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* After Bryce tells how he thinks Amelia ruined his career, giving away the name of Bryce's client that got killed in the beginning of the movie, a pretty grim tone sets in... only for Kincaid to burst in laughter revealing he killed Kurosawa and Amelia had ''nothing'' to do with the hit. Bryce responds by punching Kincaid square in the face. It all ends up in both main characters hurling insults to each other like 5th graders.

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* After Bryce tells how he thinks Amelia ruined his career, giving away the name of Bryce's client that got killed in the beginning of the movie, a pretty grim tone sets in... only for Kincaid to burst in laughter revealing he had killed Kurosawa and Amelia had ''nothing'' to do with the hit. Bryce responds by punching Kincaid square in the face. It all ends up in with both main characters hurling insults to each other like 5th graders.


->'''Kincaid:''' You're about as useful as a condom in a convent.
->'''Bryce:''' ''(offscreen)'' EAT MY ASS
->'''Kincaid:''' That's what she said!
->'''Bryce:''' ''(distant)'' SHUT IT!
->'''Kincaid:''' FUCK YOU!

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->'''Kincaid:''' -->'''Kincaid:''' You're about as useful as a condom in a convent.
->'''Bryce:''' -->'''Bryce:''' ''(offscreen)'' EAT MY ASS
->'''Kincaid:''' -->'''Kincaid:''' That's what she said!
->'''Bryce:''' -->'''Bryce:''' ''(distant)'' SHUT IT!
->'''Kincaid:''' -->'''Kincaid:''' FUCK YOU!

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* After Bryce tells how he thinks Amelia ruined his career, giving away the name of Bryce's client that got killed in the beginning of the movie, a pretty grim tone sets in... only for Kincaid to burst in laughter revealing he killed Kurosawa and Amelia had ''nothing'' to do with the hit. Bryce responds by punching Kincaid square in the face. It all ends up in both main characters hurling insults to each other like 5th graders.
->'''Kincaid:''' You're about as useful as a condom in a convent.
->'''Bryce:''' ''(offscreen)'' EAT MY ASS
->'''Kincaid:''' That's what she said!
->'''Bryce:''' ''(distant)'' SHUT IT!
->'''Kincaid:''' FUCK YOU!


--->'''Bryce:''' ''(imitating Kincaid)'' I guess bullets are allergic to me, motherfucka. ''(completely serious)'' This guy singlehandedly ruined the word "motherfucker", you know how hard it is?

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--->'''Bryce:''' ''(imitating Kincaid)'' I guess bullets are allergic to me, motherfucka. ''(completely serious)'' This guy singlehandedly ruined the word "motherfucker", you know how hard it that is?

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** From the same scene there's this gem:
--->'''Bryce:''' ''(imitating Kincaid)'' I guess bullets are allergic to me, motherfucka. ''(completely serious)'' This guy singlehandedly ruined the word "motherfucker", you know how hard it is?


* Kincaid's password: [=DUKHOVICHISAdick=], all caps, except for dick.

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* Bryce and Kincaid's password: [=DUKHOVICHISAdick=], all caps, except for dick.fateful meeting results in a rather tense brawl. Not funny. Bryce kicking Kincaid's leg bullet wound making Samuel L. Jackson ''yelp'' "MOTHERFUCKER" in pain? Priceless.


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* During the last car chase Bryce calls Amelia as he knows very well he can die escorting Kincaid... Then Kincaid hits a concrete road block at full speed ''launching'' Bryce through the windshield, Bryce rolls and stands up as if nothing major had happened and can only shout a complete indignant "JESUS CHRIST!!! REALLY?!!". Kincaid's complete (and out of character) mortified expression is also pure gold.
* Kincaid's password: [=DUKHOVICHISAdick=], all caps, except for dick.


* Kincaid's password: ''DUKHOVICHISAdick'', all caps, except for dick.

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* Kincaid's password: ''DUKHOVICHISAdick'', [=DUKHOVICHISAdick=], all caps, except for dick.


* Kincaid's password: DUKHOVICHISAdick, all caps, except for dick.

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* Kincaid's password: DUKHOVICHISAdick, ''DUKHOVICHISAdick'', all caps, except for dick.


* Kincaid's password: Dukevinchisadick, all caps, except for dick.

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* Kincaid's password: Dukevinchisadick, DUKHOVICHISAdick, all caps, except for dick.dick.
* After their argument in the clocktower, Bryce abandons Kincaid and storms out to [[INeedADrink get a drink]] at an outdoor cafe, before [[DrowningMySorrows bitterly giving his life's story to the understandably bemused bartender.]] As Kincaid emerges from the clocktower, he's spotted by Dukhovich's goons and a gunfight breaks out. As the opening rounds cause the crowds to panic and start fleeing, Bryce simply grimaces and comments "And there he goes again. I hope they kill him, I really do."
* Kincaid and Sonia end the movie romantically slow-dancing where they first met at a bar in Honduras... surrounded by a perpetual BarBrawl that includes a man engulfed head-to-toe in flames.

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* Kincaid's password: Dukevinchisadick, all caps, except for dick.

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