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-->Later still, after Donatello brings Irma a cure for her growth in the form of a giant capsul:
--->'''Irma:''' Ah, forget it, I can't swallow pills! When I was little, my mother gave me my medicine in a spoonful of ice cream.
--->'''Leonardo:''' Come on, Irma, [[SarcasmMode you're a big girl, now!]]
--->'''Raphael:''' Yeah. ''[[DeadpanSnarker Really]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker big]].
--> And, of course, anytime Giant Irma accidentally steps on a car, or bumps into a building, or destroys something else in her clumsiness, [[ApologizesALot and apologizes for each thing she wrecks]].

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-->Later *** Later still, after Donatello brings Irma a cure for her growth in the form of a giant capsul:
--->'''Irma:''' ---->'''Irma:''' Ah, forget it, I can't swallow pills! When I was little, my mother gave me my medicine in a spoonful of ice cream.
--->'''Leonardo:''' ---->'''Leonardo:''' Come on, Irma, [[SarcasmMode you're a big girl, now!]]
--->'''Raphael:''' ---->'''Raphael:''' Yeah. ''[[DeadpanSnarker Really]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker big]].
--> *** And, of course, anytime Giant Irma accidentally steps on a car, or bumps into a building, or destroys something else in her clumsiness, [[ApologizesALot and apologizes for each thing she wrecks]].


-->'''April:''' Nice going, Raphael! Only half the people saw you!\\

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-->'''April:''' --->'''April:''' Nice going, Raphael! Only half the people saw you!\\



-->'''Baxter:''' That guy must really have a thing about rats.

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-->'''Baxter:''' --->'''Baxter:''' That guy must really have a thing about rats.



-->'''Vernon''': Ugh, his brain is in his ''stomach''...

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-->'''Vernon''': --->'''Vernon''': Ugh, his brain is in his ''stomach''...



-->'''Shredder:''' This place is a pig sty! I thought I told you to clean it up!\\

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-->'''Shredder:''' --->'''Shredder:''' This place is a pig sty! I thought I told you to clean it up!\\



-->'''Bebop:''' Its that surfer toitle!\\

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-->'''Bebop:''' --->'''Bebop:''' Its that surfer toitle!\\



-->'''Shredder:''' I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out.\\

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-->'''Shredder:''' --->'''Shredder:''' I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out.\\



-->'''Rocksteady:''' Just like a shooting gallery!\\

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-->'''Rocksteady:''' --->'''Rocksteady:''' Just like a shooting gallery!\\



-->'''Shredder:''' ''(seeing his synthesizer destroyed)'' What happened to my beautiful synthesizer?!\\

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-->'''Shredder:''' --->'''Shredder:''' ''(seeing his synthesizer destroyed)'' What happened to my beautiful synthesizer?!\\



--->'''LEX-1:''' When will you humans realize that ''crime does not pay''?
--->'''Leonardo:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution Warning shots]] for '''''jaywalking'''''?! You must have a loose fuse!
--->'''April O'Neil:''' For sure! This city has '''''ENOUGH''''' potholes in it already!
--->'''LEX-1:''' The prisoners will be put on [[DisproportionateRetribution bread and water]] for making wisecracks! Do you have any last words ?
--->'''April O'Neil:''' [[SevenDirtyWords I can think of a few]], '''(AsideGlance)''' but, [[BreakingTheFourthWall they're]] [[MediaWatchdog not]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar appropriate]] [[SnarkBait for]] [[FamilyFriendly television]]!

