 2Chainz... never...

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-->I will never forgive you, 2Chainz...Music/TwoChainz... never...



--> '''Cop!Rap Critic''': ''(police sirens)'' This is the police. Come out with your hands up.

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--> '''Cop!Rap Critic''': ''(police sirens)'' This is the police. police! Come out with your hands up.up!



--> '''Trinidad James!Rap Critic''': [[WhatAnIdiot Hey, at least, we went out like honorable gentlemen]].

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--> '''Trinidad James!Rap Critic''': [[WhatAnIdiot Hey, at least, we went out out]] [[HonorBeforeReason like honorable gentlemen]].



* "It's better not to compare vaginal fluids to boogers..."

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* "It's better [[AnalogyBackfire not to compare compare]] [[{{Squick}} vaginal fluids to boogers..."
]]"



--> '''50 Cent''': I shot a nigga's kid and I don't wanna talk about it.

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--> '''50 Cent''': [[WouldHurtAChild I shot a nigga's kid kid]] and I don't wanna talk about it.



--> '''Cam'Ron:''' All the girls see the [PENIS], I'm telling ya [PENIS], [[GroinAttack put a shell in ya [PENIS]]], [[{{Squick}} now he bleeding]] [[OwMyBodyPart [MY PENIS]]]. Where the fuck is my [PENIS], I've got trust for my [PENIS], that's why I fuck with my [PENIS], just me and my [PENIS].

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--> '''Cam'Ron:''' All the girls see the [PENIS], (PENIS), I'm telling ya [PENIS], (PENIS), [[GroinAttack put a shell in ya [PENIS]]], (PENIS)]], [[{{Squick}} now he bleeding]] [[OwMyBodyPart [MY PENIS]]]. (MY PENIS)]]. Where the fuck is my [PENIS], (PENIS), I've got trust for my [PENIS], (PENIS), that's why I fuck with my [PENIS], (PENIS), just me and my [PENIS].(PENIS).
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* His reminder that [[Music/WuTangClan Ghostface Killah]] rhymed "swagger" with "[[Music/TheRollingStones Mick Jagger]]" before [[Music/{{Kesha}} Ke$ha]], culminating with the line, "Give credit where credit is Wu".

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* His reminder that [[Music/WuTangClan Ghostface Killah]] rhymed "swagger" with "[[Music/TheRollingStones "[[Music/TheRollingStonesBand Mick Jagger]]" before [[Music/{{Kesha}} Ke$ha]], culminating with the line, "Give credit where credit is Wu".
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* While going through the {{Music/InsaneClownPosse}}'s "Santa Claus is a Fat Bitch," while calling them out for [[EntitledBastard being a whiny child,]] RC manages to slip in calling the narrator "[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark you little]] [[SelfDemonstrating/EricCartman Cartman.]]"

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* While going through the {{Music/InsaneClownPosse}}'s "Santa Claus is a Fat Bitch," while calling them out for [[EntitledBastard being a whiny child,]] RC manages to slip in calling the narrator "[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark you little]] [[SelfDemonstrating/EricCartman [[Characters/SouthParkEricCartman Cartman.]]"
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** The credits show Critic {{Corpsing}} while trying to eat a ton of Pringles at once and [[WebVideo/RockedReviews Luke]] wondering if he's really this desperate to get attention.

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** The credits show Critic {{Corpsing}} while trying to eat a ton of Pringles at once and [[WebVideo/RockedReviews [[WebVideo/{{Rocked}} Luke]] wondering if he's really this desperate to get attention.

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