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** Even funnier, the Scroll of Icarian Flight is one of the ''most essential items'' for speedrunners, as with enough skill and know-how it can be used to ''catapult'' the player across the game world [[https://www.speedrun.com/morrowind/run/mrewor4y enabling them to beat the game in under]] ''three minutes.''

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** Even funnier, the Scroll of Icarian Flight is one of the ''most essential items'' for speedrunners, as with enough skill and know-how it can be used to ''catapult'' the player across the game world [[https://www.speedrun.com/morrowind/run/mrewor4y enabling them to beat the game in under]] ''three minutes.'''' Now ''that's'' a LethalJokeItem.


--->'''Tarhiel:''' [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain I don't want to talk about it.]]

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--->'''Tarhiel:''' [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain I don't want to talk about it.]]]]
** Even funnier, the Scroll of Icarian Flight is one of the ''most essential items'' for speedrunners, as with enough skill and know-how it can be used to ''catapult'' the player across the game world [[https://www.speedrun.com/morrowind/run/mrewor4y enabling them to beat the game in under]] ''three minutes.''


* When roaming the countryside near Seyda Neen, you can hear the sound of someone screaming "Woooooeeeeee!"...followed by someone plummeting from the sky and smashing into the ground right in front of you. In his inventory? Items to augment jump height. To an absurd degree. Maybe he should have worked on a landing potion instead, hm?

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* When roaming the countryside near Seyda Neen, you can hear the sound of someone screaming "Woooooeeeeee!"...followed by someone plummeting from the sky and smashing into the ground right in front of you. In his inventory? Items to Three scrolls dubbed "Scroll of Icarian Flight" which augment jump height. To an absurd degree. Maybe He also holds a note about his experiments that shows while he should have worked on a landing potion instead, hm?certainly thought how how to get up, he never quite thought of what would happen when he started to come back ''down.''
** If the player moves quick enough and casts Slow Fall, it is possible to save the man. Instead of looting his body, the player's reward is getting to talk to him and see his mortified response to what just happened.
--->'''Tarhiel:''' [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain I don't want to talk about it.]]


* If you need a decent laugh, go to the Vivec Mages Guild, and ask around about the Arch-mage, [[PointyHairedBoss Trebonius]]. The tasks he has them all complete make him seem more like an utter CloudCuckooLander, such as digging a tunnel to the mainland, taking inventory of all the plates and bottles on Vvardenfell, and learning the language of the Silt Striders so they can be interrogated on which people they carried.

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* If you need a decent laugh, go to the Vivec Mages Guild, and ask around about the Arch-mage, [[PointyHairedBoss Trebonius]]. The tasks he has them all complete make him seem more like an utter CloudCuckooLander, such as digging a tunnel to the mainland, taking inventory of all the plates and bottles on Vvardenfell, and learning the language of the Silt Striders so they can be interrogated on which people they carried.carried.
*When roaming the countryside near Seyda Neen, you can hear the sound of someone screaming "Woooooeeeeee!"...followed by someone plummeting from the sky and smashing into the ground right in front of you. In his inventory? Items to augment jump height. To an absurd degree. Maybe he should have worked on a landing potion instead, hm?


* The "[[http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Viatrix,_The_Annoying_Pilgrim Annoying Pilgrim]]" quest, where you have to escort an incredibly obnoxious lady to the shrine inside the Ghostfence. The journal entries provide endless snark.

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* The "[[http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Viatrix,_The_Annoying_Pilgrim Annoying Pilgrim]]" quest, where you have to escort an incredibly obnoxious lady to the shrine inside the Ghostfence. The journal entries provide endless snark.snark.
* If you need a decent laugh, go to the Vivec Mages Guild, and ask around about the Arch-mage, [[PointyHairedBoss Trebonius]]. The tasks he has them all complete make him seem more like an utter CloudCuckooLander, such as digging a tunnel to the mainland, taking inventory of all the plates and bottles on Vvardenfell, and learning the language of the Silt Striders so they can be interrogated on which people they carried.


-->'''Dremora''': After I kill you I'm going to rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.

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-->'''Dremora''': After I kill you I'm going to rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.gentle.
* The "[[http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Viatrix,_The_Annoying_Pilgrim Annoying Pilgrim]]" quest, where you have to escort an incredibly obnoxious lady to the shrine inside the Ghostfence. The journal entries provide endless snark.

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** After the plaza he's in gets attacked by fabricants, and he points out that he's not blaming it on any witches [[note]]Which is ironic, since if you play through the Tribunal main quest, you find out that they ''were'' essentially summoned by a witch: [[spoiler:Almalexia]][[/note]]. And that it's still too hot.


** The door to the room is also cracked, and has [[ThePeepingTom a pile of ashes]] on the other side.

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** The door to the room is also cracked, and has [[ThePeepingTom a pile of ashes]] on the other side.side.
* If you taunt a particular Dremora to attack you, he'll say... [[BlackComedyRape this]].
-->'''Dremora''': After I kill you I'm going to rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.