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--->'''LEX-1:''' -->'''LEX-1:''' When will you humans realize that ''crime does not pay''?
--->'''Leonardo:''' -->'''Leonardo:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution Warning shots]] for '''''jaywalking'''''?! You must have a loose fuse!
--->'''April -->'''April O'Neil:''' For sure! This city has '''''ENOUGH''''' potholes in it already!
--->'''LEX-1:''' -->'''LEX-1:''' The prisoners will be put on [[DisproportionateRetribution bread and water]] for making wisecracks! Do you have any last words ?
--->'''April -->'''April O'Neil:''' [[SevenDirtyWords I can think of a few]], '''(AsideGlance)''' but, [[BreakingTheFourthWall they're]] [[MediaWatchdog not]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar appropriate]] [[SnarkBait for]] [[FamilyFriendly television]]!



--->'''Rocksteady:''' Easy, Bebop! You're gonna make me drop this thing!
--->'''Bebop:''' I can't help it, Rocksteady. Lightning gives me the willies?

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--->'''Rocksteady:''' -->'''Rocksteady:''' Easy, Bebop! You're gonna make me drop this thing!
--->'''Bebop:''' -->'''Bebop:''' I can't help it, Rocksteady. Lightning gives me the willies?



---> '''April:''' Oh Nurse Metalhead!
---> '''Metalhead:''' (comes in wearing a nurse hat and holding medications) Alright! Everybody in bed, and I mean now!
---> '''Donatello:''' (slaps himself on the head) I've created a Frankenstein...

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---> --> '''April:''' Oh Nurse Metalhead!
---> --> '''Metalhead:''' (comes in wearing a nurse hat and holding medications) Alright! Everybody in bed, and I mean now!
---> --> '''Donatello:''' (slaps himself on the head) I've created a Frankenstein...



--->'''Secretary:''' Education?
--->'''Rocksteady:''' I got four years of [[BuffySpeak science school]].
--->'''Secretary:''' And what did you study?
--->'''Rocksteady:''' I didn't study anything. They studied me!

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--->'''Secretary:''' -->'''Secretary:''' Education?
--->'''Rocksteady:''' -->'''Rocksteady:''' I got four years of [[BuffySpeak science school]].
--->'''Secretary:''' -->'''Secretary:''' And what did you study?
--->'''Rocksteady:''' -->'''Rocksteady:''' I didn't study anything. They studied me!



--->'''Krang:''' I could use the computer to analyze the atmosphere's atoms for a cure, but there's one problem.
--->'''Shredder:''' What is it?
--->'''Krang:''' I'm too scared to touch the computer!

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--->'''Krang:''' -->'''Krang:''' I could use the computer to analyze the atmosphere's atoms for a cure, but there's one problem.
--->'''Shredder:''' -->'''Shredder:''' What is it?
--->'''Krang:''' -->'''Krang:''' I'm too scared to touch the computer!



-->'''Krang:''' According to the computer, a bombardment of neutrons from the generator downstairs will counteract the ray's effects.\\

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-->'''Krang:''' --->'''Krang:''' According to the computer, a bombardment of neutrons from the generator downstairs will counteract the ray's effects.\\



-->'''Shredder:''' Have you two idiots found that ray yet? Well, answer me, you peabrain pinheads!\\

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-->'''Shredder:''' --->'''Shredder:''' Have you two idiots found that ray yet? Well, answer me, you peabrain pinheads!\\



---> '''Raphael:''' If he starts singing, I'd advise you to change the channel.

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---> --> '''Raphael:''' If he starts singing, I'd advise you to change the channel.



-->'''Burne:''' ''What?!'' You waste my time and my crew on some stupid little poodle? Out, out, ''out!''
-->'''Vernon:''' Hmph! In France they're called "The pit bulls of par-ee!"

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-->'''Burne:''' --->'''Burne:''' ''What?!'' You waste my time and my crew on some stupid little poodle? Out, out, ''out!''
-->'''Vernon:''' --->'''Vernon:''' Hmph! In France they're called "The pit bulls of par-ee!"



