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-->'''Cripple:''' Come over here. I'm going to fucking stab you.
-->'''Kage:''' ...[[FlatWhat What?]]
-->'''Jables:''' ...No, we're not coming over there.
-->'''Cripple:''' Fine. Stay where you are, then. I'm going to come over ''there!'' ''(starts shuffling forward)'' I'm going to slice out your eyes... and your balls... and then I am going to stick your eyes in your ballsacks... and then I will take your balls... and I will put them... in your eye-holes!
-->'''Kage:''' ''(to Jables)'' Dude, we could totally outrun him.
-->'''Jables:''' Totally, let's bail.
-->''(They run. A little later, police arrive in response to the theft of the pick.)''
-->'''Cripple:''' ''Catch me if you can!''
-->''(They do so effortlessly.)''

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-->'''Cripple:''' Come over here. I'm going to fucking stab you.
-->'''Kage:''' ...
you.\\
'''Kage:''' ...
[[FlatWhat What?]]
-->'''Jables:''' ...
What?]]\\
'''Jables:''' ...
No, we're not coming over there.
-->'''Cripple:'''
there.\\
'''Cripple:'''
Fine. Stay where you are, then. I'm going to come over ''there!'' ''(starts shuffling forward)'' I'm going to slice out your eyes... and your balls... and then I am going to stick your eyes in your ballsacks... and then I will take your balls... and I will put them... in your eye-holes!
-->'''Kage:'''
eye-holes!\\
'''Kage:'''
''(to Jables)'' Dude, we could totally outrun him.
-->'''Jables:'''
him.\\
'''Jables:'''
Totally, let's bail.
-->''(They
bail.\\
''(They
run. A little later, police arrive in response to the theft of the pick.)''
-->'''Cripple:'''
)''\\
'''Cripple:'''
''Catch me if you can!''
-->''(They
can!''\\
''(They
do so effortlessly.)''



--> "'''''You guys are fucking LAME!'''''"

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--> "'''''You -->"'''''You guys are fucking LAME!'''''"



--> "'''''DANG! DRAT! Fuuudge!'''''"

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--> "'''''DANG! -->"'''''DANG! DRAT! Fuuudge!'''''"



-->I do not need! ''(He does not need...)''
-->A microphone! ''(A microphone!)''
-->My voice is FUCKIN'! ''(Fuckin!)''
-->'''''POWERFUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLL!'''''

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-->I do not need! ''(He does not need...)''
-->A
)''\\
A
microphone! ''(A microphone!)''
-->My
microphone!)''\\
My
voice is FUCKIN'! ''(Fuckin!)''
-->'''''POWERFUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLL!'''''
''(Fuckin!)''\\
'''''POWERFUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLL!'''''



--> '''Lee:''' ''You guys... look!''

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--> '''Lee:''' -->'''Lee:''' ''You guys... look!''



--> '''Clerk:''' No, don't... ''(angrily closes his lighter)'' Have a seat.

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--> '''Clerk:''' -->'''Clerk:''' No, don't... ''(angrily closes his lighter)'' Have a seat.



--> '''Open Mic Host:''' ''(regarding Satan)'' He's that little voice in your head that says ''fuck you'' to the people you hate.

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--> '''Open -->'''Open Mic Host:''' ''(regarding Satan)'' He's that little voice in your head that says ''fuck you'' to the people you hate.



-->'''KG:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?]]
-->'''Jables:''' Trust me, Kage! It's the only way.

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-->'''KG:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?]]
-->'''Jables:'''
WHAT?]]\\
'''Jables:'''
Trust me, Kage! It's the only way.



* The [[ThisLooksLikeAJobForAquaman contrived]] situation that puts Jables at waist height to a laser shutdown button but unable to move. KG, advises on a ChekhovsSkill from earlier: "The cock... use... the cock." What makes this is that he says it in a dramatic MentorArchetype voice.

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* The [[ThisLooksLikeAJobForAquaman contrived]] situation that puts Jables at waist height to a laser shutdown button but unable to move. KG, advises on a ChekhovsSkill from earlier: "The cock... use... the cock." What makes this is that he says it in a dramatic MentorArchetype voice.voice.
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** Even funnier is that the devil is played by [[spoiler: Dave Grohl, one of the nicest and sweetest men in rock and roll.

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** Even funnier is that the devil is played by [[spoiler: Dave Grohl, one of the nicest and sweetest men in rock and roll.
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* [[spoiler: The Bong of destiny.]]

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* [[spoiler: The Bong of destiny.]]



* Almost every single word out of [[spoiler: the Devil's]] mouth.

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* Almost every single word out of [[spoiler: the Devil's]] Devil's mouth.



** In addition, almost every single word out of [[spoiler: the Devil's]] mouth [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOhFZGOjNS4 in the censored version]].

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** In addition, almost every single word out of [[spoiler: the Devil's]] Devil's mouth [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOhFZGOjNS4 in the censored version]].



** Even funnier is that [[spoiler: the devil]] is played by [[spoiler: Dave Grohl, one of the nicest and sweetest men in rock and roll.]]

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** Even funnier is that [[spoiler: the devil]] devil is played by [[spoiler: Dave Grohl, one of the nicest and sweetest men in rock and roll.]]



* Jables offering KG, and only KG, as [[spoiler: Satan's prize should he win the rock-off]]. It's done in song, but there's a brief exchange done in prose when KG protests:

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* Jables offering KG, and only KG, as [[spoiler: Satan's prize should he win the rock-off]].rock-off. It's done in song, but there's a brief exchange done in prose when KG protests:



-->'''Jables:''' Trust me Kage, it's the only way.

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-->'''Jables:''' Trust me Kage, it's me, Kage! It's the only way.



* The [[ThisLooksLikeAJobForAquaman contrived]] situation that puts Jables at waist height to a laser shutdown button but unable to move. KG, advises on a ChekhovsSkill from earlier: "[[spoiler:The cock... use... the cock.]]" What makes this is that he says it in a dramatic MentorArchetype voice.

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* The [[ThisLooksLikeAJobForAquaman contrived]] situation that puts Jables at waist height to a laser shutdown button but unable to move. KG, advises on a ChekhovsSkill from earlier: "[[spoiler:The "The cock... use... the cock.]]" " What makes this is that he says it in a dramatic MentorArchetype voice.

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