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'''Bender:''' [truthfully] Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
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'''Bender:''' [truthfully] Impossible, sir. [[SarcasticConfession It's in Johnson's underwear.underwear]].
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-->'''Alison:''' I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.
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-->'''Bender''': A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says, [[spoiler:''([[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome falls through ceiling]])'' '''"OHH SHIIIT!"''']]
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** After it happens, the others all stare at him wide-eyed and dumbfounded, clearly not yet having processed what has just occurred. Bender simply nonchalantly states “forgot my pencil.”
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** After it happens, the others all stare at him wide-eyed and dumbfounded, clearly not yet having processed what has just occurred. Bender simply nonchalantly states “forgot "forgot my pencil.”"
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** Then there's the matter of Vernon's lunch. He goes to pour his coffee from his Thermos into a paper cup...which then [[EpicFail spills out all over his desk, his untouched sandwich and knocks over the cup.]] Even better, the "coffee" doesn't even resemble coffee and looks more like chocolate syrup or an element that exists in nature. He even lampshades this, saying it looked like mud and "something that was scraped from the bottom of the Mississippi River." Plus, the stupid look he had on his face after it happened, complete with a piece of orange sitting in his mouth.
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** Then there's the matter of Vernon's lunch. He goes to pour his coffee from his Thermos into a paper cup... which then [[EpicFail spills out all over his desk, his untouched sandwich and knocks over the cup.]] Even better, the "coffee" doesn't even resemble coffee and looks more like chocolate syrup or an element that exists in nature. He even lampshades this, saying it looked like mud and "something that was scraped from the bottom of the Mississippi River." Plus, the stupid look he had on his face after it happened, complete with a piece of orange sitting in his mouth.
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-->'''Andy''': That's real intelligent.
-->'''Bender''' ''(completely deadpan)'': You're right, it's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read. ''(rips out another page)'' and ''Molay'' really pumps my nads.
-->'''Claire''': [[PronouncingMyNameForYou Moliere]].
--> [[HeldGaze (the two stare at each other)]]
-->'''Brian''' ''(timidly)'': [[MomentKiller I love his work]].
-->''(Bender throws some pages at him)''
-->'''Bender''' ''(completely deadpan)'': You're right, it's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read. ''(rips out another page)'' and ''Molay'' really pumps my nads.
-->'''Claire''': [[PronouncingMyNameForYou Moliere]].
--> [[HeldGaze (the two stare at each other)]]
-->'''Brian''' ''(timidly)'': [[MomentKiller I love his work]].
-->''(Bender throws some pages at him)''
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'''Bender:''' ''(completely
-->'''Claire''':
'''Claire:''' [[PronouncingMyNameForYou
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'''Brian:''' ''(timidly)'' [[MomentKiller I love his
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-->'''Bender''': Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
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-->'''Bender''': I'm thinkin' a'tryin' for a ''scholasheeeeeep''.
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-->'''Brian''': Did you know without trigonometry, there'd be no engineering?
-->'''Bender''': [[JerkassHasAPoint Without lamps, we'd have no light]].
-->'''Bender''': [[JerkassHasAPoint Without lamps, we'd have no light]].
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-->'''Bender''':
'''Bender:''' [[JerkassHasAPoint Without lamps, we'd have no light]].
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-->'''Vernon''': What if your home... what if your family... what if your ''dope'' was on fire?
-->'''Bender''': [truthfully] Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
-->'''Bender''': [truthfully] Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
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-->'''Bender''':
'''Bender:''' [truthfully] Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
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* While Vernon is out of the room, the gang whistles the Colonel Bogey March to pass the time. When Vernon comes back in, the whistling dies down... and Bender starts whistling Beethoven's Fifth.
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* While Vernon is out of the room, the gang whistles the Colonel Bogey March to pass the time. When Vernon comes back in, the whistling dies down... and Bender starts whistling Beethoven's Fifth.Fifth.
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* [[NarmCharm "I taped Larry Lester's buns together."]] Complete with dramatic music, and everyone staring at him seriously.
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* [[NarmCharm "I taped Larry Lester's buns together."]] Complete with dramatic music, and everyone staring at him seriously.seriously.
