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** The original Italian line is funny in a very different. In that version, Tuco says he's "looking for half a cigar with behind it the face of a tall, blond son-of-a-bitch, who speaks little."

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** The original Italian line is funny in a very different.different way. In that version, Tuco says he's "looking for half a cigar with behind it the face of a tall, blond son-of-a-bitch, who speaks little."

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** The original Italian line is funny in a very different. In that version, Tuco says he's "looking for half a cigar with behind it the face of a tall, blond son-of-a-bitch, who speaks little."


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*** The Italian is even better: "I'll sleep easy knowing that my worst enemy watches over me."

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* When Blondie abandons Tuco in the desert and rides off, poor Tuco kicks the dirt and screams his head off.

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** The look on the gun shop owner's face when he sees that Tuco perfectly shot off the top halfs of all his targets.


--> '''Tuco''': When that rope tightens, you can feel the Devil bite your ass!

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--> '''Tuco''': When that rope tightens, begins to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass!


Most if not all of the film's funniest moments involve VillainProtagonist Tuco in some form or another.

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Most if not all of the film's funniest moments involve VillainProtagonist Tuco in some form or another.


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* Angel Eyes to the [[AnArmAndALeg legless Confederate soldier]] who gives him information:
-->'''Angel Eyes''': Adios, half-soldier.


** Next morning, Blondie wakes up to find Tuco still sleeping in that ridiculous position, so he shoves Tuco over with his foot, waking him with a start. When they start moving, it's seems the blast hit Tuco in the ass by the way he walks. Either that or he had been in the same position for sixteen hours or so and was still stiff, judging by the little leg stretches he does as he plods down to the river.

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** Next morning, Blondie wakes up to find Tuco still sleeping in that ridiculous position, so he shoves Tuco over with his foot, waking him with a start. When they start moving, it's seems the blast hit Tuco in the ass by the way he walks. Either that or he had been obvious he's still stiff from being in the same position for sixteen hours or so and was still stiff, hours, judging by the little leg stretches he does as he plods down to the river.river, and the way he walks.


* When he and Blondie have lit the fuse for blowing up the bridge, Tuco does a GirlyRun up to a small foxhole, then belly-flops onto the sandbags, and cowers in a child's pose with his posterior protruding from over the sandbags, flinching at the ensuing cannonfire. Fade to hours later and we find he fell asleep in that ''exact same position''.

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* When he and Blondie have lit the fuse for blowing up the bridge, Tuco does a GirlyRun up to a small foxhole, then belly-flops onto the sandbags, and cowers in a child's pose with his posterior protruding from over the sandbags, flinching at the ensuing cannonfire. Fade to hours later and we find he fell asleep in that ''exact same position''. It's also funny how neither he nor Blondie were woken by the commotion of the army leaving the trenches.


* Tuco belly-flopping into a foxhole after blowing up the bridge, then cowering in a child's pose with his posterior protruding from over the sandbags, and flinching at the ensuing cannonfire. Fade to hours later and we find he fell asleep in that ''exact same position''.

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* Tuco belly-flopping into a foxhole after When he and Blondie have lit the fuse for blowing up the bridge, Tuco does a GirlyRun up to a small foxhole, then cowering belly-flops onto the sandbags, and cowers in a child's pose with his posterior protruding from over the sandbags, and flinching at the ensuing cannonfire. Fade to hours later and we find he fell asleep in that ''exact same position''.


* The scene where Tuco robs a store after making it look like he's haggling over the price of a gun. His improvised handling of the gun parts has to be seen to be believed. Especially when you know that though Creator/EliWallach had served in the army in WWII, he had no idea how guns worked.

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* The scene where Tuco robs a store after making it look like he's haggling over the price of a gun. His improvised handling of the gun parts has to be seen to be believed. Especially when you know that though Creator/EliWallach was given a gun while he had served in the army in WWII, he was a medical officer and had no idea how guns worked.


* The scene where Tuco robs a store after making it look like he's haggling over the price of a gun. His improvised handling of the gun parts has to be seen to be believed. Especially when you know that though Eli Wallach had served in the army in WWII, he had no idea how guns worked.

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* The scene where Tuco robs a store after making it look like he's haggling over the price of a gun. His improvised handling of the gun parts has to be seen to be believed. Especially when you know that though Eli Wallach Creator/EliWallach had served in the army in WWII, he had no idea how guns worked.

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* A naked Tuco to Blondie: "I get dressed, I kill him, and be right back."


** Next morning, Blondie wakes up to find Tuco still sleeping in that ridiculous position, so he shoves Tuco over with his foot, waking him with a start. When they start moving, it's pretty clear the blast hit Tuco in the ass by the way he walks. And there's the little leg stretches he does as he plods down to the river.

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** Next morning, Blondie wakes up to find Tuco still sleeping in that ridiculous position, so he shoves Tuco over with his foot, waking him with a start. When they start moving, it's pretty clear seems the blast hit Tuco in the ass by the way he walks. And there's Either that or he had been in the same position for sixteen hours or so and was still stiff, judging by the little leg stretches he does as he plods down to the river.


* Tuco belly-flopping into a foxhole after blowing up the bridge, then cowering in a child's pose with his posterior protruding from over the sandbags, and flinching at the ensuing cannonfire. Fade to hours later and we find he fell asleep in that ''exact same position''. It's pretty adorable to watch.
** Next morning, Blondie wakes up to find Tuco still sleeping in that ridiculous position, so he shoves Tuco over with his foot, waking him with a start. When they start moving, it's pretty clear the blast hit Tuco in the ass by the way he walks.

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* Tuco belly-flopping into a foxhole after blowing up the bridge, then cowering in a child's pose with his posterior protruding from over the sandbags, and flinching at the ensuing cannonfire. Fade to hours later and we find he fell asleep in that ''exact same position''. It's pretty adorable to watch.
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** Next morning, Blondie wakes up to find Tuco still sleeping in that ridiculous position, so he shoves Tuco over with his foot, waking him with a start. When they start moving, it's pretty clear the blast hit Tuco in the ass by the way he walks. And there's the little leg stretches he does as he plods down to the river.



* "HEY, BLOOOOOOONDIE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AAAAAAARE?!" JUST A DIRTY SON OF A B-[=AaAaAaaaaah!=]"

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* "HEY, BLOOOOOOONDIE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AAAAAAARE?!" JUST A DIRTY SON OF A B-[=AaAaAaaaaah!=]"[[CurseCutShort B-[=AaAaAaaaaah!=]]]"


* The Union Captain's funny way of beckoning our leads through the trenches.

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* The Union Captain's funny way of beckoning our leads through the trenches. It looks like he's trying to show them his new car.



** Next morning, Blondie wakes up to find Tuco still sleeping in that ridiculous position, so he shoves Tuco over with his foot, waking him with a start.

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** Next morning, Blondie wakes up to find Tuco still sleeping in that ridiculous position, so he shoves Tuco over with his foot, waking him with a start. When they start moving, it's pretty clear the blast hit Tuco in the ass by the way he walks.

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