-->Later still, after Donatello brings Irma a cure for her growth in the form of a giant capsul:
--->'''Irma:''' Ah, forget it, I can't swallow pills! When I was little, my mother gave me my medicine in a spoonful of ice cream.
--->'''Leonardo:''' Come on, Irma, [[SarcasmMode you're a big girl, now!]]
--->'''Raphael:''' Yeah. ''[[DeadpanSnarker Really]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker big]].
--> And, of course, anytime Giant Irma accidentally steps on a car, or bumps into a building, or destroys something else in her clumsiness, [[ApologizesALot and apologizes for each thing she wrecks]].

-->'''April:''' Nice going, Raphael! Only half the people saw you!\\

-->'''Baxter:''' That guy must really have a thing about rats.

-->'''Vernon''': Ugh, his brain is in his ''stomach''...

-->'''Shredder:''' This place is a pig sty! I thought I told you to clean it up!\\

-->'''Bebop:''' Its that surfer toitle!\\

-->'''Shredder:''' I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out.\\

-->'''Rocksteady:''' Just like a shooting gallery!\\

-->'''Shredder:''' ''(seeing his synthesizer destroyed)'' What happened to my beautiful synthesizer?!\\

--->'''LEX-1:''' When will you humans realize that ''crime does not pay''?
--->'''Leonardo:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution Warning shots]] for '''''jaywalking'''''?! You must have a loose fuse!
--->'''April O'Neil:''' For sure! This city has '''''ENOUGH''''' potholes in it already!
--->'''LEX-1:''' The prisoners will be put on [[DisproportionateRetribution bread and water]] for making wisecracks! Do you have any last words ?
--->'''April O'Neil:''' [[SevenDirtyWords I can think of a few]], '''(AsideGlance)''' but, [[BreakingTheFourthWall they're]] [[MediaWatchdog not]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar appropriate]] [[SnarkBait for]] [[FamilyFriendly television]]!

--->'''Rocksteady:''' Easy, Bebop! You're gonna make me drop this thing!
--->'''Bebop:''' I can't help it, Rocksteady. Lightning gives me the willies?

---> '''April:''' Oh Nurse Metalhead!
---> '''Metalhead:''' (comes in wearing a nurse hat and holding medications) Alright! Everybody in bed, and I mean now!
---> '''Donatello:''' (slaps himself on the head) I've created a Frankenstein...

--->'''Secretary:''' Education?
--->'''Rocksteady:''' I got four years of [[BuffySpeak science school]].
--->'''Secretary:''' And what did you study?
--->'''Rocksteady:''' I didn't study anything. They studied me!

--->'''Krang:''' I could use the computer to analyze the atmosphere's atoms for a cure, but there's one problem.
--->'''Shredder:''' What is it?
--->'''Krang:''' I'm too scared to touch the computer!

-->'''Krang:''' According to the computer, a bombardment of neutrons from the generator downstairs will counteract the ray's effects.\\

-->'''Shredder:''' Have you two idiots found that ray yet? Well, answer me, you peabrain pinheads!\\

---> '''Raphael:''' If he starts singing, I'd advise you to change the channel.

-->'''Burne:''' ''What?!'' You waste my time and my crew on some stupid little poodle? Out, out, ''out!''
-->'''Vernon:''' Hmph! In France they're called "The pit bulls of par-ee!"

-->'''Rocksteady:''' Open, says me?\\

-->'''Shredder:''' No, no, NO! You're bringing me the wrong turtles!\\

-->'''Donatello:''' Hey, you let me out or I'll call my lawyer!\\

---> '''Raphael:''' Ha! You couldn't hit me with... (eyes widened as Bebop and Rocksteady roll a monster truck-sized tire at him) ... A RUBBER TIRE! (gets nailed by it) You ever get that rundown feeling...?

--> '''Donatello:''' Cufflinks are disappearing all over the city. But why? What could the robbers possibly want?
--> '''Michaelangelo:''' (snaps fingers) I know! [[CaptainObvious They want... cufflinks!]]
--> '''Raphael:''' Can we pretend we've never met?
--> '''Donatello:''' But why steal cufflinks? It's mind-boggling! It's baffling! It's-
--> '''Raphael:''' INCREDIBLY STUPID!

--> '''Leonardo:''' Look! The Beaver's hideout!
--> '''Donatello:''' Ooh, you mean that incredibly stylish four story shopping mall?
--> '''Leonardo:''' No, I mean that incredibly rundown old warehouse next to the mall!
--> '''Michaelangelo:''' How come these gangster dudes alway hang out in old abandoned warehouses?
--> '''Raphael:''' Because there aren't any old abandoned luxury penthouse suites.

--> (The Turtles dodge getting sliced into by razor-edged pizza trays)
--> '''Michaelangelo:''' Killer pizza trays!? Heavy duty!
--> '''Donatello:''' Boy, this guy's even more hung up over pizza than we are!
--> '''Raphael:''' Yeah! [[TemptingFate What's he gonna do next? Spray us with tomato sauce?]] (walks by an armor suit just as the helmet opens up and... sprays him in the face with tomato sauce) Gyah! I HAD to ask.

The Turtles sense the latest plot in the offing, prompting this exchange:

--> '''Raphael''': Well, [[LampshadeHanging isn't he ''always'']]?

--> '''Raphael''': Well isn't he ''always''?

-->'''Shreeka''': OOOOOOOH NOOOOO! IT'S ''MELTING!'' MY PRECIOUS POWER RING, GOOOOOOONE ''FOOOOOREVEEEEEER!'' (''loud bird-like screech'')

-->'''Bebop:''' Its that surfer turtle!\\
'''Rocksteady:''' Let's turn him into turtle mush!\\

* In "A Thing About Rats", Raph threatened Baxter Stockman by saying if he doesn't cooperate, he's gonna get... ''sarcastic''!
** Baxter's TitleDrop when making a remark about the Shredder.
-->'''Baxter:''' That guy must really have a thing about rats.

--> '''Michaelangelo:''' (snaps fingers) I know! [[StatingTheObvious They want... cufflinks!]]

** Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwrTBlD8c68 Here]] it is for all to see!