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** In the ending, there's Gordon learning that London isn't King's Cross, it's St. Pancras.

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** In the ending, there's Gordon learning that London isn't complaining they've changed London, the station wasn't King's Cross, it's St. Pancras.
Pancras.[[note]]For non-UK fans, the joke revolves around the engines arguing over the name of the station in London, unaware there is actually eighteen different operating ones.[[/note]]


** In the ending, there's Gordon learning that London isn't King's Cross, it's St. Pancreas.

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** In the ending, there's Gordon learning that London isn't King's Cross, it's St. Pancreas.
Pancras.

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[[AC:Wilbert the Forest Engine]]
* "Percy's Porridge": After Percy gets covered in porridge, his driver makes a remark about it, though Percy didn't think it was funny.
-->'''Percy's driver''': Oh dear. Well, Percy, you found out about porridge the hard way, haven't you? The thing is, you were supposed to eat it, not paddle in it!

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[[folder:Books written by Christopher Awdry]]


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[[AC:Henry the Green Engine]]
* "The Flying Kipper": The fireman caring too much about his cocoa.
** The conversation between the guard, the driver, and fireman.
-->'''Guard''': You know, the Kipper is due.\\
'''Fireman''': Who cares about the Flying Kipper? This is good cocoa!\\
'''Driver''': Come on, fireman. Back to our engine.\\
'''Fireman''': But I haven't finished my cocoa yet!
** After Henry's crash, the fireman of the engine chew him out for spilling his cocoa while waving the cup in the air.
-->'''Fireman''': You clumsy great engine! [[SkewedPriorities The best cup of cocoa I ever had and you bumped into me and you spilled it all!]]



--> 🎵 Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch,
--> Fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch,
--> silly old Gordon fell in a ditch,
--> all on a Monday morning! 🎵

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--> 🎵 Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch,
-->
ditch,\\
Fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch,
-->
ditch,\\
silly old Gordon fell in a ditch,
-->
ditch,\\
all on a Monday morning! 🎵



[[AC:The Eight Famous Engines]]
* "Gordon Goes Foreign"
** Gordon, Duck, and the foreign engine arguing over what the name of London's station is (and then James getting them to stop arguing).
-->'''Gordon''': Stupid thing! I have no patience!\\
'''Duck''': Stupid yourself! London's Paddington! Paddington, you hear?!\\
'''James''': Stop arguing! You make me tired. You both agree on something anyway.\\
'''Gordon''': What's that?\\
'''James''': That London is not Euston! Now shut up!
** In the ending, there's Gordon learning that London isn't King's Cross, it's St. Pancreas.



[[AC: Mountain Engines]]

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[[AC: Mountain [[AC:Mountain Engines]]


'''Toby:''' Oh! That's why you once needed [[NeverLiveItDown bootlaces]]; to be ready, I suppose?\\

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'''Toby:''' Oh! That's why you once needed [[NeverLiveItDown [[OnceDoneNeverForgotten bootlaces]]; to be ready, I suppose?\\

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[[AC:Tank Engine Thomas Again]]
* In "Thomas Goes Fishing", Thomas' crew have this dialogue:
-->'''The fireman''': 🎵 There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza! 🎵\\
'''The driver:''' Never you mind about Liza! You empty that bucket before you spill the water over me!

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[[AC:Gordon the High-Speed Engine]]
* In the beginning of "Smokescreen", Henry suggests to Gordon to have a good sneeze to clear up his tubes. Gordon's response:
-->'''Gordon:''' Certainly not! The Fat Controller wouldn't approve! He didn't like your sneeze, I seem to remember!


-->'''Culdee''': Wilfred, who is this wreck?
'''Wilfred''': It's Lord Harry didn't you know?
'''Culdee''': It looks like Lord Harry. It's as fat as Old Harry. But of course it can't be Lord Harry!
'''Wilfred''': Why ever not?

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-->'''Culdee''': Wilfred, who is this wreck?
wreck?\\
'''Wilfred''': It's Lord Harry didn't you know?
know?\\
'''Culdee''': It looks like Lord Harry. It's as fat as Old Harry. But of course it can't be Lord Harry!
Harry!\\
'''Wilfred''': Why ever not?not?\\

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[[AC: Mountain Engines]]
* The conversation between Culdee and Wilfred about Lord Harry after the latter aggressively told Culdee he was up to date only to later derail on the points moments later.
-->'''Culdee''': Wilfred, who is this wreck?
'''Wilfred''': It's Lord Harry didn't you know?
'''Culdee''': It looks like Lord Harry. It's as fat as Old Harry. But of course it can't be Lord Harry!
'''Wilfred''': Why ever not?
'''Culdee''': You see Lord Harry's an up-to-date engine. He can go twice our speed in "perfect safety".

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** Before that, there's Henry waking up Gordon and calls him "fat face".


* In "Dirty Objects", James mocks Toby's shabby paint. Toby has the last laugh in the conversation, which angered James.

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* In "Dirty Objects", James mocks Toby's shabby paint. Toby has the last laugh in the conversation, which angered angers James.


* In Dirty Objects, James mocks Toby's shabby paint. Toby has the last laugh in the conversation.
-->"James," he asked, "why are you red?"\\
"I am a splendid engine," answered James loftily, "ready for anything. You never see ''my'' paint dirty."\\
"Oh!" said Toby innocently, "that's why you once needed [[NeverLiveItDown bootlaces]]; to be ready, I suppose?"\\
James went redder than ever and snorted off.

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* In Dirty Objects, "Dirty Objects", James mocks Toby's shabby paint. Toby has the last laugh in the conversation.
-->"James," he asked, "why
conversation, which angered James.
-->'''Toby:''' James, why
are you red?"\\
"I
red?\\
'''James:''' I
am a splendid engine," answered James loftily, "ready engine, ready for anything. You never see ''my'' paint dirty."\\
"Oh!" said Toby innocently, "that's
\\
'''Toby:''' Oh! That's
why you once needed [[NeverLiveItDown bootlaces]]; to be ready, I suppose?"\\
James went redder than ever and snorted off.
suppose?\\



* In Off The Rails, we have the the song that the schoolboys sing after Gordon falls in the ditch:

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* In Off "Off The Rails, Rails", we have the the song that the schoolboys sing after Gordon falls in the ditch:



* The Barber telling off Duck for scaring his customer rather then crashing into the Barber Shop, then covering his face in shaving foam.

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* The In "A Close Shave", the Barber telling tells off Duck for scaring his customer rather then crashing into the Barber Shop, then covering his face in shaving foam.





--> '''Station Master's Wife''': You miserable engine! Just look what you've done to our breakfast! Now i shall have to come some more!


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--> '''Station Master's Wife''': You miserable engine! Just look what you've done to our breakfast! Now i shall have to come cook some more!


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[[AC: Gordon The Big Engine]]
* In Off The Rails, we have the the song that the schoolboys sing after Gordon falls in the ditch:
--> 🎵 Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch,
--> Fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch,
--> silly old Gordon fell in a ditch,
--> all on a Monday morning! 🎵
* Paint Pots and Queens has the painter telling off Henry [[SkewedPriorities for spilling his paint instead of causing him to fall off the ladder.]]

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