->'''Nathan:''' I checked the fridge! I just thought she was a nice person; there's a lot of 'em in there. Thought it'd be nice if I started to eat some.
->'''Jordan:''' You're stealing from the ''dead,'' though; that's.. that's rude!
->'''Nathan:''' Is she ''dead?'' Well.. then, I'm doing her a ''favour,'' 'cause they're just sitting there, unloved and untouched. I.. I think I'm doing her a favour. [takes bite] And they're ''great,'' too!
** '''Cockroach Jesus.'''
** "Fuck this shit, Iím going back to my room so I can look up some porn."
** "Ben, you know where we are? [[CaptainObvious ..ĒHell.Ē]] [[SarcasmMode Gee, thanks for that."]]
** "MOTHERFUCKER ZOMBIE IN MY ROOM HE WAS LISTENING TO MY CDS WHAT THE FUCK"
** [[http://blindrapture.tumblr.com/post/5899308736/wednesday-may-25th-2011 Jordan's many sexual thoughts.]]
** The LSBA: ''Lucky-to-be-alive Servile Bitches Association.''
** "I sure as hell hope this isnít, likeÖ the Carbraís penis or something."
** '''"ITíS ''MY'' BODY, DOGSCAPE. AND IF YOUíRE TOUCHING ME IN A WAY OR PLACE THAT MAKES ''ME'' FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, THATíS ''NO'' GOOD."'''
** "Dear sweet fhqwghads, The Cheat is to the limit."
** "I think I heard something about dildoes."
** The July 25th entry mentions a fat Camper. For some reason, this cracked more people up than it should have.
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