History Funny / TheHoneymooners

* In one episode, Ralph attempts to learn how to play golf and goes over the instructions with Ed. After Ralph questions what "address the ball" means, Ed demonstrates. Upon planting his feet firmly and positioning himself with the club, Ed addresses the ball: "Hello, ball!"

* In another episode, Ralph and Ed accidentally get handcuffed together en route to a Raccoon Lodge convention in Minneapolis. Ralph is put through a lot of hell because of this. In the end, Ralph asks Ed if he wants something to eat or drink before they go to sleep while handcuffed. But then, just before Norton asks Ralph, "Ralph, you forgot to ask me one thing...", you can clearly hear someone laughing in the background while Norton feels around in his pocket for a match, as if in anticipation of Ralph about to blow up yet again.

** Note that throughout the episode, Ralph blows the line multiple times. He says: "Pins and needles, needles and pins: it's a happy man that grins."

* Ralph's stage fright when he and Norton attempt to make a commercial for their [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal handy housewife helper]], which causes some hilarious results, including some [[EnforcedMethodActing enforced method acting]] when Gleason accidently knocks over the set!

* In another episode, Ralph and Ed accidentally get handcuffed together en route to a Raccoon Lodge convention in Minneapolis. Ralph is put through a lot of hell because of this. In the end, Ralph asks Ed if he wants something to eat or drink before they go to sleep while handcuffed. But then, just before Norton asks Ralph, "Ralph, you forgot to ask me one thing...", one can clearly hear someone laughing in the background while Norton feels around in his pocket for a match, as if in anticipation of Ralph about to blow up yet again.

* In another episode, when Alice walks out on Ralph for calling her mother a "BLAAAAABBERMOUTH!!" when she makes fun of him, then spoils the end of the play Ralph was going to watch. Ralph turns to Ed to help him get his wife back. Ed brings out a blank record for Ralph to record an apology message and pour out his heart on. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qTizSkOCY It doesn't end well.]]

* In another episode, when Alice walks out on Ralph for calling her mother a "BLAAAAABBERMOUTH!!" when she makes fun of him, then spoils the end of the play Ralph was going to watch. Ralph turns to Ed to help him get his wife back. Ed brings out a blank record for Ralph to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qTizSkOCY record an apology message and pour out his heart on]]. It doesn't end well.

* In another episode, when Alice walks out on Ralph for calling her mother a "BLAAAAABBERMOUTH!!" when she makes fun of him, Ralph turns to Ed to help him get his wife back. Ed brings out a blank record for Ralph to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qTizSkOCY record an apology message and pour out his heart on]]. It doesn't end well.

--> '''Alice''': [[ChekhovsGag Pins and needles...needles and pins... a happy woman is a woman who GRINS!!]] ''[grins angrily]''

* In another episode, when Alice walks out on Ralph for calling her mother a "BLAAAAABBERMOUTH!!" when she makes fun of him, Ralph turns to Ed to help him get his wife back. Ed brings out a blank record for Ralph to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qTizSkOCY record an apology message and pour out his heart on]]. It doesn't end well.

--> '''Alice''': [[ChekhovsGag "Pins and needles...needles and pins... a happy woman is a woman who GRINS!!"]] ''[grins angrily]''

* In another episode, after Ralph calls Alice's mother, and his mother-in-law, a "BLAAAABBERMOUTH!" for making fun of him, when the mother-in-law leaves, Alice is so angry that she walks out on him, too. Ralph turns to Ed to help him get his wife back, and they bring out a blank record for him to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qTizSkOCY record an apology message and pour out his heart on]].

* Ralph going paranoid over a rent increase, doing anything to prevent it and, later, getting an eviction notice. He goes increasingly downhill, starting to compare himself to George Washington in Valley Forge, since heat, water, and electricity has been cut off. It culminates in Ralph underestimating the "enemy" by trying to get provisions by jumping out of a window, tying himself to a table. The table can't hold him, and the sheriff had a man put there to give Ralph the eviction notice. And Ralph ''lets himself and alice get thrown out, thinking that the landlord is still bluffing.'' It takes it starting to snow for Ralph to finally crack, leading to him [[OverlyLongGag stalling for an incredibly long amount of time to come up with a reason that he finds good]]... and then claims it's because Alice gets viruses easily. Which leads to...

* In another episode, after Ralph calls Alice's mother, and his mother-in-law, a "BLAAAABBERMOUTH!" for making fun of him, when the mother-in-law leaves, Alice is so angry that she walks out on him, too. Ralph turns to Ed to help him get his wife back, and they bring out a blank record for him to record an apology message and pour out his heart on:
--> '''Ralph''': "Hello, Alice. This is me, Ralph. Alice, I'm sorry. I'm miserable without you. Please come back to me, Alice. I apologize for everything I said. I even apologize to your mother. I know she doesn't mean the things she says. It's just her nature. She doesn't mean to be mean, she's just born that way. When she says things about your old boyfriends or about the furniture in our apartment, I know that she doesn't mean to get me mad. She's just naturally mean, that's all. When she spilled the beans about the end of the play, I shouldn't have gotten mad at that. I should've expected it from her. I know how she is. She's never gonna be any different, Alice. She's gonna be the SAME OLD WAY, Alice! She's a BLABBERMOUTH, Alice! A BLAAAAABBERMOUTH!!"

--> Alice: [[ChekhovsGag "Pins and needles...needles and pins... a happy woman is a woman that grins..."]]

* Ralph's stage fright when he and Norton attempt to make a commercial for their [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal handy housewife helper]], which causes some hilarious results, including some [[EnforcedMethodActing enforced method acting]] when Gleason accidently knocks over the set!

* Ralph's stage fright when he and Norton attempt to make a commercial for their [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal handy housewife helper]] causing some hilarious results, including some enforced method acting when Gleason accidently knocks over the set!

* Ralph's stage fright when he and Norton attempt to make a commercial for their [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal handy housewife helper]] causing some hilarious results.

* Ralph's stage fright when he and Norton attempt to make a commercial for their [AddedAlliterativeAppeal handy housewife helper] causing some hilarious results.

* Ralph's stage fright when he and Norton attempt to make a commercial for their [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal handy housewife helper] causing some hilarious results.

* In one episode, Ralph attempts to learn how to play golf and goes over the instructions with Ed. After Ralph questions what "address the ball" means, Ed demonstrates. Upon planting his feet firmly and positioning himself with the club, Ed addresses the ball: "Hello, ball!"