* In the Bamz-Amschend ruins in the ''Tribunal'' expansion, you can discover a bed frame with two piles of ashes (all that remains of a pair of Dwemer after their entire race [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence suddenly vanished]]) on the floor underneath. There is a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Dwemer Tube]] (basically a metal pipe) under the bed, in between the ash piles, and a bottle of Dwemer Oil (listed as "p_dwemer_lubricant00" in the game files) off to the side.

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* In the Bamz-Amschend ruins in the ''Tribunal'' expansion, you can discover a bed frame with two piles of ashes (all that remains of a pair of Dwemer after their entire race [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence suddenly vanished]]) on the floor underneath. There is a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Dwemer Tube]] (basically a metal pipe) tube]] under the bed, in between the ash piles, and a bottle of Dwemer Oil (listed as "p_dwemer_lubricant00" in the game files) off to the side.


* In the Bamz-Amschend ruins in the ''Tribunal'' expansion, you can discover a bed frame with two piles of ashes (all that remains of a pair of Dwemer after their entire race [[CriticalExistenceFailure suddenly vanished]]) on the floor underneath. There is a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Dwemer Tube]] (basically a metal pipe) under the bed, in between the ash piles, and a bottle of Dwemer Oil (listed as "p_dwemer_lubricant00" in the game files) off to the side.

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* In the Bamz-Amschend ruins in the ''Tribunal'' expansion, you can discover a bed frame with two piles of ashes (all that remains of a pair of Dwemer after their entire race [[CriticalExistenceFailure [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence suddenly vanished]]) on the floor underneath. There is a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Dwemer Tube]] (basically a metal pipe) under the bed, in between the ash piles, and a bottle of Dwemer Oil (listed as "p_dwemer_lubricant00" in the game files) off to the side.


-->''[[NotHyperbole Yes, indeed. Sustained as she is by the necromantic arts, it may be that she can, in fact, go on forever.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Chattering amiably. Without stopping. Ever.]]''

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-->''[[NotHyperbole Yes, indeed. Sustained as she is by the necromantic arts, it may be that she can, in fact, go on forever.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Chattering amiably. Without stopping. Ever.]]'']]''
* In the Bamz-Amschend ruins in the ''Tribunal'' expansion, you can discover a bed frame with two piles of ashes (all that remains of a pair of Dwemer after their entire race [[CriticalExistenceFailure suddenly vanished]]) on the floor underneath. There is a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Dwemer Tube]] (basically a metal pipe) under the bed, in between the ash piles, and a bottle of Dwemer Oil (listed as "p_dwemer_lubricant00" in the game files) off to the side.
** The door to the room is also cracked, and has [[ThePeepingTom a pile of ashes]] on the other side.


-->''Yes, indeed. Sustained as she is by the necromantic arts, it may be that she can, in fact, go on forever. Chattering amiably. Without stopping. Ever.''

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-->''Yes, -->''[[NotHyperbole Yes, indeed. Sustained as she is by the necromantic arts, it may be that she can, in fact, go on forever. ]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Chattering amiably. Without stopping. Ever.'']]''


* The [[http://uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Ghost-Free_Papers note]] you have to deliver as proof that the Gateway ghost has finally disappeared.

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* The [[http://uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Ghost-Free_Papers note]] you have to deliver as proof that the Gateway ghost has finally disappeared.disappeared.
* If you bring up the subject "Telvanni Hortator" with Therana, she will tell you an endless story that goes nowhere. You have the option to listen politely, or cut her off and ask to be named Hortator. If you listen politely long enough, the dialogue option will change to "stubbornly continue to listen politely" and the dialogue text will display:
-->''Mistress Therana continues to chatter amiably, with no sign of stopping. She looks like she could go on forever.''
-->''Yes, indeed. Sustained as she is by the necromantic arts, it may be that she can, in fact, go on forever. Chattering amiably. Without stopping. Ever.''


* Speaking of orcs, Ghorak Manor in Caldera has a few humorous areas. Creeper, the friendly Scamp with the 2nd most gold to barter in the vanilla game is on the 2nd level. Elsewhere, there is a female orc in a bedroom wearing armor up top... and nothing down below.

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* Speaking of orcs, Ghorak Manor in Caldera has a few humorous areas. Creeper, the friendly Scamp with the 2nd most gold to barter in the vanilla game is on the 2nd level. Elsewhere, there is a female orc in a bedroom wearing armor up top... and nothing down below.below.
* The [[http://uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Ghost-Free_Papers note]] you have to deliver as proof that the Gateway ghost has finally disappeared.


* There's a spell called Emasculate that you can buy. It [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything drains endurance]].
** And just in case you didn't get the joke, there are a couple of bedrooms where you can find potions of Fortify Endurance under or behind the bed.

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* There's a spell called Emasculate that you can buy. It [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything drains endurance]].
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endurance]]. And just in case you didn't get the joke, there are a couple of bedrooms where you can find potions of Fortify Endurance under or behind the bed.

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