* While Vernon is out of the room, the gang whistles the Colonel Bogey March to pass the time. When Vernon comes back in, the whistling dies down... and Bender starts whistling Beethoven's Fifth.
* While Vernon is out of the room, the gang whistles the Colonel Bogey March to pass the time. When Vernon comes back in, the whistling dies down... and Bender starts whistling Beethoven's Fifth.
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-->'''Bender''': ''[[JerkassHasAPoint Without lamps, we'd have no light]].
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-->'''Bender''': ''[[JerkassHasAPoint [[JerkassHasAPoint Without lamps, we'd have no light]].
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* Turns out Brian's downward spiral started when he got an F in shop, thinking it'd be easy. Bender wastes no time lording it over him that ''he can wire a lamp and Brian can't''.
-->'''Brian''': Did you know without trigonometry, there'd be no engineering?
-->'''Bender''': ''[[JerkassHasAPoint Without lamps, we'd have no light]].
-->'''Brian''': Did you know without trigonometry, there'd be no engineering?
-->'''Bender''': ''[[JerkassHasAPoint Without lamps, we'd have no light]].
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-->'''Bender''' ''(completely deadpan)'': You're right, it's wrong to destroy literature. Such fun to read. ''(rips out another page)'' ''Molay'' really pumps my nads.
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-->'''Bender''' ''(completely deadpan)'': You're right, it's wrong to destroy literature. Such It's such fun to read. ''(rips out another page)'' and ''Molay'' really pumps my nads.
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* "I've seen her dehydrated. It's pretty gross."
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* "I've seen her dehydrated.dehydrate sir. It's pretty gross."
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** "Screws fall. It's an imperfect world."
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** "Screws fall. It's fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect world.place."
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-->'''Claire''': [[ItsPronouncedTropay Moliere]].
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-->'''Claire''': [[ItsPronouncedTropay [[PronouncingMyNameForYou Moliere]].
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-->'''Bender''': A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says, [[spoiler:''<[[RealityEnsues falls through ceiling]]>'' '''"OHH SHIIIT!"''']]
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-->'''Bender''': A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says, [[spoiler:''<[[RealityEnsues [[spoiler:''([[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome falls through ceiling]]>'' ceiling]])'' '''"OHH SHIIIT!"''']]
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-->'''Vernon''': What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?
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-->'''Vernon''': What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* ''dope'' was on fire?
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* After Andrew tearfully reveals to the others the pressures his [[StageMom win-at-all-costs]] [[AbusiveParents dad]] keeps pushing on him, Bender gives a smartass response of saying how he can relate: "I think your old man and [[AbusiveParents my old man]] should get together and go bowling."
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* After Andrew tearfully reveals to the others the pressures his [[StageMom win-at-all-costs]] [[AbusiveParents dad]] keeps pushing on him, Bender gives a smartass response of saying how he can relate: "I think your old man and [[AbusiveParents my old man]] should get together and go bowling.""
* [[NarmCharm "I taped Larry Lester's buns together."]] Complete with dramatic music, and everyone staring at him seriously.
* [[NarmCharm "I taped Larry Lester's buns together."]] Complete with dramatic music, and everyone staring at him seriously.
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** After it happens, the others all stare at him wide-eyed and dumbfounded, clearly not yet having processed what has just occurred. Bender simply nonchalantly states “forgot my pencil.”
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** Also the later scene where Bender provides a [[WeNeedADistraction distraction]] for the kids to get back to the library, prompting a befuddled Vernon to find him bellowing to himself and shooting hoops in the gym;
-->'''Bender''': I'm thinkin' a'tryin' for a ''scholasheeeeeep''.
-->'''Bender''': I'm thinkin' a'tryin' for a ''scholasheeeeeep''.
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*** Another favourite is her inserting herself into the discussion between Andy and Brian as they discuss the latter's fake ID; she asks if they want to see what's in her bag, both answer ''"No,"'' in unison, clearly perturbed; she promptly gives both of them a hilarious 'how dare you?'-esque death glare.
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** ''Everyone's'' "what the hell" expressions at Alison's lunch.
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** ''Everyone's'' "what the hell" expressions at Alison's Allison's lunch.