-->'''Rocksteady:''' Open, says me?\\

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-->'''Rocksteady:''' --->'''Rocksteady:''' Open, says me?\\



-->'''Shredder:''' No, no, NO! You're bringing me the wrong turtles!\\

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-->'''Shredder:''' --->'''Shredder:''' No, no, NO! You're bringing me the wrong turtles!\\



-->'''Donatello:''' Hey, you let me out or I'll call my lawyer!\\

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-->'''Donatello:''' --->'''Donatello:''' Hey, you let me out or I'll call my lawyer!\\



---> '''Raphael:''' Ha! You couldn't hit me with... (eyes widened as Bebop and Rocksteady roll a monster truck-sized tire at him) ... A RUBBER TIRE! (gets nailed by it) You ever get that rundown feeling...?

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---> --> '''Raphael:''' Ha! You couldn't hit me with... (eyes widened as Bebop and Rocksteady roll a monster truck-sized tire at him) ... A RUBBER TIRE! (gets nailed by it) You ever get that rundown feeling...?



--> '''Donatello:''' Cufflinks are disappearing all over the city. But why? What could the robbers possibly want?
--> '''Michaelangelo:''' (snaps fingers) I know! [[CaptainObvious They want... cufflinks!]]
--> '''Raphael:''' Can we pretend we've never met?
--> '''Donatello:''' But why steal cufflinks? It's mind-boggling! It's baffling! It's-
--> '''Raphael:''' INCREDIBLY STUPID!

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--> ---> '''Donatello:''' Cufflinks are disappearing all over the city. But why? What could the robbers possibly want?
--> ---> '''Michaelangelo:''' (snaps fingers) I know! [[CaptainObvious They want... cufflinks!]]
--> ---> '''Raphael:''' Can we pretend we've never met?
--> ---> '''Donatello:''' But why steal cufflinks? It's mind-boggling! It's baffling! It's-
--> ---> '''Raphael:''' INCREDIBLY STUPID!



--> '''Leonardo:''' Look! The Beaver's hideout!
--> '''Donatello:''' Ooh, you mean that incredibly stylish four story shopping mall?
--> '''Leonardo:''' No, I mean that incredibly rundown old warehouse next to the mall!
--> '''Michaelangelo:''' How come these gangster dudes alway hang out in old abandoned warehouses?
--> '''Raphael:''' Because there aren't any old abandoned luxury penthouse suites.

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--> ---> '''Leonardo:''' Look! The Beaver's hideout!
--> ---> '''Donatello:''' Ooh, you mean that incredibly stylish four story shopping mall?
--> ---> '''Leonardo:''' No, I mean that incredibly rundown old warehouse next to the mall!
--> ---> '''Michaelangelo:''' How come these gangster dudes alway hang out in old abandoned warehouses?
--> ---> '''Raphael:''' Because there aren't any old abandoned luxury penthouse suites.



--> (The Turtles dodge getting sliced into by razor-edged pizza trays)
--> '''Michaelangelo:''' Killer pizza trays!? Heavy duty!
--> '''Donatello:''' Boy, this guy's even more hung up over pizza than we are!
--> '''Raphael:''' Yeah! [[TemptingFate What's he gonna do next? Spray us with tomato sauce?]] (walks by an armor suit just as the helmet opens up and... sprays him in the face with tomato sauce) Gyah! I HAD to ask.

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--> ---> (The Turtles dodge getting sliced into by razor-edged pizza trays)
--> ---> '''Michaelangelo:''' Killer pizza trays!? Heavy duty!
--> ---> '''Donatello:''' Boy, this guy's even more hung up over pizza than we are!
--> ---> '''Raphael:''' Yeah! [[TemptingFate What's he gonna do next? Spray us with tomato sauce?]] (walks by an armor suit just as the helmet opens up and... sprays him in the face with tomato sauce) Gyah! I HAD to ask.


The Turtles sense the latest plot in the offing, prompting this exchange:

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* The Turtles sense the latest plot in the offing, prompting this exchange:


--> '''Raphael''': Well, [[LampshadeHanging isn't he ''always'']]?

