History Funny / TheNostalgiaChick2009Episodes

* As well as being creepy (and really [[EvilIsSexy quite hot]]), the Critic's "I am the master and you are the subordinate." Mostly because you know that's total [[MasculineGirlFeminineBoy bull]][[FetishizedAbuser shit]].

* Her explanation for the three month ScheduleSlip: ''{{Transformers}} 2'' being so terrible it sent her into a bad movie coma.

* Her disgusted "not making that up" when giving the TastesLikeDiabetes names of ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' characters.

* As well as being creepy (and really [[EvilIsSexy quite hot]]), the Critic's "I am the master and you are the subordinate." Mostly because you know that's total [[MasculineGirlFeminineBoy bull]][[BastardGirlfriend shit]].

* The return of treating ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid'' like it's her ArchEnemy, complete with ScareChord.

* The TakeThat against ''Disney/{{Pocahontas}}'' at the beginning.

* Megara from ''Disney/{{Hercules}}'' wasn't allowed in the line-up because her [[Music/{{Shakira}} hips don't lie]].

* How she wants "cunning in political situations" to be one of Aurora's gifts in ''Disney/SleepingBeauty''. HilariousInHindsight when you consider her thirst for power in ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}''.

* "And she's like "woah, that man is hot, I want it!"" Coupled with Shang in ''Disney/{{Mulan}}'' taking his shirt off.

* Her fangirl gushing over the original [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast movie]].

-->'''Chick''': Not this musical number... [[EarWorm It's just so hard not to sing along]]!

--->'''Chick:''' Meanwhile, we get to see what Goblin Kingship entails, and really, being Goblin King doesn’t seem to be that great a g—''HOLY SHIT!'' I think the only thing under pressure are those ''pants''.

--->'''Chick:''' Meanwhile, we get to see what Goblin Kingship entails, and really, being Goblin King doesn’t seem to be that great a gi-''HOLY SHIT!'' I think the only thing under pressure are those ''pants''.

--->'''Chick:''' Meanwhile, we get to see what Goblin Kingship entails, and really, being Goblin King doesn’t seem to be that great a gi—''HOLY SHIT!'' I think the only thing under pressure are those ''pants''.

* [=*=]''In [[Film/TheDarkKnightSaga Christian Bale's Batman]] voice''* "'''BFFS! Hahahahahaha!'''"

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* While fooling around, WesternAnimation/{{Thumbelina}} ends up in a pie, then climbs out again.

* "Look! Characters with bits to identify...ish."

* Introducing Jazz as, in his own words "Blacker than the inside of the dry shaft".

* Footbinding. "You bleated?" "TO WIKIPEDIA!" And the BrickJoke.
** Forgive my thickheadedness. What Brick Joke?
*** The Footbinding. Namely, Nella running to wikipedia to research it. Some time later, she cuts Chick off mid-sentence as she starts screaming and shows her the pics on her laptop.

* "But young female viewers of the CultClassic ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}'' got more than affirmation, they got David Bowie."

* Her encounter with Barry Manilow.

* "I'd like to know which executive head keeps proclaiming from on high... "Needs more Gilbert Gotfried."

* Figuring out how to say Sissy Spacek's daughter's name:

* Her comparing the lead actor to the ''Troll II'' guy.

** Cutting to Ronald Reagan while playing the [[StarWars Imperial March]].

* The affectionate TakeThat to ''{{Transformers}}'' fanboys, calling them manchildren.

* Her disgusted "not making that up" when giving the TastesLikeDiabetes names of MyLittlePony characters.

* "Funny how cute and innocent Geena Davis can look despite being nine foot tall and being built like an ox."

* Screaming in disgust at Jim Carrey's OverlyLongTongue:

* The highly beleagured sigh as she opens the review.

* "What in the anthromorphic candlestick hell?"

* Her smirk when she cuts to Paul Reuban's mugshot.

-->"Thank you, John Lasseter, for stopping [[{{Sequelitis}} the madness]]."

* A pin-up picture of MeganFox is attached to their fridge for some reason.

* Megara from ''Disney/{{Hercules}}'' wasn't allowed in the line-up because her [[{{Shakira}} hips don't lie]].

* Calling TimCurry the "poor man's bad guy in all things".

* The impersonation of TimCurry:

* Using ''SchindlersList'' as an example of a film that should have an 80s band sing the title.