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* In one scene, Bender and Andrew fight. Bender pulls out a knife and stabs it into a chair, before beginning to rant at Andrew. The mood is... somewhat destroyed... by [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Alison leaning over, pulling the knife out of the chair and keeping it.]]
** Let's just check off half the stuff Alison is responsible for and be done with it..
** Let's just check off half the stuff Alison is responsible for and be done with it..
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* In one scene, Bender and Andrew fight. Bender pulls out a knife and stabs it into a chair, before beginning to rant at Andrew. The mood is... somewhat destroyed... by [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Alison Allison leaning over, pulling the knife out of the chair and keeping it.]]
** Let's just check off half the stuffAlison Allison is responsible for and be done with it..
** Let's just check off half the stuff
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* The long argument between Alison and Claire, which starts with Alison telling the group she's a raging nymphomaniac, and ends with the group coercing Claire into admitting (much to her embarrassment) that she's a virgin.
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* The long argument between Alison Allison and Claire, which starts with Alison Allison telling the group she's a raging nymphomaniac, and ends with the group coercing Claire into admitting (much to her embarrassment) that she's a virgin.
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* After Andrew tearfully reveals to the others the pressures his [[SecondPlaceisforLosers win-at-all-costs]] [[AbusiveParents dad]] keeps pushing on him, Bender gives a smartass response of saying how he can relate: "I think your old man and [[AbusiveParents my old man]] should get together and go bowling."
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* After Andrew tearfully reveals to the others the pressures his [[SecondPlaceisforLosers [[StageMom win-at-all-costs]] [[AbusiveParents dad]] keeps pushing on him, Bender gives a smartass response of saying how he can relate: "I think your old man and [[AbusiveParents my old man]] should get together and go bowling."
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* After Andrew [[Tearjerker tearfully reveals]] to the others the pressures his [[SecondPlaceisforLosers win-at-all-costs]] [[AbusiveParents dad]] keeps pushing on him, Bender gives a smartass response of saying how he can relate: "I think your old man and [[AbusiveParents my old man]] should get together and go bowling."
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* After Andrew [[Tearjerker tearfully reveals]] reveals to the others the pressures his [[SecondPlaceisforLosers win-at-all-costs]] [[AbusiveParents dad]] keeps pushing on him, Bender gives a smartass response of saying how he can relate: "I think your old man and [[AbusiveParents my old man]] should get together and go bowling."
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* After Andrew [[Tearjerker tearfully reveals to the others the pressures]] his [[SecondPlaceisforLosers win-at-all-costs]] [[AbusiveParents dad]] keeps pushing on him, Bender gives a smartass response of saying how he can relate: "I think your old man and [[AbusiveParents my old man]] should get together and go bowling."
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* After Andrew [[Tearjerker tearfully reveals reveals]] to the others the pressures]] pressures his [[SecondPlaceisforLosers win-at-all-costs]] [[AbusiveParents dad]] keeps pushing on him, Bender gives a smartass response of saying how he can relate: "I think your old man and [[AbusiveParents my old man]] should get together and go bowling."
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* After Andrew tearfully reveals to the others the pressures his win-at-all-costs dad keeps pushing on him, Bender gives a smartass response of saying how he can relate: "I think your old man and [[AbusiveParents my old man]] should get together and go bowling."
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* After Andrew [[Tearjerker tearfully reveals to the others the pressures pressures]] his win-at-all-costs dad [[SecondPlaceisforLosers win-at-all-costs]] [[AbusiveParents dad]] keeps pushing on him, Bender gives a smartass response of saying how he can relate: "I think your old man and [[AbusiveParents my old man]] should get together and go bowling."
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-->'''Bender''': [truthfully] Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
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-->'''Bender''': [truthfully] Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.underwear.
* After Andrew tearfully reveals to the others the pressures his win-at-all-costs dad keeps pushing on him, Bender gives a smartass response of saying how he can relate: "I think your old man and [[AbusiveParents my old man]] should get together and go bowling."
* After Andrew tearfully reveals to the others the pressures his win-at-all-costs dad keeps pushing on him, Bender gives a smartass response of saying how he can relate: "I think your old man and [[AbusiveParents my old man]] should get together and go bowling."
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--> [[HeldGaze ((the two stare at each other))]]
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--> [[HeldGaze ((the (the two stare at each other))]]other)]]