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--> '''Raphael''': Well, [[LampshadeHanging isn't he ''always'']]?always]]?


--> '''Raphael''': Well isn't he ''always''?

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--> '''Raphael''': Well Well, [[LampshadeHanging isn't he ''always''?''always'']]?

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The Turtles sense the latest plot in the offing, prompting this exchange:
--> '''Raphael''': I'll bet anything Shredder's behind this!
--> '''Michelangelo''': What makes you say that, dude?
--> '''Raphael''': Well isn't he ''always''?

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* This instance where Shredder proudly flaunts his CardCarryingVillain cred:
--> '''Leonardo''': Turtles, fight with honor!
--> '''Shredder''': (whipping out a laser rifle) Yes, but ''I'' fight '''dirty!'''


-->'''Shreeka''': OOOOOOOH NOOOOO! IT'S ''MELTING!'' MY PRECIOUS POWER RING, GOOOOOOONE ''FOOOOOREVEEEEEER!'' (''loud bird-like screech'')

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-->'''Shreeka''': OOOOOOOH NOOOOO! IT'S ''MELTING!'' MY PRECIOUS POWER RING, GOOOOOOONE ''FOOOOOREVEEEEEER!'' '''GOOOOOOONE ''FOOOOOREVEEEEEER!''''' (''loud bird-like screech'')

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* [[https://youtu.be/6bdHBoG2bLY Shreeka's ring melting]] in "Shreeka's Revenge" [[ChewingTheScenery has to be seen to be believed.]]
-->'''Shreeka''': OOOOOOOH NOOOOO! IT'S ''MELTING!'' MY PRECIOUS POWER RING, GOOOOOOONE ''FOOOOOREVEEEEEER!'' (''loud bird-like screech'')


* In "A Thing About Rats", Raph threatened Baxter Stockman by saying if he doesn't cooperate, he's gonna get... ''sarcastic''!
** Baxter's TitleDrop when making a remark about the Shredder.
-->'''Baxter:''' That guy must really have a thing about rats.



-->'''Bebop:''' Its that surfer turtle!\\
'''Rocksteady:''' Let's turn him into turtle mush!\\

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-->'''Bebop:''' Its that surfer turtle!\\
toitle!\\
'''Rocksteady:''' Let's turn him into turtle toitle mush!\\



* In "A Thing About Rats", Raph threatened Baxter Stockman by saying if he doesn't cooperate, he's gonna get... ''sarcastic''!
** Baxter's TitleDrop when making a remark about the Shredder.
-->'''Baxter:''' That guy must really have a thing about rats.


--> '''Michaelangelo:''' (snaps fingers) I know! [[StatingTheObvious They want... cufflinks!]]

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--> '''Michaelangelo:''' (snaps fingers) I know! [[StatingTheObvious [[CaptainObvious They want... cufflinks!]]

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* "Landlord of the Flies":
--> '''Baxter Stockman''': Fire at will!\\
'''Bebop''': Yeah!... Uh, which one's Will?\\
'''Rocksteady''': I know there's a Leonardo, and a Raphael...\\
'''Baxter Stockman''': Nevermind! Just fire at all of them!

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* "Beneath These Streets":
--> '''Splinter''': ''(sniffing)'' Someone in that building has just come from a hospital.\\
'''April''': How can you tell?\\
'''Splinter''': My keen sense of smell detects the odor of disinfectant. Also, that ambulance is double-parked in front of it.

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** Later, Krang thinks he's found a solution;
-->'''Krang:''' According to the computer, a bombardment of neutrons from the generator downstairs will counteract the ray's effects.\\
'''Shredder:''' It sounds scary...\\
'''Krang:''' There's nothing to be afraid of! You go first.\\
'''Shredder:''' No, you go.\\
'''Krang:''' No, you go.


** Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwrTBlD8c68 Here]] it is for all to see!

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** Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwrTBlD8c68 Here]] it is for all to see!

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