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* To help the team, Liz asks Red to contact that hacker "whose mother hates you."
** The kid is at his prom and distracted by the DJ's music while trying to help Liz hack a system.


* Ray listens to podcasts...on audio cassette.

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* Ray Red listens to podcasts...on audio cassette.

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* Ray listens to podcasts...on audio cassette.

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* Red's way of getting a contract killer to talk? Having him brought to a warehouse and a very hungry boa constrictor wrapped around him.

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** Red figure the only thing to do is call Glen and have him "create some noise." Glen's solution? March on stage to announce a grease fire and pull the alarm.


** Red describing his first STD after getting his stay of execution from Ana:
-->'''Red''': It was pubic lice. Crabs. Caught them on Hammamet Beach in Tunisia. She was a Vassar girl traveling with a bunch of pals from the French house. Two years after graduation, and they were still making up for lost time. My God. What a weekend. But like you, they get right in there and feast away without mercy until you want to douse the whole area with kerosene and set the little varmints on fire. Sorry. You and the crabs, not the Vassar girls.



* Red describing his first STD after getting his stay of execution:
-->'''Red''': It was pubic lice. Crabs. Caught them on Hammamet Beach in Tunisia. She was a Vassar girl traveling with a bunch of pals from the French house. Two years after graduation, and they were still making up for lost time. My God. What a weekend. But like you, they get right in there and feast away without mercy until you want to douse the whole area with kerosene and set the little varmints on fire. Sorry. You and the crabs, not the Vassar girls.

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* Red describing During Red's party to celebrate his first STD after getting escape from prison, Glenn apologizes for screwing up the jury selection scam, before mentioning that his stay mother is also at the party and has always had a thing for Red. Red's facial expression sells it.
** Brimley is also at the party, but isn't enjoying it because
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the noise.
-->'''Red''': It was pubic lice. Crabs. Caught them Perhaps you'd be more comfortable out on Hammamet Beach in Tunisia. She was the veranda.
-->'''Brimley''': Miranda's over there.
-->'''Red''': No, no the balcony.
-->'''Brimley''': Forget it, I'll be out on the veranda, I can't hear
a Vassar girl traveling damn word you're saying.
* The Blacklister of the week is Red's old mentor, Robert Vesco, who taught him everything he knows about being a criminal... and then robbed him blind. When Ressler hears about this, he says
with a bunch of pals from grin that he likes the French house. Two years after graduation, guy already.
** Red
and they were still making Vesco team up for lost time. My God. What to steal some pirate gold hidden beneath an opera house, with the opera itself as a weekend. But like you, they get right in there and feast away without mercy distraction. Everything is going fine, until you want to douse Red's explosive guy gets distracted by some intense memories triggered by the whole area with kerosene and set music, breaking down sobbing. Red is incredulous at this.
** Red's utterly dumbfounded reaction to [[spoiler: realizing that Vesco stole all
the little varmints on fire. Sorry. You and the crabs, not the Vassar girls.gold, swindling him ''again'']]. Liz, by contrast, breaks out laughing.

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* Red describing his first STD after getting his stay of execution:
-->'''Red''': It was pubic lice. Crabs. Caught them on Hammamet Beach in Tunisia. She was a Vassar girl traveling with a bunch of pals from the French house. Two years after graduation, and they were still making up for lost time. My God. What a weekend. But like you, they get right in there and feast away without mercy until you want to douse the whole area with kerosene and set the little varmints on fire. Sorry. You and the crabs, not the Vassar girls.

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* Ana tells Red there are conditions to his stay of execution.
-->'''Ana''': You will not beat, kill or torture anyone for 48 hours.
-->'''Red''': As long as I'm not alone in a room with you, I should be fine.
* Red and Dembe break into a source's house during a game of Head's Up with the neighbors. While Red interrogates the guy, Dembe...actually plays along with the game.
** The sight of the duo leaving with smiles as the guy's wife and the neighbors just stand there, wondering what the hell a wanted fugitive who should have been executed was doing there.

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* After [[BitchinSheepsClothing Ana McMahon]] takes the role of overseer of the Task Force, Cooper expresses his joy. As he points out with his trademark smile, he wants her to take the job because of the unusually high mortality rate that comes with it.

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** In the following scene, Red is approached by an attorney to sort his legal affairs and what to do with his body after the execution. As it turns out, Red has already made arrangements to be cremated and placed into opium pipes, quipping that if there is an afterlife, he'd want to be there high.

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* During 'Bastien Moreau', Liz makes it clear to Cooper that robbing the Luxembourg bank is down to her and Dembe alone and not to tell the other Task Force members. As soon as she steps on the jet, she's somehow surprised to see everybody else there anyway and realizes that, yeah, Cooper told the other members.

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* Liz and Red's fellow convicts can't believe Red is so easily up front on breaking out of prison in just a day and treating it like it's a simple errand.


-->'''Red''': I may just ask the judge to let me go lie down in the street.

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-->'''Red''': I may just ask the judge to let me go lie down in the street.traffic.



-->'''Glen''': I don't! not Biblically! I don't roll that way!
** Before all of that, Red is making demands for his jury that include full-scale essay questions on obscure authors and composers.

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-->'''Glen''': I don't! not Not Biblically! I don't roll that way!
** Before all of that, Red is making demands for his jury that include full-scale essay questions on obscure authors and composers. And when he says that any potential juror who likes Schumann is a "philistine", the judge reveals that ''she'' likes said composer, including having had one of his pieces played at her mother's recent funeral.
-->'''Red''': (''{{Beat}} as he [[OhCrap realizes]] he just insulted the judge'') ...My condolences.

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** It looks like Glen is about to get on the jury until his big mouth reveals he was once convicted for using loaded dice to win a fortune in Las Vegas and he's dismissed.
-->'''Glen''': Come on, you can't have a bunch of pocket protectors on this jury! This is Raymond Reddington!
-->'''D.A.''': I thought you said you didn't know who he was!
-->'''Glen''': I don't! not Biblically! I don't roll that way!

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** Before all of that, Red is making demands for his jury that include full-scale essay questions on obscure authors and composers.

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