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* The trailer. Basically, Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer plays out as just another generic romance. Wahlberg has a panic attack because of thunder, which is a little funny... But suddenly, out of nowhere, comes a talking teddy bear voiced by friggin' ''[=Seth MacFarlane=]''.

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* The trailer. Basically, Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer plays out as just another generic romance. However, Wahlberg has a panic attack because of thunder, which is a little funny... But suddenly, out of nowhere, comes a talking teddy bear voiced by friggin' ''[=Seth MacFarlane=]''.''Creator/SethMacFarlane''.


-->'''John''': (Simultaneously disgusted and perplexed) Why the '''fuck''' would he say that?!

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-->'''John''': (Simultaneously ''(Simultaneously disgusted and perplexed) perplexed)'' Why the '''fuck''' would he say that?!

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* Ted and John's first meeting with Donny and Robert in the park stands out due to a truly incredible delivery by Mark Wahlberg:
-->'''Robert''': Stand up straight when you're talking to me!
-->'''John''': (Simultaneously disgusted and perplexed) Why the '''fuck''' would he say that?!


** [[spoiler: Rex died of [[BrickJoke Lou Gehrig's disease]]]]!
** [[spoiler: Donny was arrested for kidnapping a teddy bear, then released because of how incredibly stupid that sounded.]]
** [[spoiler: Robert got a trainer, lost weight and became Creator/TaylorLautner.]]

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** [[spoiler: Rex died of [[BrickJoke Lou Gehrig's disease]]]]!
disease]]!
** [[spoiler: Donny was arrested for kidnapping a teddy bear, then released because of how incredibly stupid that sounded.]]
sounded.
** [[spoiler: Robert got a trainer, lost weight and became Creator/TaylorLautner.]]



* [[spoiler:"Yoah magicuh wish wuhked! Yeah, I mean, you know, when you sewed me up, you pu' some schtuffing in da wrong places, sho I'm, I'm a li'l fucked up, but wiw you take cayuh of me fo-evoh and evoh?"]]

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* [[spoiler:"Yoah "Yoah magicuh wish wuhked! Yeah, I mean, you know, when you sewed me up, you pu' some schtuffing in da wrong places, sho I'm, I'm a li'l fucked up, but wiw you take cayuh of me fo-evoh and evoh?"]]evoh?"



* In the extended version, [[spoiler: Tammy Lynn attacking Tanya when she catches the bouquet Lori throws after she and John get married.]]

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* In the extended version, [[spoiler: Tammy Lynn attacking Tanya when she catches the bouquet Lori throws after she and John get married.]]


* The first time saw the trailer. Basically Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer plays put as just another generic romance, but than Wahlberg has a panick attack cause of thunder, which is a little funny I guess.. But suddenly, out of nowhere, he comes this talking teddy bear voiced by friggin ''seth macfarlane''.

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* The first time saw the trailer. Basically Basically, Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer plays put out as just another generic romance, but than romance. Wahlberg has a panick panic attack cause because of thunder, which is a little funny I guess.. funny... But suddenly, out of nowhere, he comes this a talking teddy bear voiced by friggin ''seth macfarlane''.friggin' ''[=Seth MacFarlane=]''.


** [[spoiler: Rex died of [[BrickJoke Lou Gherig's disease]]]]!

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** [[spoiler: Rex died of [[BrickJoke Lou Gherig's Gehrig's disease]]]]!


* The first time saw the trailer. Basically Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer plays put as just another generic romance, but than Wahlberg has a panick attack cause of thunder, which is a ''little'' funny I guess.. But suddenly, out of nowhere, he comes this talking teddy bear voiced by friggin ''seth macfarlane''.

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* The first time saw the trailer. Basically Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer plays put as just another generic romance, but than Wahlberg has a panick attack cause of thunder, which is a ''little'' little funny I guess.. But suddenly, out of nowhere, he comes this talking teddy bear voiced by friggin ''seth macfarlane''.


* The first time saw the trailer. Basically Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer as just another generic romance, but than Wahlberg has a panick attack cause of thunder, which a ''little'' funny I guess.. But suddenly, out of nowhere, he comes this talking teddy bear voiced by friggin ''Seth MacFarlane''.

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* The first time saw the trailer. Basically Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer plays put as just another generic romance, but than Wahlberg has a panick attack cause of thunder, which is a ''little'' funny I guess.. But suddenly, out of nowhere, he comes this talking teddy bear voiced by friggin ''Seth MacFarlane''.''seth macfarlane''.


* The first time saw the trailer. Basically Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer as just another generic romance, but than Wahlberg has a panick attack cause of thunder, which a ''little'' funny I guess.. But suddenly, out of nowhere, he comes this talking teddy bear voiced by friggin ''seth MacFarlene''.

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* The first time saw the trailer. Basically Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer as just another generic romance, but than Wahlberg has a panick attack cause of thunder, which a ''little'' funny I guess.. But suddenly, out of nowhere, he comes this talking teddy bear voiced by friggin ''seth MacFarlene''.''Seth MacFarlane''.


* The first time saw the trailer. Basically Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer as just another generic romance, but than Wahlberg has a panick attack cause of thunder, which a ''little'' funny I guess.. But suddenly, out of nowhere, he comes this talking teddy bear voiced by friggin ''Seth MacFarlene''.

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* The first time saw the trailer. Basically Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer as just another generic romance, but than Wahlberg has a panick attack cause of thunder, which a ''little'' funny I guess.. But suddenly, out of nowhere, he comes this talking teddy bear voiced by friggin ''Seth ''seth MacFarlene''.


* The first time saw the trailer. Basically Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer as just another generic romance, but than Wahlberg has a panick attack cause of thunder, which a ''little'' funny I guess.. But suddenly, out of nowhere, he comes this talking teddy bear voiced by friggin 'Seth MacFarlene'.

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* The first time saw the trailer. Basically Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer as just another generic romance, but than Wahlberg has a panick attack cause of thunder, which a ''little'' funny I guess.. But suddenly, out of nowhere, he comes this talking teddy bear voiced by friggin 'Seth MacFarlene'.''Seth MacFarlene''.


* LANGUAAAGE!!!

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* LANGUAAAGE!!!LANGUAAAGE!!!
* The first time saw the trailer. Basically Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer as just another generic romance, but than Wahlberg has a panick attack cause of thunder, which a ''little'' funny I guess.. But suddenly, out of nowhere, he comes this talking teddy bear voiced by friggin 'Seth MacFarlene'.

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** And the cop hangs up.


--> '''Ted''': Uh...well, you know, since I just returned from active duty in the Civil War, that actually sounds very appealing. Oh, wait! No, I'm sorry, that was a hundred and fifty years ago, and uh...I don't give a shit.

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--> '''Ted''': Uh...well, you know, since I just returned from active duty in the Civil War, that actually sounds very appealing. Oh, wait! No, I'm sorry, that was a hundred and fifty years ago, and uh...I don't give a shit.shit.
* LANGUAAAGE!!!


** There's also the TakeThat to ''Film/SupermanReturns'', and comparing Ted's later years to those of Corey Feldman, Creator/FrankieMuniz, and Music/JustinBieber.

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** There's also the TakeThat to ''Film/SupermanReturns'', and comparing Ted's later years to those of Corey Feldman, Creator/CoreyFeldman, Creator/FrankieMuniz, and Music/JustinBieber.

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