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* Cat, after ruining Mom's dress: "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it." Complete with a drag queen voice and sassy finger snaps.

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* Cat, after ruining Mom's dress: "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it." Complete (Complete with a drag queen voice and sassy finger snaps.)
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* While ruining the house, the Things use Mrs. Quan as a surfboard down the stairs. There's just something gold at the fact that she somehow sleeps though the whole thing while the back of head slams against every step.

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* While ruining the house, the Things use Mrs. Quan Kwan as a surfboard down the stairs. There's just something gold at the fact that she somehow sleeps though the whole thing while the back of her head slams against every step.
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* "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it."

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* Cat, after ruining Mom's dress: "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it."" Complete with a drag queen voice and sassy finger snaps.
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Unnecessary bashing.


Okay, so this adaptation might be an innuendo-filled pile of garbage and a disgrace to Dr. Seuss' work, but there ''are'' some genuinely funny moments.
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* The Cat's ingenious response to being told that Mrs. Quan is a babysitter.
-->'''Cat:''' Let me get this straight. You pay... ''this'' woman... [[LiteralMinded to sit on babies?]] That's disgusting! ''(locks Mrs. Quan in the closet)'' [[NotSoAboveItAll I love it so much I do it for free.]]

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* The Cat's ingenious response to being told that Mrs. Quan Kwan is a babysitter.
-->'''Cat:''' Let me get this straight. You pay... ''this'' woman... [[LiteralMinded to sit on babies?]] babies]]? That's disgusting! ''(locks Mrs. Quan Kwan in the closet)'' [[NotSoAboveItAll I love it so much I I'd do it for free.nothing.]]
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Okay, so this adaptation might be a pile of innuendo-filled garbage and a disgrace to Dr. Seuss' work, but there ''are'' some genuinely funny moments.

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Okay, so this adaptation might be a pile of an innuendo-filled pile of garbage and a disgrace to Dr. Seuss' work, but there ''are'' some genuinely funny moments.
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Okay, so a faithful, family friendly Dr. Seuss adaption it's not. But there ''are'' some genuinely funny moments.

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Okay, so this adaptation might be a faithful, family friendly pile of innuendo-filled garbage and a disgrace to Dr. Seuss adaption it's not. But Seuss' work, but there ''are'' some genuinely funny moments.
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* Upon coming home to see The Mother of All Messes, the Cat gives an IWarnedYou to Conrad, but points out that on the plus side...
--> '''Cat:''' I think people will be talking about tonight's party for the rest of their lives.
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Also fix chained Sinkholes.
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-->'''Cat:''' Let me get this straight. You pay... ''this'' woman... [[LiteralMinded to sit on babies?]] [[EveryoneHasStandards That's disgusting!]] ''(locks Mrs. Quan in the closet)'' [[NotSoAboveItAll I love it so much]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice I do it for free.]]

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-->'''Cat:''' Let me get this straight. You pay... ''this'' woman... [[LiteralMinded to sit on babies?]] [[EveryoneHasStandards That's disgusting!]] disgusting! ''(locks Mrs. Quan in the closet)'' [[NotSoAboveItAll I love it so much]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice much I do it for free.]]



* The SLOW was initially called the Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter, or [[spoiler: SHIT.]]

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* The SLOW was initially called the Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter, or [[spoiler: SHIT.]]
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Fixing quote


* "Just sign my petition... with this large, oversized novelty pen that requires two hands."

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* "Just sign my petition... with this large, oversized novelty pen that requires two hands."
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-->'''Cat:''' Let me get this straight. You pay... ''this'' woman... [[LiteralMinded to sit on babies?]] [[EveryoneHasStandards That's disgusting!]] ''(locks Mrs. Quan in the closet)'' [[NotSoAboveItAll I'd do it]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice for nothing.]]

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-->'''Cat:''' Let me get this straight. You pay... ''this'' woman... [[LiteralMinded to sit on babies?]] [[EveryoneHasStandards That's disgusting!]] ''(locks Mrs. Quan in the closet)'' [[NotSoAboveItAll I'd do it]] I love it so much]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice I do it for nothing.free.]]

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